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Riddle: There is a horse that travels a thousand miles, there is water that feeds fish, there are people who are not you and me, and there is soil that grows grain. Riddle: also.

Guess the animal: there's a head without a neck, there's an eye without an eyebrow, there's a tail without hair, there's a wing that's hard to fly. Riddle: fish.

Guess the plant: silk without silkworms, holes without worms, umbrellas without people, nests without bees. Riddle: lotus root.

Guess the machine: don't look at the name negative, but in fact it is very positive, busy labor all day long, work especially hard. Riddle: Tractor.

Guess what: The two of them are taller than each other, and they run when they go out, and they always wait for the distance, but they can't catch up with each other. The answer is: Bicycle.

Guess the daily necessities: there is a mouth can not say, there is a belly not eat bread, although there is no stomach disease, yellow water spit a lot. Riddle: Teapot.

Guess the human body organs: the roots are not deep to stand high, to long to short to see the hobby, in order to seek the beauty of the gesture, it is difficult to count how much effort costs. Riddle: hair.

Guess the natural phenomenon: like clouds are not clouds, like smoke is not smoke, the wind blowing gently floating, sunrise slowly scattered. Riddle: Fog.

Guess the labor: thousands of people weaving embroidery, bent back and waist sweating, originally a sea of ocean, turned into an oasis in the blink of an eye. The answer is: rice planting.

Fruit riddle: yellow skin wrapped in red pearls, each pearl has a bone, can not wear can not wear, sweet to sour. Riddle: Pomegranate

Crop man (playing a writer's name) Riddle: Tian Han.

The answer is: thinker.

To convince people by virtue (playing a place name in Liaoning province) Riddle: Fushun.

High-speed pumping (playing a musical term) Riddle: fast board.

Finger electrocuted (playing a word) Riddle: Mo.

Rat extermination campaign (playing a military term) Riddle: war of attrition.

Looking at the treasure island of the motherland (playing a sports facility) Riddle: Bleachers.

Riddle: seven layers of mattresses and eight layers of quilts, a black child sleeps inside, a red child comes to the door, stomping the mattresses and kicking the quilts. Riddle: playing a recreational goods. Riddle: firecrackers.

Another riddle:

Riddle: Hair. Riddle: playing a Chinese idiom. Riddle: Ignore.

A doll is really rare, wearing more than 300 pieces of clothing, every day to take off one piece of clothing, to the end of the year left a skin. (playing a daily necessity) Riddle: calendar.

Another example: a small garden, flowers bloom constantly, only for one to see, the rest stand aside. (playing a toy) Riddle: Kaleidoscope.

Lantern riddles are generally short, and many use ready-made words. Such as poems, idioms, sayings, allusions, as well as names of people, places, movies, plays, and even

There are also riddles using letters, numbers, pictures, chess games, symbols, etc.

There are also riddles using letters, numbers, pictures, chess games, and symbols. For example:

Lift your head and look at the moon (playing a foreign place name) Riddle: Yangon.

Looking at the text (playing a word) Riddle: one.

Speaking in a roundabout way (a musical term) Riddle: Narrative song.

Guide (playing a Chinese idiom) Riddle: Holding on to something.

Playing the lute on the airplane - high tone

Upper mouth skin next to the sky, lower mouth skin to the ground - what a big mouth

Clogs off the bottom - exhaust the cowhide

Bucket as a trumpet - a big blow

The wind drilled into the drums - blowing the cowhide

Rooster flew to the roof - singing a high tone

Leather workshop owner - the The king of bragging

Bragging is not a capital offense----big talk is up to you

Carrying an oboe in an airplane----bragging is up to the sky

The front of a money shop---a big tune

A sparrow laying a goose's egg----telling big lies

A fan on a drum---bragging

A foot on Mount Tai---bouncing high

Pockets full of cones and cones, and the head of a chicken in the pocket is full of cones and cones. p> Pocket full of cones - love to show the tip

