Because her grandfather is a health expert, she gave her father a name to prolong life. However, even the mother of the bird is called Du Fu, so my cousin Xiaotian said that the Bird's Nest can be renamed as "Bird's Nest" directly.
However, it should be a bird in essence, because his full name is Zhang.
Xiaotian doesn't like to toss about in the stadium, but he likes to soak in the library. He goes to the library to read whenever he has time, which makes him stand out among boys.
The bird is eleven years old, but small, and likes to wear suspenders. It seems a little inconvenient to go to the toilet. But since the jumpsuit, the inconvenience of suspenders is nothing, right?
Bird students like animation very much, like idol manifesto, colorful story, Alice College and so on. She likes the standards of her works, one is love and the other is magic.
Understand? Bird is a standard anthomaniac, who loves to be smart (Xiaotian said that girls should be reserved, even if they love, they should appreciate it), but after three minutes of heat, idols are basically changed once a week.
There are a series of nicknames for birds, such as little bird, chartered woman, poodle, kid, second-grade child and so on. (555, she is in the fifth grade, and she is still very cute. Xiaotian gloated and explained to her: "Cute doesn't mean cute, cute directly means childish and mentally retarded!" The lovely bird secretly made up her mind to look like Xiaotian, go to the library more and read less comic books, and strive to become an intellectual and beautiful girl as soon as possible! )
Bird's idol is Andy, the new music teacher.
Teacher Andy is tall and has a long neck, wearing a gray dress that is ankle-length. In the first class, she said that she would give everyone a meeting gift. When the silver flute flashed, a song "Green Sleeves" floated faintly from her lips, and the corners of her mouth were like two dewdrops with dimples.
The bird stared at it intently. If I can become a beautiful and elegant girl like Teacher Andy, will I make other girls drool with envy?
After playing a song, Teacher Andy put down his flute and said to everyone, "Teacher wants to know what instruments you can play."
As a result, the birds are really Wolong Crouching Tiger! There are five or six people who can play the violin and many who can play the piano.
Why smile like a bird, is a member of the "little girl group". They sat in the front row together.
He Xiao said calmly, "I can play a bigger instrument." I can play the cello, and my idol is Yo-Yo Ma. "
The bird's deskmate immediately exclaimed, "How handsome!"
"What about you, Wang Jin?" Teacher Andy began to call the roll.
"eh?" Wang Jin suo suo neck.
The bird gave him a cross look: "Haha, you don't have a chance?"
Wang Jin likes to bicker with birds: "Bird's father is called crane, bird's grandfather is called Yongshou, bird's daughter is called bird, and bird's granddaughter is called bird!" " "
The bird replied, "Your father's name is Wang Xi (Tian), your grandfather's name is Tian, your son's name is Tian, and your grandson's name is Wang Huang (Tian)!" "
"I can ... guzheng." The words sound just fell and Wang Jin's neck immediately returned to its original position.
"Boys play guzheng? Very cool! " Teacher Andy praised him and turned to ask the bird, "Where is Ouyang Bird?"
The bird looks around. No one in the class can play musical instruments. She became a lonely bird.
"I will be a natural instrument!" She opened her mouth and began to whistle!
The birds pouted, whimpered and hissed. The atmosphere in the classroom was so cold.
The bird didn't stop until it heard applause. It happened that she was a woman with teeth, and she used too much force and was replaced by pee.
Sure enough, the students reacted strongly, raising their hands and asking Andy to let them out. It turns out that students can't help but go to the toilet to pee!
Wang Jin was the first person to rush out. He turned to the bird and gave it a thumbs-up sign: "You are cruel. The king announced today that this bird is the most shocking queen! " "
Oh, my quack! Named the most thunderous bird, the bird learned from its mistakes and decided to become a bird musician.
When I went back, I said I wanted to learn musical instruments. First of all, I said I wanted to play the piano, but my mother objected. The bird's fingers are too short to cover several keys.
Besides, playing the violin is against my father. This bird will bend its neck.
Then, mother said that playing the cello made the bird unhappy. Look what you're laughing at! How small you are oppressed by this big instrument!
The role model of idols is ready-made. Finally, the bird decided to be an elegant flute girl like Andy.
