The college entrance examination laughs at the language mimeograph (laugh fainted a lot of people) the college entrance examination, the college entrance examination after the secondary school examination... The questions are strange and the answers are varied. Really admire the students now ah, thinking out of the box, the sky is the limit, and our time to follow the rules, the difference is too big, huh. Look at a group of language test paper in the fill in the blanks - 1.___, for I consume people emaciated students answer: wide belt end unrepentant (proper interpretation of the "belt gradually wide end unrepentant," even admit that this is the idea of a problem) 2. ask the channel where to get clear such as the Xu, ____ students answer: the heart of its own clear water in (proper interpretation of the) "only the source of living water," "the only source of living water is the source of living water," "the only source of living water is the source of living water. "(Only the source of living water to come, we are still and water stick a little edge ~ ~ ~) 3.when *** cut the candles in the west window, ____ students answer: husband and wife to sit in the sky (language teacher reading the paper when the laughter dizzy. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty! (The correct interpretation is "but talk about Bashan night rain time") 4. overrate yourself, ____ students answer: a move is not moving (the correct interpretation is "laughable not self-importance"). A move is also immobile, heh, very in line with the facts a) 5.gentleman gentleman beauty, ____ students answer: small people take people love (direct fainting death) 6.poor is alone good its own, ____ students answer: rich is concubines into a group (positive interpretation: reach is also help the world) 7.___, the world who do not know the gentleman students answer: as long as looks like Saddam (Khan |||| ....) 8. harem beauty three thousand people, ____ students answer: iron rod will also be sharpened into a needle ~ ~ ~ (estimate is not sharpened into a needle so simple, right) (positive interpretation for "three thousand favor in a body") 9. body without colorful phoenix wings, ___ students answer: plucked phoenix is not as good as the chicken There are also a student answer: husband and wife double home return (positive interpretation for the) "10. the sun rises in the east and the rain falls in the west, ____ students answer: the head of the bed fights with the end of the bed and a student answer: the wrong sedan chair to marry the right man 11. chaff wife does not go to the hall students answer: the husband of the knot hair does not go to bed (the language teacher is furious!) 12. wishing for a long time, ____ students answer: a forever (at the time wildly laugh, now feel quite classic.) (The correct interpretation is "thousands of miles ***婵娟")13.西塞山前白鹭飞,__ 同学答：东村河边爬乌龟（对的挺工整的） 14.I persuade the heavens to shake again,____ 同学答：天公对我吼三吼（正解为 "不拘一格降人才"，龚自珍 "(Gong Zizhen) 15. Born with my talent will be useful, ____ students answer: the key moment to show the power of another student answer: the son of a mouse will play the hole (the whole office of the language teacher collective imageless maniacal laugh) 16! (The correct solution is "If the moon is not hateful, the moon is always round", Li He's "The Golden Bronze Immortal's Song of Resignation") (There is also a sentence "The right way of the world is the vicissitudes of life"). 17.Luoyang relatives and friends such as asking, ____ students answer: Please do not tell him (The correct solution is "A piece of ice heart in a jade pot") 18. final exams out couplets, the first line is the hero of the sword has not aged the junior classmates on the second line is: the old mother of the rich rhyme especially existing 19. good medicine bitter taste is beneficial to the disease, ___ students answer: do not eat is a big fool Life since ancient times who did not die, ___ students answer: only the death of the order (ending: the parent-teacher meeting was left behind to lecture the bird) (ending: after the parent-teacher conference by the teacher stayed to lecture the bird ...) 20. bright moonlight in front of the bed, ___ students A: Li Bai sleeping fragrant 21! The answer to this question is "I can see a spot") 22.___, flying into the common people's home Students A: Konka color TV 23.Grapes and wine in the evening, ___ Students A: money and beauty a whole lot of 24.____, the pedestrians on the road want to break the soul of the first-year student's masterpiece: the ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night 25.There is also the test of pottery abundance of Ming's "I can not for five buckets of rice waist", students fill in the "give me six buckets can" ... 