2* On the battlefield 0/0 km away from the supply station/KLOC-0, the whole army cooked spaghetti because of hunger, and then the whole army was easily captured by the enemy …
3* The fighting will stop at lunch time, and after eating pasta, you will hide behind the front line in frustration. ...
Italian military uniform is a gentleman's clothes, and 30 million tons of black tea have been bought all over the world. On the packaging of a famous Italian red wine, there is a slogan "You are not afraid to fight if you are drunk". Among the materials seized by the enemy, red wine is more than ammunition.
5* Captives captured in Italy can eat luxury packages every day ... A British pilot was captured by Italy and put into a prisoner of war concentration camp. That night, he got his own dinner in prison. From appetizers to macaroni and meat, and even the last fruit and red wine, they are well-equipped, luxurious and unnatural.
"This is the so-called last supper ..."
The next morning, a senior general appeared in front of him: "Yesterday, we made a small mistake and provided you with dinner as a general soldier." This is definitely not intentional abuse of prisoners. Can you forgive the wrong guard for me? "
6* A prison camp in Italy escaped from prison. Because there was no pasta to eat, they took pasta to another prison camp. Later, the former prison camp assured them that pasta would be provided, so they went back. ...
7* The German army received a rescue request from Italy in the desert and sent a squadron of troops to the rescue. When they met Italy, they found each other boiling macaroni with precious water. ...
1* declared war on the allies before thinking about the battle plan. ...
2* Italy once thought Jiaotang would not be attacked by the enemy because it couldn't find a warehouse suitable for placing ammunition, and piled more than 100 tons of ammunition in Sannazaro Jiaotang in the center of the city. As a result, the minaret of Jiaotang was struck by lightning ... and the city was instantly destroyed by the big bang. ...
3* Investigation on the causes of fuel shortage at the airport found that there was no fuel management department. ...
4* A fighter plane adopted an advanced sealed cabin design. However, because some pilots complained that they could not feel the wind, they resumed the open design. Therefore, until the end of World War II, Italy did not develop high-speed fighters. ...
In order to keep the battlefield clean, the gun designer invented a machine gun that can bounce off the cartridge plug ... (Italy waved a white flag: I love environmental protection! ! )
6* Grenade is of poor quality. I don't know if it will explode when I throw it out, but it may explode just when I let my guard down. ...
There is no radio on the plane.
8* In order to build a diving force, the Italian Navy commissioned a precision machinery development factory to manufacture waterproof watches. As a result, the finished product didn't even leave room for the pointer to rotate, and it was ridiculously heavy. The only function of this invention is to provide other manufacturers with inspiration for waterproof watches.
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Stinky egg 130 Wake up the brick of work 7 The third time about combat effectiveness
1* Because the national consciousness is too weak, destroyers and submarines with few people are more active than warships.
2* Cannons and machine guns can't beat the natives with bows and arrows. Only Italy can beat wooden boats with steel boats.
3* against the Italian army, the enemy's morale will rise; Italy's responsible front will be broken; A general who defeated Italy twice in a row will be laughed at.
Almost lost to Ethiopia, he was going to poison gas ... The story that France was attacked before surrender is also well known. ...
5* When American troops landed in Italy and confronted Italy, they felt that Italians had no will to fight, so they deliberately weakened their attack. When a German reconnaissance plane flew over the battlefield to investigate, the Italian army commander thought his face was too embarrassed and ordered him to pretend to fight, and the American army did not respond enthusiastically. This battle was discovered by the German reconnaissance plane, and he sighed with emotion: "Awesome! The Italians stopped the American attack! " (God)
Then German reinforcements arrived and started a real fierce battle.
6* At night in Italy, there is a saying that "if we fall asleep, the other party must also fall asleep, so that we won't be attacked", and finally it was attacked by the British army.
7* losing two games in a row is "how boring the war is!" Let's go back to pick up girls. "
8* The submarine named after the great scientist Galileo failed in the confrontation with the British armed fishing boat and was captured by the other side. When Galileo launched an attack on the other side, it was attacked by a fishing boat that was not equipped with a light sight (note: it was a fishing boat! ) played continuously and finally surrendered because the captain was injured.
9 *1On June 30th, 940, the Italian Governor in Libya, Marshal Barbo, was shot down by Italy's own anti-aircraft gun over the bloody sand. In order to cover up the tragedy, the Italians announced that the marshal had been killed in an air battle with the British.
