1 The blind man lit the lamp, perhaps not a kind of stupidity, or a kind of wisdom, and even temperament
2 Occasionally you will feel very cool, but the life of a silence you will be miserable
3 No money for romance, I can hold your hand to walk in the beach full of white sand
4 Indulgent laughter, is the only pride I have.
5 You're such a beauty in the tunnels. That is, you're only a beauty in the tunnels because there are no lights in the tunnels.
6 Write what to write, that is, write will you believe it? I'm not going to be able to do that. You really believe, why are you so naive!
7 Nothing to open a reunion, split a pair is a pair!
8 love words, is a liar said to the fool to listen.
9 If I had known that the five hundred times I looked back in my previous life, I would have met you in this life. I should have thrown my head off, in exchange for meeting you in this lifetime.
10 The flowers on the bridge of Nai Nai, witnessed who and who's two lives of prosperity?
11 Only the memory left to show off, even if it is just to say good.
12 The tough life does not need to be explained.
13 Aspire to be ordinary but not willing to be ordinary.
14 We misunderstand dependence as love.
15 When a mouse is powerful, everyone is a sick cat.
16 A month before the exam, think: strive for the first; a week before: just try hard; after the exam: participate.
17 Who farted that afternoon, they said it was love - heard and smelled, but did not see.
18 Life is her person, death is her mascot.
19 It's cold, and it takes courage to even take a bath.
20 If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; if it does, I'll go back to sleep!
21 Memories always slap me in the face, pointing to old wounds that I am not allowed to forget.
22 Every person who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.
23 My lovers call me the third party!
24 God, my clothes are thin again!
25 Youth is like toilet paper. It's not enough to look at, but it's not enough to use.
26 As soon as I get angry, winter arrives; as soon as winter gets angry, I become a fall pants man.
27 When money stands up and speaks, all truth is silent.
28 In my next life, I want to be chopsticks, so I won't be alone.
29 Christmas? Nothing to do with me, sis for Chinese New Year.
30 Boss, give me a cup of loneliness!
31 My world, you can observe, but do not need you to speak!
32 It must be my good looks that have gotten me into trouble!
33 The world's farthest distance: we go out together, you go to buy Apple IV, I go to buy four bags of apples.
34 Love is like a joke, laugh at the death of others, laugh at their own pain.
35 Love has no self-service, love can not be opened.
2. because so, scientific reasoning; not only and, I am the father of the Nim. The car see you jade tree wind, handsome, suave, people see people love, flowers see flowers open, think must
3. Deposited thousands of years of humus, scientists also dare not study the primitive species
4. Shanxi's mountains, Shanxi's water, Shanxi's XX love stinky, the golden hook nose toad mouth, tiger eyes pig ass, plus a pair of legs, see you stinky not stinky.
5. small B cubs, bad heart, after eating dumplings, buckle p eye
6. old Jb den, pretend young, abducted abducted to go to the army, people take the gun he took the stick, people farting he smelled! The old Jbden, pretending to be young, abducted to go to the army, the captain a check, a look is an old Jbden, a kick to the cow dung pit!
7. I'm not afraid of the sky, I'm not afraid of the earth, I'm afraid of the teacher suing your father, your father with a loud speaker, blowing your face chicken poop
8. The building is 100 feet high, I'm in a hurry to take a dump, I don't have any paper with me, so I have to use my finger, wipe it and wipe it again and again, the whole wall is full of shit
9. The boy who pretends to be Bi is going to get kicked sooner or later, the boy who pretends to be Eggs, will get fucked sooner or later! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty and get out of the way.
10. The boss farted, the second was not satisfied, the third reported to the police, the fourth to shoot, the fifth to carry, the sixth buried, the seventh
11. Your mother, the witch. Your mother, Freakso, chased your father with a kitchen knife! Your father, Batman. Your father, Batman, flew around to avoid your mom! Your grandfather loved science. Your grandpa loved science. He rode a turtle and chased butterflies! Your grandmother sells milk. No one buys moldy milk.
12. People give you two pieces of candy, you give people out of the outhouse, the outhouse has no light, fell out of the Baba pit, you and Baba to do the fight, almost did not sacrifice!
13. So-and-so's father, a triad boss, wearing white pants, driving a Santana. So-and-so's mom, foot wash water almost groundnut, ten cents two, two cents three, three cents five bankruptcy! So-and-so's grandmother jumped into the Yellow Sea to win honor for the motherland!
