If a tree doesn't need its skin, it will die. People are shameless and invincible.
If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.
2 1 century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.
With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I'm afraid of lightning strikes; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who would feed the good pig food?
The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can blow it best. You don't need a cup for drinking. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!
you are
Life with incomplete evolution, aliens with genetic mutations,
Kindergarten-level high school students, frog head with congenital Mongolian disease,
The abandoned baby of the snowman of Mount Everest, the murderer of the septic tank blockage,
Africans fuck the descendants of black, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,
Hippopotamus crushed by Noah's ark, new volcanic eruption,
Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo's shame,
And cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality,
A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",
Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,
An old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a brainless creature that can think,
The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors were humiliated,
Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, a primitive species that scientists dare not study,
10 times the oil concentration of sedimentary raw materials, disfigured McDonald's uncle,
Damn guy like you:
Can only play a piece of shit in a TV series,
Not as good as gum spilled by dogs on the side of the road,
Even as handsome as a flower 10 times more,
To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.
As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.
If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.
The keyboard you touched can't even survive the Amiba protozoa,
The spit is more deadly than SARS,
If you are cool and handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction.
Idiots can be your teachers, and mentally retarded people can teach you to talk.
Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant.
I immigrated to Mars to leave you,
If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,
If you go to war, bullets and missiles will be tempted to fly at you.
Grenade will explode when it sees you,
People have to fly a plane to hit Gemini, and you just have to skydive to have the same power.
All the places of interest you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.
18 will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life, and even throwing yourself into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.
Anyway, in a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you,
I must kill you!
Swearing two-part allegorical sayings:
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Forget (King) that one ear is big and the other ear is small-a handful of powder raised by pigs and dogs hit the back of the neck fossa-the glaze is upside down.
Twenty-one days without a chicken-the meat that bad guys can't sell in dog days-the triangle graveyard of smelly goods-three years without washing their mouths-three years without defecating on a smelly mouth-the dung swells (asshole) Big girl's-ugly things cart pulling the tortoise-driving you to the land, the master dug his eyes-blind ghosts falling bean dregs in the sky-the pig eating Yuanxiao and rolling it into the pot-the bastard falling steamed bread in the sky-the dog's luck is divided into five hundred dollars-two hundred and fifty cattle excrement worms move-fuck off.