Up to now, I don't have a particularly rich friend. Can you all be angry? Looking for an object, don't recognize money or face value? Do you like being poor, ugly and strong?
When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own! "
4. Girls nowadays are really interesting. Watching a movie with a boy shows off in a circle of friends. Did I say anything in class with twenty or thirty men? It is said that it is not safe to walk and play with mobile phones, which scared me to start running and playing.
Don't dare to take a female driver's car next time. The first time I met a driver who wanted to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes! Women don't have to quarrel. You are more beautiful than her.
6. I feel like I have nothing! What are you talking about? Are you sick? Every time you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future. Don't think that Gao Fushuai's life will be smooth sailing. No regrets. G-Dragon is 28 years old and hasn't heard from me.
7. After calculating the salary increase and pork, you will find that you are really worse than a pig! The richer people are, the meaner they are! This sentence is very reasonable. I don't believe you see that Jack Ma, the richest man, is so rich that he hasn't invited me to dinner yet.
8. I need a boyfriend now, and then I will be green, make me miserable, make me angry, make a lot of money, and finally win the Gao Fushuai and reach the peak of my life. I kissed your face. It's all face cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I think I ate a lot of money in one gulp.
9. I finally understand the gap between me and Xueba. She was in a bad mood and squatted on the table. Two minutes later, she suddenly straightened up and began to do her homework. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep after two minutes.
10 Whenever I fail to lose weight, whenever I make a fool of myself in class, whenever I am bitten by mosquitoes, whenever I feel the misfortune I have encountered, my best friend always arrives in time and says to me: Hahahahaha.
Suitable for hair space to talk about feelings.
1. Wouldn't there be so many stories without you as a friend?
Recently, some people say that I have changed. Yes, I have changed and I like you more.
3. After all, there will still be people who like you in the simplest way, not routine or teasing you, but the kind who likes you very much and wants to be better and better to you.
You are the person I want to hug most after running 800 meters.
There are many reasons for not loving: busy, tired, not feeling, inappropriate, for your own good. And there is only one expression of love: I just want to be with you.
If you want to cancel this book, you can sleep with the king. If the king is satisfied, he will give you an evil smile after the book is cancelled, but the king is not satisfied.
7. You love her, so she doesn't have to be the obedient child to get the little red flower. Even if she has an affair and a small temper, you are the most partial to her.
8. How can I forget you?
9. Please adapt to me, need me, get used to me, you can't live without me.
10. I heard that liking is contagious. Stay close to me.
1 1. I can't tell the east from the west, but I know you are far away.
12. Be sure to be with the boy whose eyes are full of you.
13. I hope to get tacky and warm love.
14. Acquaintance, understanding, proximity, devotion, depression, distress, surprise, snickering, panic, worry, escape, longing, entanglement, happiness, caution, pretence, doubt, concern, decision, courage, recognition, expectation, shyness, deep love, distance, strangeness, temptation and rejection.