15. You engage in art, I engage in you, this is called deep art.
16. Whoever is the husband of anyone is a temporary worker.
17. You're my Yakult so I can throw you away when I'm done.
18. I have never cheated you, because I have never had to cheat you.
19. All the food you waste is on your way to heaven.
20. The left brain is full of water, the right brain is full of flour, do not move then just, a move is full of paste.
The funny jingles that make people laugh
1. Parents look forward to their children's mentality: one singer, two painters, three calligraphy, four dance stars, five movie stars, six writers, seven musical instruments, eight photography, nine models, program hosts, people boast
2. Every morning is still the same, all the past to remember in my heart; the time passes the years, you and I are still in love with the deepest!
3. Who says it's not good to be single, love is precious, the price of freedom is higher, if you die for the single, both can be thrown.
4. level, no temper, sage; level, temper, sage; no level, no temper, mediocre; no level, temper, bad people.
5. Hospital four flowers: queuing up to register, dizziness; doctor diagnosis, the sky girl scattered flowers; drug charges, the fog to see flowers; long time treatment, the drug cost white flowers.
6. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, I'm true to you, love you is eternal, married to you is impossible
7. First-class children are blessed, second-class children go when the gas, third-class children waiting for luck, fourth-class children dry angry.
8. Your commitment to my commitment to add together is the promise of the Internet you give me a beautiful dream, love you not long on a lifetime!
9. I am a dragon in the sky sister is a flower on the ground a bunch of dragons do not raise their heads not rain rain does not hit the flowers do not red.
10. If you mess with me again, I will blockade you economically, isolate you politically, torture you mentally, destroy you physically, and abandon you in life.
11. Those who go home from work at night are -poor, those who go home at 9pm are -drunk, those who go home at 12pm are -colorful, and those who go home at 4am are gamblers.
12. If you are upset, I am blue; if you are bitter, I am sweet; if you are hurt, I am happy; if you are cold, I am spring.
13. A branch of plum in the mountains, in the end you love who? I want to be with you, no one can stop! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it again. I'm so cool, I'm so cool!
14. One heart wants to go on, two eyes looking for money, three meals at public expense, traveling around to cheat, five poison, six relatives do not recognize, deceiving the top and bottom of the eight-faced, nine living in important positions, full of corrupt officials.
15. Sitting with a hat on his body, wearing shoes on his head, chewing his socks in his mouth, holding a cell phone in his hand, and staring at a set of eyeballs, he wanted to look for fun from the inside.
The classic jingle that makes people laugh
1. More and more entertainment, less and less pleasant; more and more food, less and less appetite; more and more cohabitation, less and less love.
2. Only love a little silly, love two at least, three five just right, ten eight to dash.
3. The laid-off male workers do not look back, hand holding two big axes, meet the big money with a roar, the time to go out on a limb.
4. You are the water, I am the sand, I mix with you into the mud! You are the hook, I am the fork, together is a pair of small enemy!
5. I use my heart, in exchange for your heart; I put my love, to my heart; do not be heartless to me, with me forever.
6. Benson said: the United States side is quite happy, we do not always look on with a cold shoulder. A person copied a board, across the strait ****.
7. The road of life is bumpy, don't feel bad if you fall down, get up, play the soil, there is a piece of paradise ahead.
8. First-class beauty across the ocean, second-class beauty Shenzhen Zhuhai, third-class beauty to stay in Shanghai, fourth-class beauty countryside waiting, fifth-class beauty devolved labor reform.
9. Shandong people dare to send any gift, Northeast people dare to accept any gift, Beijing people dare to say anything, Guangdong people dare to earn any money.
10. You are my all, the bet of a lifetime, for you to suffer hard, for you to be busy for life, but my righteousness, are my sweet happiness.
11. Wearing a hairless Caesar, holding a wireless big brother, sitting in no one's Santana, people call me the boss of the Beggar's Bunch.
12. Smile a little more, cry a little less; love me a little more, scold me a little less; kiss me a little more, hit me a little less; I'm your little sweet.
13. First secretary to follow the run, the second secretary to write a report, the third secretary to engage in outreach, the fourth secretary to nuclear manuscripts.
14. Marrying wife should be to marry Xiao Zhao, make friends should be Linghu Chong, do men best to do Qiao Feng, out of the mix still have to Wei Xiaobao!
