Working again, right? More than once I told you not to work so hard and take care of your health. But you always said meaningfully, "If I don't roll a few more turds while it's warm, what am I going to eat in the winter!!!"

2.

Some things should let you know! The sky is for wind and rain; the earth is for growing flowers and grass; I am for proving the greatness of mankind; and you, "are for stewing vermicelli.!"

3.

You don't want to get drunk again. Yesterday you were seen chasing a pig with a glass of wine in your hand, screaming, "Is it a brother? It's a brother's drink!!!"

4.

I am a lonely tree, thousands of years standing on the side of the road, lonely waiting, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashing not flat you even if it is a waste of life.

5.

If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven; if I am gone, I will let her take care of you. Really, she's not a bad pig farmer!

6.

I know you are hygienic and wash your hands every time you go to the toilet and wash them carefully. Suddenly once you did not wash, I was very strange: how did not wash your hands? You replied: "This time I brought paper!!!"

7.

Thinking about you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is something I always have to do; putting you in my heart is something I've always done; however, lying to you is something that just happened.

8.

I pray to Buddha every day to get a rose that lasts in full bloom, and wait until nine hundred and ninety-nine together to give it to you and emotionally say, "Little boy, I don't believe that the bees that are inviting you won't sting you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

9.

Reportedly: a few days ago, the Ibizan armed forces in Baghdad walls hung up your jade photo, resulting in a large number of U.S. soldiers vomited and died. The United Nations investigation and evidence confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, you run away.

10.

Couples in the West are always getting divorced because their love child is a little baby. Look at the Chinese moon goddesses, full of experience, so Chinese couples have more constant marriages. Carrot to see customers, respectfully hand over the business card, the customer to see the business card asked: how do you call the Goryeo ginseng la? Carrot small waist, "people ha ha Korean it!"

11.

Today you woke up with a mosquito lying on your pillow and a suicide note by your side: I struggled through the night, and your cheek is so thick that I can't face living in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.

12.

You were seen today, charming as ever, in your plaid undershirt, walking slowly, with a look of supreme ease, just adorable, I wonder how you raced rabbits back in the day?

13.

In one year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend in a row, and as a result, his girlfriend finally announced that she was getting married, and the groom was the letter carrier who delivered these letters to her.

14.

The barber was chatting with a customer while he was fixing his face, and when he was chatting, he didn't pay attention to shaving off one side of the customer's eyebrow. The barber asked: Do you want to keep your eyebrows? The guest: to stay! Barber: Aiya! How not to say earlier, has shaved off one side!

15.

Husband: Honey, I got fired. Just because of a little thing, it's so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage last night after work. But they don't think about it, who dares to steal a tiger!

16.

"Do you know why lately men like to have long hair like a madam?" "Because, if your lover or wife found long hair on their clothes, he would laugh and say 'That's my hair!'"

17.

You're interning in a psychiatric hospital, and suddenly a psychopath comes after you with a kitchen knife in his hand, and you turn your head and run until you get to a dead-end street, thinking that's the end of it, and the patient says, "Here's the knife, it's your turn to chase me!"

18.

A certain player couldn't catch a ball right. While practicing passing and catching, another player gave him a good pass, and fearing that he would not be able to catch it properly, he shouted "Catch it properly", only to have the ball hit him on the head, only to hear him say "With whom?"

19.

When you are alone and empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, sharpen it, chop it with a pocket knife, all the while venting yourself and yelling at the top of your lungs, "I'm killing the pencil, I'm killing the pencil, I'm killing the pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

20.

The sky was so clear, the sun was so bright, the sea was so boundless, you stood on the azure seashore, and I poked you with a small stick, "Hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard!!!"

21.

Obstetrician and gynecologist on the first day of practice, his wife asked him, "How is it today? "The doctor said, "It wasn't too bad. Although the mother and the baby were not saved, the baby's father was saved.

22.

The year of the military training under the tree, the instructor said to the students: the first row of the number. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly again: "Report! So you turned around and hugged the tree with great reluctance! !"

23.

