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Funny sentences to express the poor
1. After posting "I'm so poor" on the social media platform, I received 8 transfers from my parents and elders within three minutes. I posted "I'm poor" on social media, and an hour later I got 3 likes and 2 "me too"

2. I have a pot of flowers, and I don't have any money to spend on them.

3. I counted on my own fingers and realized that I lacked a house, a car, and money in my credit card.

4. The world is so big that I want to see it; my pocket is so small that I can't go anywhere. The fact that I'm so poor makes me realize that I have to see the reality.

5. She wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to see gold as dung!

6. I now have some problems with capital turnover, I blame Jack Ma, Liu Qiangdong them, always pull me to invest in projects.

7. When I was a child, I thought that I would become a rich man when I grew up , hahaha now half of it has been realized, I grew up.

8. Recently bought an island, welcome to my poor island to play.

9. Please give way, don't block me from drinking the northwest wind.

10. You don't know the sadness of being broke, but I know the joy of being rich.

11. - Recently, I've been obsessed with jade and pearls, and I've just received four pieces of jewels,

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12. I make friends never care about his poor, anyway, not my poor.

13. ugly, not sweet, ugly, and no money!

14. My wallet has never had a Mao Grandpa in it, which doesn't mean I'm poor, but I'm very poor.

15.The really rich people are lonely people! Truly sentient people are poor people!

16.I am obviously not rich, but I am always buying, I am obviously, I envy the bias.

17. Always respect the RMB, did not steal or rob no.

18. People like me can't afford to go to the movies and watch TV shows at home.

19. Luckily, comments don't cost anything.

20.People like me who are so impulsive should be beaten hard and a sum of money to calm down.

21. Super like February in a year because it's only 28 days poor.

22. Isn't it true that you can't have both the fish and the bear's paw? Why poor and single can.

23. Other people are pretending to be poor, I'm not the same, I'm really poor.

24. Every time I talk to a friend and say, "When I'm rich, I'll ask you to eat ......," my friend says, "Then I may not have the teeth to bite."

25. I'm relieved to see that everyone is so poor. Thank you for letting me know that I'm not the only one who's poor.

26. To describe you as especially poor in one sentence, "I don't dare to shit, I'm afraid of being hungry!"

27. I'm going to save up my money and break a piece in half to spend it.

28. Anything that can be solved with money, I can't solve.