June is a hot month,

There is a Zhangjiawan in the eastern part of Beijing,

The old man and his wife were having a meal in the courtyard,

and there was a fly that was a nuisance.

The fly took away a grain of rice,

The old man said, "I don't know what to do with it.

The fly took away a grain of rice,

and the old man chased it to Sichuan.

The wife waited at home for three months,

Books did not bring the letter did not pass,

Please a fortune-telling Mr. Calculate,

Mr. said: "According to the interruption of the trigrams, the injury to money and gas loss of money."

This is a really good idea.

In fact, not only can he do this, but I can do it, too. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a conversation with an old woman who was trying to tell me her fortune.

"Sir, you give me a fortune-telling."

"What is it?"

"My old man has been gone for three months now, and I haven't heard a word from him, do you think there is any danger?"

"Ah, what did he do?"

"Well, chasing flies!"

"Chasing flies?! What is it?"

"The fly took a grain of rice."

Of course, that's a lot of money to lose and a lot of money to lose. If you can get it back or not, you'll have to pay for it. This is just nonsense. This is not a good fortune-telling. But sometimes, he is not a matter of ah, he has a set of methods of fortune-telling, you stand there, he talked to you, so that you believe. How to convince him? Look at his method. This fortune-telling is all about "to spring", what do you mean by "to spring"? That is, you come to fortune-telling ah, not to give you first, first set your words, say jargon is called "to spring". Gua Shu talking about "shoot spring", "fraud spring", obviously did not calculate this thing you, he froze to swindle you! Right? Hey, he also has a way. Which words are wrong, he can take it back. Isn't it true that you can't take back what you've said? He can take it back. It's called "withdrawing the chain". In the past, there was a fortune teller at the footbridge, and when this one stood there, he said; "This one should be at home, this one should be outside, and this one should be doing business. Oops! This man, your 'Hall of Fame' bright, prosperous fortune, you May Day this year, there should be a fortune to hand ...... "The bottom is three words: right or wrong? But this "right or wrong" he did not say, how not to say ah? He was afraid that when he finished, people would tell him "no"! What can he do? He didn't say, he stretched his voice, "You should have a fortune in your hands on May Day this year. ......" He didn't go on, he watched and observed the situation. He can tell if that person really has a fortune, and he can tell if that person does not. How can he tell? His method is called "Fix your eyes and you'll see something, turn your eyes and you'll see nothing". If you're right, of course, this person is in a daze; if not, you should turn your eyes (learn to turn your eyes) to think about it, that is, there is no such thing. He saw it!

"You May Day this year, there should be a fortune to hand ......" He looked at you, look at this one to turn the eyeballs, he knew it was not right, hurry to recall. He has words:

"...... ah, right, you should have a fortune to hand on May Day ah, however, let the villain to you rushed, you have not arrived right?" .

Hey, this is not nonsense!

"This man, your color is not good, this year's August Festival should be a lawsuit ......"

The bottom of the "right or wrong", not to mention that he looked at the one who looked at the one who ah, but also to turn the eyeballs.

"Ah, you should suffer a lawsuit ah, but there are noble people help, to set aside the past, probably now you still do not know it?"

