a humorous sentence to describe your baldness (Part 1)

1. When you grow up, you will gradually find that it is really important to go to bed on time every day, money is really hard to earn, and your hair will really fall out.

2. So why do I think that drinking a bowl of black sesame paste can make me feel at ease all night? Didn't you cry the loudest when you lost your hair?

3. When the scalp enters the sensitive period, it is easy to lose hair.

5. Is it because other people are losing their hair in different seasons? It hurts me to lose my hair, and I can't let people live if I grab it.

6.7. I found one thing, that is, I lose more hair on the floor than on my head every day.

7. I'm starting to lose my hair. Don't stay up late. If I stay up late, I'll lose my hair and go to bed before 12 o'clock. Self-discipline

8. I'm a little worried. Do you need to buy an anti-alopecia one? I'm worried about my baldness.

9. Recently, I caught my hair madly, and it was so big that my hair fell so badly for the first time. I cried, and when autumn came, the leaves fell and my hair fell.

1. people are not smart, and they are bald like others.

11.5. First thing before taking a nap every day: stroke the hair that fell off the pillow last night.

12. Keep in good health, then continue to stay up late, continue to work overtime and continue to lose hair.

13. I can't sleep all night and lose a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

14. The recent state, high pressure, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, and irritable temper, is this the state that middle-aged people should have?

15. I want to eat diazepam, sleep, stay up late and lose my hair. Why am I still so excited now, Duke Zhou? Take me away quickly!

16. But I'm really scared of losing my hair.

17. I have lost my hair badly, and I feel more lost in my long hair. I want to cut my hair 3 cm long.

18. Who says I don't like sports? My hair is in free fall all the time.

19. Hair loss is not a patent for boys, and it is scary for girls to lose their hair.

2. I have never used a comb again. Humorous sentences that describe losing hair and going bald (Part II)

21. A girl is really a strange creature. There is hair all over the floor and on the pillow, but there is no hair on her head.

22.14. There is too much hair loss, and the amount of hair loss caused by washing once makes people collapse.

23. Mom's silent remark about whether she has lost weight again suddenly makes me deeply moved. Well, I still want to say to myself, Come on!

24. I am going bald.

25.16. The world of adults is really difficult. I have lost my hair, and now all my hair is not as thick as my ponytail when I was a child.

26. I've lost a lot of hair. I feel so depressed every day for no reason.

27. Every time you wash your hair, comb your hair and mop the floor, it's a great test for your heart. Why do you lose so much hair? My heart is broken.

28. The most excellent eyelashes and hair are lost by half.

29. Girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.

3. Being single for too long makes the body want to become a monk by default and turn on the automatic hair loss mode.

31. If I were an angel, I should be an angel with hair loss.

32. Where there is a woman, there is hair everywhere. A woman is a walking hair loss machine.

33. Seriously doubt that you are old, seriously lack energy in doing something, and seriously lose your hair.

34.13. My mother just sincerely asked: Do you still have hair when you lose it like this every day?

35. Hair loss is not a patent for boys, and it scares the hell out of girls.

36. Such days have passed, and the speed of hair loss is getting faster and faster. I'm afraid I can't find a girlfriend.

37. I can't sleep and lose my hair every night. It's most practical to calm down and keep everything simple and earn more bread.

38. It's the season of dry nose, stuffy nose, nosebleeds, skin peeling and hair loss.

39. I just finished sweeping the floor yesterday, and today I lost a lot of hair in my room, so my mother said I was not hygienic. Is this something I can control?

4. I keep telling myself that my hair loss is so severe when it's autumn, but I think this amount of hair loss may not fall for a few autumn. I read the hilarious hair loss teasing sentence (4 sentences)

I read the hilarious hair loss teasing sentence (1)

1. Hair loss is me.

2. The first sign of old age is not only hair loss, but also eyelashes.

3. I have formed the habit of losing my hair and getting up at four to five. I'm fine. Come on.

4. My mother just sincerely asked: Do you still have hair when you lose it like this every day?

5. I really want to know whether I am going to be an aunt or an uncle.

6. Only hair loss can persist for so many years.

7. Barbers will say that my hair is amazing. But too much hair also has many troubles, such as too much daily loss.

8. It really hurts to lose so much hair every time you wash your hair.

9. Ah, I have insomnia again. Maybe tonight is the night that I am doomed to lose my hair.

1.7. I found one thing, that is, I lose more hair on the floor than on my head every day.

11. Hair loss, hair loss, is me.

12. Only hair loss can persist for so many years.

13. I have never used a comb again.

14. I'm so smart that I never used a comb again.

15. As you get older, your hair becomes less and less.

16. It's really hard to suffer from insomnia every day. I also lose my hair and feel weak. What should I do?

17. Every time I tidy up the lost hair on the bed, I am amazed at the amount of my hair, and how many hairs are taken away.

18. Seriously doubt that you are old, seriously lack energy in doing something, and seriously lose your hair.

19. I am very sad in this season when the leaves are falling, my hair is falling, and my balance value is falling.

2. The hairline moving up day by day. I have to try my best to avoid using ginger. I read the ridiculous sentence of hair loss (Part II)

21. I lost a lot of hair. But I am not sad at all. Because I still have a head, and my head has nothing.

22.9. I drank sesame paste on the first day! I hope I never lose my hair again! I will try to go out early every day to buy sesame paste.

23. alas! Now there are more and more billionaires, but I only have one hundred million, or memories!

24. My mother's silent remark about whether she lost weight again suddenly made me deeply moved. Well, I still want to say to myself, Come on!