Your voice came from the valley, and I peered down and found you at the corner of the mountain, it was you! It really was you! You were with an old man, and I ran over to him excitedly and said, "Master, lend me your donkey!!!"

24.

Successful development of childless watermelon, frequent participation in a variety of celebrations, reports, scenery. Other watermelons are very envious, a watermelon indignation: beauty what ah? The next generation of watermelons is not available.

25.

Camera cell phone war, a camera excited to run: report chief, caught a cell phone! Camera head to see, angry: how the undercover agent to catch us here? This is a cell phone will take pictures ah!

26.

You know what? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of ktv ah! You know what ktv is? It's where you k you, t you, and then I make the v sign at the end yay!

27.

The moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me realize in a flash how much I love you, and I turned around and cried as I hugged you tightly, "I won't sell this pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

28.

The word is that there are golden arrows. Iron arrows. Copper arrows, you prefer to learn silver arrows! That said, there are eighteen 360 moves in martial arts, you prefer to learn drunken arrows, so soon the jianghu appeared you: "Drunken Silver Arrow! !"

29.

The first time I saw you, I felt a feeling of having known you for a long time, I have never said such sure words, you may not believe it, but it's true, you're really very much like the pig that my family ...... lost!

30:

God said to fulfill one of my wishes, I said I want world peace, he said it's too hard to change it, I took out your picture and said I want this person to become beautiful, he pondered for a moment and said, "Take the globe and I'll take another look at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

31.

I saw you the other day, you were sitting in the sun, so uncomfortable, I asked you what you were doing, you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, no one will say I'm an idiot when I get a tan!

32.

The tortoise and the hare raced, and the pig was the judge. When I came home one day, my four children were arguing. I was happy to see me back, and I thought the kids were afraid of me. I was happy too, thinking that the children were afraid of me. But then the wife said, "You are the only obedient one in the family!

33.

You are about to go to another place, sincere friends to see you off, the cold wind can not stop our friendship, I held your hand and said: "good rehabilitation, and strive to reduce the sentence!

34.

Listen! I'm going to chase you! You're the one I've decided on! You're the one I've been looking for all along! I'm definitely going to make the most of this opportunity! I'm going to chase you! Dead fly!

35.

Dear, I'm thinking about you again, and my love for you is growing tremendously every day, because I've been told: the price of pork has gone up, and you'll fetch a good price!

36.

The defendant promised his defense attorney, "If you have the skills to make it possible for me to go to jail for only six months, then you'll get an extra $1,OOO honorarium." As it turned out, he finally got what he wanted, and the lawyer said as he collected the money, "That's a tricky job, and the judges were going to want an acquittal."

37.

In those days, we walked quietly along the paths of our hometown, your head shyly bowed. When the townspeople saw us they complimented you: hey, nice and clean! And also praised me: good boy, out herding pigs at such a young age!!!"

38.

Oh! It's snowing! I want to become a snowflake and fly into your arms. I flew into your neck collar. Fly into your cuffs. Fly into your ...... How come you don't have a zipper!

39.

A group of male hippos risked being eaten by a crocodile to cross the river to woo a female hippo, and after crossing the river, they found that they were all castrated by the crocodile, and the only one was spared, and that one explained: silly who told you all to breaststroke, and I was backstroke.

40:

"Did you know? My husband was injured in the table tennis final." "But no one ever saw him play?" "Yes. He was watching the game and broke his vocal cords shouting."

41.

Someone passing by the cemetery, heard knocking, cold hair down trees to see a person, so relieved, asked: what for? A: "They carved my tombstone wrong, is changing it!!!"

42.

Do you know dear? You have lost a lot of weight lately! I am to see in the eyes, pain in the heart ah, see will be the New Year, but your body is worrying ...... who do not want to let their own pig to kill a few more pounds it!

43.

Some people say you are a pig! I criticized him seriously! How can that be? How can one say that people are whatever they look like? Class president: What is the purpose of your martial arts training? Keung: To strengthen my body! Mang: To serve the country! The first is to crack the women's self-defense techniques.

44.

Crowd of roosters chasing hens cited necks, a rooster's eyes red and silent, hen heart. Newly married, hen: you're so cool, why didn't you call then? Rooster: that day drank too much ...... afraid to vomit.

