Funny script - Tang Monk accepts disciples. After Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he was pressed by Tathagata Buddha under the Five Elements Mountain. With a "biu", five hundred years have passed... Guanyin: Wukong!

Wukong: Damn!

you again?

For the past five hundred years, you have come here every week. Do you know that it is very annoying to you?

Guanyin: This is your fault. I am here to tell you a good thing today!

Wukong: If you don’t let me out, there’s no need to talk.

I'm very busy now. The World Wildlife Fund has invited me to be its spokesperson, and the Special Olympics has invited Arnold. I just earn some pocket money.

Guanyin: But are you trapped under the mountain now?

Wukong: Mountain?

If it weren't for giving Tathagata some face, I would have turned into a fly and flown away.

It’s just that there are fees for living in other places. The mountains and rivers here are beautiful, and Guanyin MM comes to see me, so I have to go to work during the day and come back to sleep at night?

Guanyin: Then why didn’t you go to work today?

Wukong: Damn!

Weekend, understand?

Guanyin: SURE!

Wukong: Then what did you come to tell me today?

Guanyin: Listen.

(While speaking, he took out a small notebook from his pocket) ... Sun Wukong, male, was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain for causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago. Now, after a show of hands vote by all the aunts of the Tianzhu District Street Management Committee, this person has been

He was assigned as an apprentice to a monk in the Tang Dynasty.

If he doesn't obey his orders, he will be fucked, splashed with vitriol, trampled on his dick, and his membership in the "Henan Outdoor Alliance" will be cancelled.

Wukong: What?

Guanyin: Hush~~~~~~ Wukong: Hush?

Guanyin: Damn!

Boo your mother!

I asked you to stop talking, that monk is here!

I want to dodge first!

Wukong: Huh?

Is this the monk?

Tang Seng: According to the map, this should be right here?

Wukong: Ah!

You stepped on my hand!

Tang Seng: Oh, sorry, I didn’t notice you, this big turtle.

Wukong: Turtle?

Tang Seng: Yes?

But I have never seen a turtle like you carrying a turtle shell as big as a mountain and having a face like a monkey.

Wukong: It seems that Guanyin is right. With your IQ, a person cannot reach Tianzhu... Tang Monk: Oh?

Do you also know Guanyin?

She must be the most popular girl in the local area.

I wonder if you know the monkey here named Sun Wukong?

Wukong: This is my business card.

Tang Seng: Oh?

Is your name also Sun Wukong?

What a coincidence, then you must know the person with the same name as you nearby?

Wukong: Shit!

If you think about it with your heels, you should also think that I am the monkey you are looking for, right?

I was trapped under the mountain!

Tang Seng: No way?

Don't lie to me. Do you think I'm a fool?

Wukong: Fool?

Are you a fool?

Are you praising yourself or calling a fool?

How can there be such a stupid fool as you?

Tang Seng: Did you also see this?

If I wasn't stupid, who would be willing to do this job?

Wukong: Okay, okay, you go to the top of the mountain now and take off the seal, and I can go with you to get the scriptures.

Tang Seng: Okay, you wait. Wukong: Hello~~~~~~~Have you found it~~~~~~~~~ Tang Seng: Found it~~~~~~~~~ But I don’t know which one is

Ah~~~~~~~~ Wukong: Damn!

How many notes are posted on it?

Tang Seng: A lot!

"If you want to be rich, have fewer children and raise more children", "It's better to have only one child", "If you don't get rich in Stephen Chow's community, you won't get rich", "There is no silver 300 taels here", "Photography is prohibited here, and violators will be fined

"... Wukong: Yes, yes, that's the one that was taken.