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1. The company boss looked at a girl in the company, and then took four hundred thousand dollars to put on her table, not expected to be rejected by the girl. And another young man, every day to the girl to call and send a text message, to and from work on time to pick up and take her to tour the mountains, and finally finally with her together. The girl smiled and said: in fact, money is not everything. Then sat in the guy's private jet and said: to have a lot of money is omnipotent ......

2. With taxi software to play car, get on the car and driver master chat, ask him if there is no chaos under the order. He immediately came to the spirit, said the order to go to the United States . To Thailand. Go to Japan are quite normal. There was a single is, from the East earth Tang to the Western sky to get the scriptures, put me as the white dragon horse ah ......

3. cold, she told me to go to the doctor, buy some cold medicine to eat. But I firmly believe that the cold after two days of their own can be good. When she came back in the evening, she took one look at me and said: haven't gone to see a doctor right? I nodded my head. While scolding me for being lazy, she pulled out her bag and said that she had guessed this was the case, and it was good that I was prepared. I thought, probably everyone who is sick, especially enjoy someone will care. Then I saw her pull out a can of xylitol and said to eat a few breath a little big ......

4. Once, the class teacher took a long vacation, the acting teacher said, the class teacher was hit by a car, broken bones, so the class president let the whole class each person to put out a share of the money to the teacher to buy a wheelchair, but the money is not enough, it seems to have bought a second-hand one. The class president sent a few class cadres to carry the wheelchair to the teacher's door, knocked on the door, and then saw, the class teacher with one hand hanging in a plaster cast came out to open the door.

5. Go to the restaurant to eat, ordered a shredded potatoes and a braised chicken, tasted a bite of chicken how to bite, I called the waiter: you are the pit of my right, how to bite the meat can not be bitten, call your boss!