Answer: Bride. Because today she is a bride and tomorrow she is a wife.
2 How much is a heart worth?
Answer: 100 million dollars. Because of the single-mindedness!
3 How many letters of the alphabet are there?
Answer: 20. AIDS (AIDS) died, ET (alien) flew away.
4 Where can you never tell a joke?
Answer: The beach. Because if you tell jokes at the beach, there will be a tsunami.
5 How much money do you need to bring to go out in a typhoon?
Answer: 40 million dollars. Because you can't go out in a typhoon without "something ten million".
6 What kind of books can't you read when it's time to take a test?
Answer: Encyclopedia (encyclopedias).
8 Why is the penguin's belly white?
Answer: The penguin's hands are too short, so it can only wash its stomach, not its back.
Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? [answer]Chickens lay eggs
9If the world is going to end tomorrow, why do people want to commit suicide today? [answer] To take their place in heaven
10 When a fat girl is sick, what is the thing she is most afraid of people saying when they come to visit her? [answer] Take care of yourself
11Question: what are cloth and paper afraid of?
Answer: cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of 1,000.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of what if.
12 Question: What is the last name of the pencil?
Answer: Xiao
Reason: sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
13 Question: what does a unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?
Answer: ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
14 Question : Which number from 1 to 9 is the most hardworking and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking
Reason: one (1) does not do two (2) does not rest.
15 Question: how to make a sparrow quiet?
Answer: press it a little.
Reason: the crow is silent (press the sparrow).
16 Q: Which man in history was the fastest runner?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of Cao Cao
17 Question: which number from 30-50 is more powerful than a bear's poop!
Answer:40
Reason: Facts speak louder than bears
18 Question: What if a pig in a pen runs out?
Answer: Wang Lihong
Reason: coaxing it inside
19 Question: What if it comes out again?
Answer: Han Hong
Reason: still coaxing
20 Funny Brain Teasers ------------------- A bear without a tail is a tail bear, and a bear without a cock is what kind of bear?
Answer: female bear
21Funny Brain Teasers------------------- September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what is the date of October 28?
Answer: Confucius' full moon
22Funny brain teaser -------------------Wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape)
23Funny Brain Teaser -------------------What would the world be like if Chiang Kung (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?
Answer: One more person...
24 Funny Brain Teasers ------------------- There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤
25 Funny Brain Teasers-------------------Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: because it's frozen
26Funny Brain Teasers------------------- an ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo, is that possible?
Answer: Crawling on a map
27Funny Brain Teasers------------------- a bus had an accident and all the people were injured, why is Xiao Ming okay?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
28Funny Brain Teasers -------------------There is a place where you can go in but not out, what is it?
Answer: Grave
29Funny brainteaser -------------------Chicken and goose 100 meters race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why after the finish line?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
30Funny Brain Teasers -------------------The class bell rang in the east, but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's gym class
31Funny Brain Teasers -------------------Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car was a cab
32Funny Brain Teasers -------------------Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her math is one of the best, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
33Funny Brain Teasers -------------------When Columbus had one foot in the New World, what did he do immediately afterward?
Answer: The other foot
34Funny quiz -------------------What is the one thing that people keep eating but never get enough of?
Answer: air
35 Funny Brain Teaser ------------------- What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes?
Answer: upside down
36Funny Brain Teasers -------------------What is the one thing that everyone must not forget before going to bed?
Answer: close your eyes
37Funny Brain Teasers -------------------Some people say that eating fish prevents you from getting myopia, why?
Answer: you've seen cats wearing eyes
38 Funny Brain Teasers ------------------- What can be added but not subtracted?
Answer: age
39Funny Brain Teasers -------------------What kind of mountains and oceans can be moved
Answer: mountains of people
40What doesn't have a tongue in its mouth
Answer: a teapot spout
41Funny Brain Teasers ---------- --------- What kind of official can't give orders and has to smile at people all the time?
Answer: Xinlang official
42Funny Brain Teasers ------------------- A policeman ran away when he saw a thief, why?
Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly
43Funny brain teaser -------------------Smaller eats chewing gum every day, but people still say his breath stinks, why?
Answer: He swears every day.
44 Funny Brain Teasers -------------------Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: because he jumps standing on the tree
45 "You stand with a pig", guess an animal
Answer: elephant (like)
46The train takes 6 hours to go from Beijing to Shanghai, after exercising for 3 hours, where should the train be?
Answer:On the track
47 The old king shaves forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?
Answer:Old King is a barber
48 In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he comes inside. But he took off his hat obediently when he saw a man, who was that man?
