1. Toss a coin: heads go online, tails go to sleep, and stands up to do homework.

2. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove, pinch instant noodles, and tie condoms or something.

3. That's it. You ignore me, too. I'm a dog.

4. When waiting for the bus today, I heard an old man talking less: Run, the No.8 bus is coming.

5. The three saddest words in the world are: I am hungry. The four most painful words are: I'm hungry again. The most gratifying thing is that your good friend said: I am hungry, too.

6. The day I fell in love with you was not because of how good you were, but because the sun was just right and I was full.

7. Ten Outstanding People in China 1. Other people's children; 2。 Someone else's father; 3。 Other people's mothers; 4。 Other people's husbands; 5。 Other people's wives; 6。 Other people's father-in-law; 7。 Other people's mother-in-law; 8。 Other people's companies; 9。 Leaders of other people's homes; 1。 Other people's employees.

8. Sichuan is like Oreo. The earthquake is twisted first, then the mudslide is licked, and then the flood is soaked.

9. Starting the awesome mode, please wait for 99.9%. There is an error loading the awesome mode, and the system has crashed. Returning to teasing mode

1. I fell in love after this year; Divorced after 9; I haven't met anyone since the 198s!

11. What if one day you become a vegetable and can't wake up? Why should I wake up? I have flowers to bloom.

12. If being handsome is also a mistake, I'd rather make a mistake again and again.

13. When I got up early in the morning, my girlfriend looked at me with disdain: Did you dream last night? Me: er, it seems that I dreamed of fighting. Girlfriend: Did you dream of fighting Japanese devils? Me: Oh, yes, it seems so. How do you know? I seem to have killed a few japs in my dream. Girlfriend: Kill my ass! You've been screaming in my ear all night! Me: lying in the trough

14. My future husband, don't raise a wife for others. Your future wife is still waiting for you.

15. Don't smile at me like a pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

16. fortunately, I am thin. You can count the ribs when you are lonely

17. Summarize the completion of personal goals last year: 1. Buy a house of 26 square meters (completed) 2. Change to a Land Rover Aurora (completed) 3. Open a coffee shop (completed) 4. Have two trips to leave (completed) 5. Make a profit of 15% against the market (completed) 6. Is there a man in the world besides you?

19. I really envy my deskmate for having such a good deskmate.

2. Falling in love with someone is as simple as taking a shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

21. Copying homework is not called copying homework, Chinese is reference, mathematics is analogy, geography is migration, biology is transcription, physics is a reference system, and historically it is called cultural unity.

22. When love comes to an end, farting is the reason for breaking up.

23. There are only two ideas in my mind in math class: 1. What the fuck is this? 2。 What the fuck is this?

24. If my life is a movie, then you are the pop-up advertisement.

25. There are vampires in American high schools, long legs in Korean high schools and broken legs in China high schools.

26. I never tidy my room, because I'm a beautiful woman.

27. I lost my mobile phone, and my parents and brothers had a serious meeting: they unanimously decided not to buy it for me! ! I said I was very sad. Later, my father came to me and said, I'll buy you another one secretly. Don't tell your mother or brother. Be careful in the future! I am in a good mood ~ then my mother said to me at night: how much was your original mobile phone? I'll give you money when you get back to school. Buy one yourself. Don't let your father and you know, or you'll say I spoil you! ! Hey, hey, hey, hey ~ ~ Finally, my brother said to me: I will give you money to buy a good one first, and then buy a good one when I get paid! ! ! What meeting are you having?

28. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will keep biting you.

29. Yesterday, a sister invited me to watch a movie. Did you go to her house to watch a movie? It's insincere.

3. A man who changes women more often than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

31. Please tell me what you lose most often? If you don't like your face, change it. If you can't change it, get used to it.

First, I slowly realize that caring too much about others will often hurt myself. Slowly, I realize that there will be fewer and fewer people who are good to themselves as time goes by; Slowly, I realized that many things can be met but not sought, and many things can only be owned once; Only slowly do you realize that being sincere to a person may not be rewarded, and the people you ignore may often value you the most; Slowly, I realized that the reality was so helpless; I slowly realized that I had grown up.

second, if you don't like it, change it; if you can't, adapt. If you can't adapt, you have to avoid it. If you can't even avoid it, you have to let go. Generally speaking, capable people will choose to change, lazy people will choose to adapt, cowardly people choose to avoid, and brave people choose to let go.