45.

A girl walked into a bar and said to the owner: "You pay two hundred dollars, I will do anything for you." The owner says, "Sure, you paint the walls in here."

46.

Please don't read any further, turn it off, there's really nothing to see, please, really? No regrets? Well, you asked for it you're a pig!

47.

Jade Emperor: the heavenly realm is now in session to hear the case of Erlangshen's Roaring Dog raping Chang'e's Jade Rabbit, and the defendant is summoned! Hey! Roaring Dog! Called you! Still reading text messages! Still giggling!

48.

There's a meteor shower tonight, and I hear there's going to be a big pig flying through the sky, and it's a shame I have to go to sleep, because you'll be fine, and there'll be so many people watching you fly! You take white clouds as your clothes, borrow a pair of wings from a bird and stick them on, you fly to me like an arrow and tell me - this is what a birdman looks like!

49.

John read the advertisement for lifeguards at the swimming pool and went to sign up. The owner of the pool asked John what his specialty was and John replied, "The pool is 2. 1 meters deep and I'm 2. 17 meters tall."

50.

A drop of water is small in the ocean and great in the desert; a dandylion is small in a flock of cranes and great in a flock of chickens; you are small in a crowd and great in a pigsty!

51.

You know, I ran into a retard yesterday, and I've never seen anyone so dumb? As for just how stupid? Let me put it to you this way, he probably has a lower IQ than you!

52.

Ignores his hair when it's long, doesn't wash his clothes when they're dirty, has a messy beard with a few strands, has a misogynistic image, sleeps until noon, and never wants to win the lottery. Who? It is you!

53.

Please touch your little red face and then your little tummy! Good! That's the end of this pig farming seminar, see you tomorrow!

54.

Drinking too much also puked, sad also cried, driving also on the tree, see beautiful MM also can not step, always feel is almost income, feelings also always do not progress!

55.

Today is your birthday, all women's toilets and women's bathrooms are free to you, welcome! You take a white cloud for a dress, borrow a pair of wings from a bird and put them on, you fly to me with an arrow and tell me - this is what a birdman looks like!

56.

Yesterday I made a bet with a friend, and I said: there is nothing dumber than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, and it turns out it was all your fault!

57.

Ah! Your skin is so lustrous, and the scent you emit is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear - red meat.

58.

There is a kind of tacit understanding called unspoken, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you with you, there is a kind of thinking called looking at the eyes, and there is a fool who will read the text message all the way through.

59.

Good luck with your health and losing your teeth! Have a good trip and disappear halfway! Have a good trip, fall down halfway! Have a pleasant day, often perverted! Smile a lot, laugh to death!

60.

An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hey! Listen, take a nice deep breath, I need a five-minute power outage!

61.

Rare and rare really rare, seven turtles are bouncing, six lions playing chess, five monkeys eating pears, four donkeys chasing Shuki, three mice shooting the third level, two crabs playing Tai Chi, a little piggy reading a message!

62.

A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20℃ cold room, and the next day the penguin died and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, the pig doesn't know either!

63.

Are you Aline? Let me do the math: three inches of golden lotus, four inches of silver lotus, five inches of copper lotus, six inches of iron lotus---wow, one foot two inches is Aline!!!"

64:

You know what? I dreamed of you last night, we were strolling along the creek, snuggling up to each other, and you gazed down into my eyes and said three words fondly: woof woof woof.

65.

A group of swallows pecked at the mud under the eaves of the house to build their nests, and after the base was built the swallows cried out from the roof of the house, and the children in the yard were curious and went to ask their father. The father replied: Alas, the contractor went into hiding and didn't pay people for their work.

66.

The cricket tootled, the spider asked you how the sound changed? Cricket: cold, dial tone is not right, so it can not go up. At this point the spider suddenly fell down, cricket: ah? Broadband also dropped?

67.

Mother: "In my opinion, my child is really a prodigy, he has many very unique ideas, isn't it so?"" Yes, ma'am, especially when it comes to mimeographing vocabulary."

68.

