1, clerk: One township, two Li, three divisions, I don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, but dare to teach seven sons, eight sons and nine sons.
Huaan: Ten rooms and nine poor people make up 827 yuan and 654 cents, but they are still half-hearted.
Staff: Yingying Yanyan Cui Cuihong is harmonious everywhere?
Huaan: Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, leaves, night.
3, staff: ten thoughts, thinking about the country and thinking about the country.
Huaan: Enjoy ten thousand eyes, flowers, the moon and autumn fragrance.
4. Staff: In the picture, the dragon doesn't sing and the tiger doesn't bark. Little buddhist nun is ridiculous.
Hua 'an: There are no wheels and horses in the chessboard. Tell the general to be on his guard.
5. Counselor: My prestige is very high, which shows my courage.
Hua 'an: You are dirty and cheap, showing half the glans penis.
6. Staff: Your grave will be planted with trees.
Huaan: The fish in your bathtub.
7. Staff: Fish fat fruit is cooked in my stomach.
Huaan: Your mother is coming to cook.
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Comment on the movie "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang": Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang is known as "the classic of postmodernism" and is one of the representative works of Stephen Chow's costume comedy. The film continues his nonsense and funny style. The style of "all madness, all excesses" in Hong Kong movies can be found in many footnotes of this movie.
No matter in the film, "I have an advantage in prestige and show my courage;" "You are dirty and cheap, revealing half the glans penis"-style couplets, or when Mrs. Hua questioned the origin of her identity, Mrs. Hua recited a bloody feud with her, which made people laugh. The San Xiao legend between Tang Bohu and Chou-heung is also wonderful in Stephen Chow's comedy performance.
"Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang" is not only very funny, but also a few martial arts scenes in the film show the director's careful design. Especially in the last paragraph of the film, Tang Bohu War killed a scholar, starting with Tang Bohu shooting at the tip of his sword. The overlord gun is almost a trick, step by step, and it is extremely heroic, presenting an exciting and unstoppable duel scene for the audience.
Stephen Chow's version of Tang Bohu left many classic dialogues for the audience, such as calling the cockroach "Xiao Qiang". The film shows the extraordinary imagination of Hong Kong filmmakers subverting classical themes, and various postmodern techniques emerge one after another, including performance art painting, modern percussion performance, fashion model gait, poison introduction full of advertising vocabulary, and funny ideas such as "beyond recognition".
This film is full of jokes, and Stephen Chow has given full play to his talents in this modern costume film, and Tang Bohu's story is also in line with Stephen Chow's way: on the one hand, when the role has its humble position, this small behavior is inevitably a bit mean, but it has the psychology of conforming to ordinary people;
On the other hand, this role also has its nobility. Tang Bohu's superb martial arts and painting skills are his capital, so when he thinks that "beauty and wisdom are equally important, the embodiment of hero and chivalry", the audience will not think that this is a complete joke.
Most of the supporting performances in "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang" are in place. Chen Baixiang, King-Tan Yuen and Pei-Pei Cheng are all very interesting. Compared with Chou-heung's beauty, Pomegranate Sister should be ugly in character-building, but King-Tan Yuen used exaggerated funny techniques to make Pomegranate Sister shine.
References:
Baidu Encyclopedia _ Tang Bohu Fenchouxiang