Not even that one, not even he! He's going to say that. The first thing I'd like to say is that I don't know what I'm talking about. Hey, not to mention, there is a fortune-telling spirit, ho, not only spirit, but also Gua Gua spirit. Spirit but spirit, this thing, spirit so ridiculous. How spiritual? I tell you to listen. Not now, in the Qing Dynasty during the Daoguang period, there is such a thing. Not far from Beijing, dozens of miles, there is such a village, this village lives in a farmer, this person surnamed Huang, a little name which, called "toad"! The man said: "This is new, people have this nickname? Hey, because he looks special, two small round eyes, flipped nostrils, big mouth fork, face with hemp, say black not black, say yellow not yellow, face through so green. Therefore, this little name is yellow toad! You can not look at this person looks not good, capable, articulate, but also able to look at the words, read a few days of school, nothing to turn over the calendar, the neighbors who are marrying a daughter-in-law, hiring a girl, or on the beams of the earth, all to find him. What for? He would read the calendar and ask him to choose a date, and he would be happy to meddle. If he says a few words, some people really believe him, and treat him as if he were a saint! Don't think he's so smart, but his wife is a liability. What's wrong with his wife? She's sick. What's wrong with her? The root of the disease, cold legs! Two cold legs. If it didn't bother her, she'd still be able to work with the crops, but when it does, she can't get off the ground. It still happens all the time. When do the cold legs attack? When does it happen? When the weather changes. When it's cloudy and raining, his wife's legs hurt, and when it's raining and cloudy, his wife has to go home and do the cooking. Why? His wife can't go down to the ground! As the days went by, he could not be anxious or annoyed. He which, also found such a trick, whenever his wife said leg pain, hey, tomorrow will be cloudy; if the pain is sharp, that is ...... rain! He was on the defensive. There is such a time ah, this day his wife tossed a sleepless night, the next day the old yellow to go down to work ah, days, sunny day, but the sweltering heat, hot evil line. Old Huang ah, the straw raincoat on it! Dressed in a straw raincoat and carrying a hoe, he went out. His wife looked at him: "Old Huang, you're crazy! Why are you wearing a straw raincoat on a fine day? Take it off!"

Lao Huang also ignored her and went out. His wife looked at him and said, "Hey! What's going on? I told you to take it off!

He took a step forward, that means to drag the old Huang a bit, just so a step, "ouch!" Legs hurt." Ouch ......" squatting there. The old yellow turned around and looked happy:

"Hey ...... I still wear straw raincoat why which? Your legs hurt, don't they? You've been up all night! It's going to rain today, isn't it? I do not wear a straw raincoat how to do it!"

His wife heard also happy. The two of them are happy not to mention that ah, the old Huang ah out of the door, people on the street, are also happy. The first time I've seen this, I've seen a lot of it.

"Hey, second brother, this yellow toad why ah? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on a new one. Hey, quite a good day, why are you wearing a straw raincoat? Take it off!"

Lao Huang said with a straight face:

"I don't want to take it off, but I need it for a while!"

"What are you doing? What's the use of it later?"

"What's the use, it's raining today!"

What he meant was that his daughter-in-law's leg was hurting. When they heard that it was raining, it was not nonsense. The rain is coming from a cloudless sky, where is it coming from? The first time I saw him, I didn't believe him, so I went down to the field to work. They worked for more than an hour. I've been working for more than an hour. Suddenly looked up, the south came a piece of black clouds, and black pot bottom like pounced over, a moment of work on the laying of strict, gala a thunder, wow ...... pouring rain. The guys ran to the house, drenched with chickens like, you look at the old yellow, wearing a straw raincoat, a step of three shaking, and nothing like a man. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

"Old Huang, you're really good at this."

Lao Huang loves to blow off steam:

"Why do you have two skills? By the way, I don't even know if it's raining on a cloudy day, that's even worse!"

What does he mean? My daughter-in-law's leg hurts, can I not know? The people look, ho, old Huang really have the ability to ah! After a few days, the day early in the morning to get up ah, cloudy, the sky is particularly heavy, the old Huang just want to go down to the ground to work, first asked his wife:

"How is it, the leg pain does not hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt."

"It doesn't hurt, okay!"

Carrying up the hoe, he came out to see which, well, a number of people are wearing straw raincoat.

"Hey, old Huang, go home and take the straw raincoat to go!"

"Why do you need that? It's a lot of work!"

"What's the fuss? If you don't take it, you'll get drenched!"

"What's there to get wet for? Don't worry, it's not raining today."