Half-bottle vinegar - wobbly

Electric fan on the head - a big show

Breaking the brain does not call for pain - the death of a good man

Full of air ball - love to jump

Powder into the coffin - face

Swollen face - fat

Swollen face - fat

The cloth bag with a diamond horn --- sharp out of the head

Fried beans on the slate --- popping when cooked

Wash hands in the gutter --- false love of cleanliness

Eat family meals and defecate wild shit --- only care about the outside

Bare legs wearing a big shirt --- just talk about the broad-minded not to speak of the ugly

The red lacquered feces tank board --- stinky to speak of

Hanging embroidered balls in front of the toilet --- stinky beauty

Toilet The dog has horns --- sheepishness

The embroidered ball hangs on the rotten cottage --- fake beauty

The shrimp is pleased --- love to jump

A foot sticks out of the sleeve --- exaggerating the hand

The chest hangs a board --- a big sign

The deaf man's ears --- putting on a show

The powdered man hangs himself up --- a dead man who wants to save face

The man who puts on powder Hanging oneself --- to save face

Actor's make-up --- applying powder

It rained three times in one day ---- less sunny (情)

大姑娘瞧嫁妆----有日子的人了

Raining day out of the sun ---- fake sunny (情)

June mustard greens ---- fake have a heart

Puppets dance ---- own The puppet dances

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west---- said that he has sunshine even if there is no sunshine

Sima meets Wenjun---- love at first sight

Ye Dong Hao Long---- fake love

Love in the movie ---- fake love

Liu Hai pulls Meng Jiangnu---- crying and laughing

The salt is the same as the salt, the salt is the same as the salt. The same light ---- treat you still not good ah

Blessed with the same, have trouble with the same - life and death together

One in a hundred - beauty

Married on the stage - not a real couple

Flowers toward the sun - love (sunny)

Good flowers inserted in the cow's poop - do not match

Quick knife cut watermelon - two

A fast knife cuts water---it is hard to separate

Yang Zongbao invites for marriage---he is happy and surprised

Chen Shimei is the emperor's son-in-law---he likes the new and hates the old

The god on the door panel---is set to be a pair

A beautiful woman on the painting---is not married to a man

Sending umbrellas after the rain---don't appreciate your love

Sisters suffer from the same disease---the same disease that affects the other.

The girl who is a matchmaker --- guarantees herself

The girl who marries a eunuch --- won't go even if she dies

The girl who picks water and marries a vegetable seller --- the man is right as well as the bucket

The mute who falls in love --- makes gestures

The girl who looks forward to the sun --- thinks of the sunny man

The girl who watches the opera and weeps --- has a lover

The lotus stem that is in the rain and the umbrella that comes after the rain --- doesn't accept your love

The girl who is in love with the man who has a love affair

A lotus stem hitting a man --- the silk is finished (私情) broken

Jia Baoyu getting married --- not a sweetheart

Mandarin ducks playing in the water --- both go down

Silkworm moths catching pairs --- not letting them go even if they are dead

Yellow eagle catching a harrier --- both of them have buckled the ring

Strike the mandarin ducks --- the two are separated

A pretty girl looking at her over the wall --- can't love her

A girl looking at a beautiful woman over the wall --- can't love her

A girl looking at a pretty girl over the wall --- can't love her

The beauty hanging on the wall - you love her, but she doesn't love you

The two-toothed nail harrow - a two-track mind

Six fingers scratching an itch - one more way

The mind's eye is like a beehive - many ways

The master doesn't need a boat to cross the river - he has his own method of crossing the river

The master has his own method of crossing the river

The master has a method of crossing the river

The master doesn't need a boat to cross the river - his own method of crossing the river is a method of crossing the river. )

A toothbrush with its bristles removed---it has its own style

The eye sockets of the king's eight soldiers---it has its own scale

A sailor's sweatshirt---it is full of ways

A cow eats a hat of grass---it is full of circles

The tracks of a train station---it has a lot of ways

The hat of a dragon king --- it has a lot of ways

A rat makes a hole---it finds its own way

A mouse makes a hole

The monk picks up his braid and gets it

The ants crawl into the eye of the mill and get it

The tiles on the kiln are in a set

The iron rake rakes the ground and gets it

The brush of a shoe that has lost its hair and has many holes

Cotton boiled in the pot of boiling water is cooked in the pot

The wide nail rake scratches the itch and gets the itch out

The shoe brush that has lost its hair is cooked in the pot of boiling water.