15. Turning the magazine beauty more, twisting open the TV ads more, pick up the newspaper set of words more, look at the article signed more.
Laughing to the messy paragraph, she drank too much, I was married on behalf of
Quote: I heard that the goddesses are high and cold, but I still drummed up the courage. "Are you free this weekend?" She said "roll." "Do you like Western or Chinese food?" She said "roll. I couldn't stand it any longer, "The company's fucking dividend is a million dollars, and I don't think I can spend it all by myself on the weekend! Why won't anyone help me spend it? Fuck!" She said, "I'm sorry. She said, "I'm sorry, just now is an automatic reply ......"
1, the groom in the auditorium anxiously waiting for the bride, after a while wearing a wedding dress girl finally rushed to. The groom took a look and froze: "Who are you? My bride?" The girl said apologetically: "She drank too much, I was married on behalf of."
2, please do not black the surname Wang good! My last name is Wang, and now all my buddies around me are guarding me like a thief! Now with the younger siblings, sister-in-laws sleep like cheating!
3, the goddess invited me to her home to play, I heart that happy ah. We have been playing until the evening, I looked at her quietly sleeping. Rosy face, blown skin, vermilion lips. Hahaha my purpose is about to be achieved, I wiped the saliva at the corner of my mouth, no longer hesitate to open the refrigerator door of her house to eat a cool.
4, flyer Liu Xiang released microblogging, the photo is girlfriend and hurdles of the bar, with the text: my favorite her and it! Netizen 1 God comment: cross it during the day, cross her at night! Netizen 2 God comment: the same are 12 seconds 88...this Nima!!!!
5, today told the table dog can distinguish 500 different flavors with the nose. Then she thought for a while, turned her head and asked me: why does it still have to eat shit? Damn, I was speechless!
6, daughter-in-law quietly lying in my arms, asked: more than a year of marriage I have any shortcomings. I sincerely said: only one is a little burst of temper ...... "what! You tell the old lady where the temper burst?"
7, noon in the nap, vaguely feel the five-year-old son in the quilt to me, just when I was particularly touched, only to see the son of the quilt from the head to the end of the quilt also whispered: "Rest in peace!"
8, before we understand the robbery is "this road is I open this tree is I planted, want to leave this road through the buy road money!" Now the times have changed into: 500 meters ahead of the toll booth, please slow down!
9, today for the first time to participate in the parent-teacher conference, can not help but be a little nervous, other parents are chatting, only I sat silently. After a while, next to a big brother couldn't help but ask me: "Mr. Wang, you let us come to the meeting, do not go up to say a few words?"
10, my character is more introverted, shy, usually and girls say a word I will blush. A blind date, sit down after the head down dare not speak, the girl looked at me and asked: "How old are you?" I brush a face red, the girl to see me blush she also blushed, and then stood up and scolded me a "rogue!" I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
11, retired workers Li Auntie sit on the bus, get on the car, someone let the seat. She sat down, stood up, and gave her seat to a child. Immediately another person to give up his seat, the mom did not hesitate to let an older than her old man sat. Everyone gave her a look of appreciation and gave up their seats. Auntie said that it was not easy for commuters to press a man and a woman, two tired young people, to their seats before finally sitting down at ease. In this way, Auntie Li's family of five, all found a seat.
12, today inadvertently saw 17-year-old son's wallet actually have condoms, I: "brat you give me over! How do you still have a condom in your fucking wallet?" Son as if nothing happened, said: "Oh, after not with the" I froze for a moment and then "you dare!"
13, one day, the old king rode a motorcycle past a bridge, see a beggar under the bridge to a brick on the bridge keyed down, into the money. The next day, and passed by, the beggar and key brick plug money, I think it must be the beggar hiding money place. Under the motorcycle to the bridge to find the brick, pick open a look inside ten dollars with a note, "ten dollars to stay in your car, motorcycle I rode away." Looked up to see the beggar riding a motorcycle lulu ... a smoke away.
14, today in the bus heard 2 losers chat, said even if you buy a 4.7 inch iphone6, in the eyes of some people you are still a loser, because you have been the default can not afford to buy a 5.5 inch iphone6.
15, the talent show stage, the contestant came up to flip 10 backflips, the judges rushed to stop him: we are music! The judges hurriedly stopped him: this is a music competition, not a martial arts competition. What are you doing with so many flips? The contestant said: uh ...... because, I'm a cover song.