Third, we didn't come to this world so hard to be sad because of the bad things we see every day. We cried enough when we were born, and no one can go back alive, so don't spend all our time depressed, believe, be lonely, love, hate, waste, dream and regret. You must believe that there will be no impossible tomorrow.

fourth, the path of thinking is lonely. Those who are determined to grope their way through the path must first bear loneliness. All your doubts and expectations about life are generated when loneliness collapses. Loneliness is a huge thinking space. In this space, you are talking to yourself, and only when you really beat yourself is the greatest moment.

5. We are all like clockwork machines. We are always on the run, but we often ignore our inner feelings: Are we happy? Happy? Are you tired? Is it worth it? In order to seek happiness, running all the way finally found that we had lost the direction of happiness. Walk slowly, sit down with yourself, calm down and do something you really like. This is the real life. If the heart is not quiet, happiness will not come; Without harmony, life will not be fresh.

6. The most exhausting thing is often not the distance of the road, but the depression in your heart; The most decadent thing is often not the bumpy future, but the loss of your self-confidence; The most painful thing is often not the misfortune of life, but the disillusionment of your hopes; The most desperate thing is often not the blow of setbacks, but the death of your heart; Therefore, we should look down on everything, relax a little, and everything will get better gradually.

seven, there are too many people passing by in life, how to remember them? There are too many bullying in communication, how can we get the truth? There are too many haggles in love, how to be considerate and tolerant? There are too many suspicions in marriage, how to care about trust. All this needs to be properly chosen and paid, and don't lose what you deserve because of complaining.

8. Some people say that youth seems to be a pure epiphyllum, and it is too late to show off and think, or even to make up for the shortcomings and defects, so I thank you in such a hurry.

9. In every small progress, you will be as colorful as a spring breeze, find your own bright spot, find your own bright spot, and shine your own light. Life is more meaningful.

Never be intimidated by clouds. As long as we believe in ourselves and dare to accept challenges, our hearts will be refined and our road ahead will not be dark forever.

11th and 3rd grade, the youth, we have dreams and passions! More newborn calves are not afraid of tigers! We dare to fight, we can win! Even if you hit the wall, what's the harm! We will never hesitate on the road of youth!

12. Help others when you have a good time; Be content when you live a normal life; Learn to enjoy yourself in times of adversity. Don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes, because it's not worth it; Don't punish others with your own mistakes, because when you hurt others, you will be hurt again; Don't punish yourself with your own mistakes. It doesn't matter if you make mistakes, just find out the reasons carefully, learn from them and change them! A little quotation network

XIII. Once you have a real and specific goal, you should cultivate perseverance, and your desire should not be melted by others' saliva, so that you can complete it and practice it. However, you have to grasp a key: every action must be serious and practical, and constantly gain experience and enlightenment from it.

14th, confused, suddenly looked up, a group of geese flew slowly. My heart moved, and they kept moving, flying from the south to the north, and from the north to the south. This is the power of faith! They gathered together for the same ideal and belief in their hearts, and overcame all difficulties to complete their ideals together. Aren't we? Yes, faith is like a bright light, which illuminates our direction when we are hesitating. Don't you see that our future is so bright and open!

15. If you live with loneliness and study with great interest, you have to live with loneliness. "Shushan has a road to diligence, and learning the sea is endless." Diligence and hard study will make your life colorful. "Genius comes from diligence", "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." It shows the great role of hard work and hard study, and its incomparable influence on life. Life is deeply creative, even innovative, and opens up a harvest scene of life.

16. Youth is a swimming trip, treading on thin ice, but we have to hold on to those precarious fears with trepidation and resolutely move forward towards the warm season that blooms in our dreams.