Down to the ground to work. The group heard: "No rain? The day is so cloudy that there will be no rain? I've been hoeing two rows of land in the field for a while now, and then I looked at the sky and saw that the clouds were clearing up and the sun was coming out. The old yellow which, also said sneer it:

"How, straw raincoat all take it for nothing, right? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new product, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new product.

"Old Huang, hey, strange, the other day we were drenched, you wear a straw raincoat slowly twisted to the home. Uh-huh? This day we all take the straw raincoat, all white with, how do you mean it? How do you know if it's raining or not?"

"Ah ......"

How can he mean to say, "My daughter-in-law's leg hurts, I understand". I'm not sure how to say this. The group asked again which, he came to force it:

"Ah, I ah, Zhu Geliang horse before the divine lesson calculated out."

Ho, everyone heard, horse before the divine lesson can calculate the rain or not, too good! Playing here can be good, the guys gave him a yell, come on, earlier which, what a married daughter-in-law, hired girl, on the beam moving earth, to find the old yellow, let him look at the calendar; later heard that he would Zhu Geliang horse before the Divine Lessons, well, whoever lost something also came to find him. Zhang's daughter-in-law lost an earring, looking for him to come.

"Uncle, I lost my earrings, you this horse before the divine lesson is quite spiritual, you give me count!"

How could he say, "I don't know how to do it, I can do it on a cloudy day, and my daughter-in-law has to follow me! He said, "I don't know what to say.

"Ah, I'll do the math for you."

He pretended to be crazy a count:

"Earrings lost is not it? Well ...... didn't lose it!"

"Ajussi, you said you didn't lose it, but it's gone."

"No way! I'm telling you to go home and look for it, next to the pots and pans, behind the water tank, go!"

The daughter-in-law of the Zhang family left, and went home to look for, next to the pots and pans, hey, really find the earrings. He is not a good person, but he is a good person. The old yellow he has a pondering strength, he thought: she is a daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law every day to cook, have to pick water, in addition to the pot next to the tank, is around the water tank. He said these two places. Well, to the pots next to the child really to find. I'm so glad to hear that. This came ah, more yelling. One day, Li's wife came to him. Li's second brother has been gone for more than three months, no news, no letter.

"I don't know what to say," he said, "but I don't know what to say," he said.

"Ah, fortune-telling ah!"

"Ah!"

"Well, good"

Pretending to pinch his fingers, he didn't count them first and spoke to Second Sister Li.

"Hey, sister-in-law, you are really, there is something you send someone else to find me can not? Why do you have to do it yourself? Why do you have to come by yourself? Look at your heavy body, why are you still going out?"

"Ah ...... it does not matter, I just nine months."

"Oh ...... well, figured it out! Your man, ah, he's not coming back this month, and he's not writing, he'll be back next month, go ahead."

Ho, next month! What happened? He didn't write, but he did come back next month. It's working again! How did he do it this time?

How? The first time I saw this, I was able to see it in the back of my head. When he heard that he was nine months pregnant, he thought that this reason, this woman is pregnant, his man heart knows, he knows! Three months do not come to the letter, that is net waiting for the time to come back to wait for the moon people which! Hey, to the next month really came back. The next month, he really came back. Not only yelling that he can count, and gave him a name, called "yellow half fairy". The word spread to ten, ten to a hundred, a hundred to a thousand, a thousand to a million, the village to the town, the town to the county. The story has spread to Beijing.

Hey! The old yellow hair is rich. The palace in Beijing has lost something! What's missing? Emperor Daoguang lost a valuable pearl! The pearl so lost ah, Daoguang can be anxious. In the Qing Dynasty, Emperor Daoguang is the least angry emperor, not only the least angry, but also a greedy as a life of an emperor. You do the math, his dragon robe ah, are patched! That's how petty he is. If that one pearl is lost, what a mess! Immediately the nine door governor declared to the temple, greatly reprimanded a meal, give three days limit, find back the Pearl of the Night is just, find back the Pearl of the Night, demoted and punished!