16, when people say to you "hello mother", how to be witty back? "Hello son."
17, today went to the drugstore to buy cold medicine. Came a girl she said: "Boss have regret medicine?" The boss said: "Yes, there are ten twenty-five dollars to the kind?" She said, "I'll take the twenty-five dollar one-time solution." The girl bought the medicine and left. I couldn't help but ask the boss, "What's a regret pill?" The boss said, "Birth control pills ah!"
18, looking for a new job, very happy then released in the circle of friends: today found a new job, cheer! Then early the next morning a friend replied to me that: gas station to work pay attention to safety!
19, just now and his girlfriend in the discussion of Wang Quanan prostitution, I said: "This world, good women are always dog days." Girlfriend asked back: "Am I a good woman?" I was speechless...
20, a pony to cross the river, the old buffalo saw him and said: "Do not be afraid, the water is very shallow, only to my knees." The little squirrel immediately ran over and shouted, "Don't believe him! The water is very deep, and my friend drowned." The little horse didn't know who to listen to, and the horse's mother beside him told him, "Son, don't pay any attention to those two crazy people, let's go to the bridge."
21, my brother is five years younger than me, the strange thing is that has been eating only duck, chicken how to force him not to eat, he was seven or eight years old when my mom asked him: "How do you eat only duck not to eat chicken?" My brother said, "Chickens don't bathe all day long, they're dirty, so I don't eat them. Ducks are in the water, bathe every day!"
22, pregnant, once with my husband to play, with his stomach top of his stomach, and then the goods are anxious to say: "Have you seen the hen fight with the egg?" I: ......
23, today lz drive accidentally rubbed a red Mali six car, the other owner is a little girl, with a cell phone popped down, I hurriedly went up to apologize and said non-stop, she gave me a glance, and then handed me the phone so that I can give her to take a cute photo, but also have to write a small car accident today, feel cute, after finishing the car accident. Feeling cute, after finishing she drove away...leaving the owner messed up for several minutes!
24, yesterday and his daughter had a fight, she was angry and threw the door, has not been home until today. I think of the recent disappearance of many girls, quite worried about her. My wife comforted me and said: "Do not worry, I just went to send a missing person notice, she will be back soon." Speaking, I saw my daughter angrily pushed open the door, holding a piece of paper: "Mom, what do you mean? Which I have 110 pounds! I obviously only 98 okay!"
25, the end of the conscription work, today to send soldiers. One embraced each other and cried, the scene, clattering are tears ah. A young man with tears and his dad said: "Dad, you have to take care of themselves, do not worry about me. Also, I borrowed two thousand dollars from my neighbor the other day, you have to remember to help me return it." His dad froze for a moment, and cursed: grass mud horse, give me the old man to roll, come back to their own back.
26, today the company came to a new employee, lunch, I said to the team leader: today a new frustrated, actually and your name is only a word wrong! Today after work so that he asked us to eat! The team leader said with a black face: Get lost! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it!
27, there is a 3-year-old daughter, 9:00 p.m. children have gone to bed, daughter-in-law sitting on the bed with a mask, I was playing games. Daughter woke up, daughter-in-law to low coax her, daughter suddenly yelled a slap dump daughter-in-law face wow wow cry up: Dad, there are ghosts ......
28, wife is a two, once to wash hair, she went first, I bought cigarettes and then go in. After going in, she began to wash, I just lay down, two goods wife said: "handsome, you also come to wash your hair ah!" "En." "I forgot to bring money, you help me to give, later I go with you." I didn't say anything, my wife washed her hair and sat next to me, and then gave me the money after I finished. Then the wife took me on the arm and left, leaving the barber store all the people are petrified.
29, yesterday revisited the Dragon 8, to ask who is the most powerful inside, you will say that Qiaofeng ah false bamboo ah sweeping monk ah, I think it's Duan Zhengchun, toying with five women, five women are still dying to love him for life, absolute idol ah!
30, just now, just now! Take the courier, because it is small, the courier that dude looked for half a day did not find my package, so he turned his head and asked me: "You are a what?" I was paused for 3 seconds, said: "I am a person ......"
Editor's note: Recently, Baogong received a very tricky case, the informant said that at night when walking at night always see a headless monster wandering around in the street, very scary, the Baogong After thinking about it, he said, "I also often patrol the streets at night, how have not seen it?"
