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Do you have any skits about learning from Lei Feng, short and concise? I need them urgently.
The son of Lei Feng

Nervous Dong: "I am the big tree, who are you?"

God Lei: "I am the garbage can, if you want to have garbage just one step on my foot, I will open my mouth, you can throw garbage!"

Shen Hao: "I'm on the Titanic now, I'll sing you a song: A.B.C.D ......"

Shen Ma: "I'm Qiu Xiang, who was hit by Tong Pak Fu with the return of my floating fist! , you guys see if I'm pretty!"

Shenlu: "What are you all! I'm a little turtle!"

Yang: "Gather up!"

Baotou City 14th Neurological Hospital, Baotou City 14th Neurological Hospital, the following broadcast begins:

Please pay attention to all wards, all wards pay attention. Lei Feng anniversary is approaching, in order to carry forward the spirit of Lei Feng, this hospital is especially held to learn the spirit of Lei Feng exchanges, please prepare their own program, in the afternoon of tomorrow to learn the counting time to the auditorium door collection.

Act I: Neurological Hospital

Camera one (a neurological patient A patient stood in front of the podium), holding a book in his hand, to give everyone will be the story of Lei Feng: "Lei Feng is our role model, we want to learn like comrade Lei Feng, learn comrade Lei Feng sacrificed his own dedication to the other people's spirit! (Applause !!!!!)

Patient B: "Lei 。。。。。 Feng 。。。。。 Dead!"

Crowd: "Ah !!!!!!!!!!! ~!!!"

Patient A: "Nonsense! Lei Feng is not dead! He will always live in our hearts!!!"

Crowd: "Oh! Yes 。。。。。。。 Lei Feng lives !!!!!"

Patient B: "Isn't your last name Lei? You're a relative of Lei Feng, right?"

Patient C: "Lei Feng's son!"

Crowd: "Lei Feng's son! Oh !!!!!!! Lei Feng's son !!!!!!!!!!! He is the son of Lei Feng !!!!!!!!!!!"

Nurse (who arrived at this point): "Stop it!。。。。。。。 Take your medicine!。。。。。。。"

The crowd dispersed, leaving only Lei Lei and the book of Lei Feng's stories.

Lei Lei (after looking at the book for a while): "It seems that I am really Lei Feng's son! Son! Son! I am the son of Lei Feng! "

After that, Lei Lei said I am Lei Feng's son to everyone, and other patients called Lei Lei Lei's son as soon as they saw him!

One day, a patient said to him: "Lei Lei, what are you doing here as the son of Lei Feng? This is a mental hospital! What are you doing here?"

Lei Lei: "I'm the son of Lei Feng, I'm going to serve the people! I'm going to show my love!"

Patient A: "Then go!"

So one morning Lei Lei took advantage of the chaos to sneak out.

Act 2: On a public **** bus

A boss got on the bus, but no one on the bus gave him a seat, Lei Lei stepped forward

Lei Lei: "Which kind person will give a seat to this boss?"

(Crowd speechless)

Lei Lei: "This lady, so familiar! Have you forgotten? I was your elementary school classmate. You forget that in elementary school you stuck bubble gum to the teacher's bench, or I helped you carry it down! This time you also help me to give up my seat for this old man!"

M: "Why should I give up my seat when there are so many people? I don't give up when I say so! I don't want to give up my seat! Don't get close to me!"

Lei Lei: "So you were my junior high school classmate?"

M: "Seems to have seen that is not seen. I am in my prime, how can I be classmates with you old man?"

Lei Lei: "Just give way~~~!"

M: "said you and do not listen, listen and do not understand, do not understand but also do, do and do wrong, wrong also do not recognize, recognize also not serve, do not serve also do not say that you are a lemon head, rat eyes, eagle nose, eight eyebrow, beckoning ears, big flip mouth, wick neck, long and short hands, chicken chest, dog belly, rice bucket waist, if I were you, I would have killed myself! "

Lei Lei (big gasp): "Hate! If you don't want to, just don't!"

Big brother: "To ask for a seat for someone else is scolded like this! Young man! You're so pathetic! I'll let you go!"

Lei Lei: "Little brother, you are better! It's hard to be a Lei Feng nowadays! It's not like what's written in the book!"

(Next car)

Act 3: On the road

Lei Lei: "Why don't people understand me when I'm trying to do a good deed? My dad was doing a good job in the first place! Why is there such a big gap between these times! Should I give up?"

(At this time, from the road came a hobbling, sweaty grandmother, she carried a lot of things)

Lei Lei: (Let me try again, to see if there is she will believe me): "Granny, I'll help you to carry the things, such a heavy thing for you to carry alone, it is really difficult for you!

Old: "Old! Can't do it anymore!"

Lei Lei: "Actually, Auntie looks quite energetic!"

Old: "Hey! I can't do it now! When I was a tiger, Popeye, anyone who saw me was happy to look at me! The guy next door to us, Zhang Sledgehammer, shivered at the sight of me! Now my waist is sore, my back hurts, and my legs cramp up!"

Lei Lei: "Granny, I am Lei Feng's son, do you believe me?"

Old: "Believe, I believe, I believe it all!"

Lei Lei: "Grandma, you know what? I had thought of giving up before helping you, but your trust gave me a lot of courage, I am the son of Lei Feng, I will inherit my father's fine tradition! Will do good deeds to the end!"

Old: "Son, good people will have good rewards. (SONG)"

Scene 4: Hutong Mouth

Caller: "Do good ah 。。。。。。 Everyone give some 。。。。。。。。。。"

Lei Lei: "Hey ~ ah! This is because of a point what ah?"

