It's been a while since I stayed in the Heavenly Court, I don't know if you're doing well in the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits. I'm writing this letter very slowly because I know you can't read words fast. We've moved, but the address hasn't changed because we brought the door number with us when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days.

We went to buy pizza yesterday and the clerk asked, "Would you like it cut into 8 or 12 slices, please?" Your thrifty mentor mom said, "Cut 8 slices well, I'm afraid you can't eat it all if you cut 12 slices." That store pizza was pretty good, and my family will go back to the restaurant down the street for a steak some other time.

And that jacket your Aunt Kuan Yin said you wanted me to send, we cut the buttons off and put them in the pockets of that jacket because it would be overweight in the mail.

Your sister Chang'e gave birth this morning. Since I don't know yet whether it's a boy or a girl, I don't know whether you're going to be an aunt or an uncle. I will write to you again when there is nothing much going on these days.