(played by Yan Ni)

Popularity index: ★★★★★

Archetype: Jin Xieyu "New Dragon Inn"

Occupation: Tongfu Inn inn inn innkeeper

Specialty: stingy

Birthday: the eldest lady of the Dragon Gate Dart Bureau (with a brother, a father and a mother)

Hobbies: money, Bai Zhan Tang, Mo Xiao Bei

Ideal: Marry Bai and have a son

Catchphrase: (in Shaanxi) "Oh my God"

Hidden occupation: Wife of the former head of Hengshan sect (husband is dead)

Weapon: Smile

Special skill: Throwing winks

Quotes: (in Shaanxi) "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have married here, I should not marry here, my husband would not have died," said the woman, who is a member of the Hengshan sect.

Nemesis: Bai Zhan Tang

Bai Zhan Tang

(played by Sha Yi)

Popularity index: ★★★★

Archetype: Bai Zhan Tang = Bai Yu Tang (Jin Mao) + Zhan Zhao (South) + Zhan Zhao (Southern Warrior) "The Seven Heroes

Occupation: Tong Fu Inn Runner

Specialty: Cowardice

Origin: Sunflower Sect (with a mother, Bai Sanniang, as a secret envoy of Department Six)

Interests: money, Tong Xiangyu, exoneration gold medals

Ideal: to clean up the case, to be an ordinary person

Mantra: find some ah

Weapons: Finger, Eye

Skills: Sunflower Pointing Hand, Sunflower Undoing Hand

Quotes: Alas, the body of the young master runs the life of the hall!

Nemesis: Tong Xiangyu, Yamen

Guo Furong

(played by Yao Chen)

Popularity index: ★★★★

Archetype: Guo Furong=Guo Fu+Huang Rong "Divine Eagles Couples"

Occupation: handyman of the Tongfu Inn

Specialties: bullying (limited to those whose martial arts skills are lower than his own)

Birthplace. Daughter of Guo Juwen (with father, mother, sister and elder brother)

Hobbies: Lv Xiu Cai, Fighting

Ideal: To become a warrior warrior

Mantra: Say it again and I'll line you up

Hidden Profession: Female and male fighters (have been separated from each other)

Weapons: Palm, Eyes

Special Skills: Striking Palm's "Mountain and Sea Row" (only know this one move)

Technique: Stunning Palm's "Sea and Sea" (only know this one move) < /p>

Quote: The world is so wonderful and I'm so cranky, that's not good, that's not good.

Nemesis: Lv Xiu Cai, Tong Xiang Yu, Bai Zhan Tang

Lv Light Hou

(played by Yu En Tai)

Popularity index: ★★★★★

Archetype: Lv Light Hou = Zuo Light Hou "The Legend of Chor Liuxiang"

Occupation: Tong Fu Inn bookkeeper

Specialties: being bullied, jealousy, accounting, tugging at the paper

Birthplace: the governor's house. : three generations of his ancestors were governors (but he himself failed the exams)

Hobbies: reading, Guo Furong

Ideal: to become a luzhi

Mantra: Zi once said

Hidden Profession: Guanzhong Warrior (the first Guanzhong Warrior in the history of the world who can't do martial arts)

Weapon: Mouth

Special Skill: Writing martial arts novels (but sadly, they have never been

Quotes: Shakespeare said, "While there is life, there is hope".

Nemesis: Guo Furong

Li Dazui

(played by Jiang Chao)

Popularity index: ★★★★★

Archetype: "The Greatest Generation of Pride" Li Dazui + fast-talking Li Cuilian

Occupation: chef at the Tongfu Inn

Specialties: big mouth, cooking

Birthday: the nephew of a magistrate

Hobbies: Cooking, Yang Hui Lan or Wushuang

Ideal: Aspire to be a warrior or a man of letters

Mantra: I was born to be a cook, being a constable is not my pursuit. (Northeastern accent)

Nemesis: Yang Huilan

Top Ten Funny Lines

1. Lv Xiu Cai: The clear wind and bright moon tickle my heart, but it's better to pick my heart! (Ask the boss's wife) What other words?

