Principal: "Teachers, students!"
English teacher: "ladies and gentlemen!"
Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"
English teacher -_-! After thinking about it, she said, "Good morning!"
Principal: "Good morning!"
English teacher: ...... == "Khan
2. Said there is a polar bear, because the snow is too blinding, you must wear sunglasses to see things, but he could not find the sunglasses, so he closed his eyes and crawled around on the ground to look for, crawling, crawling, crawling, crawling, crawling, crawling on his hands and feet are dirty before he found the sunglasses. He found the sunglasses. Put on the sunglasses, a look in the mirror, which realized: Oh, so I am a panda
3. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice, really bored, began to pull their own hair to play, one, two, three, and finally pulled one of them left, and then he died of cold.
4. Once upon a time there was a bird who passed a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn!!!! After the little bird flew past ...... thinking it was snowing, he died of cold.
5. Xiao Ming new haircut, the next day came to school, his classmates saw his new hairstyle, laughed: Xiao Ming, your head shape seems like a kite oh! Xiao Ming felt very aggrieved, so he ran outside and cried, crying, he flew.
6. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it, the spider asked: why? This is why! Butterfly said: my mom said, all day in the network are not good people．
7. One hot summer day, two bananas walking on the road. Walking in front of the banana suddenly feel so hot, he said, so hot oh, I want to take off the clothes. As a result, he peeled off his skin. As a result, the banana behind him fell down. Then the undressed banana became a dried banana~
8. One day, the three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope", which was said to be full of things they wanted if they stood at the edge of the valley and shouted out what they wanted in their hearts and then jumped down into the valley. So the three of them decided to give it a try.
The first one was a lecher, so he shouted "Woman! Woman!" He jumped down and there was a pit full of beautiful women waiting for him.
The second was a nerd, so he yelled "Book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book, book!" Then, he jumped into the valley and got a pit full of books.
The third was an indecisive man, who couldn't decide on his favorite, and after an hour, he finally made up his mind that the money was the most useful, so he walked to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone, he cursed "shit!" unexpectedly an unsteady center of gravity fell down the valley.
9. Xiao Ming, on tomorrow's test nest, but the night is watching TV
Xiao Ming's mother asked worried: books are finished? Tomorrow's exam is coming up
Xiaoming answered quickly: "Mom, I'm done.
Xiaoming's mother praised him happily, saying: "Good boy, you'll do well in the exam tomorrow."
Xiaoming cried and said: "Mom, I mean, 'Mom, I'm finished.
10. The panda was y in love with the deer and was rejected when he expressed his love. The panda roared ~ Why? What's the point of all this? The panda said: "My mom said that those who wear sunglasses are delinquents"
11. One day Xiao Ming was walking on the road! As he walked he suddenly felt his feet were sore! Why is that? Because Xiao Ming stepped on a lemon!
12. Which of the Chinese characters is the coolest? Thong (cool)
The word for "scarf" says to the word for "coin": "Son. If you wear a doctor's hat, you'll be worth a hundred times as much.
"Ruler" said to "exhaustion": sister, the results came out. You are pregnant with twins.
The "minister" said to the "giant": the same area as you. But I have three rooms and two halls.