Please walk in front of the nearest telephone pole and say loudly to the wild advertisement on it, "I'm saved!" A lady goes to take a snapshot. After taking the picture, she went to pick up the automatically developed photo and exclaimed, "How did I look like a monkey in the picture? The woman in the back coldly said: that's mine, yours will have to wait.

69.

Last night I had a dream that you fell into a stinking cesspool, and when you climbed up, you said, "In the end, I was born in a good time, even the cesspool smells good!"

70.

A jet fighter whizzed by in the sky, and the little bird was amazed to see it. bird: "Mom, how did that bird fly so fast?" Mother bird: "Try putting a fire in your butt."

71.

I'll give you the heaviest gift since shit was born for the festive season, you'll surely eat a pound of it, and much more full, if you think the portion is not enough, please help yourself.

72.

To kill time with short messages is known as letter life, while sending and receiving for the letter of interaction, wildly sent and received for the letter of orgasm, only received not sent for the letter of indifference, send the wrong object is the letter of harassment, send and receive unsuccessful is the letter of dysfunction!

73.

Toilet couplet: top: feet on both sides of the Yellow River with confidential documents in hand, bottom: machine gun fire in front of the back of the artillery fire. Crossword: cool!

74.

A neurologist lying in bed singing, singing, turned over and continued to sing, the doctor asked him: you sing it, turn over why ah? The doctor asked him: "Why did you turn over?" The neurologist said: "Fool, after the A-side of the song, of course, sing the B-side of the song!

75.

The first love is a new version; the old love is rekindled is a renovated version; premarital cohabitation is a trial version; the wedding night is the original version; the golden house is a collector's edition; in love with the widow is a revised version; seducing the wife is a pirated version.

76.

A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, a police officer came over: what happened? Drunkard: "I'm not sure, I just got here too!"

77.

In the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to the man sitting beside her: don't you know I'm pregnant? Only the man was nervous and said, "The baby is not mine!!!"

78.

You heartless, honestly, who was the woman who answered the phone in your room in the middle of the night yesterday? She actually told me ...... the number you dialed is busy, please dial again later.

79.

Go home: fill your stomach. Hand over tickets. Kiss your wife. Tease the children; go out: look in the mirror. Date the woman. Move your brain. Playing grandchildren.

80.

One day a drunken man took a taxi home after drinking, reached out to stop a 110 patrol car, and yelled, "Even if you are a piece of a per kilometer, there is no need to write so big? ！！！！"

81.

( ! ) regular ass (__! __) chubby butts (!) Tight butts (_. _) flat butt (_*_) inflamed butt

82.

The sun is pregnant, type a song. Hee hee ...... (The moon is causing trouble) Well! The tiger held down the king's eight and said, "Little man! Wear a vest I do not recognize you? The next day to see the turtle, the tiger laughed: hey! What's the matter? Your shell was cracked by me, right?

83.

Cucumber cried out of love, eggplant comforted her: love is not only sweet. It's not just intoxication, it's heartbreak. And tears. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

84.

The teacher said: looking for two people I want the class flower. So vote for the class flower, made a scene, selected the most beautiful two girls. The teacher said, "Go to the faculty office, move flowers!!!"

85.

Mosquitoes flew to the sleeping baby's buttocks, the father chased away mosquitoes wiped on the flower water. The baby wakes up screaming, "Mom, the mosquito just peed on my butt!!!"

86.

The boss pointed to the beautiful yellow bird in the cage and said, "This bird is honest and doesn't fly around. The customer buys it at a high price and opens the door of the cage: Fly, you're home. The yellow bird laughed: fooled! I'm ...... a chick yeah!

87.

A man wanted to jump, his wife shouted: honey don't be impulsive, our road is still long! The man listens and whoops and jumps. The police said, "You really shouldn't have threatened him like that!!!"

88.

Glutinous rice and buns fight lost, very unconvinced walking down the road bumped into a baklava splitting the head, only to see the baklava immediately take off his coat, said angrily, "In fact, I'm an undercover agent! !"

89.

You are the rose in my heart, but it's a pity that it's thankful; you are the moon in the sky, but it's a pity that it's covered by the clouds; you are the Chang'e who came down to earth, but it's a pity that her face landed on the ground first.