Caller: "I live in the city side of Suzhou, the family has a house and a field, life is happy, who knows that Zhang Dahammer, he is brutal and unforgiving, collusion with the government lawlessness, occupying my house to take away my field, my grandfather and he came to turn the other cheek, miserable to be beaten flat by his stick, my grandmother scolded him for deceiving the good people against being caught by him into the garden of the House of Zhang, and finally, she hanged herself from a beam to die of hatred on earth, and he will also be My father and son, expelled from the home, down to the riverside, I beg for old age dad, only alone begging in front of the temple, who knows that Zhang sledgehammer, he is too sinister, know this situation, even sent people to assassinate, my father and son wildly beaten in front of the city, the small people strong and healthy, the remnants of the life to survive, poor old father he returned to the soul of the sky, the hate is more difficult to fill, in order to seek to bury the old man, the only way to begging by the side of the road to be a lowly."

Lei Lei: "truthfully, I see your head to toe, there is no place not into the type of beggar ah! That is to say, Your Excellency is destined to beg for a lifetime ah!"

Barker: "Oo~~ or not talk to you, I want to sleep for a while first."

Lei Lei: "Don't sleep first! The rows are good! If I'm not wrong, you'll be the bully among beggars!"

Barker: "Overlord among beggars? What is that?"

Lei Lei: "Well ...... it's still beggars! Legend has it that all the overlords have to have a left arm and a right arm! Let me help you become a hegemon!"

Barker: "So what do you mean?"

Lei Lei: "Let's go begging together!"

(To beg for food, both of them together)

Barker: "See, we've gained quite a lot in one day! In fact, people still have love in modern life! It's just that they all keep running around for their lives, for their rights, into an infernal world!"

(SONG Infernal)

Act 5: In front of Dada's pig-killing dish

(Li, Yue, Missy, Hao): Hungry ah, hungry ah, hungry ah 。。。。。。 The master behavior good it! We have not eaten for three days

Hammer: go go go, which have your share ah!

Lei Lei: "What's wrong with you guys?"

Child: "We're starving, we haven't eaten for days. Save us!"

Lei Lei: "I am the son of Lei Feng! Walk! I'll bring you a full meal!"

(On the way to take all the children to eat)

Hammer: "I am the king of hammers Zhang Da Hammer, and the axe gang leader of the same name, I was three years old to Macao, four years old into the Lisboa, five years old gambling to become a fine, six years old to learn from people who are not decent, how do you know that at the age of seven years old to lose brightly, this year twenty-seven years old, is still a rash young man."

(The children and Lei Lei into the door)

Hammer: "Why are you here again?"

Ray-Ray: "I brought them for dinner!"

Hammer: "Come, come, come, sit inside! What would you like to order?"

Lei Lei: "We want steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, marinated salted duck, chicken in sauce, preserved meat, pine flowers, tripe, steamed chicken, stewed chicken, stir-fried chicken, fried chicken, crispy chicken, fried chicken, fried chicken, fried chicken, fried chicken, three fresh ding'er, eight treasures ding'er, steamed yucca, red balls, white balls, fried balls, three fresh balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls, fried balls. fried meatballs, three fresh meatballs, four joy balls, blanch balls, sunflower balls, either fried balls, tofu balls, red stewed meat, white stewed meat, loose meat, buckled meat, roasted meat, meat in sauce, Lotus Leaf Marinade, a product of meat, cherry meat, horse teeth meat, soy sauce tofu meat, meat, pot meat, pot meat, Yuanbao meat, Fortune Meat, red elbows, white elbows, crystal elbows, waxed elbows, burned elbows in small amount of water, grilled elbow, steamed mutton, roasted lamb, lamb, lamb with five spices Soy sauce lamb. Blanch three kinds of children, burst three kinds of children, burned purple cover children, stewed duck miscellaneous children, simmered white minced, three fresh shark's fin, chestnut chicken, tip blanch live carp, duck, tube chicken."

Hammer: "You eat it!"

The children: "We have not eaten for three days!"

(Sledgehammer looks at Lei Lei, who waves his hand)

Hammer: "Okay leh! You wait a moment!"

(Serves food, eats food)

Child Lee: "There's food! Let's eat!"

(After eating, Lei Lei leads the children to leave)

Lei Lei: "Have you eaten?"

Children: "Uh, really full!"

Lei Lei: "Then let's go!"

Hammer: "Hey 。。。。。 Wait! Why don't you guys pay up?"

Lei Lei: "We never ask for money to eat in the cafeteria there!"

Hammer: "Where are you from?"

Lei Lei: "out of the city to the north, passing a lawn, surrounded by trees in the middle of a single courtyard, more than two meters high compound wall, compound wall around the guard tower, to the night searchlights are brightly lit, the big iron door is closed when more open time less, my house is on the second floor of the 14th house on the left hand."

Hammer: "(scratching his head) Oh 。。。。。 So it's a psychiatric hospital! Turns out it's a lunatic ah! Do you know how much effort it took me Sledgehammer to make this meal? Especially those croquettes! I used a small hammer to fasten the seams first, then I used a sledgehammer to get it done! Do you know that!"

Ray-Ray: "What then? I don't have any money! I really want to do something good! Take some kids and eat a full meal! That's what the book that introduced me to the handle said!"

Hammer: "Who's your dad?"

Lei Lei: "My dad is Lei Feng!"

Hammer: "Don't be silly! What era is it! Still Lei Feng! Since there is no money 。。。。。 (beat)!"

(Lei Feng was a hammer ingot down to the ground, music started)

Narrator: Lei Feng in dying, close in peace and see the world become beautiful, people back to that forgotten time, everyone's face is full of smiles, everyone has a helpful and warm-hearted, everyone rushed Lei Lei smiled, the corners of Lei Lei's mouth also showed a smile 。。。。。。