1
You can eat wax gourd, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin, but what melon can't you eat?
Answer: Fool
2
There are six steamed buns in the basin, and each of the six children is given one, but there is still one in the basin. Why?
Answer: The last child took the basin with him
3
Can you turn the ice into water as quickly as possible?
answer: take two points off the word "ice" and it becomes "water".
6
There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word?
answer: this is the word "wrong"
7
Xiaohua is at home, who looks most like her?
Answer: Xiaohua in the mirror
9
What is it that you don't have to fight hard?
Answer: yawn
1
You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't do it together. What is this for?
Answer: Dreaming
11
What must everyone do seriously every day?
Answer: Sleeping
12
Who is always afraid to take a bath
Answer: Clay figurine
14
What car can't move?
answer: windmill
15
which month has 28 days?
There are 28 days in every month
16
Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class?
Answer: It's not as comfortable as bed.
17
What wine can't you drink?
Answer: Iodine
18
What eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten?
answer: I got
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in the exam. What can I type without effort and feel comfortable?
Answer: doze off
2
It takes six hours for the train to go from Beijing to Shanghai. After three hours' exercise, where should the train be?
Answer:
21
When will the clock not run on the train track?
The clock doesn't work.
22
You can't buy any books in the bookstore.
Answer: suicide note
23
What is the narrowest way?
Answer: The road to the enemy is narrow
24
What can't I eat?
Answer: "things" direction
25
Why didn't a person fall from the plane and die?
Answer: The plane is on the ground
26
What is the flower that blooms all year round?
Answer: Plastic Flower
27
What English letters do people like to listen to the most?
Answer: CD
28
Who never sees a doctor when he is sick?
answer: the blind man
29
Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he still look at his classmates frequently?
Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher.
3
Why can't you hammer an egg with a hammer?
Of course the hammer won't break.
61
What if I lose my ID card?
Answer: Pick it up
62
A man walked on a wooden bridge. A tiger came in front of him and a bear came behind him. How did this man get there?
Answer: I fainted.
63
There were two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the guards opened the prison door the next day and found another prisoner inside?
answer: the escaped prisoner's name is "all"
64
Xiaoming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is Daming, the second son is Erming, and what is the third son's name?
Answer: Xiaoming, of course.
65
Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse?
Answer: Run to catch mice
66
What does the elephant's left ear look like?
Answer: What should I do if the needle of the right ear
67
falls into the sea?
Answer: Buy another one
68
There is a man walking on the beach, but he can't see his footprints when he looks back. Why?
Answer: Because he walks backwards
69
It takes a migratory bird an hour to fly from the south to the north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why?
Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour?
7
The manager can't cook, but there is one dish that is particularly good at. What is it?
Answer: Fired
71
Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor and then walked up the stairs. Why?
Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor.
72
A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father. Why?
Answer: Because they are mother-child relationship
73
What word is universal?
Answer: Arabic numerals
74
There is a big, thick book in front of a person, but he can't cross it if he wants to. Do you know why?
Answer: Because the book is in the corner
75
What is the secret of people's longevity?
Keep breathing and don't die
76
When did you see the biggest moon?
Answer:
77
When landing on the moon, who only works one day a year?
Answer: Santa Claus
78
What is better to turn a blind eye?
answer: shoot
79
why does a newborn child only have one left eye?
Answer: People have only one left eye
8
Which tooth came out last?
Answer: Denture
81
There was a fire in the room, but Xiao Ming couldn't open the door. How did he get out later?
Answer: Push the door open
82
Lan Lan isn't sick, but she keeps her mouth open and closed all night?
Answer: She eats melon seeds
83
What's the best way to cheat?
Answer: Does Magic
84
have a box with two sides?
answer: yes! Inside and outside
85
Iron will rust if it is left outside in the open air. What about gold?
answer: it will be stolen
86
throw stones at eggs, why didn't the eggs break?
answer: how can an egg break when you throw a stone with your left hand?
87
How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary?
Answer: What's the difference between the four
88
Superman and Batman?
answer: one underwear wears inside and the other wears outside
89
Who has the worst heart?
Answer: people with gastroenteritis.
9
The guest sent a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But my mother said there were no strawberries at home. Why
Answer: The guest just sent me a painting.
91
What kind of grandfather is he?
Answer: God
92
Two father and son went hunting. They each shot a wild duck, but there were only three. Why?
Answer: Three grandchildren
94
What is green when it is not eaten, red when it is eaten, and black when it is spit out?
Answer: Watermelon
95
Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day?
answer: because: people sleep later than the sun!
96
A wolf got into the sheepfold and wanted to eat the sheep, but why didn't he eat the sheep?
because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!