Three days? Five days can not find back ah! What's going on? It's not easy to catch the master who stole the pearl! Who is it? The palace eunuch Cui Ying, the chief supervisor of the theft, you say this thing where to find? Nine governors outside the palace to look for, of course, can not be found!

Three days can not be found, on the Golden Palace, how? The first time I saw it, I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night. And then wait for five days can not find, on the Golden Palace, demoted and punished. A month and a half did not find, this nine door governor demoted to run to the Royal Circle to walk the horse!

This day Daoguang Emperor was annoyed, in the Golden Palace fumed: "thousands of days to raise the army, with the army for a while, the Pearl of the Night lost more than a month, the civil and military officials as if nothing had happened, what is going on ah? Could it be that you all want to walk your horses?"

The guys were scared: Hula! Kneel down a large number of, there is a groom Na Rong, kneeling down half a step forward:

"Enlightenment of my Lord long live, I heard people say, in the front door outside the West River, there is a fortune-telling called Zhuge Zhou, this person is not only fortune-telling spirit, and will be 'round light', the art of such as God, if you want to bring him to find, account for the whereabouts of the Pearl of the Night, will know the difference!"

The emperor heard: "Come ah!" Called the big chief eunuch Cui Ying, "go to the front door to find Zhuge Zhou, into the palace to account for the whereabouts of the Pearl of the Night, looking for go!"

Cui Ying heard, the nose is given a crooked. What? The night pearl is his supervision and theft. Said: the minister of the old that honor you properly kneeling shall not be? Why did you come up with this idea ah?" He's as good as God. Here a calculation, figured out that I stole it, how can I do? But the emperor sent a decree, he couldn't help looking for it, so he had no choice but to go on horseback. He took his men to look for it. To the west of the river a inquire, the first door, the road north of the family, to the front of a look, good! There were three white cedar trees with willow branches tied to them, and a white note saying "sorry for the delay". When I asked, Zhuge Zhou was dead! Hey, Cui Ying is so happy! Okay, tell the Emperor. The emperor heard:

"Dead, and then look for others, looking for other fortune-telling, the spirit of the line!"

"嗻."

Then look for it! Again to the grinding factory head, a look which, there is a fortune museum door hanging sign: "Liu Tiezui".

Cui Ying dismounted and came in.

"You can tell fortunes ah?"

Liu Tiezui took a look at this faction of the leader ......

"Ah, I can tell fortunes."

"The spirit is not spiritual ah?"

"You see me this name is not posted which?' Liu Iron Mouth', because I am 'Iron Mouth Steel Teeth', my Gua is Gua Gua Ling!"

"Well, really spiritual?"

"Ah, really spiritual!"

"See you back at ...... then!"

The fortune teller looked, this daytime ravings where? Tell him the spirit, he "see you later", what is this problem ah!

How does he know, Cui Ying did not dare to find the real spirit, you spirit, his head moved.

No, I can't. I'm looking for someone else. I found another one, Qianmen Street, there is a "Kong Ming Li" life museum, to ask there, also is the spirit! See you!" He came out again.

He thought: No! All the spirits ah, what to do? I don't want to find a fortune-telling center, but I want to find a fortune-telling booth on the footbridge. Right! Find the stall and ask:

"Are you sure it's good?"

And he said yes. All the stalls have to say yes. I don't think so. If you say it doesn't work, who's going to do the math, and what's he going to eat? Asked a few Gua stalls, said spirit, looking for wow, ho, can be looking for three days in Beijing, Beijing City, Gua stalls are looking all over the city, not even a spirit of not found! What should we do? On the fourth day, the head of the heart of an annoyance: the city head to find all, outside the city to find, right! With the subordinate riding a horse, trust horses out of the city. After walking dozens of miles, the day is also hot, tired ah, came to a village.

"Come, come, come, rest and rest!"