25. Autumn is really a season of hair loss.

26. It's so stressful that I lose my hair. I wish I had never been in this world and didn't ask you to give birth to me.

27.2. I have lost my hair badly, and I feel more lost in my long hair. I want to cut my hair 3 cm long.

28. Why do I always lose my hair recently? I am afraid to look at the hair loss on the ground after combing my hair every morning. Am I going bald?

29.22. As time goes by, the pressure is getting bigger and bigger. I dream that my whole hair has fallen off, and then I try my best to eat black sesame seeds on time every day.

3. I'm under pressure, and I don't have enough time. I don't care if it's worth it, but I really want to do it. I feel like I'm losing my hair recently.

31.13. My mother just sincerely asked: Do you still have hair when you lose it like this every day?

32. I want to sleep, don't want to stay up late, and don't want to lose my hair. Why am I still so excited since I started to feel sleepy at o'clock, Duke Zhou? Take me away quickly!

33. I can really lose my hair. I feel like I was a dandelion in my last life.

34. The code word is 8+ a day, and there is nothing wrong with it except a lot of hair loss.

35. When I was a child, I always wanted to comb my hair like an adult. When I grew up, I found that adults had no hair.

36. I find a lot of hair when sweeping the floor every day, and so does combing my hair, but fortunately, I really have a lot of hair, and I still lose a lot every day.

37.8. I can't sleep and lose my hair every night. It's most practical to calm down and keep everything simple and earn more bread.

38. I've got into the habit of losing my hair and getting up from four to five. I'm fine, come on

39. I won't stay up late from today! Bald girls keep in good health online, and their hair falls off too much. If they want good hair, they should go to bed early.

4. The sad story is that the hair lost in one day of writing a thesis is worth the week before ..................................................................................................................................................

2. I'm like a worm on a cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I climb by myself.

3. Laughing to death, we don't allow hanging bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the opposite bunks in the dormitory, and then secretly roll them to death.

4. Once in a while, you get a Buddha, and your life is so happy.

5. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I will go to bed at eight o'clock to keep fit and kill them bald princesses.

6. I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi live shopping, but actually I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money and killed them.

7. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

8. This society has already fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should keep clear and escape from it.

9. Everyone is paddling for fish, and I secretly study while fishing, killing them.

1. I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.

11. While YUNDI is in prison, I'll practice the piano quickly and kill you.

12. My friends all lose their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. It curled them up more than they did.

13. Other children only know how to play. I secretly practice kowtowing and roll them to death during the New Year.

14. there is a saying on the internet that the entry threshold of the company has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

15. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

16. My roommates are all asleep, so I secretly go to work-study programs, and I am richer than all of them, killing them.

17. What can be done lying down, why stand? It's beautiful to be yourself, why be someone else.

18. I'm proud of the exam today and proud of me tomorrow!

19. Invite my roommates to drink milk tea. I secretly note that there is no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin alone, which kills them.

2. In the future, you will be grateful for yourself who is not desperate now. Humorous sentences about turning on the air conditioner in summer (4 sentences)

Humorous sentences about turning on the air conditioner (1)

1. I stayed at home for two days, and this life was given by the air conditioner.

2.? I want to stay in the air-conditioned room until the summer is over.

3.? I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.

4.? It's cold, and we have an object to hug, and we add clothes to those who don't.

5.? It's cold, and the place I want to go most is your arms besides the bed.

6.? The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

7.? The air conditioner is dead. Don't abandon me. Big Brother wants to go with him.

8.? SMS doesn't need to be reasonable, but it needs to be sincere; Blessings don't need to be contacted often, but they need to be remembered. A warm care for you: pay attention to adding clothes in cold weather!

9.? The outdoor temperature is 33, the indoor temperature is 36, and now my life is given by the air conditioner

1. It was too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. The car doesn't have to start by itself. I met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became an acquaintance. The table is too hot, the mahjong has just been coded, and it's burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention!

11.? There is a yearning for autumn water, and a cold feeling for forgetting to wear long trousers.

12.? Just went to the living room to pour water, huh ~! Compared with the bedroom, it's a mountain of fire. Sure enough, my life was given by the air conditioner.

13.? On such a hot day, I can't live without air conditioning at all. It's hard to imagine how I persisted in studying with only two broken fans in senior high school.

14. I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like running naked.

15.? If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are cold, or they will be hot soon.

16.? Replace the back shell of the mobile phone with glass, and put the mobile phone in the air conditioning outlet of the car. After cooling, put the phone on your arm and feel the power.

17.? I may be really old. Didn't all the previous texts judge whether Lian Po can still fight by his gastrointestinal ability?

18.? In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep

19. I would like to be your air conditioner for life, heating in winter and cooling in summer.

2.? It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat. Humorous sentences describing turning on the air conditioner (2)

1. I didn't return your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

2.? Air-conditioned watermelon cold drink ... The perfect summer should be like this, do you agree?

3.? Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold to be conscious.

4.? This dog's life was a cold from my air-conditioned father, and it was also given by my air-conditioned father. My air-conditioned father abused me thousands of times, and I treated my air-conditioned father like my first love.

5.? It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioning.

6.? Meeting you makes me feel warmer in winter.

7.? I remember it was a bitter winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

8.? Blowing the fan makes my nose clear, and blowing the air conditioner makes my nose stuffy. This summer is to make me hot to death!

9.? African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation. Funny talk about summer heat.

1.? It was taken yesterday morning.