Funny sentences that sound like nonsense but are actually nonsense (Part 1)

1. When you have finished listening to this thing, you have finished hearing this thing.

2. It’s good, but a bit bad.

3. Jumping from the 18th floor, if there is no accident, there will definitely be an accident.

4. Because you want to read nonsense literature, I share nonsense literature, so you get nonsense literature.

5. Why didn’t you reply to my message? Is it because I didn’t send you a message?

6. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly.

7. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.

8. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

9. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...

10. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you.

11. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.

12. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives.

13. Those who can say such things must be able to say such things.

14. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

15. When you are free, you will naturally be free.

16. Minors are under 18 years old.

17. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days.

18. Young man, you are so good, you are so young at a young age.

19. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to delay everyone for half a minute.

20. As far as I know, I know nothing about this. Funny sentences that sound like nonsense but are actually nonsense (Part 2)

21. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

22. Personally test the most effective sun protection tips - avoid the sun.

23. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How heavy is it? As heavy as Mount Tai.

24. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.

25.1 I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

26. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, which is probably the bright moonlight.

27. One day without seeing you is like another day.

28. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously haven’t done anything.

29. Regardless of the content, I agree.

30. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

31. As long as you make a little progress, you will not make any progress at all.

32. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

33. If it is not successful, it should be a failure.

34. This incident was quite a big deal, and it went viral all over the world. This incident is indeed quite big, but not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think this incident is quite big, but not particularly big, but not small either. Everyone thinks this is a big deal, but I don’t think it’s that big. But if you call it small, it’s not a small matter either.

35. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago.

36. Who would have thought that this 10-year-old boy was only 5 years old 5 years ago

37. Today’s young people are really young compared to the older generation.

38. It’s a good job, but it’s a bit bad.

39. If you eat noodles without garlic, you don’t eat garlic.

40. If this sentence is useful at all, it is not useless at all. Forty Funny Literary Sentences for a Couple Who Talked Nonsense

Funny Literary Sentences for a Couple Who Talked Nonsense (Part 1)

1. One minute on stage, that is 60 seconds on stage.

2. You can know tomorrow’s weather by looking at tomorrow’s weather forecast.

3. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

4. You will know what happens tomorrow.

5. We will know what happens tomorrow.

6. Morning terror! Surveys show that people are only born once in a lifetime

7. Today’s young people are really young compared to the older generation.

8. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously haven’t done anything.

9. Because you want to read bullshit literature, I share bullshit literature, so you get bullshit literature.

10. Three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

11. Don’t eat on an empty stomach, otherwise you will feel full.

12. Sure enough, good-looking people are beautiful.

13. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

14. You look like a smile when you smile.

15. How many minutes you spend reading these words, how many minutes are wasted.

16. Young people, don’t be too young.

17. In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County. The next year, the fifth year of Qingli.

18. If I have a boyfriend, then I don’t need to add the word “if” to this sentence.

19. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

20. People who don’t have a partner should still be single. Funny nonsense literary sentences about couples who talk nonsense (Part 2)

21. Listening to your words is like listening to a conversation.

22. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

23. Research has found that when you are hit on the left side of your face, the right side of your face will not hurt.

24. Why hasn’t my iPhone13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?

25. In fact, it is quite relaxing if you are not tired at work.

26. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

27. One day without seeing you is like another day.

28. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, otherwise you will feel full.

29. When you eat a rice, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.

30. As a person who has been through this, I have come through.

31. If you jump from the tenth floor, if nothing happens, then you should have an accident.

32. If you weren’t stupid, you would be quite smart.

33. I found out I was heavier after eating. It turned out that I weighed myself after I was full.

34. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

35. Luck is all about luck.

36. Do you know. If a person is dead, he will not be hungry.

37. Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me "Be careful when I speak."

38. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...

39. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly.

40.Did you know? You cannot drink freshly boiled water because it will burn your mouth. Funny TikTok sentences that sound reasonable but are actually nonsense

Funny TikTok sentences that sound reasonable but are actually nonsense (Part 1)

1. How old are you this year? object. Yes, it’s true that you are not young anymore. You can wait until you are ready to fall in love to find a partner.

2. Do you know, today is yesterday’s tomorrow.

3. Congratulations! I congratulate you!

4. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

5. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

6. Who would have thought that this 10-year-old boy was only 5 years old 5 years ago

7. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

8. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

9. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.

10. My family lost two cows, one is white, and the other is also white

11. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

12. Trivia: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.

13. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a boy or a girl.

