The ice cream assassin joke copy 1-32 that is very popular on the Internet recently
1. People never understand that after an ice cream inadvertently says goodbye to you, it will really never see you again. . ——"Cake and Cake Search"
2. There were two ice creams in the supermarket. One was very expensive, and the other was also very expensive. I opened the supermarket freezer and saw that the densely packed ice cream inside was all crooked. I I saw the word "cannibal" from the gap - "Crazy Cake Diary"
3. Zhong Xue Cake wants to massacre us, and other ice creams will also join in the fun! Then fight! - "Jiang Gao"
4. Life is like a freezer of ice cream, you never know if the next one you get is an assassin. 1. "Forrest Gump"
5. The ice cream assassin only knows the price of snow lotus, but does not know its weight in our hearts.
6. I love your tattered packaging, but dare to block Xue Gao’s madness. I love that you are so similar to me and have the same worth. Do you want to go? Do you deserve it? Do you want to fight against this shabby packaging? Fight. , with the humblest cake, to the whimpering and roaring in the hot summer. Who said that expensive cakes are heroes! - "The Lone Cake Man"
7. There was once a sincere snow lotus placed on the table There, I didn’t cherish it. It wasn't until I lost it that I regretted it. If God gave me another chance, I would say I love you to that snow lotus. ——"Big Talk Cake Tour"
8. Life is like a freezer, you never know whether the next piece of ice cream you get is an assassin. ——"The True Story of Ah Cake"
9. Is eating more expensive ice cream really good for your health? I avoided it.
10. Each ice cream cone used to cost fifty cents, although only a few people remember it. ——"The Little Prince"
11. Lianzi, how can I live without you. Lotus seeds. ——"Passing Through the World of Ice Cream"
12. I opened the freezer and took it out. The ice cream had no age, and the words "I am an assassin" were written on each crooked package.
13. "China cannot live without Snow Lotus" "just like the West cannot live without Jerusalem" - "Snow Lotus 1919"
14. Assassin Ice Cream's face turned red, and there were veins on his forehead The article burst out and argued, "500 per box cannot be considered expensive... 500... ice cream, can it be considered expensive?" followed by difficult words, such as "a gentleman is poor", "Zhehu" and the like , which caused everyone to burst into laughter, and the store and outside were filled with happy air - "Kong Yi Cake"
15. If we don't fight this battle, our next generation will. ——"Changjin Fever"
16. Regarding the Ice Cream Assassin, I have wanted to complain for a long time!
17. Every time an Ice Cream Assassin appears, there will be another person Become a mermaid.
18. On that day, mankind finally recalled the fear of being dominated by the ice cream assassin. ——"Attack of Ice Cream"
19. Some ice creams cannot be taken off the shelves because their price/performance ratio is so brilliant. ——"The Shawshank Redemption"
20. Ice cream assassin, give me fifty cents, and I can shake up the entire ice cream world.
21. Don’t take ice cream from someone you don’t recognize. The checkout will be too sour.
22. Don’t you know that ice cream on the market now costs a lot of money? 160! If you change it into change, you can’t even hold it in one hand! - Cake Teller
23. Xuelian, thank you for protecting my Ah Qian - "Nan Cake"
25. I avoided Zhong Xuegao and Menglong, and picked it in a corner, but ended up at the checkout. Time taught me a lesson.
26. Regarding the memory of ice cream, I seem to have a little pudding hidden in my heart. It is not just ice cream, but also the summer of my youth.
27. Do you know how much an ice cream costs on the market now? 160! If you change it into change, you can’t even hold it in one hand! - Cake Teller
28. Surrender , Ice Cream Assassin, you can’t hurt me.
I have been eating ice cream for 29 and 60 cents for three years. My savings and house were all gone. Now I finally have a 50 cent snow lotus. You must say it is irregular. This thing is not. Don’t I know? - "I am not the God of Cake"
30. If you take the people into consideration, the people will lift you up. ——Guevara
31. He only wants to eat cheap ice cream, what’s wrong with him!!!——I am not the god of ice cream
32. Love without material things, Just like a piece of cake, it melts after a few blows from the wind. ——"Little Cake" Funny Sentences About the Ice Cream Assassin in the Hot Summer
Funny Sentences about the Ice Cream Assassin in the Hot Summer 1-32
1. You choose the cake by yourself, just There is no turning back. ——"The Legend of Cake Huan"
2. Whose love do you think you are accepting? It is the love of a pack of snow lotus. It betrays all the ice cream assassins to love you, endures all the pain for you, and brings you You rejoice.
