Ten joke classics, many people say that interesting souls are one in a million. In fact, in my opinion, interesting souls are actually personal. If some people are not enough to interest themselves, let's take a look at ten joke classics.

Ten joke classics 1 1, the woman said: Why do you look so old-fashioned?

Man: If you like RMB, do you still care what year it was issued?

2. Xiaohui asked the leader: "Leader, I want to go back to my hometown to sweep the grave and worship my ancestors these days during the Qingming holiday." The leader said, "OK, remember to wear masks, hats and sunglasses."

Xiaohui: "Thank you for your concern. I won't get a tan if it's not too hot recently."

Leader: "I mean, you are so poor at work, how can you still face your ancestors!" "

3. Son: "Dad, there is a poor old uncle outside. He has been screaming outside, so dad, can you give me two dollars? I want to give it to him. " Dad: "Good boy, you will pity the old man when you are young. It is commendable. Here are two dollars." Dad: "Oh, by the way, what's the name of that old uncle?" Son: "ice cream ice cream, 2 yuan each!" Come on! "

4. Wukong and Tang Priest went to a TV station together. If you are the one, Wukong came on stage and all 24 lights went out. Reason: 1. No house, no car, only a broken stick. 2. Occupational danger of bodyguards. 3. Always beating goblins, not being gentle with girls. 4. Being in prison, having been crushed under Wuzhishan for 500 years. Tang Priest came on stage, wow! The lights are all on Reason: 1. Civil servant; 2. Brother Huang, the backstage is the hardest. 3. Proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages. 4. Handsome. 5. The most crucial point: BMW!

5. My mother said to me today, "Daughter, you can't be fat any more. You see that you are a gourd in underwear and a pear without underwear."

My dad said: "Nonsense, our daughter is also bumpy, obviously a lotus root, fat section."

6. A couple quarreled, and the woman used it directly, pinching and twisting ... Look at the man's expression ... I saw the man shake his hand and said angrily, "You wait for me to go back and practice a muscle!" "Hum, what about exercising muscles?" The man replied angrily, "I can't hold you back."

7. Xiaoli went to the gym to lose weight. I saw everyone else running hard on the treadmill, only she walked slowly. She called the coach and roared, "Why can't I run on this treadmill?" The coach looked at her and said helplessly, "It's all at its maximum, and it becomes so slow as soon as you go up ..."

8. What should I do when I go to her home to see my parents for the first time? What should I call it? Do you want to bring some gifts? ""You beat a girl and still think about this thing? "

9. Aunt Zhang bought a pair of liberation shoes, and after wearing them for two days, her toes were exposed. She asked the salesman, "How come the quality of liberation shoes is so poor?" Salesman: "isn't it good to free your toes from the darkness?"

10, driving a car one day, I suddenly asked the coach why the steering wheel was a little loose. The coach said calmly that you, a senior sister, did not step on the brakes first in case of emergency, but tugged at the steering wheel, shouting "Woo, hoo, hoo ...

Ten joke classics 2 1. Ghost: God, I want to be as white as an angel next time, with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

2. A friend sold popsicles in the park for the first time, so he was embarrassed to shout. At this time, someone suddenly shouted, "Sell popsicles ~ ~ ~ Sell popsicles ~ ~". Hearing this, the friend was so happy that he shouted, "Me too ~ ~ ~ Me too ~ ~".

The ant and the elephant died soon after they got married. While burying the elephant, the ant cried bitterly: "Dear, why did you go so early? I will bury you if I do nothing else in my life!" "

Your boy has a crush on a girl, so you have the courage to ask her what kind of boy she likes.

The "congenial" girl answered, and even asked several times, it was the same answer.

The boy was discouraged and said, "Can you have a flat head?".

5. One day, I was out of breath to catch the last bus, shouting: Master! Master, wait for me ~

Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, Wukong, please stop chasing.

6. One day, I took a physical examination, and one of the questions was to guess the name of the bird by looking at its legs. A student really didn't understand, so he tore up the paper angrily and prepared to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name?" A student lifted his trouser leg and said, "Guess, guess."

7. After the performance of the beautiful Mongolian actress, the leader came to the stage to receive her, and then her hand asked her if she was cold and warm, but she refused to let go for a long time and asked kindly, What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, "Marla Gebi Matsumoto".

8. A man bought a parrot that can only say two words. One day, the owner was not at home, and a gas changer knocked at the door.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas changers.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas changers.

　……

There was a man lying at the door of the master's home. The master wondered, who is this?

Inside the door: gas changer

9. A man saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down and smelled it, saying it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth, saying it was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it! ~

10. A couple came to a wishing well, and the husband bent down to make a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was shocked, and then smiled and said to himself, "How clever!

Ten jokes, classic 3, 20 classic humorous jokes.

1 An IT manager walked into a ramen restaurant and asked, Do you need a client? The interface seems a little old. The boss is stupefied: the noodles are generally the buddy side, and the client side is needed when busy. The interface ... The interface is definitely fresh, but the ribs were yesterday.

2. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. Aunt in the canteen picked up a big spoon: "Do you want it or not? Do you want it? "

3. When I was a child, every time I walked at night, I felt that someone was always following me, so I developed the habit of turning around after a few steps. Ten years later, I became a tango teacher.

4. Xiaoming farted loudly in the elevator. Xiaogang pinched his nose with one hand and pointed to the sign on the elevator and said, Didn't you see that it said "handle with care"?

5. When I saw my parents quarreling when I was a child, I often struggled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached the age that I found out: I really think too much!

6. Robber: "Tell me the password of the safe! Don't say kill you! " Female employee: "Don't tell me if you kill me! You ruined me, and I won't say anything! " After the robber looked her up and down, he said, "You want to be beautiful!"

7, what is maturity, your mother didn't rush you, you put on long pants! What is youth? Your mother urges you, but you still don't wear long pants!

8. I have a dream, that is, to return home with sunglasses and Lamborghini. After more than 20 years of hard work, I have achieved half of it, and I have sunglasses.

9. I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, which scares me to stay up late every day and stay up regularly.

10. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let you pee and look in the mirror.

1 1, as soon as I review, I find other people's heads, some are printers, some are tape recorders, some are digital cameras, and my head is a soymilk machine.

12, my wife suddenly got angry and scolded me for some reason. I coaxed her for a long time before she calmed down and asked, "Do you know where you are wrong now?" I said angrily, "What do you mean? Can't I be scolded by you if I'm not wrong? "

13, every exam, the average score of the whole class, will be in my hands.

14, I don't have any outstanding advantages, that is, I have a particularly accurate eye for girls. All the girls I chased ended up marrying good people without exception.

15, the boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. The girlfriend exclaimed, "It smells good!" The boy with a hard bag said very gentlemanly, "If you like, we'll walk in front of the restaurant again."

16. On the first day of school, the kindergarten director called the parents to tell them if your children had watched too many court dramas. On the first day of roll call, the children directly answered "I am a slave!"

17, I dreamed last night that I was beaten by a group of people, and I was scared to wake up. Then I continued to fall asleep, and I met that group of people and said to me, Do you dare to come back?

18, eat mala Tang, the boss said that his mala Tang is divided into five grades: slightly spicy, medium spicy, spicy, abnormal spicy and the next day's ass pain.

19, once there was a sincere love in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If I could do it all over again ... I would choose Li Bai.

20. I called my boyfriend yesterday and suddenly got disconnected. After a while, the goods called me again. Before I could speak, he said, Can you lose weight? How many times have you said this month? I smiled and touched the hang-up button!