The sparrow in the Dongting Lake - after the wind and waves

The cloth stone in front of the dyeing room - after the big guy

The iron grinding umbilical cord - wear-resistant

The rice flower on the lid of the pot - boiled down

Falling into a bottle of five flavors - tasted all the sweet, sour, bitter, and spicy

Eating ice cubes on the 9th day of the 3rd month - cooled down

A child who meets his mother - cries for nothing

A child who meets his mother - cries for nothing

A child who meets her mother - cried for nothing

A child who meets her mother - cried for nothing

Drinking ice water in June --- cold

The meeting to remember the bitter end --- unhappy

Grenade explosion --- heart and guts cracked

Burning the flagpole --- long charcoal

Fishing nets --- dry at home, go out of the wet

Tears to the wall --- sadness alone

Eating ice cubes in winter - too cold

Liu Bei's kingdom - crying out

Lin Daiyu's burial of the flowers - sadness

A rabbit's death is a sadness for a fox - things are not as they should be

Pepper dipped in vinegar - pungent and acidic

Jia Baoyu's weeping - sadness in the extreme

Pigs' guts hanging from beams - bitter (crying) drip drip drip drip drip drip drip.

Cui Yingying sends off her husband --- a piece of sadness that can't be expressed

Cold trumpets cry at night --- as if they have lost their parents

Bamboo manuscripts lifted up --- tears in their eyes to the river

One half catty, one five --- no difference

Thirty nights without a moon --- the same year after year

Crows under the sky --- generally black

Crows under the sky --- the same as the moon in the sky

Crows under the sky --- the same as the moon in the sky

Crows under the sky --- the same as the moon in the sky

Tile pots and adobe - one kiln

Turtles laugh at turtles crawling - the same as each other

Turtles don't laugh at turtles - resting in the mud

Crows on the backs of hogs - black on black

Half a catty versus five taels - the same

Sheep's poop falls to the ground - same size

The old monk reads the scriptures - one is the same

The old monk reads the scriptures - one is five taels. The old monk reads the sutra --- the same thing

The water in the same pond --- the same saltiness

Zhang Fei is looking for Li Kui --- black to black

The tiles on the house --- half turned over, half overturned

Foxes don't laugh at cats --- about the same as each other

Sisters give birth to a child --- a pair of additions

Drumsticks in the temple of Shing Wong --- a pair of them

Crooked mouth plays the drumstick in the sea --- a pair of them

The crooked mouth plays the drumstick in the temple of Shing Wong.

The face of a child - it changes at the drop of a hat

The face of a baby doll - it cries and laughs

The weather in spring - it changes a lot

The mercury column - it is unstable

The cockerel passes faeces - the head is hard, the back is soft

The face of the yin and yang woman - it changes three times a day

The face of the playwright - it cries and laughs

The monkey laughs at the rabbit's lack of tail - it is the same as the monkey's

The monkey laughs at the rabbit's lack of tail - it is the same as the monkey's.

The face of a playwright --- cry and laugh

The yellow flower of an eggplant --- change

The skill of a magician --- change

The seller of ice lollies in a teahouse --- cold and hot

The shaver's burden --- cold at one end and hot at the other

The sharpening of a nanzhu brain --- change of heart

The building of a latrine next to the cinnamon tree --- a burst of fragrance and a burst of stench

The yellowish color of a bamboo tree is a good example of how a woman's face can be changed.