Dismounted from the horse, look at the tree under a child, asked:

"Hey, you here have a fortune-teller no?"

"Yes, this door!"

Hey, it's the door of the house of the yellow half-cent, the child so pointed.

"Oh, good!" And he went inside.

This day, the old yellow is at home, what are you doing at home? He was worried. I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about. His daughter-in-law's leg is hurting again, and it's going to rain again. In a while, he still has to carry firewood to the house, moving things, trouble!

When he was worried, Cui Ying, the chief eunuch, came in.

"You know how to tell fortunes?"

Lao Huang heard:

"Ah ...... me ...... I will ......"

"Spirit does not work ah?"

This one asked if it worked, and he was quite loud. The old yellow look at him this leader, and said: I'm this trigram, where to go ah? The first time I saw him, I thought he was a good man.

"I have ...... this trigram ...... alas ...... I have ...... this trigram ...... alas ...... not spiritual."

"Huh? Hey! I've searched for half a day, but here it is! Well well well, aiya, does not work? Really does not work?"

"Ugh ...... it really doesn't work!"

"Ho, okay, okay, hurry up and follow me!"

"With you where to go ah?"

"Into Beijing, the Emperor's night pearl is lost, you count to go!"

Lao Huang heard: What? Give the emperor fortune-telling. This is not nonsense? I don't want to say that the calculation is not good, said the wrong word - the crime of falling head, that where can ah. Hurry up to say:

"...... the master ...... you ...... did not understand, I calculated the trigrams ah, it does not work!"

"Nonsense, the spirit is not looking for you which! Go go go!"

"Master ...... me this trigram ...... not work!"

"It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, we'll tell you, even if it doesn't work, we're here to give you a few good words, give you a few bucks and blow it away. If you do not go, it is disobedience to the decree, outside the Noon Gate, open the sword to ask for beheading!"

"Alas, don't price!"

One thought:Do not go then die ah, if you go not work, but also allow to give two money, blast out ......

"Well,...... I ...... I go okay?"

"Don't bother talking! Do not go is disobedience, go!" Deadly begging to let go quickly.

"Alas ...... I go, I go ...... you well at home to see the family."

"Yo, look at this ...... this is not bad luck, I still have pain in this leg, you see, you go now?

"Ah, can not, not go? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a pair of strawberries, and you can't do anything about it.

Cui Ying looked:

"Nonsense! Why are you carrying a straw raincoat on a fine day?"

"Well? ...... not, you do not care, use, today there is rain!"

He was thinking that his daughter-in-law's legs hurt, and there was rain today. Cui Ying which, and did not pay much attention.

"Ah, let's go!"

To bring him to Beijing, arranged to live in the head of the pavilion stage. Old Huang, ah, can not eat, can not sleep, the heart is annoyed which!

"This thing, how to count it?"

To the middle of the night, well, wow ...... pouring rain came down. The old yellow thought: rain is down, do not have to ask which, my wife at home is there leg pain which, alas, I also let the big official to catch. On this master, really want to die, I said it does not work ah, have to let me can not; he said, give two money to blow out, where there is such a cheap thing ah? How can I tell the Emperor's fortune? Well, lose the night pearl, let me find the night pearl, where do I go to find wow? Well, if you tell me it's going to rain on a cloudy day, I'll be able to figure it out - that's not good either! I'll have to bring my daughter-in-law here - how can I find the pearl? I'll do it for the Emperor tomorrow. Where can he find it? Next to the pot? Behind the water tank? Is there a water tank in the palace? I don't know if there's a water tank in the palace, but I'm afraid I'm going to die.

It's annoying, but I hate it, who do I hate?

The thief who stole the beads, he hated it in his heart, sat there anxiously, and his mouth chattered out:

"This thief is not right, well, you can't steal whoever you want to steal, why did you steal from the Emperor alone? If we knew you stole it, would you be able to survive?

