Morning lift the black cotton quilt get up, with carcinogenic toothpaste after brushing your teeth, drink a cup of cyanide Sanlu milk, eat a diesel fried laundry detergent fries, plus a Sudan red salted egg, noon with gutter oil fried plate of contraceptives fed yellow meal, plus a plate of dichlorvos sprayed Jinhua ham, drink two cups of white wine, and then the whole of the two bottles of formaldehyde beer gargle, to a portion of the Dobao fish containing malachite green, the ...... This day is really that cool ......

A Chinese happy day

Wake up in the morning, lift the quilt of the black heart of the sheep work, brush your teeth with carcinogenic toothpaste, drink a cup of overdue iodine exceeds the standard also mixed with melamine milk, eat a diesel fried laundry detergent oil, and the milk is also mixed with melamine. Eat a diesel fried laundry detergent fries, plus a Sudan red salted egg, in the hands of the ticket seller to buy a ticket, on time to work in the underground cigarette factory.

At 9:30pm, you can secretly watch the stock fall from 6124.04pm to 1240.46pm on your fake cell phone, and at noon, you can order a plate of contraceptive-feeding yellow meal fried with gutter oil and a plate of dichlorvos-sprayed cabbage, and two bowls of poisonous rice cooked with cups of stale grains in a restaurant.

In the evening, steam a plate of diseased lean pork raised dead pork made of bacon, dipped in a little hair thickened poisonous soy sauce, clip two slices of dung water-soaked stinky tofu, as well as with formalin soaked cold jellyfish skin, grab two big steamed buns with added bleaching powder and hanging white block, and drink two cups of white wine rich in methanol.

Alas ...... this day is really that cool!!!! This is a happy day for a Chinese person