15. People who like me must be infatuated from the beginning.
16. It will be a very happy thing to find someone who can cry, laugh and joke with you.
17. All you need is someone who will fully protect you, avoid your panic and never give up on you anyway.
Talk about the personality suitable for hair space
1. Life is for my malice. Although years have worn away our edges and corners, the children who live in them still don't want to grow up. Since you just like it, there is no need to exaggerate it into love. 4. I hope you are such a person, who carefully collects me with your life and properly arranges me with a long time. I can't say what's missing, but I always feel less happy than before. 6. You are very clever. Some people will say that you are hardworking. Some people will say you are lucky. You are naturally optimistic. Some people will call you hypocritical. Sometimes you are obviously a cup of boiled water, but you are forced to become a full-bodied carbonated drink! 7. What I fear most is the strangeness after friendship is deepened, the pain after seriousness, the use after trust, and the indifference after gentleness. If you associate, please be sincere. If you leave, please thoroughly. 8. Nostalgia is not suitable for wandering in rivers and lakes. 9. If there is more unhappiness than happiness in a relationship, there is no need to continue, whether it is love or friendship. 10. I want to hide every time I get high hopes from others, and I don't want to be expected. 1 1. It is better to admit that you are not as powerful as you think, and you are not as invulnerable as you are. You just want to be hugged warmly. 12. From a person who loves to laugh to a person who is afraid to cry. 13. Still like, simple things, clean things, clear feelings. 14. Everyone has different personalities. That's my personality. I'm not used to explaining, please don't please others, and I won't keep others. I won't let everyone like me, and I don't need everyone to know me. Even if you don't like it, please don't slander me. 15. The world is so unreasonable sometimes. Even if some people simply exist, it is enough to save another person's life. 16. I found a particularly comfortable relationship. It is not always a matter of seconds to reply to other people's messages. Sometimes I would like to send you everything I see now. I don't need to organize concise language, and I'm not afraid to say anything wrong. I won't wait for a reply after sending it, because I know you will always see it. It is a sense of trust and stability that will not be left behind at any time. 17. It is understandable that the ability is not high, but the character is not good. 18. The glitz makes people drunk, and social struggle is really tiring. 19. I am old and can't stand being fierce. I just want to be spoiled as a three-year-old child. 20. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness for you. People should learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time. You always have to live a lifetime before you can talk about life and dreams. Can speak sand sculpture sentences, sand sculpture suitable for space.
1. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.
2. The landlord said in the space: The handsome shuttlecock is beautiful! Result. . . God replied: Playing golf like you is like shoveling shit. . . .
3. Come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.
4. Are people who play Tetris well better at cleaning up their rooms?
5. If you don't laugh, you are lucky if you smile.
It is reported in the news that a candidate missed the first college entrance examination because he overslept. I really feel sorry for him. In this life, people have many opportunities to sleep at home, but they may only have one chance to take the college entrance examination. Why not choose to sleep in the examination room?
7. When others get on the bus to practice driving, the first sentence is to whisper, light the fire, step on the clutch, put in gear, loosen the clutch and start. And when I get on the bus and practice driving, the first sentence is usually to shout loudly first, get out of the way! Out of the way, out of the way
8. My daily state is quite regular. Don't wake up in the morning, don't wake up in the afternoon, fight chicken blood at night, and regret at midnight!
9. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits!
10, why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with people. They wear Cartier and you wear rubber bands.
1 1, it's almost twelve o'clock, and my daughter-in-law won't come back after playing outside! ! I sent her a WeChat. If you don't come back in 20 minutes, I'll stay at my buddy's house for two minutes. My buddy sent me a WeChat. There are people in my family tonight. Don't come to sleep. I feel as if something is wrong. . .
12. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.
13, I heard that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned when eaten together. Persimmons are all ready Now I just need crabs. You've seen me. How many catties of crabs did you give me?
14, two drunks are driving. A: Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. B: What? Don't you drive?
15, watching TV with my husband at night, in which the hero died for the heroine! So I asked my husband, dear, are you willing to die for me? My husband was silent for a while and said, I dare not say, for fear that you will let me die. . .
16. Since I left Tik Tok, I have lived like an emperor every day. Some people sing, some dance, some perform talents, and try their best to make me happy. I want to look at them one by one. I'm busy.
17, get to know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?
18, just now, my wife cried and said: Every time you go out, I am worried. I quickly comforted her and said, honey, don't worry about me. I'll be back any minute. My wife said, I know, that's why I'm worried. Well, there seems to be a problem!
19, it's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end your single life, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts!
20. Don't envy others' long legs and thin waist. Your body is fat and your heart is wide.
2 1, it's the first time to go to her home with my girlfriend to meet my parents! I'm sorry I ate too much dinner. Hungry at night. I got up and went to the living room. The landlord looked around and there was no one! The landlord went to the corner of the living room with a knife, picked up the sweet potatoes that were fed to the pigs on the ground and chopped them. After a while, an evil wind came and the landlord looked back. My mother-in-law and girlfriend stood behind me and stared at me. I clearly heard my mother-in-law say, don't choose, just him. People who can eat pork dishes are really hard to find!