——"Big Fish Snow Lotus"
3. There are many ice cream assassins that I don’t know. What is the ice cream assassin? The ceiling of the ice cream industry. Can one ice cream sell for 66 yuan?
4. If you take the people at heart, the people will lift you up - "People's Love"
5. What defeats me is not naivety, but naivety! It makes my heart cold. It's not an air conditioner, it's an ice cream assassin!
6. When expensive becomes the mainstream, cheap is a crime. ——"In the Name of Ice Cream"
7. Life advice: Don’t take ice cream you don’t recognize.
8. You know, some ice cream will not be kept in a cage, and every piece of its ice cream shines with an affordable price. ——"The Redemption of Snow Lotus"
9. I have been greedy for three years and eaten for three years. My house has been depleted and my family has been devastated. Now that I have snow lotus, you must say that it is a fake ice cream. Can we not know whether the ice cream is fake or not? - "I am not the God of Cake"
10. I hold the ice cream in my hand, like an assassin who wants to kill Xia Tian.
11. When Zhong Xuegao sold an ice cream for 500,000 marks, the Chinese had to pin their hopes on snow lotus - "The Rise of Ice Cream"
12. Zhongli Searching for him on Baidu, the ice cream is not in single digits. I thought I had avoided all possibilities that were harmful to my wallet, but I didn't expect to encounter the assassin in the ice cream.
13. People who need each other are each other’s salvation. May there be no ice cream assassins in the summer.
14. Some cakes are shallow, and some cakes are gold and jade on the outside but crumbs inside. One day you will encounter a rainbow-like snow lotus. When you meet the snow lotus, you will feel that other cakes are just floating clouds. ——"Pumping Cake"
15. Each ice cream used to cost 50 cents, although only a few people remember it——"Little Cake"
16. It's almost time It's time to eat ice cream. I've been feeling very cold lately, very cold. Facing the provocation of this ice cream assassin.
17. When Gu Li met the ice cream assassin: Love without ice cream is just a mess.
18. I only want three things: cheap, cheap, or T MD cheap! - "Let the Ice Cream Fly"
19. Lotus seed, how can I live without you? Lotus seeds. ——"Passing Through the World of Ice Cream"
20. With my financial strength, if I encounter an ice cream assassin, I will definitely not be able to resist it. I'd better make a few of my own to satisfy my craving. #icecreamassassin, #icecream, #funny I’m serious.
21. You can obviously steal money, but you still have to give away an ice cream. Such a conscientious company is rare - "Cao Min Daily"
22. I want to eat snow lotus, It is I who insist on making Snow Lotus the Cake Emperor, and it is I who want to protect Snow Lotus. Why don’t you hate me, but hate the innocent Snow Lotus! - "Zhen Huan Cake"
23. Life is like a clock Xue Gao, you never know what the next life will be like. ——"The True Story of Ah Cake"
24. You all say that snow lotus is dirty. We have been eating snow lotus for 20 years. How can we not know whether it is dirty or not? 1. "I am not the God of Cake" < /p>
25. Zhong Xuegao slaughtered us, and Menglong also came to join in the fun. Then fight, beat one cake to get rid of it, so as not to have a hundred cakes come. ——"The great cause of building cakes"
26. Holding the ice cream in my hand, do I look like an assassin who kills summer? No, I am just a passerby who wants to escape.
27. The physical coolness is nothing more than that, but the mental coldness is the real coolness. ——"Cake Erji"
28. If we don't fight this battle with high-priced ice cream, our next generation will! ——"Long Cake Lake"
29. When expensive becomes the mainstream, affordable is a crime. ——"The Name of Ice Cream"
30. Some ice cream can cool you down for a while, but the wrong ice cream can make you feel cold for a whole day.
31. He just wanted to eat cheap ice cream. What’s wrong with him!
32. I didn’t eat any cake. I didn’t dare. Our family has been farmers for generations. Afraid of the heat. ——"The People's Righteousness of Ice Cream" Recommendation of the most popular funny sentences recently
Part 1 of the most popular funny sentences recently
1. Follow the path of others and leave others with nowhere to go. , go my own way and let others follow me.
2. Never leaving is all a fart, and vowing to make each other are all memories.
3. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask her to answer this or that.
4. Parents are really magical creatures. They will believe any rumors in the circle of friends, but they will expose the lies you made up at a glance.
5. Don’t be so nice to me that I can’t tell whether it’s love or friendship.
6. There will always be a blind person who falls in love with you and treats you too well.
7. The most romantic thing I can think of is eating and eating with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.