A honeycomb dipped in honey --- a bitter sweetness

A cat's eye --- a change in the morning and in the evening

A cold and hot watch --- a rise and a fall

A steel pot that has been removed from the fire --- a coldness in no time

Cherries in March --- not long before they are red

Peach blossoms in March --- thank you

A thousand miles of long huts --- no feast that won't be broken up

A thousand miles of long huts --- no feasts that won't be broken up. There is no such thing as a banquet

A snowman under the sun --- it doesn't last long

Frost on the tiles --- it doesn't last long

A pig on New Year's Eve --- it has to be killed sooner or later

A droplet of water on a taro leaf --- it doesn't last long

An official on the stage --- he doesn't stay in office for long

A lampshade on the torch --- it is lit up once and then it is over

A dog guards the toilet --- it waits for shit to be taken out

A dog guards the toilet --- it waits for the toilet to be taken out. A dog guards the toilet---waiting to die

A rabbit's tail---doesn't last long

Sugar cubes in a teacup---doesn't last long

Dew under the sun--doesn't last long

Mosquitoes after autumn---don't last more than a couple of days

Borrowing a wife--doesn't last the night

Falling down by the latrine---not too far from death

A dog guards the toilet---waiting to die

December snakes --- hit and move

Three-foot-long saws --- pull and push

Big-bellied Luohan playing Guanyin --- turn a blind eye

Target practice every day --- live with one eye open and one eye closed

The king pulling a cart --- has the strength of the front, but no strength of the back

The king's wife has sold the mill --- no

Eat less salted fish and less dry mouth --- it's better to do more than less

Eat less salted fish and less dry mouth --- why mind your own business

Cowhide drums --- they don't sound unless they are played

Owe a lot of debt --- don't know how to worry about it

Bird playing policy --- turn a blind eye

Playing volleyball --- rely on the push

Closed-eye eat The lice are eaten with the eyes closed

Bathing in a basin of rice soup --- muddling through life

Ping in a pond --- floating on the surface

The Monkey King sits in the palace of the Golden Emperor --- hairy hands and feet

The old monk tolls the bell --- one day is one day

Guan Yunchang loses Jingzhou --- carelessness

Eating the soul soup --- forgetting all about it

The old monk is a man of the world, but he has no idea what he is talking about.

The monk of the day is a bell ringer---getting by

Throwing away the iron rod and carrying the lantern grass---exclusively choosing the lighter things to do

The mill by the stove---pushing it once and moving it once

The plasterer is painting the wall---pushing it with one hand

Putting the wooden rows on the shoal---delaying them over and over

Covered in cow's skin---don't recognize the dirt

The man with no hair on his mouth---working on the job

The man with no hair on his mouth---working on the job

The man with no hair on his head---doing things with no hair on his back

A man with no hair on his mouth --- not a good man

A man with a finger in his ear --- not a deep man

Leaves fall into the river --- go with the waves

Watching a fight from a high place --- stand by and do nothing

A duck crossing a river --- go with the flow

A duck splashing water on its body --- go by with the tide

Running around with the keys in his hand --- be the master of his own house

A man who is not the master of his own house

A man with the keys in his hand --- be the master of his own house

A man who is not the master of his own house

A man who is not the master of his own house

The blacksmith is not in charge

The blacksmith is learning to be a bomb maker---it's too easy

The horseback rider---it doesn't go deeper

The pig is wearing a belt knife---it's a scruffy soldier

Catch the tail of the horse and don't let go of it---it's too much of a drag

The stickman is pulling on the banhu---it's a rough one and a rough two

Monkeys wear leather gloves---it's hairy

The sunshine is not deeper than the water. The water point ---- is not deep

Abacus beads --- dial a moment to move a moment

Blind man blowing a pipe --- touching the pipe

Huller pushing tofu --- so rough

Cowhide basketball --- do not jump unless you play

Hundred years of pine tree, ten years of plantain --- coarse branches and leaves

Falling oil drop --- floating on the top

The mud and the thinning mud are not the same, but they are the same.