Laughing to spewing quotesQuote: "Hubby, I want to shoot underwater wedding photos, you see this shot is so beautiful ah" "Well. People this body shoot out like a mermaid is indeed beautiful, but you shoot out is a fathead fish!" "......"
1, many people say to me that you a poor man and can not afford to buy crazy still so concerned. This is simply bullshit, I'm a sale of cell phone shells I do not pay attention to this I pay attention to what!
2, Snow White married after the body has been very poor, the prince took her to the hospital to check, the results found that the princess only has a kidney! The prince asked her why. The princess replied, "When I was in the forest hermitage, one day, a witch knocked on the door and asked me, child, want an apple?"
3, this morning my friend asked me to go out to play, when I went out, I wanted to say to my mom that I went out to play with my friends, the result was accidentally said that I went out to play with my girlfriend. My mom turned to me with a gentle smile and said, "What a joke." Then turned away and continued to cut vegetables, I despaired of this malicious world.
4, I will not buy Apple's this watch, I spend so much money to buy the phone does not come out to see the time, that is not white to buy?
5. When I was in high school, I was in the same class with my brother. One day, the evening repair teacher asked us: "Who is your brother and who is your sister?" I was dumbfounded!
6, to the boys shoes experience: as long as you buy clothes when more hooked up with the shopping guide lady, the girlfriend will buy clothes in a while.
7, a beggar asked the master: "Master, why am I so poor, is this begging for life?" The guru took out a coin, tossed it into the air, and it landed in front of the beggar. "Master, you are saying that life is like a coin, there will be heads and tails?" Guru: "Take this dollar, in not rolling I whip you."
8, and his wife want a second child, to be 3 years has not been successful, today to go to the land temple fortune-telling to ask for a sign, begging to say when you can conceive, the old gentleman said a whole lot of literary language do not understand, only to hear the last sentence is: there are nobles to help ......!
9, fortune-telling has completely evolved! Just now I was playing with my cell phone while walking on the road, a fortune teller shouted at me: "Young man! You come over! I see that your recent signal is not very good ah! Let me help you measure the Wifi password of the neighborhood!"
10, son: "Mom, can give me a few hundred dollars, the night to sing with friends." Mom: "You're still so small, don't go to those places, the kid blindly sing what ah! And ah, you are so big, go wash your clothes out!"
11, today went to eat wontons, is eating it, see the boss's wife in the chicken feather duster to beat his son, then persuade: "Education son to oral education, can not be used in domestic violence, this will cause damage to his young soul." The boss's wife looked at me and stopped. I asked the little kid, "What did you do to mess with your mom?" The kid looked innocent and said, "I just peed in the pot." "What? Took a pee? And that's all? Mrs. Boss, are you tired? Take a break first, let me do it!"
12, a friend on the train, checking the ticket into the station, people are very much, the ID card and ticket are in the hand, get on the car after settling down friends and take out the train ticket to check, found that the ticket is not cut, the heart is about to be happy, fuck, I ID card how to be missing a corner!
13, my husband loves to drink, but also likes to ask friends to drink at home. That day I found a bottle of wine in my daughter's room, thinking of my husband the night before and his cousin drinking daughter's unhappy expression, asked my daughter: "Last night you are not your father's wine away?" "You didn't see him drinking like that and still wanting to drink, so I confiscated their wine." Speaking of this, my daughter was angry. "Did he argue with you?" My daughter gave me a blank look: "Think about it, if you take away the bone that the dog is chewing, can the dog not be anxious?"
14, Xiaoming: "Dad, your bedroom light bulb is always broken, you will not change it?" Dad: "will ah, why, the lights are not broken ah" Xiaoming: "Then why you go to the night shift mom let me go to the next door to find Uncle Wang to change the light bulb, and he changed very slow, always change more than an hour to be good" Dad: "Maybe your uncle Wang does not understand electricity it" Xiaoming: "I said it, mom is always electrified ah ah ah"
15, and friends go to the KTV friends have to call a few accompanying singing girls to accompany the singing, the waiter called into the box and said. Mr. You need which ones to stay?" I: "will drink a step forward to go!" Snap walks up several. I: "will drink out, I bought not enough wine for you to drink!"
