1. First love is infinitely better, but it is too late.

2. Hold the small pot and ask the sky when will you become a god.

3. I would rather be a tomboy among men than play tricks on women.

4. If you live, you will die sooner or later; if you die, you will live forever.

5. Li Gongjun, his writing is like Qu Yuan and his people are like rice dumplings.

6. If brother dies, please give him a sister.

7. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

8. It’s not that I don’t dare to kick you, I’m just afraid of dirtying the Nikes on my feet.

9. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.

11. A man’s strength is the RMB in your pocket.

12. Why do you want to cry suddenly?

Could it be that I also have a little sadness that flows against the current like a river?

13. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

14. Whoever is destroyed is not destroyed, whoever is destroyed is not destroyed.

15. Failure in math is normal, which means that we are all children who cannot calculate.

16. The difference between a lie and an oath is that one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

17. Thank you for hypocrisy and sudden sincerity, thank you for making lies come true.

18. Everything is increasing in price, but people are getting cheaper... 19. Good-looking photos do not mean they are beautiful, it can only mean that the shooting angle is very standard.

20. Since a clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our return rate has increased.

21. Boss, do you have any Coke? Bring me a bottle of Sprite... 22. When looking at beautiful women on the street, if you look at them at a higher level, you are appreciating them... At a lower level, you are a gangster.

23. He is deaf to what is happening outside the window and only watches soap operas.

24. Some people are alive, but they are already dead; some people are alive, but they should have died long ago.

25. Make a mistake by making a mistake, or make a plan by making a plan. Anyway, it will be done.

26. There is a kind of crash called wrong password input, there is a kind of panic called account login from another place, there is a kind of feeling called invisible and visible, there is a kind of misunderstanding called human-computer offline, there is a kind of loss called you don’t have access rights! 27. After you are born

Was he thrown 3 times but only caught 2 times?

28. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pocket.

If the former is successful, he will be called the teacher, if the latter is successful, he will be called the boss. If both are successful, he can be called his wife, university or church! 29. Life is chess, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although I move slowly, who has ever seen me take a step back.

30. How many people have said to their classmates who copied their answers: Don’t look for me if you are wrong!

31. Dating is not allowed in school.

Let all teachers get divorced!

We looked at the side effects.

32. Women should be virtuous. The so-called virtuous means that you can’t do anything when you are idle at home.

33. The first sentence is wrong and the entire hypothesis fails.

34. I don’t have a gorgeous appearance, but I have a boring soul.

35. After the vicissitudes of life, why do we remain as lonely as before but would rather be strangers.

36. Girls who don’t like to take selfies are not necessarily ugly. Boys who like to take selfies are basically sissies. 37. People who care don’t understand, but people who understand don’t care.

38. The poor students have worked hard, but you are at the bottom of the list for the top students.

39. Life is wonderful, with food, drink and a computer.

40. Wang Shiling gives the impression that she is a rich woman, hehe.

41. Even if you lose all your teeth one day, I can still take you to have fun.

42. Winter is here, and a group of Li Gongjun flies south, sometimes in an S shape, sometimes in a B shape... 43. When I was a child, I was very confused about whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University. Now it seems that I have overthought it.

44. Regardless of whether Kimi is cute or not, it is appropriate to praise him.

45. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

46. ??A female man will have a group of brothers to accompany him, and a cute girl will have a group of boyfriends to accompany her.

47. Invisible things are certainly scary, but isn’t the human heart even more terrifying?

48. Whether a person succeeds in his life or not depends on the memorial service.

49. I have a special liking for people who reply instantly when chatting. Is it okay to reply instantly?

50. There are always thirty days every month when I don’t want to go to school.

51. Before the heirs have finished chasing, the beautiful man attacks again.

52. Children without umbrellas must run hard.