8. The height of life is not how many things you recognize, but how many things you underestimate. The width of the soul is not how many people you know, but how many people you tolerate. Being a human being is like a mountain, looking at all things and accepting all things. Being a human being is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you know how to advance and retreat.
9. It is best to show off delicious food in the circle of friends at noon, because sooner or later there will be retribution!
10. The exam does not require a complete understanding of the test questions, but requires correct answers to all the general questions.
11. No matter how strong the wind is or how violent the rain is, you can’t stay in bed.
12. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.
13. It’s not that we didn’t catch the last train of happiness, it’s that we couldn’t get on it.
14. Time always makes people grow old slowly, but it is difficult to retain all the good things you once had.
15. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. For a long time, there is no day suitable for going to work.
16. Human potential is unlimited. Only by working hard can you know your true strength. Because the direction of the tree is determined by the wind. People decide their own direction.
17. Come up with many brilliant ideas, but fail to accomplish anything.
18. Poverty limits so many things, how come it doesn’t limit my weight?
19. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
20. If you have time to worry about love and love, it is better to think more about how to get rid of poverty and become rich. Part 2 of the most popular funny sentences recently
21. I gave you a rose that day, and the fragrance lingers in my hands. The day you returned me the rose, my hand was still injured.
22. Every child who loves to sleep in has a lover who is hard to let go of, and his name is Quilt.
23. You can do it if you try, and you can win if you fight.
24. With your appearance, you don’t need to lose weight at all. Now you can still use fat as an excuse for being ugly. After you lose weight, you will have no excuses anymore.
25. Don’t fall in love with me, you’re hypocritical, let’s get married if you can.
26. All the troubles are because you are poor.
27. As long as I work hard, there is nothing I can’t mess up.
28. When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says they like me, then I don’t hate them at all. He is so principled that he cannot hate a discerning person.
29. A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, but it actually hit my foot!
30. Life is not just about the things you see right now, but there are also poems you can’t read and places you can’t reach.
31. Every effort deserves to be respected.
32. Life before age is given by parents, life after age is given by yourself. Don't blame others for your predicament. The only thing we can complain about is ourselves for not working hard enough.
33. Waking up late will ruin the morning, and getting up early will make you stupid, so it’s better not to get up!
34. Nowadays, people want to find a partner when they have enough to eat and have nothing to do. But I am even worse. I can’t eat enough.
35. Don’t be afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but be afraid of surprises when you open the lid and enjoy one more bottle.
36. Are there any healing sentences, such as when Alipay received 10,000 yuan?
37. It’s not that success comes slowly, but that giving up is quick.
38. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes without any negotiation.
39. If you can’t make your eyes red when we say goodbye, can you let me slap your face red?
40. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you. Douyin's most popular funny and humorous snow lotus literature that pokes fun at the Ice Cream Assassin
Douyin's most popular funny and humorous snow lotus literature that pokes fun at the Ice Cream Assassin (Part 1)
1. Facing the sky, Yamanaka Gao The crystal clear snow will never be forgotten, the lonely forest of snow lotus in this world. ——"Dream of Red Cake"?
2. I love how you walk alone in a dark alley, and how you look cheap. ——"The Lonely Cake"?
3. Some cakes are shallow, and some cakes are gold and jade on the outside but crumbs inside. One day you will encounter a snow lotus that is as gorgeous as a rainbow. When you meet the snow lotus, You will feel that other cakes are just floating clouds. ——"Pumping Cake"?
4. I have been eating the 50-cent snow lotus for three years. Can I not know whether it is dirty or not? ——"I am not the god of cakes"?
5. Many years later, facing Zhong Xuegao, Xuelian will recall that distant afternoon when the purchaser stuffed him into the freezer. ——"A Hundred Years of Snow Lotus"?
6. China cannot lose Snow Lotus, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem. ——"Snow Lotus's 1919"?
7. I had it 2 years ago and returned it in 36 installments. There are still 9 months left to pay off the ice cream loan. ——Cake interest loan?
8. An inch of ice cream is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of gold cannot buy Zhong Xuegao. ——"Zengguang Cake Article"?
9. If you choose the cake yourself, there is no room for turning back. ——"The Legend of Zhen Cake"?
10. Each ice cream once cost 50 cents, although only a few people remember it. ——"The Little Prince"?
11. The lesson I learned when paying the bill is to let go in time.
——"Ice Cream and Ingmar"?