Teacher Ouyang Xianhe immediately reported the flute class to the bird. Birds began to grow long hair when they learned flute. This is a complete set.
One weekend, the bird practiced flute desperately at home. The bird's hair grows as fast as leek, and she must blow out the "green sleeves" as level as Teacher Andy before it flies. The bird plays the flute, and its sound is like an endless wooden saw, so astringent and so sharp. The neighbors couldn't stand the torture, knocking at the door, making phone calls and stamping the floor to protest against "noise pollution".
The birds were calm and ignored, and continued to make an ugly sound like killing pigs.
Mr Ouyang Xianhe begged his neighbors to be patient. He immediately took out the densest earplugs, and then quickly drove out in the rain to buy earplugs.
On the way back, the rain stopped. While waiting for the red light, Mr. Crane leaned out of the window. Wow, what a beautiful rainbow! Let the birds see how beautiful the sunlight reflects through the water vapor! With this in mind, he picked up his mobile phone and snapped it crazily.
The thirsty bird drank a cup of iced orange tea made by his father at halftime, and was dragged to the computer by his father to see the beautiful rainbow he photographed.
The bird exclaimed, "oh, it's not the same as what is painted in the book!" Although the outermost circle is also red, the colors that can be drawn look silly. The real rainbow, it seems that the colors are obviously blended together, but each one can still be distinguished. Oh, it's so magical and beautiful! "
"Then try to blow out the feeling like a rainbow." Mr. Xianhe said, "Don't be afraid. If you separate the notes, you will get a beautiful song together."
The bird felt it and really blew a few decent sounds. She hugged Mr. Crane's face and chewed. By the way, she also gave him a new title: "Thank you, Rainbow Dad!" " "
"Is that all for today?" Rainbow Dad smiles as beautiful as a rainbow.
"No, I will continue to climb the peak!" When the bird finished singing, it tried its best to challenge the high notes.
It's a pity that when it comes to high notes, I'm still lying like a leper snake. The bird didn't lose heart and launched another shock.
Mother Du Fu has a headache and toothache because birds can't fly. She quickly called for help: "Xiaotian, you'd better teach this bird to dance in space."
Mom thinks Andy and her flute have been bird idols for almost a month, and it's not far from being out of breath. Xiaotian's "Moon Walking Dance" is invincible in the whole school. Will playboy change his mind after reading it?
Xiaotian's flying car (bicycle) arrived, and the bird blushed and its neck was thick, and its thin neck was like a fire stick.
Panting, she proudly said, "Xiaotian, wait and see, I will blow out a rainbow today!" " "
Xiaotian turned his eyelids: "There is Niu Fei in the sky, and someone is blowing underground."
The bird turned his back to Xiaotian and pretended not to care, but it was obviously affected and the notes blown by the wind began to scurry.
The bird blew out a string of "Bang Bang".
Xiaotian said, "Spit!"
The bird shouted, "It's obviously a small bridge!"
The bird blew out a series of puffs.
Xiaotian said, "The bird is farting!"
The bird shouted, "People are obviously waving greensleeves."
"You can't beat me!" The bird was injured, and the high voice trembled more and more, like walking a tightrope.
Xiaotian trembled and the soles of his feet slipped out of the "spacewalk" unconsciously.
The bird turned around and smiled through tears: "I'd better play?" Look at you, I can't help dancing with you! "
"That's because I'm shaking all over." Xiaotian ordered, "Give me some music, Mike Jackson's thriller. Oh, I forgot that you are a rookie in English. That's the song Thriller! "
"Ah, you want to do the full moonwalk dance?" Opportunity is rare, the bird obediently put down the flute and quickly found the music disc.
At the family gathering, the elders encouraged Xiaotian to dance.
Xiaotian stretched his face tightly: "I'm not your little monkey!" "
Xiaotian's father shouted, "Didn't I raise you? Don't dance for your elders! "
Xiaotian shook his head: "Shakespeare said,' Man can control his own destiny. If we are subject to others, it is not fate, but ourselves. "Say, holding a thick book, jump jump far away.
Over there, Papa Rainbow has helped the bird find Thriller in the computer. Music together, as if a powerful current from the top of the sky through the soles of the feet. He was bent on shooting down the bird and jumped into every joint and muscle as if he could disassemble it.