Answer:The barber
49 What flower can't be touched
Answer:Sparkles
50 How much time does it take to study at Peking University
Answer:One second
51 What kind of fruit can't be eaten? Evil fruits
52 Why did a policeman pull out his legs and run when he saw a thief? Because he wanted to catch the thief quickly
53 Two identical brothers were drafted into the army at the same time. They were related by blood and had the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked them if they were twins. They said no. Why is that?
Answer: two of triplets
54There were two inmates in a prison, and one night the inmates all escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door and there was still a prisoner inside?
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner was "All".
55What can be used to solve all the riddles?
Answer: Answer
56 What do most of the wealthy self-employed people in today's society depend on for their livelihood?
Answer: Mouth
57Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, why does his mother always let his father, who can't repair clocks, do it for him?
Answer: Because mom lets dad fix Ming properly
58 When does the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?
Answer: when it's time to fix it
59 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: open their eyes
60 A truck driver runs over a motorcyclist, and while the truck driver is seriously injured, the motorcyclist is fine?
Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time
61 In ancient times, what man became a father-in-law before he became a father?
Answer: Eunuch
62Lee drank alcohol and bruised his face, so he went home, afraid that his wife would blame him, and went to the restroom and put a band-aid on it in front of the mirror, but the next day his wife still scolded him.
Answer: Band-Aid on the mirror
63If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Answer: Is this the Earth?
64What kind of contest is it where the winner doesn't get a prize, but the loser does?
Answer: Drinking in a fistfight
65 When would you never say "Come in" when someone knocks on your door?
Answer: When you go to the toilet
66When Xiao Wang was on guard duty at his post, he saw the enemy creeping towards him, but why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: He was aiming at the target
67 Is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why?
Answer: The black chicken is so powerful that it lays white eggs, but the white chicken cannot lay black eggs.
68 Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, the moment he pulled out his pockets, some of the bar matchboxes in the bag, the horse tickets that he had not won, and the photos of his old lover were scattered all over the place. In a moment of panic, he immediately covers something with both hands in order to avoid a quarrel. May I ask, what thing would he go and cover up?
Answer: to cover his wife's eyes
69 A tortoise, famous for carrying a cross (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: real name (cross famous turtle)
70 Why do people like to read comics?
Answer: boredom
71 What is the reason that two people on a public ****car are having a lively conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word?
Answer: It's a pair of deaf-mutes
72 Mrs. Kim has always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly stammer?
Answer: Mrs. Kim stammers when she eats sugarcane
73Why do people often jump from a height of ten meters without any safety devices?
Answer: high dive
74 Why does everyone like to sit through a movie?
Answer: because your feet get sore from standing
75 What would be the effect of abolishing morning study?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
76The tortoise and the hare are invited to race, and a pig is asked to be the referee, who will win?
Answer: Can't say! The one who says it is the pig...
77 What is the similarity between what two women say and what a thousand ducks say?
Answer: nonsense (chicken) talk
78 What is the most important thing to remember when taking the JEE, apart from the pass?
Answer: remembering to get up
79 What does a man plus a woman become?
Answer: two people
80 What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Answer: A new dog is still excited to see you a year later
81 A bear without a tail is a tail bear, what kind of bear is a bear without a penis?
Answer: female bear
82 September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what is October 28?
Answer: Full moon of Confucius
83 The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape)
84What would the world be like if Chiang Kung (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?
Answer: one more person...
85 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
86Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: Because it's frozen tofu
87 Is it possible that an ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo?
Answer: Crawling on the map
88 A bus had an accident and all the people were injured, why was Ming fine?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
89 There's a place where you can go in but not out, what is it?
Answer: The grave
90The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why did it get to the end of the race?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
91The class bell rang in the east, but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's gym class
92 Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car is a cab
93Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her for being one of the best in math, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
94What did Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World?
Answer: take the second foot
95 A pig, which rushed out of the pen at a speed of 80M per hour, suddenly crashed into a tree and died, why?
Answer: because the pig can't brainstorm
96The farmer had a pig and a donkey in his house, do you think the farmer killed the pig or the donkey first on New Year's Day?
Answer: Would you rather kill the pig or the donkey
97One night when you were walking at night, suddenly there was a wolf in front of you and a ghost behind you, you only have a bow in your hand but only a sword, would you shoot the ghost or the wolf first?
Answer: Do you shoot the ghost or the wolf
98Why aren't there any temples in the southern hemisphere?
Because "Namo" Amitabha Buddha
99Which of the two, the Mayflower or the Lily, has not yet given birth?
Mayflower → because Mayflower toilet paper (no children)
100Which cartoon character is the fattest?
