Open WeChat and brush your circle of friends, and you will see many classic quotations. The following is carefully arranged for you, I hope you like it.

1 Either you love me or leave me, don't bother me.

2 Not every JJ dreams of getting drunk and throwing up at the intersection where his aunt is visiting relatives. Maybe people just want to roll around in the chrysanthemum garden and dream of death.

3 Life is too hard. In order to master more eating skills, I am practicing chopsticks with my left hand.

4 we grew up even after the 199s.

5 in what age, I have no sense of hooliganism at all.

six people, it is better to live beautifully than to be beautiful.

7 I'll tell you one more word, but I feel like a client.

8 I eat porridge every day, but I'm not reconciled. I went to the vegetable market for a walk yesterday, so I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

9 being firm and resolute, the material is correcting, but the loss is challenging.

1 the public says it's right, and the old woman says it's right!

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1 I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar

2 "Is selling cute a compliment or a derogatory term?" "Look at the appearance."

3 all directors will get a disease: if they don't drop the chain at a critical moment, they will die.

4 look how happy he is, and what kind of consequences he receives!

5 it's killing me to kick the national football team if it's not sick.

6 Flattery is like love, and no third party is allowed to look on coldly.

7 Relationships that don't aim at marriage are hooligans.

8 in recent years, the moral integrity of the literati is getting worse every day.

9 You are right, I am right, but a gust of wind blows out the promise

1 Self-esteem, but don't be narcissistic; Confident, but not arrogant.

11 men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

12 China students learn languages, and in the end they will not listen, speak, write or question.

13 I love you a thousand times, so I'll give you a thousand dollars.

14 people only know how to benefit against harm, so they just want to seek profit, and everyone seeks profit. How many things are involved!

15 you can marry a daughter-in-law when you are the leading role, and each one can fight a devil. It's that bad!

16 The accountant says to you, "Come and get your salary later. I have no change at the moment."

17 in its place, no words, a gentleman is ashamed of it; A gentleman is ashamed of what he says but not what he does.

18 You can't stop drinking water just because your drinking cup is broken.

19 in our daily life, we should not make friends with people who dress properly.

2 In Karan's blade, he comes out of the sand. In a brave heart, he came out of the snow!

classic quotations from wechat circle of friends

1 The IQ of men cheating is second only to Einstein!

2 after the housing reform, you can't afford to live in the house. After the medical reform, you can't afford to look down on illness. After the educational reform, you can't afford to go to school.

3 when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

4 back to back, thinking is shrinking; After taking exams, my body is shrinking more and more.

5 the beauty lies in that although it is insulting, the world can't be mean; Where the evil lies, though lofty, the world cannot be expensive.

6 One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pockets were really empty ...

7 Summer has arrived. The person who installed air conditioning in our class, we will marry the head teacher to you. Okay？

8 The finale of water injection is a lie. It has not solved Professor Du's X life problem at all!

9 home star! It's been years! You don't decorate yours properly either. Plates, grey plates!

people born after p>1 are not as good as Confucius' Yan Zikun, but often lament that officials are not up to standard, so why are they stupid?

11 if you are good at learning, you will become an official. You used to be a scholar-type official, but now you are an official scholar.

12 people are different, and each is his own face. Those who are different are selfish. As for the public, it is not.

13 My father was watching it yesterday. When Zhao said to Huo, you * * *! I feel like I'm going to cry.

14 If you have thick legs, you should wear school pants; if you are ugly, you should read more books.

15 before I met you, my world was black and white. after I met you, wow, it was all black.

16 The finale of "You from the Stars" was spit out: What about rolled sheets?

17 can I photograph my silk shoes on your wall?

18 Professor Du and Qian Songyi didn't have XXOO in the end, and the world would not be good.

19 Don't be careless about animals that bleed for a week ...

2 To be careless all one's life is to give up on yourself.

21 Angels and demons play tug-of-war with my soul.

22 bow your head with courage and raise your head with confidence.

23 China students learn languages, but in the end they can't listen, speak, write or question.

24 The blue sky and Wan Li are full of traffic, and the temperature comes first, and then the light is in a mess.

25 It's not that I am pessimistic about my life, but that life makes me unable to be optimistic.

26 I will tell you that I escaped after only half an episode?

27 seems to have overcome the saliva problem, and it is estimated that the gourd baby is not a problem either.

28 The lovelorn day is not terrible. What is terrible is the lovelorn day ... my period has not come yet!

29 we will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

3 writers of later generations strive for flowery words and give up practical virtues.