26. old as we are old as people old, ___ students answer: wife my wife as well as people's wives (the teacher later said that the students particularly assessed paper dedication, haha) 27. (The teacher later commented that the student was particularly devoted, haha) 27. Think of the past, jingo iron horse, ___ students A: look at the present day, stalking (the correct interpretation of the "qi swallowed ten thousand miles like a tiger") 28. Fifth-grade exam on a test to the "three cobblers, ___" students A: stink All the same (the invigilator and the principal outside laughed) 29. The first-year student pairs a pair of couplets, "Climbing the city between the white clouds to get the mountain color into the bosom, ___" The same student replied: I go to the hotel to hold the lady on the bed (his language teacher almost died of vomiting blood on the spot) 30. two love if it is a long time, ___ The same student replied: it is the two people to get married 31. sinking boat side of a thousand sails over, ___ The same student replied: the two people married A thousand sails pass by, ___ students answer: the peacock open screen pattern more 32. books to the use of the time party hate less, ____ students answer: money to the end of the month is not enough to spend 33. days if there is love days also old, ____ students answer: people if there is love die early (the correct interpretation of the "moon if there is no hate moon is long round") 34. life from the beginning of time who have no death, ___ students answer: there is who stools (There is no more language...) 35. There was a test on Li Qingzhao's Rumengling, "Do you know? I don't know. ___" The student answered: "SORRY I, DONT KNOW..." (The correct interpretation is "I should know"). (The correct interpretation is "should be green, fat, red and thin") 36. Once examined Mr. Lu Xun, a certain sentence: "___, I splash Xuan Yuan with my blood" The same student answered: He stuck his knife into my body 37. The door for people to enter and exit is locked, ___ , a voice shouts: ___ I long for freedom, but how can a human body crawl out of a dog hole ..." The same students answer: the hole for dogs to crawl out is also locked / fuck, are locked! 38. Thousands of mountains and tens of thousands of water is always love, ___ students answer: give a more can not (the teacher of the paper on the sentence: love is love, points are points, give a more can not) 39. freshman year of high school, a monthly examination, on the sentence "up to the sky laughing out of the door to go, (the correct interpretation of) my generation is not the artemisia people". Someone in the class wrote: "I accidentally twisted my back. There is also a line that reads, "Hibiscus comes out of clear water, and is naturally unadorned". Some people write: "Lotus roots come out of the mud"; others even more extreme, write: "Heroes come out of the troubled world". 40. ask you can have a few more sorrows, ____ students answer: just like a pot of two pots of head (the teacher criticized that "you drink too much ......") ★ ☆ 2008-08-23 14:29 You've been commented! Good:5 You have already rated it! Bad:0 That's all: My son sleeps with my mom every night. Mom said: you grow up to marry a daughter-in-law also sleep with mom ah? The son answered: Yes. Mom said: What about your daughter-in-law? My son said: Let her sleep with my father. Dad heard excitedly said: this child from childhood to understand things A brother got constipation, in the toilet for a long time can not be such as stool, is his best efforts, look at a buddy like the wind rushed into the toilet, into the position next to him, just go in on the real storm, that brother envy that buddy said: buddy good envy of you ah, that buddy said: envy what, pants have not yet taken off it ~ ~ Once a hot day of playing mahjong, a sudden blackout! I had to buy candles to continue to fight. After half an hour, it is too hot to stand, a person said: "or open the electric fan, hot dead." Another person interface: "can not open, open the candle will blow out an American, a Japanese, a Chinese in the jungle adventure. They were all captured by a tribe of cannibals. But the chief of the tribe said: "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you all have to take a hundred planks, but before you take the planks you can have a wish come true." The first one to get the flogging was the American. He said, "Before I get the board, put 1 cushion on my butt." Cushion, the board rained down; the previous 70 boards are still okay, 70 boards after the cushion is broken, and then it is the board to see blood ...... hit, the old American touched the buttocks to go away. The Japanese saw the situation, asked for 10 mattresses. 1, 2, 3 ... 100 after the fight, the Japanese got up, patted his ass, all right; and then opened his mouth to their own ability to imitate the ability and the ability to recreate bragged about it, and want to sit on the side of the Chinese to see a good show. The Chinese man slowly gets down and leisurely says, "Here, pad the Japanese for me." ... A brother went to the toilet and ended up in the women's restroom by mistake. When he went in, he found that there was no urinal and felt something was wrong, but fortunately there was no one in the women's restroom. Luckily, there was no one in the ladies' room, so he walked out as if nothing had happened. When he opened the door, he met a mm came in, the mm and he hit a face, a red face, head down, turned around and drilled the men's room to go One day in the public **** too many people on the bus, especially hot, especially stuffy I do not know who farted a fart, which is the environment is even more deteriorated. My friend really can not stand, and do not know who, no way. Just in time, the conductor is asking: "Who did not buy a ticket?" my friend suddenly had a thought. My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket." "Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, with her hand high in the air, said loudly, "I've already bought a ticket! "A new building of a university completed a sculpture: a young girl holding a book in her left hand, her right hand high up a dove symbolizing peace． The school outside the open to the students to collect the name, the results of many people's slogans coincide - reading top a bird!　　