The thief is also wrong, I said my fortune is not good, I don't come to the end, you are begging me to come, urge, urge, I came, you can live?"

What he meant was that you urged me to come, and I came, and if my fortune-telling didn't work, would you have lived?

This is what he meant in his heart, and he pointed out:

"I have come, will you live?"

These words were heard through the wall. Who was it? The Grand Master, Choi Young. Why is he here? Hey, he arranged the old Huang to the museum post ah, he returned to the house, set up a meal, eat and drink, heart happy: hey, OK, tomorrow to the emperor a fortune-telling, counting out, kill him, not my business. Hey, this bead ah, I can not commit a crime in this life! Hey, okay, look at his appearance, it does not look like a capable phase, capable of that look? I'm not going to be able to do that.

It is here happy which, wow ...... outside the rain, this rain, he heart a smart, push the door to see, pouring rain.

Hmm? No, he counted the trigrams do not work? Why is he wearing a straw raincoat? How did he tell us that it was raining today? Oh, don't be "real people don't show their faces, show their faces don't real people", right? Mouth is to say that it does not work, tomorrow to the Golden Palace, a calculation, it is true, a finger: to steal the beads is him! Well, I'm finished! Hey, this can not stand, not ...... have to listen to the news to go!

So, he came, came here also do not let people report, he quietly came to the door of the house outside the yellow half-cent, just one stop there, is listening to the head said. He came at this time, the first two sentences said the past, the inside is saying this which:

"Urge, urge! I'm coming, are you alive?"

He also pointed out. When Choi Young heard that:Huh?" Rush, rush, I'm coming," he came; "Are you alive?" I ...... can not live ah! This thing he figured out it was me! Alas, he ...... this ......

You pour to listen to ah, he did not listen to the next, a fear, pushed the door to come in, Gu Deer on his knees:

"Hey ... ... ...this ...... half-cent spare your life, half-cent spare your life!'"

Lao Huang was startled, a look at the big chief kneeling here ah, heard the "half immortal mercy, half immortal mercy", the old Huang he can read the words and colors, a look at the big chief body straight do spray, do not know how to do, he was able to calm down:

"Ai, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, get up to say, get up to say, what's the matter ah, you?"

"Ah ...... ouch, half a fairy spare your life, you this fortune telling is really smart, you came, I ...... I can't live, I know you counted right, this bead is good is my theft, is my theft, you save save life."

Lao Huang heard:sniff! The old yellow is also really good at pretending to be a man. The old yellow also really can pretend, calm down:

"Hey ...... oops, is you steal! I've already figured out that you stole it! Not only did I figure out that you stole the beads, but I also figured out where you hid them."

Take the words fraud, Cui Ying heard ah, yo, all counted out ...... heart also froze, can count out? Then I let him say.

"Ah, is ...... half fairy, you counted out, then you counted out where I hide the beads ah?"

If this were to be put on others, once asked this, quasi-quasi asked to get down, the old yellow ah, can talk the way, the old yellow heard:

"Well, counted out. Ha ...... I said you that beads hide where ah, I said? I said yes say, now not say, tomorrow see the emperor a piece of say!"

"Hey ...... don't price! Why don't you say here ah?"

"What am I going to say to you here, when I say, 'I've figured it out, I know where you're hiding'? I won't say it, let you say it yourself, I'll see if you dare to talk nonsense to me."

Hey!

"Aiya ...... half immortal spare your life which, I dare not say nonsense, my beads, buried in the imperial garden under the banana tree la!"

"Ah, this is just. I counted that it was also buried there!"

How many times did he count?

"Get up."

"Yes, half a fairy, you ...... dry half a fairy which, simply you are a living god, you counted really right, tomorrow, I beg you to meet the emperor, do not say that I stole, I ...... send you five hundred taels of silver."

Lao Huang heard, a sneer: "Ha ......

