1. Every family has a hard book to read, but why did you give me an English book?

2. It's not that you are too fat, but that God is jealous of your thinness and beauty!

3. I'm afraid it will scare you. I also have a background and can run two programs.

4. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

5. If you don't like me fighting with me, don't whine about me behind my back.

6. I don't want to be jealous, just for fear of growing into a wonderful flower.

7. I can't cry. There is no extra water in my body for my eyes to squander.

8. If you don't eat, you will be unhappy, but the more you eat, the happier you will be.

9. Be my boyfriend, will you? Yes, I can. I'll think of something else.

1. The man who can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

11. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup.

12. When your long hair reaches your waist, I'll open my double knives, cross it and run away, and take all your long hair away!

13. Real pretending, dare to face the face without thickness.

14. The most beautiful sentence in the world is not that I love you, but that Bill Gates has decided to transfer all his property to your name!

15. I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm as fat as two people.

16. My heart is also made of meat. You think it is stainless steel and waterproof.

17. Don't make me bombard the school tomorrow with homework.

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19. The night is so beautiful. Although it is too dangerous, there are always people who cultivate immortals with dark eyes.

2. My parents really think I'm lazy and don't like going out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people.

21. Eat and sleep, stay cute and refuse to stay up late to prevent hair loss.

22. The dog you like doesn't appear, and the dog you like doesn't like it. The sour smell of love all over the world, leaving you alone, exudes the fragrance of single dog.

23. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness at the same time. Fat and short go hand in hand.

24. Every time I face the report card, I find that I have the disease of white study.

25. It's cold, you should take care of yourself, or you'll catch a cold and infect me. I'll slap you to death, believe it or not!

26. There is a fish in the Northern Ghost, named Kun, which is so big that Darren Wang can swallow it all at once.

27. Only single dog will think that the second cup is lonely at half price, but a single pig will not. She can drink both cups and even want a third cup.

28. To tell the truth, even if my boyfriend ran away with someone in this weather, I don't want to chase him.

29. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up all night just because you are ugly.

3. I've been lonely for a long time, and I feel like I'm immortal.

31. What's wrong with acne? It's my lovely bubble.

32. I really don't understand you people. Don't you have a crystal at home? Why do you have to hit my crystal? It's simply unreasonable.

33. others care about whether you fly high or not, and I only care about whether your wings are delicious.

34. The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat, eat, eat and eat with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

35. There are three things that young people can't touch nowadays: idolize, staying up late, and the glory of the king. The more you touch them, the more you will feel that being single is really interesting.

36. The stars in the sky are really beautiful. Can you help me pick some and put them in my position?

37. I think I'm not absent-minded in class now, but on a business trip.

38. Whenever I am ready to save money, a voice always says to me: Be good to yourself, which is why I can't save money.

39. You can eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent. This is the gap between you and Mingming.

4. There are many things that you can't figure out at that time. Don't worry. If you think about it again after a while, you won't remember it.

41. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao used my red thread to knit long trousers.

42. I once had a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. If I could do it again, I would choose Li Bai.

43. I must save money well in June, go to bed early and get up early and have nothing to do. By the way, I have to change my bad temper. If I can't, I'll send it again in July.

44. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your loveliness and immortality.

45. The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently. Because I'm adorable.

46. When I was born, God asked me whether I should be cute or have a good memory. I have forgotten my answer. You can't be single and fat at the same time

1. Everyone thinks that you have a good life, you don't worry about money, you like to drink and laugh loudly, and there are many friends. Others suspect that you have countless ambiguous relationships. But only you can understand what it's like to sleep at home with the lights on all night and then slowly fall asleep at dawn. If you don't talk, there will be no sound in the room.

2. It takes only a glance to get to know each other, but two sides to love each other, and it takes years to forget each other.

3. If I had known that sadness was inevitable, why should you be so passionate?

4. The reasons for the weakening of all relationships: one does not say, and the other does not ask.

5. Maybe I was afraid of hurting each other again, so when I broke up, one didn't stay and the other didn't look back.

6. I was going to tell you all the bad things that happened to me during your absence, but in the end, I just want to tell you that I miss you very much.

7, how often, because you can't get it, pretend you don't want it.

8. In fact, good love won't make you exhausted at all, and the person who loves you won't make you afraid to leave. Take off the shoes that don't fit, and let go of those who don't fit. There is no need to grovel in order to retain anyone. Anyway, it's a lifetime. Don't be afraid. There are always people who stay up late with you, pick you up in the rain, say I love you, and the good ones are always at the bottom of the box.

9. Don't tell others about your bad mood. Anyway, go to sleep at night, go out for fun during the day, eat and drink well on cloudy days, and listen to the rain on rainy days. Remember, one day, a beam of sunshine will dispel all your haze and bring you great light.

1. The order of people's appearances is very important. The people who accompany you to drink are doomed to be unable to send you home.

11, don't worry, don't be sad, missed the wrong, to meet the right.

12. Maturity is not getting smarter, but pretending to be smarter.

13. Anything that is too deep is a knife.

14. I have always felt that such a person is the winner in life: there is no white hair on his head, few wrinkles on his face and no scars in his heart.