The situation of losing bicycles in the school is particularly serious, the new bike is gone in the blink of an eye, but sometimes luckily, the lost bike will pop up again in a few days. One day, the same dormitory Xiao Jing bought a new speed bike, she was bragging about it, saying: "I put the latest lock on this car! "The next day, Xiao Jing on the evening self-study back, a depressed look, hand also pinched a note, which reads: Do not pretend that there is no master here, the car I borrowed, a few days back to you!　　　　　　Not a few days, the thief really returned the car, Xiao Jing is very happy, but she was worried about the car was again "borrowed" away. So she bought ten locks, the car was tied up and locked a solid, but also posted a note to the thief: see how you still "borrow"! The next morning when Xiao Jing went downstairs, found the car more than five locks, locks and a note: see how you still ride! There were three tadpoles, they went to a restaurant to eat... After waiting for a while, the first dish was served... It's fried frog. The three tadpoles sang in unison: "I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up... One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, "Each of you go to the fruit forest and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said he would release them if they could shove the fruit they brought up their ass. Zhang Fei tried for a while, failed, and was killed. A little while later, Guan Yu came out with three grapes, and Cao Cao said the same thing to him, so Guan Yu started stuffing them... When he got to the third one, Guan Yu suddenly gave a giggle and ended up smashing the grapes and was killed again. When he got down to hell, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why do you laugh? If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a long sigh, "I don't want to! Heaven is jealous of the red face! When I was on the third one, I suddenly saw Liu walking out with a durian in his arms..." Yesterday, I went to eat KFC, behind me in line looks like a couple, watching them order a lot of food, and then sit next to me. When they sat down, the girl started eating like she had been starving for days, while the boy was munching on fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind.　　　　　　Suddenly, the boy put down the French fries, moved forward, very seriously asked: "Qingqing, I chase you okay? The girl did not raise her head, directly said: "No." The boy asked again! "The boy asked again: "a little bit of possibility is not? " The girl simply said: "Not at all! The boy froze, looked straight at her, stayed there... At that time, the girl held a chicken leg in one hand, a burger in the other hand, felt that the boy was looking at her, so she paused to eat, and then looked at the boy with a pitiful look, whispered: "that..." The boy asked again: "No! . can I still eat? " The people beside me, including me, laughed out loud, the boy was helpless, busy saying: "eat, eat..." This MM is too cute .... If I'm not allowed to chase, I must chase .... The deadliest chase ！！！！ The school has always been restless, freshman year on the first self-study, even sitting in the classroom depressed, then ran to the aisle to smoke.　　　Just lit the cigarette not a moment, came a PL girl, asked the widow, "Now on the self-study it! How did you get out?" I said, "I was bored. " I said, bored out to smoke, MM you are which class? What class are you in?　　　PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, "That class." I was so excited!　　　I was so excited, I said, "We're in the same class. What, are you depressed too?　　　She said: Well, a freshman in our class ran out during study hall, so I came out to look for him.　　　I'm looking for him. I smiled, it seems that there are still can't sit still, you look for him to do what, you are not his mother!　　　MM:I can't help it, I'm his homeroom teacher!　　　I was baffled ... a minute later, stifled a sentence: teacher, you look really young ... Phelps won 8 gold: countries on the swimming competition breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle? 100, 200, 400, 1500 lead to too many gold medals feel very dissatisfied, have asked to increase their own advantage of the number of gold medals in the project. Brazil suggests: soccer should be divided into 3-player, 5-player, 7-player, 11-player, beach, indoor and grass. China proposed that table tennis should be divided into straight and horizontal boards, straight doubles, straight singles and straight and horizontal mixed doubles. Britain proposed: Equestrian should be divided into black horse equestrian, white horse equestrian, red horse equestrian, brown horse equestrian, royal horse equestrian, zebra horse equestrian. Kenya proposed: Long distance running should be divided into 10,000 meters, 11,000 meters, 12,000 meters and 13,000 meters. Japan proposes: 3p, 4p, 5p, 6p, 7p should be added to all mixed events. Group p. 500p. Thailand proposes: except for the men's and women's events, all the siren groups should be added South Korea proposes: in the future, if there is an additional gold medal, one should be given to South Korea, because the athletes who won the gold medals are all of Korean descent, or their ancestors are of Korean descent. Cool Thinking of You 2008-08-23 14:37 You've already rated this! Good:5 You have already rated! Bad:0 1. I've been friends with you for so long, and you've always cared about me, but I've given you trouble from time to time, so I don't know how to repay you... So... In my next life, I will be a cow and a horse .... I will definitely pull grass for you to eat... 2. I miss you so much, but I'm too embarrassed to call you, I'm afraid you're busy, I'm afraid you'll ignore me, I'm afraid you'll think I'm a nuisance, I really want to get in touch with you, but the phone bill is really expensive, you call me! ---If you were a shooting star, I'd chase you, if you were a satellite, I'd wait for you, if you were a star, I'd fall in love with you. You're a gorilla! I can only see you at the zoo! Oh... Pity! 4. Now I'm so confused... I don't know what to think... My mind is so tired... I really don't know what to do... Can you tell me .... I really don't know whether to eat the dry noodles or the Aq bucket of noodles! ---Old Partisan 5. Thank you for being there for me when I was most frustrated, for pulling me along when I needed help the most, and for saying a thousand words, I just want to tell you: "Since I've known you, not a single good thing has happened! You're a bad man!" ---6. I'm sorry for sending you a text message so late in the evening, but if I've disturbed you, I'd like to tell you that I deserve it, because you have to go to bed earlier than me. 7. met you ~ is the beginning of my heart love you ~ is my happy choice have you ~ is my most precious treasure ~ ~ into the red carpet ~ is my eternal motivation always love people ~ is you sorry ~ I passed the wrong person 8. because you, I believe that life Maybe all this is predestined by God, pulling the two of us in the netherworld, and now I would like to say ... I was in a previous life is what created! I want to say, "What did I do in my last life? 10. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you didn't have any cute friends and created me; however, he also saw that there were no idiots in the world and created you. 11. If a person can only be good to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will be faithful till death do us part! But there is no regulation...then forget it! 12. Thinking of you is a happy thing! Seeing you is a happy thing! Loving you is something I'll always do!　Keeping you in my heart is something I'll always do! But lie to you, it just happened! Haha! 13. One ring on the phone means I'm thinking of you! Two rings, means I like you! Three rings, means I love you! When the seventh ring ... Damn, I really have something to find you, not soon pick up the phone! 14. According to statistics, more than 99.9% of the people who look like pigs use their thumbs to read newsletters! Hey, hey, don't change your hand, it's too late. Pigs! Hahaha 15. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name on every corner...fuck, I was arrested by the police! 16．If being good-looking is a mistake...I've already made a big mistake If being cute is a sin...I've already committed a heinous crime It's so hard to be a human being! ... you'll be fine ~ yes and no crime ... really envy you 17. when the white clouds drifted by, that is I want you traces; when the sun shines, that is I want to feel you when the rain falls, that is I want to think of your evidence; when the thunder and lightning, that is I pray to the sky that you were hit ... Ha-ha-ha... 18. If it is said that burning one year's incense can lead to meeting you, burning three years' incense can lead to knowing you, and burning ten years' incense can lead to cherishing you, for the sake of my next life's happiness, I am willing to... Convert to Christianity... Coldgrass 2008-08-23 17:28 You have already rated! Good:5 You have already rated! 001◎The mouse is a powerful, everyone is a sick cat. 002◎And a MM argued with a whale is not a fish, finally I said "Japanese people also with a person character", she then agreed that the whale is not a fish. 003◎The man's knee is a fish, the man's knee is a fish. 003◎There is gold under the man's knee, I cut off the whole leg, not even a piece of copper! 004◎In the spring I buried the corn in the soil, in the fall I will harvest a lot of corn. In the spring I buried my wife in the soil, and in the fall I will...be shot!005◎If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!006◎Treading all over the green house people are not old, please use Huiren Kidney Bao.007◎Listening to the gentleman's words, save me ten books!008◎At the age of 0 years old appeared in the debut of the 10 years old every day upward.20 years old ambitious ideals, 30 years old The first thing you need to do is to get a good job of it. 40 years old is basically oriented, 50 years old is everywhere. 60 years old is playing *, 70 years old is hanging around everywhere. 