90:

Grandmother and granddaughter in the consulting room. Undressing, the doctor said to the pretty girl. No, doctor, said the old lady: I am a patient. Am I? Then stick out your tongue.

91.

Man marries for lack of judgment; man divorces for lack of endurance; and man remarries for lack of memory.

92.

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei your eyes are brighter than Zhu Geliang's; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is emptier than the Monkey King.

93.

A certain old lady loved to play mahjong during her lifetime, and after her death, her children proposed to send mahjong to accompany the burial, but a woman was worried, "In case of insufficient manpower she came to call us how to do?!"

94.

Street beauty a wave, street lamps also want to take a look; street beauty two wave, high-rise buildings want to kiss a bite; street beauty three wave, the earth brakes back.

95.

A couple **** had eight babies, in order of cinnamon. Camellia. Plum blossoms. Chrysanthemums. Yellow flowers. Grass flowers. Wildflowers. The last one is called no money to spend.

96.

Flowering world, flower heart, flower of the man cheating heart, to achieve the purpose of the change of heart, to no longer be sad, completely dead to the man!

97.

You angrily rushed into a unit, yelling: Is this the Animal Protection Society? Staff member: "Yes, may I ask who bullied you?!"

98.

There is a boy in the class who is famous for being a sissy, and once the teacher in the art class let him make a clay figure, and he shouted: I want to be a man! His classmate picked up from the sidelines, "Ugh, you finally figured it out!"

99.

Mountains beyond mountains, you ignore me I'm not worried, the world's beautiful women everywhere, at any time will take me in.

100.

First year, rabbits do not eat lying grass; second year, a good horse does not eat back to grass; third year, the end of the world; fourth year, the fast wind knows the grass.

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Respondent: Insurance Examiner - Showman Level 3 7-31 11:50

Working again, right? I said more than once to you don't work so hard, pay attention to your body. But you always said meaningfully, "Not while the days are warm more rolling a few balls of shit, what I eat in the winter!"

2.

Some things should let you know! The sky is for wind and rain; the earth is for growing flowers and grass; I am for proving the greatness of mankind; and you, "are for stewing vermicelli.!"

3.

You don't want to get drunk again. Yesterday you were seen chasing a pig with a glass of wine in your hand, screaming, "Is it a brother? It's a brother's drink!!!"

4.

I am a lonely tree, thousands of years standing on the side of the road, lonely waiting, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashing not flat you even if it is a waste of life.

5.

If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven; if I am gone, I will let her take care of you. Really, she's not a bad pig farmer!

6.

I know that you are hygienic and wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and you wash them carefully. Suddenly once you did not wash, I was very strange: how did not wash your hands? You answered: "This time I brought paper!!!"

7.

Thinking about you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is something I always have to do; putting you in my heart is something I've always done; however, lying to you is something that just happened.

8.

I pray to Buddha every day to get a rose that lasts in full bloom, and wait until nine hundred and ninety-nine together to give it to you and emotionally say, "Little boy, I don't believe that the bees that are inviting you won't sting you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

9.

Reportedly: a few days ago, the Ibizan armed forces in Baghdad walls hung up your jade photo, resulting in a large number of U.S. soldiers vomited to death. The United Nations investigation and evidence confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, you run away.

10.

Couples in the West are always getting divorced because their love child is a little baby. Look at the Chinese moon goddesses, full of experience, so Chinese couples have more constant marriages. Carrot to see customers, respectfully hand over the business card, the customer to see the business card asked: how do you call the ginseng la? Carrot small waist, "people ha ha Korean it!"

11.

Today you woke up with a mosquito lying on your pillow and a suicide note by your side: I struggled through the night, and your cheek is so thick that I can't face living in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.

12.

You were seen today, charming as ever, in your plaid undershirt, walking slowly, with a look of supreme ease, just adorable, I wonder how you raced rabbits back in the day?

13.

In one year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend in a row, and as a result, his girlfriend finally announced that she was getting married, and the groom was the letter carrier who delivered these letters to her.

14.