14.Did you know? You cannot drink freshly boiled water because it will burn your mouth.

15. I was awake before I fell asleep.

16. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.

17. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly.

18. Before you lost your mobile phone, you probably didn’t lose it.

19.99% of people don’t know the correct order of skin care, and only 1% of people know the correct order of skin care.

20. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives. Funny TikTok sentences that sound reasonable but are actually nonsense (Part 2)

21. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.

22. You are so good-looking, especially your eyes, one or two, no more, no less.

23. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.

24. If you are my sister, we are sisters. For every sixty seconds a person breathes, one minute is lost from his or her life.

25. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

26. Did you know that the person who saw this nonsense quote is reading this copy right now.

27. When you look for something, you may find it or you may not find it.

28. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

29. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

30. As for being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

31. The pattern of stocks has been found. It either rises or falls.

32. Three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

33. If you are willing to take the time to get to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

34. This hand is as big as a palm.

35. If you eat noodles without garlic, you don’t eat garlic.

36. Because you want to read bullshit literature, I share bullshit literature, so you get bullshit literature.

37. It’s pretty, but a little ugly. But it’s also pretty. Unfortunately, it’s ugly to me. It’s just that it’s so pretty that it doesn’t reflect the ugly feeling, so it’s a little bit better-looking than it is. It’s ugly, but overall it’s pretty. The only flaw is that it’s a bit ugly, but that doesn’t affect its beauty.

38. I will definitely remember your kindness before I forget it.

39. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all. A selection of serious nonsense literary quotations from the Eight Classics that make you laugh when you hear them on TikTok

A selection of serious literary quotations from the Eight Classics that make you laugh when you hear them on TikTok

1. Women are all Like to look beautiful.

2. Even if the King of Heaven comes, it is the King of Heaven who comes.

3. Did you know that kiwi fruit tastes like kiwi fruit?

4. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

5. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

6. Apart from your strengths, you have all your weaknesses

7. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here? I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.

8. This is my father, and I am his son.

9. There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, so I won’t say it.

10. Did you know that people need to breathe to live?

11. I found that I was heavier after eating. It turned out that I was full.

12. I woke up and found that I woke up.

13.11 Regardless of the content, I totally agree with what you said.

14. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, otherwise you will be very full.

15. As far as I know I know nothing.

16. You look like you are sick and you are not cured.

17. Morning terror! Surveys show that people are only born once in a lifetime

18. If you want to say that, you can’t say that.

19. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago.

20. You can only win, but you can’t win. Part 2 of the serious nonsense literary quotations that make you laugh when you listen to Douyin

21. Did you know that you can walk once you step your left leg and your right leg again

22. The last time I said this was the last time.

23. Those who are not asleep now must still be awake.

24. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

25. I usually get very angry in extremely angry situations.

26. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

27. Do you know? You cannot drink freshly boiled water because it will burn your mouth.

28. If you are willing to take the time to get to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

29. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.

30. I discovered that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

31. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

32. When you are free, you will naturally be free.

33. A truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

34. I’ll keep my story short, but it’s a long story.

35. When you read this article, you must be reading it.

36. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

37. You are so good-looking, especially your eyes, one or two, no more, no less.

38. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good at it.

39. The last time I saw a video like this was the last time.

40. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all. 2022 Funny Nonsense Literary Copywriting Short Sentences (general 40 sentences)

2022 Funny Nonsense Literary Copywriting Short Sentences (Part 1)

1. The deceased was not injured.

2. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

3. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly.

4. If I guessed correctly, then I must have guessed correctly.

5. If you have crossed the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

6.. Those who haven’t gone to bed so late must still be awake.

7. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.

8. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all.

9. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.

10. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.

11. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.

12. You look like you are ill and have not been cured.

13. Before you found a girlfriend, you probably didn’t have a girlfriend.

14. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you be a truly dreamy person.

15. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

16.99% of people don’t know the correct order of skin care, and only 1% of people know the correct order of skin care.

17. It’s not just nonsense, it’s simply nonsense.

18. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

19. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.

20. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to delay everyone for half a minute. 2022 Funny Nonsense Literary Copywriting Sentences (Part 2)

21. You say this and this and this, it’s like talking.

22. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

23. When you look for something, you may find it or you may not find it.

24. My family lost two cows. One is white and the other is also white.

25. There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, so I won’t say it. .

26. I will definitely live until death.

27. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

28. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now.

