rossini table Time always follows me! Time exists because of me.

Want to know the taste of Qingzui buccal tablets

Radar brand insect repellent: mosquito killing

Let's do it better. (Philips)

Intel Pentium: Give the computer a Pentium "core".

(De Beers) Diamonds last forever, and one lasts forever

Did you drink today? (Robust)

Funny advertising words (1)

A person climbed the wall out of the school and was caught by the headmaster.

The headmaster asked: Why not go through the school gate?

Answer: Metersbonwe Bang Wei, don't take the usual road.

The headmaster asked again: How did you get over such a high wall?

He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.

The headmaster asked again: What's it like to climb over the wall?

He pointed to his shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying.

The next day, he entered the school from the main entrance.

The headmaster asked: Why don't you climb over the wall?

he said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day, he was dressed as a gangster.

The headmaster said: You can't wear a gangster!

He said, whatever you wear is what you wear, Samma clothing.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school.

The headmaster said that he could not wear a vest to school.

he said, men, it is good to be simple, and they love to wear shoes.

the headmaster said I'd make a big mistake on you.

he said, why?

The headmaster said, M-Zone, I am in charge of my site!

Funny advertising words (2)

■ An advertisement of an audio company-"Call four times!"

■ An advertisement for a jiaozi shop-"Everything!"

■ An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

■ A pawn shop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

■ An advertisement of a hat company-"Judge people by their hats!"

■ A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

■ A drugstore advertisement-"Ask for it!"

■ An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a smoking woman unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

■ A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

■ An advertisement in an optical shop-"The eyes are the windows of the soul. For

protecting your soul, please put glass on your windows.

Funny advertising words (3)

■ No smoking advertisement in a public place-"Please don't

smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

■ A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim

, please drive straight without braking."

■ An advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire,

unmarried, and what he wants is the heroine depicted in this novel!"

■ A car showroom advertisement-"Always let the driver's license

expire before yourself."

■ A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not

perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but

people don't."

Funny advertising words (4)

■ A cosmetic advertisement-"Spot as soon as possible, please don't

leave the acne."

■ An advertisement for a washing machine-"A good wife and a good mother!"

■ An advertisement for a sour drink-"A little farewell is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

■ An advertisement of a printing company-"In addition to banknotes, the printing machine should be

cut."

■ A flower shop advertisement-"Today, the price of roses in our shop is

the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wife."

■ A beauty salon advertisement-"Please don't talk to the woman who just walked out of this

hospital. She may be your grandmother."

Funny advertising words (5)

■ An advertisement for enrollment of a French class-"If you don't like this course after listening to

a lesson, you can

ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French."

■ A job advertisement-"Looking for a female secretary, she looks like a wonderful girl, thinks like an adult man, acts like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!"

■ An advertisement for an eye drop-"After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes

a few times to make the eye drop spread all over the world."

■ A barber shop advertisement-"Don't think that you have lost your hair,

it should be regarded as that you have won face."

Funny advertising words (6)

■ The monkey entered the cornfield, broke off one with his right hand and put it under his left armpit, and found a better one, so he broke off another one with his left hand and put it under his right armpit, and so on, and the monkey was busy for a long time, but there was still no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who was on sentry duty was anxious: "All right, have you found a good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" "

■ A group of monkeys are connected end to end, trying to fish for the moon in the river, but again and again, they can't succeed. An ignorant little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" "Don't you see?" The Monkey King said seriously, "We have been working hard."

Funny advertising words (7)

■ The fox saw a rack full of ripe grapes from a distance, and it began to run up and take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... Finally, I can only give up bitterly. The crow standing on a high place said, "Mr. Fox, I dare say this grape is still sour." The fox swallowed saliva and sighed: "delicious, visible." Hey! "

■ The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously could not drink these sweet liquids. It thought about it, decided to pick up the small stones with its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose and the crow had a nice drink. At this time, several birds flew over, and the crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Did you drink today?"

Funny advertising words (8)

■ The monkey entered the cornfield, broke off one with his right hand and put it under his left armpit, and found a better one, so he broke off another one with his left hand and put it under his right armpit. So on, the monkey was busy for a long time, but there was still no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who was on sentry duty was anxious: "All right, have you found a good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" "

■ A group of monkeys are connected end to end, trying to fish for the moon in the river, but again and again, they can't succeed. An ignorant little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" "Don't you see?" The Monkey King said seriously, "We have been working hard."

Funny advertising words (9)

■ The fox saw a rack full of ripe grapes from a distance, and it began to run up and take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... Finally, I can only give up bitterly. The crow standing on a high place said, "Mr. Fox, I dare say this grape is still sour." The fox swallowed saliva and sighed: "delicious, visible." Hey! "

■ The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously could not drink these sweet liquids. It thought about it, decided to pick up the small stones with its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose and the crow had a nice drink. At this time, several birds flew over, and the crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Did you drink today?"

Funny advertising words (1)

■ The monkeys were obviously dissatisfied with their master's feeding plan, and they could not help but get emotional. In order to appease them, the master decided to change to chop and change. The monkeys were very happy for a while, but they soon found out that they were cheated again, because the total amount did not increase. The monkeys felt cheated and they collectively negotiated with their masters. The monkeys looked at their master hopefully. "How about it? How much will it give us this time?" The host took the food angrily and weighed it in his hand: "One early, one late."

■ A mouse climbed to the mouth of the oil bottle, put its tail into the bottle, and the oil dripped down along its tail, while another mouse greedily ate below, reluctant to leave. The mouse on guard was anxious: "Have you had enough? How does it taste? " The oil-drinking mouse smacked its mouth: "Didi is fragrant, but the meaning is still unfinished!" "

Funny advertising words (11)

■ The tiger followed the fox in disbelief, and sure enough, all the small animals in the forest were silent when they saw the fox. Seeing this, the tiger couldn't help admiring it: "Yes, you can!" " The fox smiled proudly: "My brilliance comes from your grace."

■ When a tiger invites a wolf to dinner, it is necessary to ask the wolf for advice: "What do you like to eat?" The wolf danced with excitement: "sheep, sheep!" "

Funny advertising words (12)

■ The crocodile broke the bison's neck effortlessly and feasted. Crocodile bird flew over: "Dude, what an appetite." The crocodile didn't look back: "It's good to have a good appetite. Does it taste good?"

■ crocodile bird said, "Let me pick your teeth." "Why?" Crocodile bird mysteriously: "Our goal is-no tooth decay."

■ Toad finally jumped out of the well, and when he saw the vast world outside, he could not help feeling: "Life can be more beautiful!"

■ At this moment, a flock of swans flew across the sky. Toad stared at the swans intently, and his mouth was watering. The frog on the side was puzzled: "Big Brother, what are you thinking?" Toad's eyes never left the swan's figure and said, "My heart is flying."

■ Frog shook his head: "Don't think blindly, it's impossible." "no!" Toad became serious: "Anything is possible."

■ "However, no toad has ever eaten swan meat." Frogs disdain. "I can!" Toad bulged his neck and was very determined.