I swear that I will never meet anyone again. The ex can't find a girlfriend.

3. Strawberry milk donuts hover in the middle of the clouds.

4. Looking down at your own meat is really gentle.

He used to be a little boy, but now he is big and round.

I want to take a nap on a soft cloud full of stars and bears.

7. In winter, you must put my hand in your pocket.

8. I may not be able to lift a hundred Jin of stones, but if it's a hundred Jin of money, I promise to pick it up and run.

9. I have saved a lot of love stories to send to you, but they all seem to be overdue soon.

10. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your heartbreaking love-hate relationship.

1 1. After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few Chinese words.

12. Watching different flavors of sleeping pills walk around the podium every day.

13. Meat can be reduced when it grows taller, but those snacks can't be eaten after they expire.

14. My best friends are divorced, so I am better. I lost my hair.

15. There is nothing valuable at home, the only thing I can get is me.

16. Tell me what's wrong with me, and I'll delete you right away.

17. Why didn't anyone say good morning to me just because it's evening?

18. If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my phone number, don't have a problem with me.

19. I took a sip of milk and forgot who you are. It turns out that I forgot the baby's milk.

20. I hated beautiful women when I was a child, but now I have grown up and become the most annoying person when I was a child.

2 1. When I met you, my old deer said to me, have a cigarette, and you can try it.

I used to drive a tractor with a cigarette in my mouth. Since I met you, I began to pay attention to the skirt in the window.

24. If you have a holiday, buy a globe. You can not only see the world, but also look around.

25. Skipping class is a carnival for one person, and attending class is the loneliness of a group of people.

26. I want to show you something to let you know that I like you.

27. plop plop plop plop. Oh, no, it's against the rules.

28. I am just an ordinary beauty.

29. My little wish is not to lose sleep at night, and I am not short of money on my card.

Everything will get better, for example, from fat to fat.

3 1. Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

32. I also want to fall in love. Parents' disagreement is secondary, mainly because the people I love disagree.

33. I may get fat just to get stuck in your heart.

34. Recently, it has become a lot rounder, and its cuteness has increased by another ton.