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12. It’s not my fault, it’s Mr. Zhong Xuegao’s fault. The little one didn’t have eyesight, so when he put it in the freezer I covered Master Zhong Xuegao’s face and prevented Master Zhong Xuegao from being bought. I should apologize to Master Zhong Xuegao, apologize! ——"Let the ice cream fly"?
13. If you suffer another bitter snow lotus, I will bear the infamy. ——"Snow Lotus Dynasty 1566"?
14. The carved railings and jade inlays should still be there, but the appearance has changed. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like making a mistake and walking back in shock. ——"Cake Beauty"?
15. You protect the snow lotus, and I will protect you. "Youth's Cake"?
16. If you are young and don't understand that cakes are expensive, you will be wronged if you buy them again. ——"Carrying Cake"?
17. That's wrong, that's really wrong. You shouldn't have taken this ice cream from the beginning. If you didn't take this ice cream, your wallet would be gone. If you die, if your wallet doesn't die, you won't end up in a sad place... - "The Legend of Wulin Cake"?
18. When Snow Lotus didn't come, you stabbed me in the back; when Snow Lotus came, , you still stab me in the back, then Snow Lotus is not white TM is here. ——"Underground Snow Lotus War"?
19. Many years later, when facing the refrigerator cabinet, I will think of the afternoon when Maozi took me to see the eight-dollar ice cream. ——"A Hundred Cakes of Loneliness"?
20. Snow lotus is not a flower, and no one will hold it in the palm of their hands. ——"Sadness Turns into Cake"? Douyin's popular funny and humorous Snow Lotus Literature that ridicules the Ice Cream Assassin (Part 2)
1. I looked around desperately, but I didn't find any Ice Cream God. ——Snow Lotus·Jiajia Cake?
2. You are amazing, but you are so good. I just want to get to the best step by step. I want to be Zhao Gao. ——"Lianhua"?
3. You chose the assassin, and Lianzi chose death. Each of us must be responsible for our own choices, right? ——"The Forest of Ice Cream"?
4. Kind Father, I have fallen into the abyss where I cannot see the snow lotus. ——"In the Name of Xue Cake"?
5. Every pack of snow lotus you buy is a declaration of unyielding loyalty to Xue Cake. ——"Rebel Cake"?
6. If we don't fight this battle with overpriced ice cream, our next generation will have to fight it ——"Long Cake Lake"?
< p> 7. I'm so stupid, really, I only know Zhong Ice Cream Baga, I didn't expect Xuelian to be hacked as well. ——"Sister-in-law Snow Lotus"?8. Who is the co-giver? The love of peony is suitable for everyone. ——"The Story of Love Lotus"?
9. You can teach people to beware of ice cream assassins and be vigilant, but you cannot make them afraid of eating snow lotus. ——"Silent Cake"?
10. Whose love do you think you are accepting? It is the love of a snow lotus who betrays all the ice cream assassins to love you and endures all pain for you. ——"Big Snow Lotus"?
11. Behind the sky-high price of ice cream, there are sins hidden. ——"The Godfather"
12. In this impetuous era, only Snow Lotus can stand out and achieve great things. ——"The Era of Jue Cake"?
13. Born like an assassin, one should have great aspirations. Cake is as thin as paper, and one should have an unyielding heart. Zhong Xuegao was born in a factory workshop, how can he be depressed under the refrigerator? , you should treat your dream as a horse, live up to your time, and you are not sure if you add more money, you and I are both dark horses. ——"The Story of Cake"?
14. I ate Zhong Xuegao for three years, which cost thirty yuan a piece. I ate it for three years, and my house was gone, and my family was ruined by me. , now we finally have cheap popsicles, but you insist on calling them ice cream. Can we consumers not know whether this ice cream will collapse? ——"I am not a snow lotus"?
16. As long as my old lotus is alive for one day, Zhong Xue Gao cannot change the world. ——"Sweeping Cake? Decisive Battle"?
17. Only Snow Lotus can remove all kinds of doubts. ——Gao De?
18. Ai Lian walked alone in the dark alley, Ai Lian's appearance remained unchanged, Snow Lotus did not collapse the house, and survived another summer. ——"The Lonely Person"?
19. Isn't this bullying the honest person? ——"Let the Ice Cream Fly"?
20. Love the ice cream you know, not the ice cream you don't know. ——"Karamazov Ice Cream"? Douyin's popular funny snow lotus literature that ridicules the ice cream assassin (Part 3)
1. What is the most valuable morality of ice cream? That is, good price and friendly to the people! ——Gai Po Lun?
2. I am determined to be the Ice Cream King! ——"Onepiece of Snow Lotus"?
3. I opened the freezer and took it out. This ice cream has no age, and the word "expensive" is slanted on it. I couldn't sleep anyway, so I looked carefully at midnight, and then I saw the two words "cannibalism" through the gap. - "Crazy Cake Diary"?
