There are a lot of classic lines: one. Ge You bought his invention of the termination of the divergence machine (a not so good machine, at a glance, we know that it is fooling people) to the rich Fan Wei, negotiate the price of the two sides to two million dollars to close the deal. Ge You: Two million dollars, it's a deal. Fan Wei: Okay, okay. Ge You: I'm talking about dollars. Fan Wei: I'm talking about pounds! At the end of the movie, when the financial crisis comes, Scope is on a luxury cruise liner introducing the Terminal Divergence Machine to others, who don't buy it. He sadly walks to the bow of the ship and prepares to throw the machine into the sea, only to run into Ge You. Ge You has a clear conscience and wants to buy that machine back. Ge You: Just discount it, one million dollars I'll buy it. Fan Wei: Good! It's a deal! Ge You: OK. Fan Wei: I'm talking about pounds. Ge You: Cut the crap I'm talking about the yen! Fan Wei was dumbfounded on the spot ...... II. Ge You and Shu Qi went to Hokkaido, Japan, at night while Shu Qi is not there, Ge You and his friends went to a local izakaya called Four Sisters. (Because the sign reflected a picture of the four sisters, the name of each of the four words spring, summer, fall and winter, that is a beautiful and touching.) When I went in, I realized that the four sisters were four old ladies. It turned out that the photo was taken forty years ago. Ge You's friend Wu Sang: Why do you look so desperate? Ge You: How can you not be desperate! Those four sisters together are almost three hundred years old! III. A church in Hokkaido, Ge You couldn't resist his friend's persuasion to go in and tell the priest about his sins in order to ask for forgiveness. Ge You: The priest really doesn't understand Chinese? Wu Sang: Don't worry, he doesn't, and if he does, he won't pass it on to you! So Ge You went into the church and met a blonde foreign priest, fluent in Japanese. Ge You: ...... What do you say I donate 10 million dollars to this church of yours? Priest: Nani? (Japanese: What?) Ge You: If it's too much, a million dollars is fine! Father: Can you speak English? I don't even want to give you money! Looks like he really doesn't know Chinese! Then I'll start with the bad things I did in kindergarten! Three hours later ...... Father: Iam sorry! can you stop? (Already can't stand up anymore) Ge Yu: What's the hurry! I just finished elementary school! Next there's middle school, insertion, work, falling in love ...... The priest came to Wu Sang: Your friend's sins are too many, and such a small church can no longer accommodate his sins! Beg him to go to the big church nearby! (Sweating and in pain) Wu Sang and Shu Qi: ...... On the other side of the room, Ge Yu: Actually, that wasn't the bed that Lu Dewei peed on, but we insisted that it was him in order to save our own asses. It's all on him! You say this Lu Dewei is also really unlucky ...... (gushing) IV. Ge You posted a marriage advertisement on the Internet, and a lot of people came to ask for marriage. The first time: a man: May I sit here? GW: I'm sorry! There's someone else here! A man: What ah! You don't even recognize me! (removes sunglasses) Ge You; ...... (A look of confusion) A certain man: We are a junior high school Oh! I'm the one who called you out this time! Ge You: Oh! You, your eyes ..... I remember you used to have single eyelids? A man: hate it! I just did it from Korea! (Discharging) Ge You: You... Are you...? (A shiver runs down his spine for no reason.) A certain man: Uh-huh. Will you look down on me? Ge You: No! A man: since you junior high school that time to save me from the embankment, I feel with you with a special sense of security ...... Guy: Stop! Stop! You wouldn't ...... (blushing) A certain man: Hehehe. Ge You: I remember you used to be quite normal ah! Some Guy: I thought I was. But now I finally realized! I was running away in the past! A real escape! I didn't dare to face my true feelings! Don't you dare to say that you haven't had thoughts about this! Don't you dare to say that you're not also running away! GW: In fact, sometimes I have thought, my heart has so much space, why can't I install a man? But it's so hard to vacate a woman, and this fill-in is another woman! V. The second: a woman: I think, a man's looks is not important, the most important thing is to have filial piety! This has filial piety of the man ah, is really can be trusted it! Ge You: Yes, yes! That's so right! I'm average looking, but I have filial piety! A woman: What about your family? Ge You: My father passed away last year, but my mother is still alive. A woman: Oh ...... Where is your father buried? Ge You: Cremated. Only an urn. A woman: Hmph, you still say you're filial, I think you're just unfilial! Ge You:? Woman: If you were really filial, would you have put your father in a small box on a small shelf? Then your father how poor ah! You just can't afford to spend money to buy your dad a cemetery, let him suffocate, have no place to worship on New Year's Day! Ge You: Injustice. Before I went to the U.S., only martyrs had graves in the country! A woman: What about now? Ge You: You don't say, I'll buy a cemetery for my father tomorrow! Hurry up and show your filial piety! A woman: Hurry up and buy it now! (pulls out a flyer from his bag) If you buy it now, it's only 30,000 yuan for a cemetery plot. If you buy it now, it's only 30,000 yuan. If you buy it in a few years, the value of the cemetery will multiply several times, and you can buy 100,000 yuan for it! Ge You: (confused) Then, if I buy the cemetery, where will my father and mother be buried in the future? A woman: You can buy two plots! Buy two pieces, our company can also give you a discount of 95%

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