The barber was chatting with a customer while he was fixing his face, and when he was chatting, he didn't pay attention to shaving off one side of the customer's eyebrow. The barber asked: Do you want to keep your eyebrows? The guest: to stay! Barber: Aiya! How not to say earlier, has shaved off one side!

15.

Husband: Honey, I got fired. Just because of a little thing, it's so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage last night after work. But they don't think about it, who dares to steal a tiger!

16.

"Do you know why lately men like to have long hair like a madam?" "Because, if your lover or wife found long hair on their clothes, he would laugh and say 'That's my hair!'"

17.

You're interning in a psychiatric hospital, and suddenly a psychopath comes after you with a kitchen knife in his hand, and you turn your head and run until you get to a dead-end street, thinking that's the end of it, and the patient says, "Here's the knife, it's your turn to chase me!"

18.

A certain player couldn't catch a ball right. While practicing passing and catching, another player gave him a good pass, and fearing that he would not be able to catch it properly, he shouted "Catch it properly", only to have the ball hit him on the head, only to hear him say "With whom?"

19.

When you are alone and empty and lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, sharpen it, chop it with a pocket knife, all the while venting yourself and yelling at the top of your lungs, "I'm killing the pencil, I'm killing the pencil, I'm killing the pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

20.

The sky was so clear, the sun was so bright, the sea was so boundless, you stood on the azure seashore, and I poked you with a small stick, "Hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard!!!"

21.

Obstetrician and gynecologist on the first day of practice, his wife asked him, "How is it today? "The doctor said, "It wasn't too bad. Although the mother and the baby were not saved, the baby's father was saved.

22.

The year of the military training under the tree, the instructor said to the students: the first row of the number. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly again: "Report! So you turned around and hugged the tree with great reluctance! !"

23.

Your voice came from the valley, and I peered down and found you at the corner of the mountain, it was you! It really was you! You were with an old man, and I ran over to him excitedly and said, "Master, lend me your donkey!!!"

24.

Successful development of childless watermelon, frequent participation in a variety of celebrations, reports, scenery. Other watermelons are very envious, a watermelon indignation: beauty what ah? The next generation of watermelons is not available.

25.

Camera cell phone war, a camera excited to run: report chief, caught a cell phone! Camera head to see, angry: how the undercover agent to catch us here? This is a cell phone will take pictures ah!

26.

You know what? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of ktv ah! You know what ktv is? It's where you k you, t you, and then I make the v sign at the end yay!

27.

The moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me realize in a flash how much I love you, and I turned around and cried as I hugged you tightly, "I won't sell this pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

28.

The word is that there are golden arrows. Iron arrows. Copper arrows, you prefer to learn silver arrows! That said, there are eighteen 360 moves in martial arts, you prefer to learn drunken arrows, so soon the jianghu appeared you: "Drunken Silver Arrow! !"

29.

The first time I saw you, I felt a feeling of having known you for a long time, I have never said such sure words, you may not believe it, but it's true, you're really very much like the pig that my family ...... lost!

30:

God said to fulfill one of my wishes, I said I want world peace, he said it's too hard to change it, I took out your picture and said I want this person to become beautiful, he pondered for a moment and said, "Take the globe and I'll take another look at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

31.

I saw you the other day, you were sitting in the sun, so uncomfortable, I asked you what you were doing, you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, no one will say I'm an idiot when I get a tan!

32.

The tortoise and the hare raced, and the pig was the judge. When I came home one day, my four children were making a lot of noise. I was happy to see me back, and I thought the kids were afraid of me. I was happy too, thinking that the children were afraid of me. But then the wife said, "You are the only obedient one in the family!

33.

You are about to go to another place, sincere friends to see you off, the cold wind can not stop our friendship, I held your hand and said: "good rehabilitation, and strive to reduce the sentence!

34.

Listen! I'm going to chase you! You're the one I've decided on! You're the one I've been looking for all along! I'm definitely going to make the most of this opportunity! I'm going to chase you! Dead fly!

35.

Dear, I'm thinking about you again, and my love for you is growing tremendously every day, because I've been told: the price of pork has gone up, and you'll fetch a good price!