The flute landed with a bang. The bird was completely stunned by Xiaotian's dance steps on the spot and shouted in despair, "Teach me!" "
Birds learn to glide first. While rubbing the soles of her feet, she imagined the appearance of the first space dancer in history: when she sneaked into the classroom like a spacewalk, Wang Jin, who was playing the guzheng, snapped and the strings were broken one by one!
Bang! The bird of dreams accidentally fell to the ground.
Scarcely had Thriller finished when the next song began, which was sung by S.H.E Don't Want to Grow Up.
The rapid sound of the violin sounded, and the bird lay there and shouted, "violin!" " "
Xiaotian's eyes lit up and shouted, "Mozart!"
The playboy was moved by the fancy violin prelude again: "This violin is so handsome!" " "
Xiaotian didn't speak again. His ears had filtered out those fancy violins, and he immediately recognized that the original version was Mozart's G minor symphony. What symphony is it? Xiaotian couldn't think of anything, so he turned and ran.
"Where are you going?" The bird caught him.
"I'm going to the library to look up the music dictionary."
"You don't know Baidu? How labor-saving! "
Xiaotian disdainfully said: "Baidu always doesn't read books, and it will become an idiot!"
The bird doesn't want to be an idiot: "Will you take me with you?"
The birds pattered with Xiaotian to the library. This is the oldest library in this city, and the gray exterior wall is mottled. As soon as I entered the gate, I met a large pool of ancient lotus flowers. There are only four floors in the main building, and the wooden floor creaks.
Xiaotian asked the bird to tiptoe carefully. He knows that birds like to fly around and won't have time to sit down and read.
But Xiaotian likes it here very much, and prefers that pool of lotus flowers. However, he prefers leaves to lotus flowers.
Lotus leaves in summer are like newly published books, with glazed luster. In autumn, the leaves turn brown, just like old books. The dense lotus leaves are endless, and the place where the wind blows is crashing, like the sound of thousands of books being turned together, so beautiful and spectacular!
Xiaotian plunged into the rows of dictionary shelves in the library, where he kept looking for dictionaries.
The cover of this dictionary is so thin that the bird doesn't even want to turn it over.
She reached into her sling pocket and muttered, "What's the use of knowing which symphony it is? I don't want to grow up is a better name than Mozart's symphony in G minor. If I call the name of that symphony, it will scare me away, so I won't have a chance to hear that handsome violin. "
Bird is a real title party. Xiaotian ignored her and took out a lot of thick dictionaries. The bird began to sneeze as soon as it smelled the old book.
"A-choo!" The bird rubbed its nose. "Well, the bird sneezed slightly. This dictionary of foreign music is still small and smells like milk. "
"Ah ah ah ah!" The bird's mouth is big enough to be stuffed into a fist. "This bird sneezes very explosively." This philharmonic handbook is an old man. How about applying for a longevity record for it? "
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This bird is very strong, and the age of this book can be inferred from the intensity of sneezing.
Xiaotian was dizzy, so she quickly gave her a push and shouted, "Find yourself a book!"
"I can only read books thinner than teeth." The bird grinned and made a face.
"You go to the newspaper reading room, go!" Xiaotian and hurriedly pushed her to the door.
The bird wandered into the newspaper reading room and soon found an interesting pastime.
Many grandparents are reading newspapers in the newspaper reading room. Old people tend to feel sleepy when they look at things. Grandpa is opposite the bird, reading the newspaper and dozing off, then reading the newspaper.
The bird pinched his watch and began to count. Grandpa dozes off about once every four minutes. After almost four minutes and ten seconds, the saliva began to flow downwards. The bird held its breath and waited. Every time it saw that the saliva was about to fall on the newspaper, it suddenly woke him up with a big drink. Grandpa quickly withdrew his saliva.
The bird went back and pulled Xiaotian: "Watch me do an interesting experiment!"
Xiaotian sat there, leafing through the newspaper, watching grandpa's sleepy experiment for a while, and then said that birds were really boring.