15. Marriage is beautiful, but some people stop laughing when they get married.

16. Love is probably the most changeable and well-behaved existence in the world. At first, I just wanted to see you one more time, so I wanted to see you many times a day, so I just wanted to see you many times alone, so I possessed, argued, kidnapped and became hysterical, so we all forgot. At first, I just wanted to see you one more time.

17. Everyone is born half-born, and walks in the world in order to find the other half. Some people are lucky enough to find it soon. And some people have to look for it all their lives.

18. When you graduated that year, you smiled and said, Goodbye, I will keep in touch with you. It was many years before I realized that even a good friend can cheat.

19. If you are always busy, besides being really important, the more likely reason is that you are weak.

2. Try to keep fit when you have time. You can't be single and fat. Xiaobian: If I hadn't met you, I could have put up with those lonely good morning words: Time never answers, life never makes noise. Good morning words: Some people seem to forgive you, but you are a stranger. Tell me funny and interesting stories. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

2. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

3. I am single because no one can easily deserve me as a successor to the * * * proletariat.

4. When I was a freshman, I told my roommate that I must find a beautiful girl as my girlfriend. My roommate said it was very good and that I had a goal. Later, I thought it would be ok to find a girlfriend, but I just couldn't find it. Slowly, when I was a sophomore, I suddenly found that as long as I was a woman in love. Now that I'm a junior, I think my roommate is also quite good.

5. I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be done at all. Funny and interesting sentences.

6. Mathematics is very interesting. How interesting is it? Since I learned math, I feel that even living is meaningless.

7. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a joke.

8. A father and son came to the store to buy an iphone, and the son looked like a junior high school student. When paying the money, the son said, Dad, with your IQ, you still buy a smart phone. Then his father said that we all laughed and said to his son, you have a high IQ, but you can't afford it.

9. What makes you say I'm fat? What did you treat me to?

1. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will show that they are very uneducated. You should slap them and let them know what it means to be both civil and military.

11. I thought I was also a seed of infatuation, and it rained and drowned.

12. Ten years ago in May, a man praised me. He married a beautiful young girlfriend. Last May, another person praised me, and he won 5 million. In May of this year, everyone who praised me married a beautiful young girl and won 5 million on their wedding day. Don't say I'm not interesting enough. The words have been put here.

13. I have a desire not to get a tan, but I have a heart to go out surfing all day.

14. When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others and always told them: We will pay you back twice in the future. Later, they gave birth to me and named me Double.

15. Some people are shiny on the surface, but actually their socks have slipped to the soles of their feet.

16. My wife likes to buy lottery tickets. She keeps buying the same number for years, and every time she quarrels, she says: If I win 5 million, the first thing is to divorce you! I didn't really smile, and I didn't worry at all, because I bought the same number with her every time and bought it twice.

17. I have always regarded you as my best friend, so please tell me when you have no money, and I will teach you how to live a hard life.

18. Others stay in bed because they have money, so they can stay up as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

19. what is the most memorable large-scale group activity organized in your class? Make up lessons collectively!

2. Precautions for the senior high school entrance examination: The volume must be loud and fast, so that the whole examination room can hear it, and they begin to doubt their lives. After listening, he shouted: it's too fucking simple! Put the pen down heavily, and the voice should be half loud. Pat your thigh and shout: Lie in the trough, original question! You don't have to go to a good high school, you must be in place to pretend to be B, and I will wait for you at the construction site in the rain and wind.

21. The final exam is coming. I will definitely tell you with my strength how many people are in my class.

22. The professor said: A fool's question cannot be answered by ten geniuses. One student said: No wonder I can't do every exam. So that's it.

23. One of my roommate's fish died, so I didn't want to be buried. As a result, the more it was roasted, the more fragrant it became. Soon I went downstairs and bought a bottle of wine.

24. It's getting hotter and hotter. It's time for girls to buy a short sleeve for their boyfriends. Boys should also buy a short sleeve, a long sleeve, a cropped sleeve, a pair of shorts, a pair of trousers, a pair of sandals, a pair of leather shoes, a pair of white shoes, a short skirt, a long skirt, a dress, a bag and a satchel for their girlfriends.

2. Anonymous function is used for confession, not for playing with me and guessing who I am.

3. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos in the sun: take only one selfie out of 3,.

4. When you are young, you should try not to fall in love early, knowing that you are unattractive, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

5. I heard that you don't like my ancestor? Well, I'll go to heaven myself.

6. There are a lot of liars now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said that he was dying of heat. I followed him for three blocks and he didn't die.

7. From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I spent my days without money.

8. Korean descendants are used for pick up hot chicks, and China's Houyi is used to shoot the sun.

9. When you are sad, touch your chest and tell yourself: You are a boy, be strong!

1. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. When I got closer, I saw it was a mirror.

11. You are mine in the morning and evening, except at noon.

12. There is a sad cry: This math problem is beyond my understanding of Chinese.

13. The review boat will turn over as soon as it says, and the desire to sleep will come as soon as it says.

14. If you are born with Yu, why are you born with food, why are you born with fat, why are you born with bangs, and why not give birth to my partner!

15. Taking a courier feels like reuniting with your own flesh and blood that you have lost for many years, but you often find that your child looks like Lao Wang next door after unpacking it.

16. I look thin when I am fat, so as not to look ugly when I am thin.

17. it's no use. I'm already angry. I'll start plan a to destroy mankind and eat all the food.

18. It is said that boys touch girls' heads by 9%.