Shot his marshal by mistake with an anti-aircraft gun, making him the highest-ranking soldier who was accidentally injured in World War II. ...
10* 1943 the allied forces landed in Italy, and there was a battlefield where the allied forces fought fiercely all morning without any casualties. The only loss was that his plane threw the airborne troops into the sea (using the sandbar as a beach).
1 1* Italy attacked Greece in World War II, but Italian soldiers unanimously said that we could not attack because Greece had Finnish troops (Finnish soldiers beat the Soviets badly in the winter war in Sufen). Mussolini then asked Finland to withdraw its troops from Greece. After investigation in Finland, it was found that only three Finnish soldiers and three officers were volunteers in Greece, so he replied to Mussolini that the so-called army had only six volunteers. Mussolini was very angry and sent a telegram to Finland: I mean these people!
In the 12* landing war in Salara, the allies did not encounter any resistance at the beachhead position. According to the report of the army correspondent, the strongest resistance the Allies encountered at the beachhead position came from a jaguar that escaped from the local zoo because of bombing, and it bit two American soldiers.
13* During the siege of Topology Luke, Rommel patrolled the position early in the morning and found that the defense area of an elite Italian musket click camp was empty, only a chicken feather.
14* When Italy was defeated by Greece, the French erected a road sign on the Italian-French border: Greeks, stop, this is already France.
15* Rommel was shelled by the allied forces when he inspected the Italian trenches on the front line in North Africa. The Italian immediately fell to the ground, praying "Oh, Oh, Maria!" " "
Rommel said this to the Italian commander: "Tell them to stop praying and start fighting back. That's all I want to say. "
In a battle in 1* North Africa, several British tanks charged at Italian anti-tank gun positions. At first, Italy shot back, but after two or three minutes, it suddenly stopped and waved a white flag and surrendered ... Afterwards, the British asked why, and the Italian replied confidently: the ammunition box was not opened with a crowbar. ...
2* American troops bombed two small islands in front of Sardinia, where more than 10,000 Italians were stationed, but in the end, more than 40 Italians were killed by allied bombing, and Italy accepted the surrender of American pilots.
The 3 * 5,000-strong Italian army met a roadblock set up by a British company and disarmed on the spot.
4* In Yugoslavia, a German officer captured by guerrillas was very surprised and asked, "Where did you get the anti-tank gun?" When the guerrillas told him that they had taken it from their ally, the Italians, he was very excited: "Alas! These lovely Italians.
5* When Churchill called to ask how many Italians auchinleck, the British commander, had captured, auchinleck proudly said, "I can't count them, about five acres of officers and two hundred acres of soldiers."
6* On the battlefield in North Africa, the British army led 25 people to fight with the 10000 Italian army in World War I, and captured more than 8,000 people.
In the 7* Sicily campaign, the US military dropped "cannonball leaflets", which said that these leaflets can be used as "surrender certificates", and you can take them to the allied rear to get food and get safety.
The next morning, a group of Italians came running, each holding a leaflet. Someone asked nervously, "Is this a certificate of surrender?" After receiving a positive reply, they all happily handed over their weapons. On the third and fourth days ... dozens of people at first, and then hundreds of people came running with leaflets. Once, after two Italian soldiers surrendered with leaflets, they told the US military that more than 60 people in their company wanted to surrender but were afraid to come because there was no "surrender book", so the US military immediately sent people with "surrender books" to bring all these people. On another occasion, an Italian soldier made a special trip to ask for another leaflet so that his brother could come and surrender.
8* In North Africa, the British army accepted the surrender of a group of Italian soldiers with guns. Because the British army was too busy collecting trophies to manage Italian prisoners, they shouted at them, "Don't make any noise! Go there! " Then continue to collect trophies everywhere. In the case of no choice, in order to find the British army, the prisoners of war had to walk around with guns. There are also too many prisoners of war, and it is too late for the British to build a prison camp. Just let the quartermaster give the raw materials to the Italian prisoners of war, let them build a prison camp and lock themselves up.
At the end of World War II, prisoners from Germany, Italy and Japan were held in concentration camps in Austria. The Germans organized themselves to dig a hole to escape from the bomb shelter, the Japanese organized themselves to commit suicide by caesarean section, and the Italians cooperated even when the gate of the concentration camp was not closed, and occasionally went out to harass the lovely girl.