4. There is a share of snow lotus and a share of light. There is no need to wait for Meng Xue. If there is no ice cream in the future, you will be the only light. ——"Cake Style"?
5. That year when the apricot blossoms were lightly raining, you said you were a snow lotus. Maybe we were wrong from the beginning. ——"The Legend of Ice Cream"?
6. Snow lotus should become the guiding light of superstition. ——Buffler?
7. We must do our best to protect the snow lotus.
Those who laugh at snow lotus are doomed to failure. They want to turn snow lotus into just like them. I firmly believe that as long as I have snow lotus in my heart, I will be different. The same to you. ——"When Ice Cream Knocks on the Door"?
8. I have bought you for a long time, and I am willing to buy you for the rest of my life. I will entrust you to Huabei, eat and drink, and live forever. ——"Do you know, you should be fat with snow and thin with lotus"?
9. Do you know how much an ice cream costs on the market now? 160! You can't even hold it in one hand if you change it into small change! ——"Cake Teller"?
10. He is only twenty years old! He just wanted to cool off. What crime was he guilty of? ——"I'm not the god of cakes"?
11. I insist on snow lotus and don't relax, standing still and trembling. It has endured countless blows and is still strong, no matter how windy it is, whether it is east, west, north or south. ——"Snow Lotus"?
12. There is no snow lotus in the world. As more people eat it, snow lotus appears. ——Gao Xun?
13. You stand here and don’t leave. I’ll buy a few packs of snow lotus. ——"Cake Shadow"?
14. You know, some cakes are not destined to be kept in the freezer, and every drop of their cream shines with the brilliance of freedom. ——"Xiao Ice Cream's Redemption"?
15. A dragon must be coiled, a tiger must lie down, I don't need to say what kind of popsicle I am, Snow Lotus. ——"Conquest"?
16. Me! Chu Yuxun! I swear to the sky, to the earth, to the wind, to the clouds, to the rainbow, to the flowers... In this life... I only love snow lotus and ice cream. ——"Let's watch the snow lotus rain"?
17. When turbidity becomes a normal state, snow lotus becomes a sin. ——"Hamley Lotus"?
18. I didn't see anything, Zhong Eniang pushed the Snow Queen, it pushed the Snow Queen. ——"The Legend of Zhen Gao: The Assassin of the Long Moon"?
19. Lianzi, how can I live without you, Lianzi. ——"Passing Through the World of Ice Cream"?
20. Thinking that ice cream is readily available is the fundamental reason for your failure. ——"Three Cake"?
21. If you are willing to wait, just wait until the golden age of the Snow Lotus Rule comes! ——"The Elegance of Big Cake"?
22. For real ice cream, you have the courage to face your own miserable pastry life and the high price of similar products. ——"In Memory of Mr. Snow Lotus Cake"?
23. Being able to eat an ice cream cake is a very lucky thing in itself, but I don’t know when you started to have such a fantasy, thinking that Ice cream is readily available, and this is the fundamental reason for your failure. ——"Three Cake"?
24. Treat other people's suspicions like willows, and boldly buy your snow lotus! ——Shi Tiesheng's "Broken Cake"?
25. There are three things I have to do: cheap, cheap, or tmd cheap! ——"Let the ice cream fly"?
26. Xue Gaomenglong, I would rather have the seed! - "Snow Lotus Family"?
27. Who said expensive cakes are heroes? ——"The Lone Cake Man"?
28. I never thought about giving the cake to them. If the assassin needs to use Lian's life in exchange for the high price in the ice cream market, then let them die! Damn, I won't change anything. ——"The Battle of Two Cake"?
29. Summer without snow lotus is just a plate of loose sand. ——"The Cake Era"?
30. Menglong wants to kill us, and Zhong Xuegao wants to join in the fun, so let's fight! ! ! ——"The great cause of building cakes"?
31. I love your tattered packaging, but dare to block Xue Gao's madness. I love that you are so similar to me and have the same worth. Do you want to go? Do you deserve this? The packaging, fight, fight, with the humblest cake, to the whimpering and roaring in the hot summer?
32. When expensive becomes the mainstream, cheap is a crime. ——"In the Name of Ice Cream"?
33. Snow lotus is the ladder of human progress.
——"Cake Headphones"?