1, I: "Boss, you this stir-fried oatmeal dishes are meat or vegetarian?

Boss: "Of course it's a vegetarian dish"

Me: "So what's with the worm"

Boss: "Uh . . it's here to eat too."

Me: "Why should I pay for it to eat? It's not like I know it!"

The owner cried, "It threw its life away for this meal, can you still ask it to AA?"

2. I went to eat pizza for lunch today and ordered a 9-inch (diameter) one, which was not available.

The result was that the waiter politely served two 5-inch (diameter) ones at half the price of the nine-inch one, saying that he had given you an extra inch.

So I pulled the waitress and she popularized to find the area of the circle. The circle area formula is, calculate:

9 inch area = 63.585 square inches,

And 5 inch area = 19.625 square inches,

So the two five-inch area add up to 39.25 square inches,

I said to give me three five-inch I'm still losing money!

The owner was speechless and ended up giving me an extra pizza for free. Knowledge is power and elementary school math is knowledge.

3. Son: "Mom, I'm hungry!"

Mom: "Look at me and your father which is delicious!"

Son: "Dad, I want ......"

Dad: "Fuck off ......"< /p>

4, today, secretly cried for two hours, especially want to a person, want to the heart is broken ...... really hard and hard ......

-- Grandpa Mao Ah Grandpa Mao, 56 nationalities, 56 flowers, 56 brothers and sisters are a family, 56 languages, converged into one sentence, money is not enough to spend ~ money is not enough to spend ~ money is not enough to spend ~

5, today to go to the meeting, go on the way to run into a colleague Daliou, who walks around and eats radish.

I asked: "Aigoo, this season, all the fruits are down, how to eat radish ah?"

Da Liu: "You don't understand, eat it, when the meeting, in order to leave early!"

I: "What do you mean?"

Da Liu: "Our manager said, during the meeting, you have something to leave, I can understand, but, you have to at least fart!"

Me: "......"