80 years old is pulling the family, 90 years old is hanging on the wall!009◎ Taking off the clothes I'm a beast, putting on the clothes I'm a beast of the cloth.010◎ Master, you'll just be from the old line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line of the line! ...a long, long time later...Mrs. Shih, please spare me! 011◎"Honey, I...I'm pregnant...three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you're not responsible... ... "012◎ We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn the dung into gold, I want her to see the gold as dung. 013◎ Read 10 years of language, not as good as half a year of QQ. 014◎ Morning lazy bed, so from the pocket out of six coins: if the six are positive, I will go to class. 015◎ The first time I saw the first six coins, I saw the first six coins. 016◎ The first time I saw the second six coins, I saw the first six coins. 017◎ The first time I saw the second six coins, I saw the first six coins! I think a long time, or forget it, don't take the risk ......015◎ I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pot, yesterday to the "treasure" column for identification, the expert said seriously: "Which is the Western Zhou? This is last week's!" 016◎ I can tolerate the figure is fake, face is fake, chest is fake, buttocks is fake!!! But just don't tolerate money being fake!!!! The first thing you need to do is to find out what you want to do, and what you want to do. A: I like you to stay away from me! 028◎ You come back soon, I alone can not fool around! 029◎ Life is like Song Zu De's mouth, you never know who will be the next unlucky ~ ~ ~ ~ 030◎ Fall down, get up and cry again ~ ~ ~ ~ 031◎ The world is difficult to pull yourself out of it, in addition to the teeth, there is also love. 032 ◎ A dinosaur passing through the Xi'an Jiaotong University to go to the toilet, out of her whimpering: "555, this life is finally not worried about marrying out ...... "033◎ Life, easy. Life, easy. Life, not easy.034 ◎ My cousin, more than forty years old. He started to learn from the literature, and failed to win the examination for three years in a row. He then practiced martial arts, and when he shot a vector on the martial arts field, he was hit by a drummer and expelled from the field. I have to change to study medicine, write a good prescription, take it, and die.035◎ Asked you can have a few more sorrows, just like a group of eunuchs on the Qinglou ......◎ My life is also the end of the world, and eat no end of the world ~ ~ ~ ~ 037◎ Want to contaminate a place there are two ways: garbage, or banknotes!038 ◎ When I was young, we often rushed to the mirror to do the ghost face; when old, the mirror is considered to be even. When we are old, the mirror is considered to be even. 039◎ Are you blind? The first thing you need to do is to throw a stone at my head. 040◎ The first thing you need to do is to find out the reason for the problem, don't blame the earth for the lack of gravity when you are constipated. 041◎ Pat your head to make a decision, pat your chest to make sure that you pat your ass to go away. 042◎ We are going so fast that our souls can't keep up. ......43◎ Don't get too familiar with the people of the earth! The most important thing to remember is that you have to be able to get the best out of your life, and you need to be able to get the best out of your life. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world! But those who owe money are even more! 048◎ Even if I am a toad, I will never marry a female toad.049◎ Why sleep long before you are born, you will sleep long after you are dead.......050◎ A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.051◎ Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - -The last thing he did was to get all his students killed.052◎ On the way to Xi'an on business, a Dalian man bragged about how good Dalian was, and then said that there was a grand celebration for the 100th anniversary of the founding of the city of Dalian.052◎ He then asked a person next to him, "What is the celebration for the 100th anniversary of the founding of the city of Xi'an? " Next to a few Xi'an buddies froze, after a while, forced out a sentence: "I remember Xi'an 600 years when the city was founded to engage in a 'beacon play Zhuhou' it ...... "053 ◎ Diamonds are everlasting, one is bankrupt! 054 ◎ Harmony campus, riding a bicycle may be a blogger, while driving a Mercedes Benz may be a logistic ...... ◎ It is gold, will always be spent; it is a mirror, will always be reflective ...... ◎ My girlfriend The reason for not being a nun is that she did not pass the fourth grade, the nunnery does not accept. 057◎ Star off a little bit can be more famous, I took off the bare but was arrested! 058◎ Look at a beautiful MM, bitter no way to talk to the roadside of a brick, pick up, go up, "classmates, this is what you dropped it?" 059◎ When I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist, but to be a young master of a landowner's house, with thousands of hectares of land, and all day long I did not study, and all right, I led a group of dog slaves to the street to molest the young girls of a good family ......◎ Don't talk about ideals with me, quit! You, mine! 062◎ The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you've been waiting for comes, followed by the wolf! 063◎ What is happiness? Happiness is the cat eat fish and dog eat meat, Ultraman fight small monsters! 