1. I can't sleep all night and lose a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

2. I will really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in the house, but I still have a lot of hair

3. The hairline is moving up day by day, and a handful of hair is falling off ... Now, at a young age, we are beginning to have the trouble of "baldness".

4. The older you get, the less hair you have.

5. I haven't taken good care of myself recently, and I'm anxious, stressed, losing my hair and overworking myself, just want to lie down and shed tears.

6. Young people always stay up late, and old people are bald

7. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as hair loss

8. I found that in recent years, I haven't wavered in anything, except eating and sleeping.

9. There is another friend, although he didn't lose all his hair, but his hair was thin. Once he was sitting in the office wearing a wig. I pushed the door and looked at him a few times, wondering: Why is this person's face familiar?

1. I will always remember the summer wind, and clearly say that I am bald.

11. I've never used a comb again

12. My hair has fallen off so badly that I'm thinking about cutting it shorter.

13. I'm so stressed that I can't breathe. I only sleep for two or three hours every day for a month, and my hair falls off one by one. I can't tell anyone. Are you tired? Tired!

14. Because my hair is sparse, every hair of mine has a name.

15. In order to try to save the hairline as wide as the reclaimed plain, we can only choose to expose the rising hairline. The necessity of middle-aged people is really everywhere.

16. Every time I tidy up the lost hair on the bed, I am amazed at the amount of my hair, and how many hairs are taken away.

17. Every time I wash my hair, I'm annoyed by losing my hair, but I get carried away every time I stay up late.

18. Can you stop losing your hair? If you lose it, I will be bald. Except for my hair, eyebrows and eyelashes, can you stop growing long hair? I really can't shave.

19. My thinning hair and moving hairline, what have the years left me?

2. It's annoying to lose your hair. I feel that I will be bald in a few years if I fall like this again.

21. Girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.

22. The recent state, high pressure, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, and irritable temper, is this the state that middle-aged people should have?

23. You can make such a perfect ball head by grabbing it before taking a shower, and you can't make it even if your hair is bald! One of the reasons for hair loss is heredity. If parents take off their heads early, most of their sons also take off early.

25. If you are unhappy, you will lose your hair, and if you eat too much, you will gain weight.

26. I can really lose my hair. I feel like I was a dandelion in my last life.

27. In the past few days, some people are remembering their own college entrance examination, and they are very impressed. They have turned to their punching cards several times, cried, and of course witnessed the rising hairline.

28. I have to say that wearing a hat and cutting bangs is to cover up the rising hairline.

29. Dreaming about losing a lot of hair and grass

3. In his later years, Du Fu wrote a poem, "White hair scratches shorter, to hold the hairpins any more". It means that the white hair on the head is getting thinner and thinner, and the hairpin of the bun can't be inserted.

31. Ancient beauties must have a hairdo called "Dark Cloud", so that they can comb out various hairstyles and make themselves more beautiful. There are many ancient prescriptions for curing, nourishing hair and hairdressing.

32. Even if you keep a happy mood every day. Still can't stop my rising hairline.

33. I don't know how many years ago I saw this cartoon. The publication that published this work, together with the author, has no impression, but the painting has never been forgotten, which shows the deep impression.

34. I'm so bald. My eyes are in tears. Is black sesame paste useful? Start raising hair. Do you have any good suggestions? I began to raise my hair after the exam during the day.

35. I have lost my hair badly recently. My mother said that my hair is thinner and washed quickly. This may really be my own mother.

36. if he didn't take the initiative to say hello, I really dare not recognize each other. A colleague in the unit was several years younger than me, but his hair fell off early, and the shiny front top of his head had to be covered up by several strands of hair around him. Later, he went to replant, and a person was much more proud.

37. once, when I saw a photo taken by a friend, I found that the hair on the top of my head was clearly visible under the scalp. I couldn't help secretly surprised that my hair had become so scarce before I knew it.

38. what used to be simple has become so complicated. Like long hair.

39. Although you look smart when you stay up late, you will lose your hair like a dandelion.

4. I have been so busy these days that my hair began to lose. My friend comforted me that it is a season change, and I always feel that it is likely to stop production.

41. Staying up late, children who are not rich in hair are more bald and have long hair! Long hair! Long hair!

42. Only hair loss can last for so many years.

43. Today, the hair that I took a shower broke the record again ................................................................................................................................

44. Adult life is not easy except getting fat and losing hair.

45. I find a lot of hair when sweeping the floor every day, and so does combing my hair. Fortunately, I have a lot of hair and I still lose a lot every day. Colleagues drinking together, writing funny stories and sending them to a circle of friends, article 45

Colleagues drinking together, writing funny stories and sending them to a circle of friends (article 1)

1. Sweet talk, advise friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of mind. Without words, enter the dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

2. Too sentimental to drink.

3. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

4. No one understands your frown, and no one will accompany you to get drunk. I blame myself for asking for trouble and want to understand your discomfort.

5. Qian Shan is always in love with thousands of waters. Can you drink less?

6. You are wine and I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you to accompany me in this life, and I won't regret it if I get drunk all my life!

7. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted. When you talk, you slip your legs when you walk. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you regret it in the morning.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9. Waiter, is this wine watered?

1. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is that small wine does small things, big wine does big things, good things are done for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

11. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentional life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you also sleep firmly!

12. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

13. drink carefully and don't get drunk after drinking.

14. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I stopped drinking, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

15. generally, if you don't drink, if you don't drink, it's unusual to drink.

16. It's better to doze off than to get drunk.

17. One wine wins, two wines lose, three wines are two dead's wife, four wines are flowing, five wines are four rooms, and six wines are a temple.

18. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

19. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

2. Be able to drink two taels and five taels, so comrades should be trained!

21. Only when you are drunk, you have more ambition and dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

22. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine style is style, wine virtue is morality, and wine bottle is level.

23. When you lift your ass, you start drinking again. Colleagues drinking together and writing funny stories to friends circle (Part II)

24. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. People who drink this method know a lot, but they do little.

25. sober men of olden days and sages are forgotten, and only the great drinkers are famous for all time.

26. Wine songs accompany me tonight until the morning light reflects the jade cup. -Propertius

27. Wine is the magic that can loosen the tongue and make the story vivid.

28. Don't blame men for smoking, and don't blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

29. Grass-roots cadres don't drink and have no expectations at all.

3. Pretend to be indifferent, and with the paralysis of alcohol, make yourself look numb.

31. One for you, one for me, and dance together after drinking.

32. There is no rain in the sky and there is drought in the ground. Does it count if tea is used instead of wine? It's a pity to drink so much.

33. The wine field is unbearable when you are away from home.

34. To make me drink well, you must drink it first.

35. If the past can be drunk, the memory is a hangover.

36. An old cellar with a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow at random, seven points drunk and go home.

37. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush when drinking.

38. A thousand-year-old crane will be touched by the sound, and the Five Old Peaks will fall in the cup.

39. when I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, so I'll hold the wall.

4. Be able to drink without losing, and lead the secretary.

41. One word for life, one glass of wine for life.

42. No drinking, no future; A kilo of alcohol, focusing on training; Only drink drinks, leaders don't; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Too little drinking makes it hard to find talents.

43. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table, and living a drunken life is drinking!

44. One hundred cups should be drunk, and one pillow should be used to make spring dumplings.

45. A bad drinker drinks mostly to vent, while I, a good drinker, stop drinking to bury something deep in my heart. Those funny and humorous homophonic sentences

those funny and humorous homophonic sentences

1. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate pepper and got numb next door.

2. On that day, the light next to the bedroom was flashing, and the maintenance master was called. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

3. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, which means that the crab cooked it.

4. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all babies? I'm the only one who is stupid!

5. I said I don't drink. You go around telling people that I won't live long ...

6. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

7. I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turned out that oysters like mud.

8. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: You don't have to duck.

9. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

1. I haven't washed my hair for four days at home, so I'm a sexy oil.

11. The doctor prescribed me a pill. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. When I looked closely, it turned out to be a pill that sounded good.

12. I said I couldn't drink, and you said everywhere that I wouldn't live long.

13. I seem to have gained weight. I'll accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

14. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck accumulates mud."

15. the Monkey King's golden cudgel is missing. Ask the land father, the Monkey King: "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great because it especially matches your hairstyle"

16. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, don't persuade me again, okay? To persuade the rich, I am willing!

17. One sheep migrates.

18. my god! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied in an excited mood: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

19. You don't even taste me. What do you taste? Pinru?

2. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

21.m and N had a fight, and M finally admitted his mistake because m sorry.

22. Guo Donglin suddenly calls his wife from kidney calculi's agent: Stone is coming in winter. His wife was stunned: to see the sea?

23. The rice crust, the flour crust and the mud are good friends. One day, the mud asked the rice crust, What are we going to do? The crispy rice said: Let's meet! Those homophonic articles that are particularly funny and humorous 2

24. Aladdin was punished by God and put in a pot. He asked with a puzzled face, where is this? So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.

25. There was a duckling who ran fast after stepping on the mud, and then fell asleep. The story name was Mud Sleeping Duck.

26. Lu Su: "You're drunk, if you drink any more, you'll die." Zhou Yu: "I'm not drunk." Lu Su: "Speak up, viceroy." Zhou Yu: "beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

28. A beautiful woman's room is generally messy. After all, she is a beautiful woman in a messy room.

29. I don't know how long I left a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to make tea. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! Oh! It turned out to be so loud to drink milk tea!

3. I understand a truth. If people are ugly, they should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not cut out for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

31. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said, the frog with a heart always touches your stomach.

32. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I can't surf the Internet.

33. China has invented drone technology in the Tang Dynasty. It is recorded in Du Mu's "Crossing Huaqing Palace" that "when riding a princess in the world of mortals, the drone comes from litchi."

34. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother Duck said it was time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it and make up. Did you hear that?

35. If you don't even kiss me, what do you kiss, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

36. I said I was making ceramics, but you said everywhere that I touched porcelain on the road?

37. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that the steaming was boring.

38. Candles