The bird is very wronged: "I worked hard to save the newspaper from saliva." Isn't it worthy of praise? "
Grandpa, who is always drooling and always waking up, is not angry and calls the bird a small alarm. The bird is very satisfied with this nickname. I borrowed the newspaper from my grandfather and read it from the first edition to the last edition. Looking at it, a small spark of inspiration suddenly flashed in her mind.
Back in the reading room, Xiaotian, who was consulting the Philharmonic Handbook, was interrupted again by the bird: "Take a photo with your mobile phone."
Xiaotian told her to wait.
The bird said, "we can't wait, we must race against time to photograph it!" " "Say, grabbed his cell phone and ran.
Xiaotian is chasing outside.
The bird jumped and cried, "Look, look, the rabbit's ear is gone!" " "
It turned out that the bird picked a lotus leaf and filled it with water, and drew a picture on the outer wall of the library facing the lotus pond. When Xiaotian saw it, the biggest and clearest thing was a big radish in the middle.
While patting it with his mobile phone, the bird proudly said, "This picture is called" Hand over your radish ",inspired by the newspaper rescued from the old man's saliva."
In the corner of the last page of that newspaper, the bird saw a joke: "There is a little wolf who only eats vegetarian food, and his parents are very worried." There are wolves that don't eat meat! One day, when I saw the little wolf chasing the rabbit, my parents were overjoyed, and the little wolf finally understood! Unexpectedly, the wolf's paw grabbed the rabbit and shouted,' Give me your carrot!' "
The bird kept telling Xiaotian, "I want to be a graffiti artist and travel around the world in the future! Remember, this is my first novel. Don't delete the photos, please keep them! You may not need to shoot 10 million at the auction in the future. "
Xiaotian hasn't figured out which symphony it is, so he wants to keep the bird quiet for a while. He knows that the most reliable way is to find books that birds can read.
A bird is afraid of reading thick books and old books (she sneezes at the smell of old books). The book you chose for the bird must be fun for the bird. Note that birds don't like books with pink covers, but they don't like black and gray books either. Birds don't like fairy tales in which the hero is a princess, and they don't like serious books.
Two people searched and searched in rows of bookshelves. I want a thin book that rarely turns pages, a book whose cover is not pink or black and gray, a book whose protagonist is not a princess, and a book that doesn't look serious.
I finally found a thin green booklet, which is an old version of Andersen's fairy tale The Nightingale.
The bird shook its head: "It's too thick!" "
Xiaotian was very helpless: "How thin a book do you want?"
"Very thin, very thin, very thin!" The bird's finger gesticulated and finally put it on her lips. "Well, it's almost as thin as my teeth. I'd better fit it in."
"Hum, is that still a book?" Xiaotian said dismissively.
He just likes reading thick books when he goes to the library to read books. The thicker he is, the more he feels!
Finally, I found another book with the title "The Best Sichuan Cuisine".
As soon as the bird smelled it, it quickly threw it away: "At least thirty people have seen it, and it still smells like saliva. Well, I'm going to vomit! "
"Then find it yourself!" Xiaotian left of cutting.
The bird hovered among the bookshelves and soon became a dead corner. If you put a book in a corner, fewer people will read it, so it won't smell disgusting. When the bird thinks so, its eyes jump up and down and left and right.
Wow, that looks good! The bird took it out and looked at it. That's the pink dinosaur. It's beautiful, it's new, and it's as thick as teeth. As soon as the bird opened it, it saw that it was a phonetic notation and immediately stuffed it back. The bird is very small and is often laughed at as a second-grade child. She was so angry that she attached herself to a naive pronunciation book.
She squatted down in pain. Isn't there a thin, new, interesting and naive book that birds can read in such a big library?
So squatting, like wearing a tie, she saw a corner of a small book in the middle of the bottom, which was bright silver. The bird gently took out the book. Well, it's probably the thinnest book in the library, and it's also the only book that may be stuck between her teeth. That book is also very new. No one seems to have seen it. The bird smelled it again, which further confirmed this feeling.
Glancing at the title of the book, who will tame the disobedient book?
Birds come alive at once! None of the textbooks she has read since childhood will listen to her!
The bird giggled with excitement. Wow, I found a secret of peerless martial arts! With it, the most amazing little diva can't become a charming flute queen.