36.

The defendant promised his defense attorney, "If you have the skills to make it possible for me to go to jail for only six months, then you'll get an extra $1,OOO honorarium." As it turned out, he finally got what he wanted, and the lawyer said as he collected the money, "That's a tricky job, and the judges were going to want an acquittal."

37.

In those days, we walked quietly along the paths of our hometown, your head shyly bowed. When the townspeople saw us they complimented you: hey, nice and clean! And also praised me: good boy, out herding pigs at such a young age!!!"

38.

Oh! It's snowing! I want to become a snowflake and fly into your arms. I flew into your neck collar. Fly into your cuffs. Fly into your ...... How come you don't have a zipper!

39.

A group of male hippos risked being eaten by a crocodile to cross the river to woo a female hippo, and after crossing the river, they found that they were all castrated by the crocodile, and the only one was spared, and that one explained: silly who told you all to breaststroke, and I was backstroke.

40:

"Did you know? My husband was injured in the table tennis final." "But no one ever saw him play?" "Yes. He was watching the game and broke his vocal cords shouting."

41.

Someone passing by the cemetery, heard knocking, cold hair down trees to see a person, so relieved, asked: what for? A: "They carved my tombstone wrong, is changing it!!!"

42.

Do you know dear? You have lost a lot of weight lately! I am to see in the eyes, pain in the heart ah, see will be the New Year, but your body is worrying ...... who do not want to let their own pig to kill a few more pounds it!

43.

Some people say you are a pig! I criticized him seriously! How can that be? How can one say that people are whatever they look like? Class president: What is the purpose of your martial arts training? Keung: To strengthen my body! Mang: To serve the country! The first is to crack the women's self-defense techniques.

44.

Crowd of roosters chasing hens cited necks, a rooster's eyes red and silent, hen heart. Newly married, hen: you're so cool, why didn't you call then? Rooster: that day drank too much ...... afraid to vomit.

45.

A girl walked into a bar and said to the owner: "You pay two hundred dollars, I will do anything for you." The owner says, "Sure, you paint the walls in here."

46.

Please don't read any further, turn it off, there's really nothing to see, please, really? No regrets? Well, you asked for it you're a pig!

47.

Jade Emperor: the heavenly realm is now in session to hear the case of Erlangshen's Roaring Dog raping Chang'e's Jade Rabbit, and the defendant is summoned! Hey! Roaring Dog! Called you! Still reading text messages! Still giggling!

48.

There's a meteor shower tonight, and I hear there's going to be a big pig flying through the sky, and it's a shame I have to go to sleep, you'll be just fine, there are so many people watching you fly! You take white clouds as your clothes, borrow a pair of wings from a bird and stick them on, you fly to me like an arrow and tell me - this is what a birdman looks like!

49.

John read the advertisement for lifeguards at the swimming pool and went to sign up. The owner of the pool asked John what his specialty was and John replied, "The pool is 2. 1 meters deep and I'm 2. 17 meters tall."

50.

A drop of water is small in the ocean and great in the desert; a dandylion is small in a flock of cranes and great in a flock of chickens; you are small in a crowd and great in a pigsty!

51.

You know, I ran into a retard yesterday, and I've never seen anyone so dumb? As for just how stupid? Let me put it to you this way, he probably has a lower IQ than you!

52.

Ignores his hair when it's long, doesn't wash his clothes when they're dirty, has a messy beard with a few strands, has a misogynistic image, sleeps until noon, and never wants to win the lottery. Who? It is you!

53.

Please touch your little red face and then your little belly! Good! That's the end of this pig farming seminar, see you tomorrow!

54.

Drinking too much also vomit, sad also cry, drive also on the tree, see beautiful MM also can not step, always feel is almost income, feelings also always not progress!

55.

Today is your birthday, all women's toilets and women's bathrooms are free to you, welcome! You take a white cloud for a dress, borrow a pair of wings from a bird and stick them on, you fly to me like an arrow and tell me - this is what a birdman looks like!

56.

Yesterday I made a bet with a friend, and I said: there is nothing dumber than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, and it turns out that it's all