XVII. The road of youth is full of hesitation. The blood of youth flows in our bodies, and the power of rebellion erupts in silence. Rebellious, arrogant and unconventional … is our logo. We are eager to grow up and get rid of all kinds of shackles, but we are still fledgling. We are eager to be independent, eager to be recognized, but lacking in ability. We are full of passion and ideals, but we can't release them. As a result, we have issued declarations of independence, hoping to be recognized by the adult world, and we have resisted, hoping to break free. We are on the verge of dreams and depravity, and we don't know where the road is.

18. We must say something positive. As long as we continue to use very positive words, we can accumulate relevant important information, so inadvertently, we have taken action and gradually turned what we said into reality.

nineteen, encourage yourself in life, and persist in learning. From this moment on, I am still me, but my mood is different. No matter what the future road is, I will silently encourage myself in my heart and persevere, waiting for the beauty of that cocoon.

whatever you do, don't be defeated by naysayers at first. Remember, confidence is the ointment of hope! Climb the mountain when you are tired

Climb the mountain when you are tired (Part 1)

1. Life is not a mountain climbing, only by persistent climbing can you appreciate the higher scenery!

2. Wise people have picturesque Leshan Mountain, while benevolent people enjoy endless water. Take your time with a glass of wine and a cup of tea.

3. The higher the mountain, the wider the eye, and the more tortuous the road.

4. Even if one has climbed the peak, one should still strive for self-improvement.

5. The foot strength to climb the top of the mountain comes from the strong heart of "but you widen your view three hundred miles" and the will of "you are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall".

6. Mountain climbing is very tiring, but you will feel comfortable.

7. I feel good when I go climbing alone and see such a beautiful hometown.

8. if you don't want to climb the mountain, it's best to sit like this. There are many people by the lake.

9. It's really easy for girls to be happy together. Take photos, have dry meals, climb mountains and buy them in buy buy. The first group outing, looking forward to the next one.

1. The wind on the mountain is very strong and it hurts to the bone, but I don't think that just looking at the village at the foot of the mountain, the whole village is turned into a chessboard, and the houses are like chess pieces.

11. I'm really tired, so I stop to rest against the guardrail next to the stone steps and sometimes think about things.

12. Beautiful weekend, tomorrow is Monday again. Be sure to arrange time to climb mountains in the near future!

13. Small stone bridge with misty rain and small bamboo raft with rippling spring breeze. There is no bright moon and flowers dancing alone at night, and I am full of poetry and books.

14. Stop to have a rest, wipe your sweat, and look up. Ah, under the blue sky, the TV launcher that goes straight into the sky is close at hand. Come on!

15. As the saying goes, it's easier to go up than down. If you want to go down the hill slowly, you have to turn around, but I don't want to go back.

16. Dear Miss Wei, hold on for another half month, and have a good rest after this busy time. Recently, she is physically and mentally tired! I want to see the sea, climb mountains, and do anything in a strange place without restraint.

17. We climb mountains, as light as a swallow and as fast as a fly. We climbed the mountain, panting like cattle and walking heavily.

18. The water is bright and sunny, and the mountains are empty and rainy. If the West Lake is compared to the West Lake, it is always appropriate to put on light makeup and heavy makeup.

19. Looking into the distance like rivers and mountains, head down and step on Long Mai. Climb the mountain and look at the sky, and bow down to see the sky.

2. After a long journey of half an hour, I finally reached the top of the mountain. The scenery on the mountain is really beautiful! The house at the foot of the mountain has become a sugar cube, and the Minjiang River has become a streamer. At this time, I realized the grandeur of the mountains. When I was tired, I went to climb the mountain (Part 2)

21. What a dense landscape painting! And I'm in it right now, standing on the breeze, and the pride of "once climbing to the top of the peek, one would see, the other mountains all appear dwarfs under the sky." arises spontaneously.

22. Life is a peak. Climbing a mountain is the best way to hone your mind.

23. Sitting halfway up the mountain, I hope I will never get up again. I wish I could roll to the foot of the mountain when I go down ... so tired.

24. The process of climbing a mountain is just like people's life. You must have perseverance and courage to challenge everything. Only those with strong perseverance can reach the finish line.

25. Climbing in the fog, the most beautiful scenery is in your heart.

26. Climbing a mountain, flying is the mood.

27. Climb the mountain, relax and take you to enjoy it.