064◎ Two farmers bragged: "Our farm chickens, eat all the tea, under all the tea eggs" "There is well ah, our farms give chickens to eat wallet, so that it is under the purse eggs." 065◎ Cockroaches are not afraid of cockroach medicine, but we can not even get vitamins! 066◎ Long a bag like don't blame the dog to follow! 067◎ The IQ of the man cheating is second only to Einstein! A pack of China is a lot of money. ......◎ If you can't put your woman in a wedding dress, then don't stop your hand from unbuttoning her coat! 070◎ Don't think that you can be a stain witness if you are wearing dirty clothes; don't think that you can be a clog witness if you are wearing wooden slippers... ...071◎ The cause is the country's, the honor is the unit's, the achievement is the leader's, the salary is the wife's, the property is the children's, and the mistake is one's own...072◎ The phoenix reborn is the nirvana, and the pheasant reborn is the necropsy...073◎ If someday I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent over... ...074 ◎ I not only have a car, or on their own ......075 ◎ Women have countless QQ number just to molest a man, men often use a QQ number full of a variety of women above ......076 ◎ I happened to see the book so-called contemporary women choose spouse standard: "have a car and house, parents are dead." The actual fact is that the actual actual people are not able to get a lot of money. So I wrote down the fantasy standards for choosing a wife: "home property over 100 million, beauty of the world's first, virtuous, gentle and sexy, father-in-law with terminal cancer ...... "077 ◎ Most people spend their lives doing only three things: self-deceit, deception, and being deceived.078 ◎ sleep is an art -No one can stop me from pursuing art!079 ◎ In order to avoid domestic violence, so I decided not to get married!080 ◎ You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!081 ◎ Swiftness is not enough to make things happen, this is the most lovesickness in the wind and rain! In, a house does not sweep how to sweep the world invincible, the east side of the sunrise in the west rain has been under, raise your head to look at the bright moon a few times, stayed as if the chicken hair when the arrow, kill the chicken do not use a cattle knife small test, the front of the spring, Wei Wei rescue Zhao Baoqui, Very good bye, eight teeth Lu Binghua, a diarrhea of a thousand miles **Chanjuan......082◎ a woman's a Blog diary: a certain month and a certain day, returned drunk, reached out and touched - cell phone and chastity are in, sleep! 083 ◎ and beautiful, and pure, and gentle, and sexy, and lovely virginity, like a ghost, men talk about it, but no one has ever seen it with their own eyes... ...084 ◎ I remember my elementary school teacher scolding me, "I'll kick you out with a slap!" At the time I wanted to laugh but didn't dare. Now, it's dare to laugh but won't laugh ......085 ◎ If happiness is a floating cloud, if pain is like a star. Then my life is really cloudless and starry ......086 ◎ The effect of contraception: If you don't succeed, you become a "man". 087 ◎ Loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people's loneliness. 088 ◎ The most exhausting thing in the world is nothing more than watching The most exhausting thing in the world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it together. 089◎ The tragedy of life is that after a hard night's dreaming, you wake up the next morning and can't remember it all. 090◎ My father asked me what I was looking for in life. I answered money and beauty, my father hit my face fiercely; I answered career and love, my father appreciated touching my head.091◎ Men are horny, color heart a little stronger called *, and then a little stronger called color ghosts, and even stronger called the color demon, especially the strong that became a perverted color demon, color to the extreme, called the human body aesthetics artist.092 I remember one day, shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a text message: "We'd better break up!" I haven't had time to be sad yet, my girlfriend sent me another one: "Sorry, sent the wrong one." Now you can be completely sad......093◎This place prohibits urination and defecation, violators confiscate tools.094◎In the street to see the beautiful girl, gaze a little higher is to appreciate, gaze a little lower is a hooligan.095◎Children's mother, we still have a lot of things to do in this life, don't delay the effort to play hide-and-seek with me, hurry up and pop out of the bar~~~~ 096◎ Women like two flowers in their life: one is to have money to spend, and the other is to spend as much as possible! 097◎ A shot of popularity - is a description of the female artists .......098◎ The unfairness of this world lies in the fact that: God said, "I want light! " So there was daylight. The beauty said: "I want diamond ring!" So she had the diamond ring. The rich man said, "I want a woman!" So he had women. I said, "I want a bath!" I can't believe the water is out! 099◎ I really don't understand, the girl bought a lot of many beautiful clothes to wear, just to attract the boy's attention, but the boy wants to see, but the girl without clothes. 100◎ Occasionally, you will feel very cool to life, but the life of you will be miserable. ...... 101◎ A child cried, and his father said, "Good boy, don't cry! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.