The plot looks silly, perhaps because this shop has been selling instant noodles, or because the underworld is generally rustic.
Anyway, he ordered a bowl of instant noodles, and it must be the original bowl. I also asked the owner how to cover this bowl of instant noodles more elegantly.
Although a bowl of instant noodles should have preservatives, it is not 82 years old after all. Coupled with the harsh conditions that original bowls must be used.
In order to write and direct the story smoothly, the crew made a wave on Google.
For budget reasons, this search answer seems to be the most feasible among the most easy-to-use daily tools:
That's right, the thing that radiates sacred light above is the only true god in the bubble-pressing noodle industry:
Killing and setting fire.
This is not a joke or ridicule.
Think about it, the tool you use to make instant noodles in the dormitory late at night must be the book Advanced X Studies or Introduction to XX. I can even imagine that its cover is wrinkled and faded by steam. The wrinkled cover is as embarrassing as a scar on a girl's knee.
It can be said that in the whole student era, which book in the bookcase has the highest use probability is basically determined by its thickness and heat resistance.
The Kindle solved this problem perfectly.
Suitable thickness, high heat resistance, no fading at all. Even if you don't have a book at hand, you can pick it up and cover it on your cup surface.
In addition, can scholar instant noodles be called squeezing?
You can open Borges' short stories and read the last one when the instant noodles go bad.
At the same time, it also overcomes the problem that the Kindle is criticized for "buying it but not reading it", and it is not necessary to call the telecom company to apply for closing the broadband as rumored.
In order to be more convincing, I made a special test: which one is the most suitable for instant noodles among all kinds of things I carry out.
Key: There are gaps in the corners of instant noodles, so we should grasp the balance point to prevent the risk of eating metallic instant noodles.
Half a pack of cigarettes: I can't hold it at all.
Kindle: It's perfect except that capital letters are awkward without electricity.
This reminds me of an internationally famous e-commerce "black market", which used to sell instant noodles.
Underworld Yang Kang himself likes this product very much, he thinks, but all instant noodles suppressed by this product are milky white.
So according to this logic, I can assert that the instant noodles pressed by kindle are absolutely scholarly.
There are also some technology emperors who like to discuss the little-known skills of Kindle in the forum: how to use it to look up words, take notes and watch the sky break.
Bah, these dead houses don't even use Kindle.
In fact, they simply violated the original intention of Kindle design. The target audience of this product is those who want to get a paper book experience, that is, real readers.
Scholars just want to read a book and eat a bowl of instant noodles when they are hungry and cold. Let yourself feel a little gentle in this world when you are at the end of the road.
Many times, they really lack a suitable thing to cover that bowl of lonely instant noodles.
Kindle meets all their requirements in knowledge and life.
However, last year's new Kindle was very disappointing. Because he was designed to tilt.
If you are so inclined, will you let people make instant noodles?
Not to mention that there is no steam leakage, isn't the sauerkraut of the old altar fish fish begins to stink at the head?
If you are not careful, you must make the instant noodles that are only available on the green leather car smell like smelly feet.
The attitude of potential Kindle consumers in Greater China is very clear: our love for instant noodles is far greater than an e-reader itself!
So in April this year, this latest Kindle was removed from the official mall in China. But I guess their product manager hasn't figured it out yet
So, I really wrote an email to Amazon:
"Unfortunately, apart from reading, you probably don't know the real core functions of the Kindle.
The next generation of kindle must be flat-bottomed, because instant noodles need them.
Otherwise, consumers will soon only buy your previous generations of products. Because there is their best user experience. "
I even thought of an advertisement by Amazon's creative staff:
"People who eat instant noodles are lonely, but fortunately there are good books to read."
Finally, tell a true story:
Seven years ago, I spent half a year watching cam-to save China movies.
Because of the tight time and heavy task, I eat instant noodles almost every day, at least twice a day, and burping smells like preservatives. Honglian Li Nan has a shabby little supermarket. Japanese instant noodles are always on sale. I moved back box by box, and my boss always thought I was going to extract some hidden drugs from instant noodles.
At that time, the book I covered with instant noodles was a red "I Love Rock Music" with an electric guitar and a COSPLAY wrench on the cover.
Half a year later, the back cover of the book was wrinkled because of high temperature and water vapor, but there was always a smell of spicy cabbage.
Later, I kept that book in the toilet to taste. Sometimes I get constipated in the toilet, so I pick up the book and look through it. As soon as I smelled the spicy cabbage and beef, I began to think of those fragments of literary films that I couldn't understand and my 20-year-old movie dream.
Nowadays, whenever I pick up the kindle to cover instant noodles, I always feel vaguely that I have never been a layman.