16, after school, Ming asked the teacher: "Why Children's Day holiday, and Teachers' Day is not released?" Teacher hands carrying a gift box while walking and said: "Because you are still small."
17, the unit to a Japanese customer, dinner is quite polite, clinking glasses on dry, eat and go to the plant to see the equipment, I do not know which big brother to the cover of the sewage wells uncovered, the little kid a car ah ah disappeared. Unit boss came to say: "Crap, or a ninja."
18, sleep, often feel a pair of eyes outside the window staring at me, timid me every time I will use the clothes to cover up the head, but even if you block the line of sight, but can not block the ears came from the oozing sound -- "What are you doing? " My homeroom teacher asked.
19, A: you have encountered in this life the most touched thing is what? B: once I was robbed. A: what is this good touched, B: he robbed me 20, I gave him 50, he found back to me 30. A: ......
20, today, sitting on the bus, see A buddy's foot is in a cast. After a one-stop road, came up four or five grandpa, I was ready to let the seat, did not expect to play the cast of this buddy stood up violently and said: "Master you sit, do not hit me on the line." I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to get out of this one, but I'm sure I'll be able to get out of it.
21, midnight drinking home, into the room to see his wife and next door to the old king in the old man's bed, and then the anger was overwhelming, grabbed two dogs and men is a beating, beating sober a little bit, look at the side, I shit, into the wrong door, hurry to apologize to the old king and his wife, said the drink into the wrong home, he grabbed me by my collar: you fucking into the wrong door, I can understand, but you fucking no wife you! I'm not sure if I can do it, but I'm not sure if I can.
22, mom pulled my sister and I said: "When I was a child, I hoped that the two of you grow up quickly, a man like dad, a man like the sky, a woman like mom, as soft as water. I can't imagine that my dream has actually come true now, one of you has become a woman and one of you has become a pussy."
23, I once liked a girl who studied medicine, and she went to class together. That day, I do not know whether the teacher was jerking off or what, began to talk about how to drug the husband to make sudden unexplained death. There are half a year of eating, 1 year of eating, 10 years of eating. Looking at her bright eyes serious notes, I made up my mind to be good friends with her.
24, in order to pretend to be a tycoon, deliberately bought a pair of silver chopsticks to eat in the cafeteria, who knows, a clip of food, chopsticks black!
25, today my friend and I went to the 4S store to look at the car, I fancy one, the salesman said the car is very good, I asked how good, the salesman said: "If the car is driven out of five hundred meters no girl jumped up, then you should think about their looks!"
26, mom often accidentally fall on the ground to pick up the food sneaked into my dad's bowl, and some of the food she is not sure is not spoiled, she cooked out, told me not to eat, and so my dad ate did not have any problems can eat. I think my dad can live to now is not easy ......
27, to the male god text message confession: "Although I am a few years older than you, but I want to go out with you." I didn't expect him to respond in seconds: "Actually, I Ye quite want to go out with you." Haha, he must have been too excited to actually make a typo. Then he returned another: "Sorry for the typo, I'll check and send it back to you." After a while, he came back to the text message: "In fact, my master quite want to go out with you."
28, today's self to their own body temperature, 39 ° 7. Running to the health room to find a health worker to get medicine, knocking on the door. The health worker: "What's the matter?" I: "Fever, get some antipyretic." Hygienist: "Don't make fun of me, I can't help you if your fever is below 40 degrees, but I can't help you if it's above 40 degrees, so do what you have to do!" Kid, you come out, I promise not to kill you!
29, I and my husband's birthday is only one day difference. Tomorrow is his birthday. I asked him: "How do you plan to spend your birthday tomorrow?" "How to save money how to pass" "Then the day after tomorrow my birthday. How?" "How to be happy how to live." I was overjoyed and asked, "How to be happy?" "Save money on happy."
30, one day the old king sitting on the bus, a pregnant woman on the car found that there is no place, sitting on the side of the old king said: "You do not see me pregnant?" The old king looked at the pregnant woman with surprise and said: "We used to be neighbors?"
Editor's note: Originally, the "patriotic" movement did not have a great feeling, but last night in the Drum Tower Plaza was really touched by a group of aunts of passion, and could not help but participate in it. They shouted "recover! I shouted "Diaoyu Islands." They shouted "Recover! They shouted "Recover!" and I shouted "Diaoyu Islands!"! I yelled "Diaoyu!" and they yelled "Lift your buttocks. "I had to leave.