A hundred-year pine tree, a ten-year banana tree --- a rough and tumble tree

A drop of oil in the water --- floating above

A thin mud, a smooth wall --- a peacemaker

A child who sees his mother's ugliness --- can't speak well

A three-foot-long ladder --- can't get up to the eaves

A three-dish meal of radish and fried rice --- no salt

A big girl who wants to have a mother-in-law --- can't get the words out of her mouth

A big windy day eating noodles --- can't get her mouth opened

Under the chin, a hundred-year pine tree, a ten-year banana tree --- a thick, tumble-headed tree

A brick under the chin - can't open her mouth

A gabion on a cow's mouth - can't open her mouth

Two mutes tied together - can't talk well]

Two mutes meeting - can't talk well

Swallowing charcoal - can't speak well

Eating fried noodles in the windward side - can't open her mouth

Paper on the thatch board - wipes the paper on the thatching board

A mute person can't open his mouth

A mute person can't open his mouth

A mute person can't open his mouth

A mute person can't open his mouth

A mute person can't speak out when he's bullied by others

A mute person can't speak out when he's wronged

A mute person can't open his mouth when he's on the phone

A mute person can't speak when he's on the phone

A mute person can't speak out when he's on the phone

A dumb person can't speak out when he's on the phone

A dumb mute can't speak out when he's on the phone. Crossing the bridge --- feeling his way

Blind man looking at the skylight --- not knowing what is going on

Can't change

June cedar --- set in stone

Wood made into a boat --- set in stone

Buffalo crossing the alley --- can't turn the corner

Long worm drilling into a bird's gun --- can't turn the corner

Crow's wings --- can't be white

Brick with a hole in it --- set in stone

What's done is done --- can't be changed

A born dwarf --- can't be taller

A born eyebrow that grows into a mole --- set in stone

Grandma's shoes --- the same old thing

Eyes of a dead goat --- set in stone

The eyes of the bodhisattva can't be moved

Monkey playing tricks - the same old thing

It doesn't work

A body falls down the well - the ears can't be pulled out

Thirty miles to scold the magistrate - it's useless

Three plus two minus five - equal to zero

Three years of old accounts - the same as the old ones

The old ones are still in the past.

You don't get it

You don't get it

You don't get it

You don't get it

You don't get it

You don't get it

You don't get it

You don't get it

You don't get it

You don't get it

You get it

You get it

You don't get it

Once the willow blossoms --- no result

Patty cake drawn on paper --- can't be eaten

Flowers made of paper --- no result

A bench made of papier-maché --- can't be sat on

A paper man riding a stone horse --- lightness doesn't weigh him down

Fried ready-made rice --- no taste

Bodhisattvas in temples --- don't

A lute in a mill - a lute to a cow

Filling a well with snow - a waste of effort

A stirrer in a latrine - a smelling stick

Wudalang's body - not big enough

Wudalang's fighting a tiger - he didn't have the fist for it

A horse on a painting - it's not good enough to be used

Cakes on a painting - they don't fill up the cake.

The fist hit the egg --- no help

Iron balls hit the soup --- not into the oil and salt

Embroidered pillows --- a bag of grass

Fishing fire --- net combustion (in vain)

Sisal straw as a stretcher --- not the material

Sisal straw to build a bridge --- can not bear

Sisal bag cloth as a robe --- not the material

Sisal bag cloth as a robe

Sack cloth as the material

Sack cloth as the material

Sack cloth as the material

Sack cloth as the material

Sackcloth for a dragon's robe --- not the material

Sisal for powder --- but just to fill in the holes

Deaf man attending a song contest --- no gain at all

Tiger with its teeth off --- no harm in biting

Gold in the next year --- no match for the current copper

Scratching the itch in the undergarment --- not enjoyable

Calendar in the next year --- not good enough

Bows and arrows --- no use after the bandit has passed through The bow and arrow - useless

Monkey watching a play - staring blankly

Fishnet hanging in the sky - can't cover the sun

Loach in the pond - can't make a big wave

Cake painted on the wall - can't fill the hunger

Tiger painted on the wall - can't eat the people

Blind man wearing glasses - redundant frames

Damn! A nose without a drink---an empty name

Poking through a mirror---not worth half a penny