The boss's wife: Steal my heart!

Lv Xiu Cai: Right! The wind and the moon are stealing my heart!

2. God of Thieves: Are you such a thief? Stealing things and helping people clean up the house.

The Stealing Saint (white): Can you not clean it up? People want to follow the footprints and chase them?

The God of Thieves: If you play for a few days, you will send them back after you got the stuff?

The Stealing Saint: How can you not send it back? You're not in a hurry to lose something!

3. Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat rice!

Li Dazui: That's because you have a heavy mouth!

Li Dazui's mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have traveled!

Li Dazui: That's because I'm lazy!

4. Guo Furong praised Sheriff Xing: He is really a bully in the Seven Heroes Town!

Li Dazui: Who is that mom?

5. Boss's wife: A woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him for the rest of her life.

Guo Furong: Why not him serve me all my life?

The boss's wife: know why you can't get married.

6. (Teaching painting) Teacher: This is Li Kui?

Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei.

Teacher: Oh, and this one?

Mo Xiaobei: Yue Fei.

Teacher: How about this one?

Mo Xiaobei: Wang Fei.

Crowd: What does Wang Fei do?

A mass actor: singing!

7. Lao Bai: go, the whole book "Norwegian Wood" to see.

Showman: Come on, what era is this, where there are so petty books to read.

Lao Bai: No you will not write ah?

8. Xiu Cai: Zi once said, "It is not polite to come and not go."

Big Mouth: oh, so you molested her?

9. Xiu Cai: Why don't you let me write Chinese New Year couplets.

The boss's wife: your words are too dry and thin to be festive, save them for the Ching Ming Festival.

10. Boss lady: what is your goal?

Guo Furong: To be a heroine of the world.

The boss lady: so far mention it what to do, say a close.

Guo Furong: increase wages.

Boss: This is farther than the previous one.

Mild anger

The **** same characteristics: when hearing this kind of sentence, the usual reaction is an itchy tooth...

1, big mouth: what's wrong with me and I said the wrong thing?

Reason for the list: he already said the wrong thing...

2, Xiaoliu: what's wrong how, and I did not say wrong, is not ......

Listed reasons: the head of the catcher is really different, people do not even think that their own wrong...

3, Bei: sister-in-law ~ ~ ~ ~ son of ~~~~

Reason for the list: said this when this little Ni certainly made a mistake ...

4, Hu Shuniang: Langjun ah ．．．．．． You are not hungry panic ah, hungry panic on the ten niang speak; ten niang to you to make noodle soup, ten niang to you to make noodle soup ......

Reason for the list: listen to the easy to have internal injuries ...

5, big mouth: then why not call the same difficulty?

Reason for listing: This is purely not long for the heart (but the big mouth is also cute here ah)

6, Zhan Tang: the final interpretation of the organizers / where the sponsor's chicken directly into the final!

Reason for being on the list: defrauding the masses! Luckily, there was no 315 at that time

7, Xiu Cai: Zi once said ......

Reason for being on the list: although it has been a great success but the frequency is also a little too high (but Xiu Cai is also lovely here ah)....

8, Xiangyu: feelings to feelings, business to business!

Reason for the list: although a little excessive, but ...... that is the truth

Moderate anger

Features: let a person gnash his teeth and rub his fists, and can not wait to row the mountains of ...

1, Zhan Tang: brother is not happy here ... (reach out and hug Sai Wolchan)

Reason for the list: say it! Do you want to die or do you want to die?

2, Bao Daren: I have another request, although excessive, before I die, can you suffer to be my sixteen aunts?

Reason for being on the list: it is really very excessive ah

3, Xiaoliu: you come over ah, hum, I will burn it ......

Reason for being on the list: the evidence ......... ......... ah just gone

4, Simpson: this I LOVE YOU ah is the meaning of you eat it ...

Reason for being on the list: fake foreign devils, despise him for a minute!