He that means which, hey, this guy does not beat himself up! But he this sneer ah, Cui Ying do not know what he why things ah, thought he is too little it.

"Ah ...... chagrin, five hundred taels can not ah, I give you a thousand."

Add another five hundred!

"Oh, well, well, you get up. When I tell the Emperor's fortune tomorrow, I'll hide it for you."

What? The first to receive a thousand taels of silver for the fortune-telling gift is not yet calculated, and he is making a fuss.

This is the first time I've ever seen a man with a big heart.

To the next day, Cui Ying led him to the court to see the emperor, the emperor is quite happy, flat and give seat, let him pinpoint the whereabouts of the Pearl of the Night, how to calculate how the old Huang? Although Cui Ying said, but also have to pretend to come ah! I thought: I have to pinch the knuckles, recite the mantra. Well, pinch (learn hand gestures), how to recite the incantation? He will not, remember what to read: "one, two, two, two, two, three, seven, eight, nine, ten recite the truth ......"

Wenwu Hundred officials heard, how? The first time I saw this, it was a very good thing that I was there, and it was a very good thing that I was there. What kind of spell is this?

"According to the trigrams to judge, the night pearl is now the Royal Garden." The emperor heard: "Come, set up the imperial garden!"

The Royal Garden. To the imperial garden, the emperor said: "Hey, Huang Xianshi, the widow's imperial garden is so wide, the Pearl of the Night in the end where ah?"

"Ah, I'll give you accounted for accounted for." (Learn to pinch gestures, recite the incantation)

"Half a fairy originally surnamed Huang, today to see the king, where is the night pearl? Ah ...... hidden under this banana tree!"

He really can pretend! The emperor heard:

"Good, planing!"

The spade and pickaxe came down.

"Hey, gently, do not hurt the national treasure!"

How, the pretense. Originally Cui Ying buried this bead is not deep, set up two planes, planing out, by the small eunuch clean, handed to the emperor, the emperor looked, too happy.

"Aiya, yellow half-cent, really yellow immortal master, this is too spiritual. Hey, Huang Xianshi, you calculate a widow's night pearl actually stolen by who? Who buried it?"

Who stole it and who buried it?

Lao Huang ah, did not prepare to ask this ah, a cold ask, a raised head, looked at Cui Ying. Cui Ying ah, heart almost out of the throat, do not know what he is going to say ah? The next listen to the okay.

"Ah ...... ah ...... long live, the night pearl is a rare and exotic treasure, day long years deep, subjected to the essence of the sun and the moon, this is its own slipped out la!"

The emperor heard, think ah: I heard that "paper station eight hundred years since the incineration." Paper is still so, not to mention the pearl of the night?

"Well, it makes sense!"

Look at this dimwitted king, and he still thinks it makes sense! That night pearl will sneak by on its own?

Back to the throne room.

"Huang Xianshi, counting the real spirit, come ah, reward to Huang Xianshi ...... two plates of saqima!" So a big pearl found, just give two plates of saqima, you know he this person stingy not stingy!

After giving the two plates of sakima, he was not allowed to leave, and stayed in the palace for a few days.

The one who asked, the emperor to find the beads, he also left a fortune-teller in the palace why use ah?

Daoguang Emperor has his ideas, he thought: I lost this Pearl of the Night for more than a month, no news, can not find! Hey! Huang half-cent a come he counted out in what place, this trigram is too good! I can't let him go, I'll test him again, if he's so good at every trigram, then I'll appoint him as an official in the court. It's good for me to have him as an official! No one can hide anything from me! He can tell me everything! I'm not going to let him go because of this.

But the old yellow heart can be annoyed, the old yellow heart thought: this is not a shadow of a thing? Leave me behind, I ...... what am I doing here ah? The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services. The first thing I'd like to say is that I don't know when he's going to be able to do anything.