22. No one is always smooth sailing. In fact, you are not alone. Look at the friends around you. It's all because of failure.
23. I think some people on the internet say that the college entrance examination is to decide which city you eat chicken in! It's nonsense, misleading children! Students still have to refuel and make good use of it. After all, big cities have fast internet speeds!
24. A single man is called single dog, and a single woman is called Goubuli!
25. The three ugliest women in women's eyes are rivals of good sisters, current girlfriends of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends of current boyfriends.
26. I will fall in love soon. I don't know who I'm with. I am happy for him first.
I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.
28. Looking back, I was only five points short of Tsinghua, but I didn't dare to look back. Talking too much is all tears. The admission line in Tsinghua was 695, and I got 69.
29. Having dinner with my son, he saw that I always eat fish heads and asked me: Do you particularly like eating fish heads? I put down my chopsticks and told him that this is an example set by your grandmother. When I was a child, our family was poor and we only ate fish during the New Year. Your grandmother only ate fish heads and gave me all the fish. Although our living conditions are good now, we can't forget our fine traditions! The son thought for a moment and then asked, did you eat fish head with chopped pepper at that time?
30. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and yours is Sand Sculpture.
3 1, quarreling with her boyfriend, crying and shouting: I want to divorce you, and her boyfriend shouted back with a louder voice: Leave, who is afraid of who! Get a marriage certificate before getting divorced. You can't get married without a marriage certificate! I thought it was true, and then I sobbed and followed my boyfriend with a hukou book to get a marriage certificate.
32. Some people's chat records are all sweet words, while mine are all homework answers.
You are right, but I won't listen.
34. My bed has been turned into a paradise by me, so I get out of bed every day as if I were on earth.
Don't live in the past, because it has passed. Don't live in reality, because you have to live.
Say something heavy, such as your weight! After a moment of silence, my sister replied: this is too heavy. Say something superficial, such as your IQ!
37. I have the phone number of the goddess, and I can know whether she is awake or not every day. Calling her, no one answered, but she hasn't woken up yet; Call her, hang up, just wake up and don't envy me too much.
38. What are you nervous about? The college entrance examination score only determines which city you will go to play League of Legends in the next few years. Calm down.
39. I went home for dinner yesterday and wore a new skirt. I said shamelessly in front of my father, Dad, look how beautiful your daughter is! As a result, my father gave my mother a squint and said simply, if your father and I had married a beautiful wife more than 20 years ago, you would be more beautiful now.
40. If a woman can use your photo as a mobile phone screen, let you browse her mobile phone at any time, give you the passwords of WeChat and Alipay, and even give you the password of the bank card, then you can call me with her money, okay?
4 1, Q: Has a book changed you, even affected your outlook on life and moved you? A: Three years simulates the five-year college entrance examination.
42. You can't tell whether a person has money or not. When we passed each other in the street, you would never think that I was svip.
43. Teacher: The college entrance examination is coming soon. Don't quarrel if you are puppy love, so as not to affect your mood. Don't confess if you are not puppy love, so as not to affect your mood!
44. Some people make you feel bad, while others make your teeth ache because of unevenness.
45, beauty and ugliness have a life, fat and thin in the sky, live by this sentence.
In the physics self-study class, the students are doing their homework. The teacher said: Ask me if you have any questions! A classmate went over and said, Teacher, where did Newton perm his hair?
47. Another year of college entrance examination. I secretly found my diploma and blew the dust off it. Suddenly, I had a lot of ideas. What's the use? I still have to rely on my face to eat. . .
48. In the past, horses and chariots were slow to write letters, and they only loved one person all their lives. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.
49. When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others and always told them: We will pay you back twice in the future. Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.
50. at the end of this semester, I have to do ppT myself, and it took a few days for a buddy in the dormitory to finish it! Finally, explain yourself! After he finished, the teacher came to comment: this must be done by yourself! We kept clapping! But the teacher also said: there is nothing worse in Baidu!