M Peter Pan → because fat (fly) ah, fat ah Peter Pan
101 How do you make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it a little. Reason: the sparrow is silent (压雀无声)
102 If there is a car, Xiao Ming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right, Xiaohua sits behind him, whose car is it? Answer: "if"
103 Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police came and took away five people, why? The police came and took away five people. Answer: Because the person they were playing was called "mahjong"
104 Why do airplanes fly so high without hitting the stars? Answer: Because the stars "flash"
105 One day, a steak of medium-rare was walking along the street, and suddenly he saw a steak of medium-rare in front of him, but he didn't pay any attention to him.
Why didn't they say hello? Answer: because they weren't cooked well
106 There were two people who fell into a trap, and the dead man was called Dead Man, and the living man was called what? Answer: Call for help
107 A shark ate a green bean, and what did it turn into? Answer: mung bean sand (mung bean shark)
108 Dandan is the name of a puppy or a little tiger? Answer: tiger cub (tiger eye)
109 Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper Helicopter (paper gives birth to chickens)
110 There are ABCD...26 letters, how many are left if ET goes away? Answer: 21 ET drove away the UFO
111 What is the name of the child of the wind? Answer: Shuiqi (风生水起)
一个人不是当官的，但他在公司的地位却很重要，因为他要负责全公司职工干部上上下下的工作。 What does this person do?
Drives an elevator
1 Why is Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: panasonic (afraid of Sony brother)
2 Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)
3 Which flower is the least powerful: the jasmine, the sunflower or the rose? Answer: jasmine (what a powerless [beautiful] jasmine)
4 What line does an orangutan hate the most? Answer: Parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas)
5 Which is the worst: rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: rubber. (Rubber poor)
6 What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth is afraid of 10,000, paper is afraid of what if. (Fear not 10,000, just afraid of what might happen.)
7 What will the unicorn become when he flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)
8 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking. (1 don't do 2 don't rest)
9 How do you make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it. Reason: the sparrow is silent (press the sparrow is silent)
10 White plus white is equal to what? Answer: White Rabbit (TWO)
11 Is the dumpling a man or a woman? Answer: man (dumplings have a skin)
12 If there is a car, Ming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right, Xiaohua sits behind him. Answer: betel nut
14 Four people were playing mahjong in the house, but the police came and took away five people, why? Answer: Because the people they were playing were called "mahjong"
15 Why do airplanes fly so high without hitting the stars? Answer: Because the stars "flash"
16 One day, a three-minute steak was walking down the street, and suddenly he saw a five-minute steak in front of him, but he didn't pay any attention to him.
Why didn't they say hello? Answer: because they didn't know each other well
17 There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building and turned into what? Answer: dead fat
18 Chocolate and tomato fought and chocolate won. Why? Answer: because of the chocolate bar
19 There are two people fell into the trap, the dead one is called dead man, what is the living one called? Answer: call help la
20 A shark ate a green bean, and what did it turn into? Answer: mung bean sand (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the name of a puppy or a little tiger? Answer: little tiger (tiger eye)
22 What brand of car hates to be touched? Answer: BMW BMW (Don't touch me)
23 Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper Helicopter (paper birth chicken)
24 There are ABCD ... 26 letters, if ET went away after how many left? Answer: 21 ET drove away the UFO
25 What is the name of the child of the day? Answer: I am a man of talent
26 What is the name of the child of the wind? Answer: Water Rising (风生水起)
27 Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: moose (lost)
28 Who is sure to be eliminated in a game played by a wolf, a tiger or a lion? Answer: wolf (Momotaro)
29 Who is the child of the red bean family? Answer: Nanguo (红豆生南国)>
30 What color is celery's shit? Answer: yellow (秦始皇)
31 A mother gave birth to Siamese twins, the sister was called Mary, so what was the sister called? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
32 Do not go out in the rain without much money? Answer: 30,000,000 (no umbrella [3] do not go out)
33 The pig in the piggy bank came out, how to do? {guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom
34 The pig in the pigsty came out again, what to do? {guess a star} Answer: Han Hong
35 The pig in the pigsty came out for the third time, what to do? {guess a star} Answer: Zai Zai
36 What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE (ARCHE [sneeze])
37 A and B can be transformed into each other, B in boiling water can be generated C, C in the air oxidation into D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, ask A, B, C, D is what?
Answer: A Chicken B Egg C Cooked Egg D Rotten Egg
38 What sword is transparent? Answer: Invisible
39 Who gave Andy Lau a drink of love water? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ......)
40 Why can't you see God's penis? Answer: The sky can't be revealed
41 Why did the white rabbit run to the moon with Chang'e? Answer: Because Chang'e is carrot legs