29. If you fall from a hundred floors, there will be an accident.

30. It’s pretty, but a little ugly. But it’s also pretty. Unfortunately, it’s ugly to me. It’s just so pretty that it doesn’t show the ugly feeling, so it’s a little bit better-looking than it is. It’s ugly, but overall it’s pretty. The only drawback is that it’s a bit ugly, but that doesn’t affect its beauty.

31. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

32. It’s good, but a bit bad.

33. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, people should understand, I understand what you understand.

34. You are also a sensible person, you understand what I understand.

35. It’s been half a lifetime since I left, and half my life has passed since I returned.

36. If you weren’t ugly, you would still be pretty.

37. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

38. When there are three people walking together, there must be three people.

39. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter.

40. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, Zhou Yu was the one who hit, and Huang Gai was the one who was beaten. How to use nonsense literature to express speechless mood sentences (general 40 sentences)

How to use nonsense literature to express speechless mood sentences Part 1

1. Delicious food is particularly delicious.

2. Add some black and white sesame seeds.

3. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.

4. If heaven is sentimental, then heaven is sentimental, and the right way in the world is the right way.

5. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

6. If there is no accident, then there should be an accident.

7. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

8. I woke up and found that I woke up.

9. It’s not just nonsense, it’s simply nonsense.

10. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you be a truly dreamy person.

11. When I discover, I have discovered.

12. If you eat noodles without garlic, you don’t eat garlic.

13. If what you say is good, it should be right.

14. Before it dies, it should be alive.

15. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.

16.Did you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.

17. If I have a boyfriend, then there is no need to add the word "if" to this sentence.

18. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when you drink hot water.

19. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

20. Before you lost your mobile phone, you probably didn’t lose it. How to Use Nonsense Literature to Express Speechless Feelings Sentences Part 2

21. What is better than ten years of reading? Read books for eleven years.

22. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

23. If you want to say this, you can’t say this.

24. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

25. Regardless of the content, I agree.

26. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days.

27. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly.

28. When you look for something, you may find it or you may not find it.

29. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

30. If you don’t click on it, you can’t click on it.

31. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

32. Why hasn’t my iPhone13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?

33. This pig was alive before it died.

34. The milk I drank smelled like milk.

35. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously haven’t done anything.

36. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good at it.

37. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter.

38. I have never failed in this matter.

39. I’m pretty good when I’m not cooking.

40. After eating, I found that I was heavier. It turned out that I was full. Funny literary copywriting about nonsense that Tik Tok said but didn’t say yet (general 40 sentences)

Funny literary copy about nonsense that Tik Tok said but didn’t say yet (Part 1)

1. I am not calm except All the time, very calm.

2. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

3. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.

4. I have never failed in this matter.

5. Listening to your words is like listening to your words.

6. Research has found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who do not eat eggs.

7. A minute was lost before 60 seconds passed.

8. The young man has really good looks, outstanding temperament and full of charm, especially his eyes, no more, no less, exactly two.

9. Crabs are still alive before they die.

10. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t make any sense at all.

11. Look, the man in front seems to be alone.

12. Jumping from the 18th floor, if there is no accident, there will definitely be an accident.

13. I pretended to work for the boss, and the boss pretended to pay my salary

14. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.

15. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

16. If I can understand it, I won’t be able to understand it.

17. It was alive before it died.

18. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

19. Congratulations! I congratulate you!

20. If what you say is good, it should be right. Literary funny copywriting of nonsense that Tik Tok said but didn’t say (Part 2)

21. You can only win, but you can’t win.

22. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more per day than not drinking milk.

23. If you can see things, it means you are not blind.

24. I can make men listen to me in just three sentences.

25. You are alive as long as you are not dead.

26. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back.

27. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to delay everyone for half a minute.

28. Regarding this matter, I will simply say a few words, as long as you understand it. In short, this matter is the situation now. In detail, everyone can see it, and you can also say a few words. , maybe you don’t understand it very well, but that’s what it means. If you don’t know, you don’t have to guess. I’ve seen this kind of thing a lot. I just want to say that everyone who understands understands it. I won’t explain it to those who don’t understand. After all, Just know it yourself and savor it carefully.

29. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.

30. I woke up and found that I woke up.

31. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter.

32. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.

33. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

34. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

35. As long as what you say makes sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

36. Everyone who is awake now should not be asleep yet.

37. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

38. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

39. When I don’t speak, it means I don’t speak.

40. Don’t eat breakfast on an empty stomach.