98
What is the safest ship?
answer: the boat parked at the beach
99
There is a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep come. How many sheep are there in a * *?
answer: it's still a group!
1
What should I do first if I want to turn my dream into reality?
answer: get up.
11
What is the biggest regret of the giant panda in his life?
Answer: No color photos
12
It rained, and everyone was in a hurry to go home, but one person walked slowly (he didn't hold an umbrella). Someone asked him why he didn't hurry home. He said something that made the man faint. What did he say?
Answer: "What's the hurry? Is there rain ahead?"
15
My brother bought 3 bags of rice and my brother bought 2 bags of rice. When they got home, they put the rice in a big bag. How many bags of rice do they have now?
Answer: 1 bag of rice
17
Xiao Wang is a good soldier. When he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: He is aiming at the enemy ~
18
Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met?
answer: Zhuang Zhuang is a sheep
19
There is something that will go up while going up. What is it?
Answer: See-saw
11
Do everything from the beginning.
Answer: Shave your head
112
What is the thing that Hercules can never lift?
Answer: He himself
113 Why does the frog jump higher than the tree
Answer: The tree can't jump
115
A red crab with a length of 8 cm and a black crab with a length of 3 cm compete for running. Who will win?
answer: black crab. Because red crabs are cooked.
116
A marshal is one rank higher than a general. When will a marshal and a general be equal?
answer: playing chess
117
What won't get wet when it falls into the water?
answer: shadow.
118
Xiao Wang is a driver. One day, he had a car accident. When the police arrived, he found a dead man in the car. Xiao Wang did say that it was none of his business. Why?
Answer: Xiao Wang drives a hearse
12
One pig sells 2 yuan, but why can two pigs sell for tens of thousands of RMB?
answer: because it is really rare for a pig with two heads.
121
A man, a boat, a dog, a rabbit and a cabbage are carrying three things to the other side of the river, which two should be delivered first?
Answer: Give the dog and cabbage first
122
Who likes being told to get out of here best
Answer: What do people in prison
123
use to mop the floor cleanest?
Answer: Push
124
Why do people like to climb up?
people become monkeys
125
How did the elephant's long nose grow?
answer: at birth.
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Answer: Because it is a submarine
127
There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which one should I order first?
Answer: Match
128
The elephant in the zoo died. Why did the keeper cry her eyes out?
Because he thought of digging such a big hole, he might be exhausted.
129
Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now?
answer: they have all become people.
13
Xiao Ming keeps talking all day. Why didn't he say a word today?
a: because he went abroad.
131
Why do new socks have two holes?
Answer: Otherwise, how can I sleep in class wearing
132
Xiaodong, but the teacher doesn't talk about him? Why?
Answer: The teacher didn't see
133
Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown?
Answer: The nickname of a cricket
134
What thief can be executed immediately after being caught?
Answer: Squid
135
A caterpillar (with eight feet) walked on a pile of cow dung, only to find that there were only six footprints. Why?
Answer: Cow dung stinks, and two feet hold the nose
136
Why do geese fly south?
Answer: I thought I was walking too slowly, so I flew.
137
There is a bridge that can only weigh 7 kilograms. A man weighs 65 kilograms. He wants to cross the bridge with two balls weighing 2.6 kilograms respectively. How did he cross the bridge without borrowing anything?
Answer: Throw one ball, and when it is about to fall, throw another ball.
138
Usually, Dad washes the dishes at dinner, but why didn't Dad wash the dishes after dinner today?
Answer: I had dinner in a restaurant today.
139
There was a caterpillar crossing the river. There was no bridge in front of it. Ask how it got there.
Answer: It turned into a butterfly and flew over.
14
What animal did you kill but shed your blood?
Answer: Mosquito
141
What will happen when a rusty embroidery needle is thrown into Yunnan Bait Sea at 7: 7: 7 on July 7th, when the moon is in the sky?
answer: I fell to the bottom of the sea
142
Why can't I put a plaster on my tendon?
answer: nerve-racking.
143
The wonderful relationship is on the slope. There are two people pushing the cart. A man came up to him and asked the man in front, "Is that your son in the back?" The man said, "Yes!" He asked the man behind him again, "Is that your father in front?" He said, "No!" Excuse me, what is this relationship?
Answer: What did the mother-child relationship
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break that everyone applauded?
Answer: World Record
145
Why didn't a man get wet when he fell into the sea?
Answer: Because he is bald
146
People don't want anything?
answer: illness.
147
There are ten birds in the forest. Xiao Ming shot and killed one, but the other nine didn't fly away. Why?
Answer: Ostrich
148
What is the biggest shadow you can see every day?
Answer the night, the shadow of the earth
149
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