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Cold jokes about the past

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like a sweet potato and fell down while walking.

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like an airplane and could fly as he walked.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like chocolate, and he was eaten as he walked.

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like a light bulb, and it would light up as he walked.

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like a telephone, and he was beaten while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a phone number, and he was pressed while walking.

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like a cigarette and was smoked as he walked.

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like a cucumber and was photographed while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a hotline phone, and he was beaten when he went out.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a kite, and he was blown away by the wind as he walked.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a marshmallow. When he was walking, he suddenly felt that his legs were so weak.

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like a bicycle. One day he was riding away while standing on the road.

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a mobile phone, and it was stolen while walking.

Once upon a time there was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Shi who was washed away by water while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Yu who got hungry while walking, so he ate himself.

Once upon a time there was a man named Xiaohua, and he was picked off as he walked.

Once upon a time there was a man named Coke, and he was drunk while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiaocai, who was taken away while walking.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Cai. After being left alone for a night, he became rancid~~

There was a man named Chen Shui. As he was walking, someone suddenly said to him: : You owe me~

Once upon a time, there was a matchstick who scratched his head and scratched it, and burned himself to death.

Once upon a time, a matchstick boy went to the hospital to prick his wound, but it turned out to be a cotton swab.

Once upon a time, there were three shrimps in the pond, hahaha

Once upon a time, there was a frog and two shrimps in the pond, hahaha

Once upon a time There was a Marshmallow who went to play for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel like my whole body has softened!"

Once upon a time there was a little lamb. One day he went out to play and met a big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said: I will eat you! ! Guess what? As a result, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

Once upon a time, there was a bird that passed by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day a fire broke out in the cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn. After the bird flew over, it thought it was snowing and was freezing to death.

Once upon a time, there was a piece of bread walking down the street. It felt hungry, so it ate it...

Once upon a time, there was a piece of bread walking down the street. It felt thirsty, so it ate it... Drink yourself...

Once upon a time, there was a virgin walking on the street. She felt tired, so she fell asleep

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bun walking on the street and ate it. A meatball becomes a steamed bun.

Once upon a time, an egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, but it turned into a tea egg.

Once upon a time, there was a eunuch who was walking... and was no longer there.

Once upon a time, there was a red bean cake who had an accident. Before he died, he said his last words: ...ah! It turns out I was the one making red bean paste!

Once upon a time, there was a horse. He entered a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the waiter for a glass of wine. The waiter said: Your face is so long...

Once upon a time, there was a duck. His name is Xiao Huang. He was hit by a car while walking on the road. He yelled "Quack" and turned into a cucumber.

Once upon a time, there was a child who stepped on a lemon while walking on the road, and his feet became sore.

Once upon a time, there were two bananas walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly felt too hot and peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana in the back fell.

Once upon a time, a stone fought with a rice cake, and when he got angry, he kicked the rice cake into the sea.

Once upon a time, there were two tomatoes crossing the road. One of them couldn't dodge and was crushed by a car. The other tomato pointed at the squashed tomato and laughed and said: Dig hahaha ~ ketchup...

Once upon a time, a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met each other on the street, but they didn’t say hello because they were neither cooked well.

Once upon a time, a joke came into the refrigerator. When someone asked him why, he said: I want to become a bad joke...

Once upon a time, there was a boy who was crossing the road accidentally. I was crushed by a truck. When I was dying, I looked at my body and said: It turns out that I am stuffed with red bean paste, not meat.

Once upon a time, there was a female ghost who farted and died.

Once upon a time, there was an earthworm walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "Why can't I find my legs?"

Once upon a time, there was a peach walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My heart is so hard!"

Once upon a time, there was a walnut walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My face is so thick!"

Once upon a time, there was a Coke can on the road. I felt very bored. As I walked, I suddenly said, "I feel so coke!"

Once upon a time, there was a heater walking on the road, and it helped passers-by. As I was walking, I suddenly said, "I am so enthusiastic!"

Once upon a time, there was a key walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "I am Qu Yuan!" I will go up and down and ask for a lock!

Once upon a time, there was an electric meter walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "I am a scholar!" People are searching for him thousands of times!

Once upon a time, a tadpole was walking on the road and met another tadpole. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "We are not QQ!"

Once upon a time, there was a Hawthorn who was married and walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My face is so red!"

Once upon a time, there was a divorced Hawthorn who was walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "My heart is so sad!"

Once upon a time, there was a lighter walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "My stomach is full of anger and I want to get angry!"

Once upon a time, there was a cockroach walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I am strong!"

Once upon a time, there was a thimble walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I'm thimble!"

Once upon a time, there was an ice cream cone walking on the road. As he walked, he suddenly said, "I'm cold!"

Once upon a time, there was a spider walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "I still want to crawl on the web!"

Once upon a time, there was a fish walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "I like to dive every day!"

Once upon a time, there was a man named Guan Yu who was walking on the road. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "I have traveled thousands of miles alone."

Once upon a time, an eagle was walking on the road and met a bear. As he was walking, he suddenly said, "We are playing the role of eagle and bear!"

Once upon a time, there was a compass walking on the road. As I was walking, I suddenly asked, "Why can't I find north?"