A: You have been talking about cross talk for many years.

B only ten years.

You can't avoid me. You older generation can't speak cross talk.

B yes.

A Your hometown is Tongzhou, 40 miles from Beijing. When you went to Tongzhou and found that X million was your father, it was said that you were a millionaire. You have a grandfather named X Qian Qing; Your uncle's name is X Half Town, so he can buy and sell in Half Town. Your father's brother, you are the only one in front of him. I really love you, brother. I love you and treat you as an eye.

B it's true.

Brother Jia has only one eye.

Two blind people, one with only one eye!

A no. Sago treats you like an eye, just like you.

Well, hurt me.

A: At that time, your family was worthy of thousands of hectares of fertile land, with forests, rice flour warehouses, piles of coal, gold coins and silver coins, ticket knives, piles of cash, flocks of mules and horses, chicken and duck pens, fish and shrimp ponds, complete sets of brocade, boxes of colorful satin, paired hairpin rings, good things to carry and finished food.

B Are you fighting? Brothers and beautiful women

A arrived in Beijing and found a Shen Wansan, nicknamed "Living God of Wealth", similar to yours. Why don't your family use the money to live in such a wide house?

Tell me.

There is a locust tree in front of your house. It's really an ancient pagoda. The ground is shaded, the gate is magnificent, and the gold plaque is hung high, which is very bureaucratic. There are tall buildings in front and mud pavilions in the back, resplendent and magnificent, with thousands of families, left dragons and right phoenixes, crossing the second bridge to exchange water forces, intending to conquer the south.

This is our home?

A: This is the bronze tower of Cao Cao's feast in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

What's the matter with you? Didn't you say our house?

A Yes, the bronze sparrow terrace is not as high as your temple seat.

B go ahead.

There are many temples, high-grade silver brazing, seven steps, one pavilion, eight rows and one palace, with rich mountains and mountains outside and splendid huatang inside. The palace is exquisitely decorated: it is really made of ivory as a bed, brocade as a curtain, hooks hanging on its ears and embroidered with golden flowers. There are beautiful women in the room, one by one wearing beautiful clothes, clouds and pearls, beautiful and incomparable. Pink water is like a canal, breathing into the clouds, a fragrant wind blowing on my face, and green water droplets are charming.

Uh-huh.-This is our home?

A This is the Epang Palace of Qin Shihuang.

B again?

A I think Qin Shihuang built Wuling in the south, the Great Wall in the north, the sea in the east and Afang in the west. Where is Epang Palace better than your home? Epang Palace is not as wide as your garden.

B By the way, tell me about our garden.

Your family is a Jedi.

B Your family is dead!

A: That place is really great.

B It's called a wonderful place.

A: Yes. The mountains are not high or green, the water is not deep or beautiful, the flowers are not colorful, the bamboo is not dense or screened, the room is not wide or elegant, and the friends are not handsome. Traveling with Guan Bao is like a closed door. It is really the birthplace of Wuhou.

This is our garden?

A This is Wollongong.

B you also said that our family can't talk?

A said that the scenery in Wollongong can't catch up with your home. The rocks are towering and the water flows in a thin disc shape. There are terraces and pavilions at the top, waterside pavilions and pavilions at the bottom, climbing angles at the left and right, and super hand veranda. Jade inlaid with copper, flowers and stones as the road, mountains and tigers climbing the wall, vines around the tree. The Jade Belt Bridge is blocked by bamboo, and the clear water of the Crescent River sinks, just like a "crystal world" full of "fairy wind".

This is our home?

A This is the Grand View Garden of A Dream of Red Mansions.

B leave me alone!

A what's wrong? Angry? Nothing mentioned in this business is as good as your home. This is a comparison. This time, I must say your house.

Do you want to talk about it?

A I can't afford it if I don't talk about your home.

What do you mean, bad price?

A or I'll get a good price.

Good price is ridiculously expensive!

If I don't talk about your home, tell me to balloon!

B what's the use of shooting balloons?

What about a?

B told you to smash the car!

A Yes, I didn't say your family told me to take a bus!

B take the bus! Why don't you just say that our family won't?

A said. Your house is really foggy and swampy from a distance. It has four tiles, just like a brick. There are four pagodas at the door, with stones to go up and down and wooden stakes to tie horses. On the other hand, grinding bricks and sewing splayed shadow walls; In the north of Liangguangmen, there is a lamp above and a lazy stool below. There is a service room, a management office and a communication office. Four green screens on the second door are covered with golden stars, and four graffiti reads "Zhai Zhuang Zheng Zhong"; The back is "serious and tidy". Walking into the square brick yard at the second door, in Haiyuan's yard, Xia Jingtian's ceiling is 30 feet high, and four plugs say "Good luck". In the courtyard, there are pairs of flowerpots, pomegranate trees, fish tanks with dark tea leaves, nine-foot-tall oleander, Yingchun, Tanchun, Gardenia, cypress, buttonwood, various flowers and various foreign flowers. There are really flowers that don't fade at four o'clock, and eight long spring grasses. The five rooms in the main room are the building, the front porch, the back mansion, the east-west wing, the east-west wing and the east-west wing. The east courtyard is the kitchen, the west courtyard is the bathroom, and five study rooms are reserved in the living room. The casement window is a big glass that can fan the wind. The scenery in summer is the curtain of rice beard, and the scenery in winter is the damper of the emperor. Looking into the room, it is really a picture of an open-air machine, with a hole in the sky.

B Tell me more about the furniture in the room.

One put eight boxes in front of him, with a kiln bottle and a bowl covered by Langyao. There is a hardwood square table in front of the case, with a plush chair on each side. There are Four Treasures of the Study's copybooks on the table: paper, pen, ink, inkstone, Xuan paper, Duan inkstone, Hu pen, Hui ink, Tong Jian, astronomy, geography, Europe, Yan, Liu, Yan and Zhao. There are many famous calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall, including the beauty, the landscape of Mi Yuanzhang, the fan of Liu Shi 'an, a pair of bamboo, the word "tiger" in Song Zhengdian, the gold plaque with dragon pattern, the sword of town house, the scabbard of green shark, the gold piece and the mouth of golden swallow, with yellow velvet tapestry hanging on it. There is a dressing mirror, several boxes, a music box more than five feet high, coral bonsai, tourmaline wine pottery, weathered copper bell, jade and jade, a sitting clock, a wall clock, a clock, a watch, a pair of watches and a thermometer. ...

That's what an x-ray machine is like.

Your father has the most watches, so you should pay attention to wearing watches, but you can't wear watches.

B yes.

A: Your father is wearing a watch and carrying a bag around his waist. From left, Longines, European and American Coffee, Elgin, Henna Flower, Gold Case, Silver Case, Copper Case, Iron Case, Gold Three Needles, Silver Three Needles, Sullivan, Hendry, Head Dog, Handle Winding, Double Card, Single Clip, Youwei and Li. The aisle jingled.

Is this my father's watch?

This is a move by the watch shop!

Move it.