Quite annoyed, a heart thought: tomorrow I have to think of ideas to tell him: I go home. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it. A rush to the next day morning, Cui Ying led the yellow half-cent to the court, the eunuch there shouted;

"The Holy Spirit passes the decree, declared Huang Xianshi with the decree on the temple!"

The first one is him, why? The emperor this night pearl found, happy, a night have not slept, quite early in the morning hit the harem to sit in the temple. Walk forward, walk to the imperial garden here, hey! Here there is a date tree, the date tree ah, is the Ming Dynasty when three eunuchs brought back to the West, this date called "bead date", drip round, so big (than the picture), red, but it has to be ripe. Now still raw which, Cham green green so a date, the emperor looked good, hand picked off a, a thought; hey, there, I let the yellow half-cent calculate what is in my hand? If the calculation is right again, he is really good, then seal him as an official in the dynasty, right!

So, first declared the yellow half-cent with the decree on the temple. Huang half-cent to here a kneeling, salute has been completed, should be flat to give seat ah? This time the light let him flat, did not give a seat.

"Get up."

Huang Xian stood up, the emperor clenched his fist:

"Huang Xianshi, your fortune-telling spirit, come come, you calculate my hands what, if the right, seal you in the dynasty as an official, counting is not right, ask you to a crime of cheating the king! You count it!"

The old Huang thought: oops, how to count ah? This ...... of course he was afraid of ah, the heart is afraid, but the face can not be brought out, but also have to pretend not to bring the phase. The heart here to think of ideas, he pondered, pondered what? I think: what is in his hand? Oh ...... must be his night pearl, this bead found, afraid of losing again, beads do not leave the hand, hand does not leave the bead, the morning get up to take this out, that do not ask, night pearl, right.

But he had to say that the pearl, then killed, the crime of deceiving the king, did not count right ah! He said the words are good:

"Long live ......"

He is going to say this sentence, "Early in the morning you take your beloved Pearl of Pearl of Pearl to play ornamental ah", is such a sentence, he just said half a sentence.

"Long live, early in the morning you ......"

The emperor said;

"Hey, yes, it's a big green date ......"

Hey! He's so spiritual!

The emperor let go of his hand, the old Huang look, scared pigtails are standing up: ho, good guy, old man, thanks to me to say "early morning" ah, if I say "big morning" is still a problem, this thing! I'm not going to be able to do that.

"Hail my lord, I'm going home for a visit."

"Well, no, this fortune-telling again, come ah, set the feast!"

The banquet? The emperor is so stingy, but still set up a banquet? What kind of banquet? It's just a bowl of tea and two pieces of "sakima"! He called it a banquet!

No way, eat "saqima", eat all the vinegar heart!

The emperor said: "Huang Xianshi, your fortune-telling is too good, I intend to seal you in the dynasty as an official, accompanied by the king, the king and the subject *** enjoy the glory and wealth, how do you think?"

The old yellow heart said: I still with you here? Good guy, thanks to me to say early in the morning, or I this head moved!

Huang: "I am a peasant, how can I protect the king?"

The emperor thought: "You are not happy ah, if you do not protect me you protect someone else my kingdom will not be stable! The emperor clenched his teeth, up hard! Cui Ying a call over, in his ear a mutter. Let Cui Ying to the harem to bring the precious toad. (What is a precious toad? (What is a precious toad? It is a gold carved toad.) Not long ago, Cui Ying held a box back!

The emperor pointed with his hand: "Huang Xianshi, you counted the spirit is not it? You to calculate, I am this box in the thing is what, if you count right, I will appoint you as an official, if you count wrong, that is the crime of deceiving the king, we open the sword outside the noon gate to ask for beheading!"

The old yellow thought ah: "I just that early in the morning that was blinded to find, I now how to count ah"

He held half a day, a clenched teeth and stomped his foot: "Calling his own little name, yellow toad! You'll die in this box!!!"

The emperor heard: "Well ~~ he counted right again! !!!!"