5, white Sanniang: I want to drink soybean milk (seems to be the meaning of this)

Xiangyu: I'm going to lead the donkey ......

Sanniang: you come to the right to lead the donkey to do what I have to feed him how many things ...

Reason for the list: Dare to Xiangyu is not as good as the donkey's Treatment is high it ......

Heavy anger chapter

Traits: let a person have the urge to smash the TV, rows of mountains and seas sunflower point does not die of your anger, the volcano eruption...

Extreme Anger #3:

Kim Xiangyu: 25% ......50% ......75% ......100%... ...

Reason for being on the list: my thought when I saw this was, I'll fight you...!

Extreme anger second place:

Selection, a series of:

1, Flora: you do not with her general understanding Oh our shopkeeper's usually like this .

Reason for being on the list: turn around and clean you up ...!

2, Zhan Tang: you two have the same name on the last name is not the same as a gold and a copper ...... ah mom ah pinch me to do what ah!

Reason for the list: I see the pinch is light!

3, big mouth: aiya shopkeeper will also use idioms ...

Reason for the list: how to have a beautiful woman are excited into this ...!

Extreme anger first place:

Scene -

White: I was a whim to give everyone a boost ...

Ton: Happy now? Flip one for me, I haven't seen ......

White: no flip no flip!

Kim: flip a, flip a well

White (laughs, stands up): flip a

Reason for the list: I haven't really seen such a celebration of people's birthdays....

"Who can't take a knife in the river? White camel mountain bone powder, internal and external use have miraculous effect. Been knife coated with a packet, still want to get a second knife, flashed waist to eat a packet, live to two hundred does not show old. White camel mountain strong bone powder, the powder of youth, the powder of friendship, Huashan Jian designated nutrients, the town's major pharmacy medical hall are on sale, when you buy, please recognize the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark, quack, quack ......"

Each go back to their own homes, and each look for their own mothers!

"To the top of the mountain only now, the wrong road and the right road is so few steps away"

"Sometimes catching a thief is so simple"

Lv Xiu Cai: I stabbed you with a sword and you said four words, I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. 36,000 words, why?

Guo Furong: ......

Lv Xiu Cai: When I stabbed you with the first sword you said "Warrior spare your life", when I stabbed you with the second sword you said "36,000 words"!

"Being a man with his tail between his legs is called being a warrior"

"Don't steam the buns and fight for your breath!"

The camera zooms in for a close-up of the two men pulling each other's hair, slapping and biting each other, all the while shouting at each other, "Let go, let go! You let go first! You first!"

"Beauty is not discounted"

The sister is called Beauty, the sister is called Discount

The people inside listen, hand over the stinky tofu and release the hostages!!!!

"Ah, my blazing biceps ah~~~ !!!"

Ten Niang sang: are you hungry ~~~~~

Bai Zhan Tang heard the seven orifices bleeding ............

It really makes people laugh and crawl

The boss's wife is puzzled ING about Li Dazui's hunger strike: "Usually you eat when you are not hungry, and now you are not hungry even if you don't eat for two days?"

Mo Xiaobei: You just let me die!

The boss's wife: want to die? Wait until you finish your studies!

If God gives me another chance, I will say three words to you:....... Less salt!!!!

Mi: what are you

Roadman: a penny

Mi: do you know what day today is?

The passer-by: ......

Xiaomi: Today is the fifteenth, the first fifteen is beggar's day off, here you go.

The next day, millet and met the passer-by

millet: return my money

passer-by: you are not do not want

millet: yesterday is the fifteenth, today is the sixteenth I go to work

(to that effect, I was laughing over)

And millet: beggars are also dignified

Lv Xiu Cai practiced to Guo Furong debt collection

Siu Kwok, how have you been? If you have any difficulties, just say so,

If you don't have any difficulties, you should say so even if you are making difficulties~!

