So he asked the farmer: Why do all your chickens have three legs?
Recently, the price of chicken legs is very good. These three-legged chickens are all new varieties I improved! The farmer said proudly.
The young man asked curiously: What's the taste of that chicken leg?
The farmer pondered and looked at the chickens.
Honestly, I don't know. They run so fast that even I can't catch them.
Step 2 be wrong
On the 20th anniversary of a couple's marriage, the wife proposed to kill a chicken to celebrate.
The husband said coldly, "Why blame the mistake of 20 years ago on a chicken?".
Step 3 play a prank
On Easter day, a guy who loves to play pranks went to the chicken shed with malicious intent and traded an egg for an egg.
The next day, the rooster found this egg, and was so angry that he ran out and killed a peacock.
4. The chicken butt is here
In the past, people thought that chicken butt could cure diseases and compete for food. A few people on the wine table are looking for a chicken's ass in a pot of stewed chicken. Why is there no chicken ass? The other pointed to his mouth and said, "Here's the chicken butt."
5. Foreign chickens
The cock pointed to an ostrich egg and said to the hen, "I'm not complaining about you, I'm just reminding you, dear."
The hen asked, "What's the matter?"
Rooster: "Look at foreign chickens and see how they work?"
6. Little * *
After a night of tenderness for a newly married couple, the satisfied husband was a little worried about his wife's purity, so he pointed to the penis and asked, "Baby! What do you call it? " The wife said, "Little * *!" Mr. Wang was satisfied with his wife's purity, and then said, "We are all adults and we will call it a penis in the future!" " The wife looked contemptuous and said, "I've seen too many penises!" Yours is just a little * *! "
7. Not a hen
Mom: "Get up quickly, the rooster has crowed several times."
Son: "It's none of my business. I'm not a hen."
8. Discuss with the hen
The car driver accidentally ran over a rooster in Xiaoming's house and killed it. After getting off the bus, the driver asked Xiao Ming, "Are your parents at home? I ran over your rooster and I'm here to pay for it. "
"It's none of my parents' business that you run over a rooster. You can discuss it with the hen at the back of the house."
9. Chicken thief
The thief stole a chicken and was plucking the chicken by the river when a policeman came and the thief hurriedly threw the chicken into the river.
The policeman asked, "What are you doing? What's in the river? "
The thief said, "that's a chicken. It's going across the river. I'm looking after its clothes."
10. Unable to cooperate.
A pig and a chicken are talking about charity on the farm.
The pig said, "I really want to have a way to help the poor who have no food."
The chicken said, "Let's cooperate and make a ham egg for them to eat."
The pig shook his head and said, "That's easy for you to say. You only contribute a by-product, and I want to lose a leg. "
1 1. nickname
Three small animals are chatting in the forest.
Little pig said, "Nicknames are popular now, so you can call me little pig in the future."
Bunny: "OK, I'll call it Bunny".
The chicken blushed and said, "Sorry, I have something to do. I have to go first."