With the play's catchphrase: "My God" (my god)

It's a good thing I'm not a big fan of the play's catchphrase! (my god)

Xing praised the next door Yi Hong Lou (the name does not look like a restaurant) good,

Xing: they hired a *** chef;

Boss: we hired a chef from the Yellow Crane Tower

Xing looked at the boss lady,

Boss lady: Oh, dishwashing is a serious handicraft~! ~! (ps: Li Dazui used to be a dishwasher at the Yellow Crane House)

Xing shou tou: people's wine is authentic daughter red (can't remember)

Boss's wife: our wine is self-expurgated **, ........., and by the way the water doesn't go to your head when you drink it ~~! ~1

Xing sheriff: people invited the famous big bowl to sing **

Boss's wife: we also have Lotus Flower Drops here, (shouted) millet, to a section,

Millet (beggar outside the door): is eating it, no time ~! ~!

The wine is Xinghuacun Fenjiu

Not the dishwasher, it is the Yellow Crane House dishwasher.

Hungry God! (Boss's wife)

My son! (Lv Qinghou)

Are you sure as well as sure? (Guo Furong)

I don't deny denying as well as denying (Lu Qinghou)

Small Guo: I don't know how to sing.

It's okay, Brother Cui isn't here, you can fake sing ~~~

"Du Shi Niang" ah! The lyrics are as follows, but the tune is more mournful and not as funny as yesterday's haha

Du Shiniang~

Under the lonely light of the night

I'm sitting alone in the cabin

Inside the cabin there's me, Du Shiniang

Waiting for my groom

Suddenly, I heard someone calling Du Shiniang outside the window

Handholding onto the windowpane, I looked around

How can I help?

How come I don't see my husband

Ah~~~

My husband

Are you hungry

If you are hungry

Tell my Ten Niang

Ten Niang, I'll make you some noodle soup

My husband

If you're freezing

If you're freezing

If you're freezing

If you're freezing

If you're freezing

If you're freezing

If you're freezing

Tell my Ten Niang

I'll make you clothes

Ah~~~

Langjun

Are you bored

If you're bored

Tell my Ten Niang

I'll make you clothes

If you're bored

I'll relieve you of your sorrows

Langjun

If you're thinking of your father or your mother

If you're thinking of your father or your mother

If you're thinking of your father or your mother

If you're thinking of my father or my mother

Tell my Ten Mothers

Ten Mothers, I'll go home with you

Ah~~~

Long Master

Are you sleepy

If you are sleepy

Tell my Ten Mothers

Ten Mothers, I'll help you to the bamboo bed

Ten Mothers, Du Ten Mothers

With the treasure chest in my hand

The Ten Mothers, Du Ten Mothers

Holding the treasure chest in my hand

It is a treasure chest.

The treasure chest

Throw yourself into the Yangtze River

Never again will I see my husband

Ah~~~

Langjun~

Are you hungry

If you are hungry

Tell my Ten Niang

Ten Niang, I'll make you some noodle soup

Later, the shopkeeper also sang.

If you are hungry

Tell me Xiangyu

Sheungyu, I'll make you fat sausage .......

If you can tolerate raw food, you can't tolerate cooked food.........

Guo Furong likes to talk with her voice:

You have wasted my love for you...... piece of love...... piece of love.... A slice of friendship .... A piece of friendship .... A piece of friendship ...... Friendship ......

Guo Furong; before hair has yellow and open *~~ since used Li Dazui grinding incense oil ．．．．．．．．．．

Hahahahaha

And : I'm good and you're good and everyone's good

Bai Zhan Tang: "Low key! Low key!!!"

Good night Sorry

Good night Please come in

Good night Goodbye

Furong and Xiu Cai PK that burst of power:

Furong: Suppose I three palms can shoot you to death, and every time you shoot a palm, you screamed "Warrior spare your life!

Furong: Suppose I can slap you to death in three slaps, and with each slap you scream out "spare me my life", then may I ask: how many words will you say before you die?

Showman: I refuse to answer that question.

Furong: That counts as an automatic abstention.

Shoucai: scream 3 times, 4 words each time, 12 words a ****.

Furu: Wrong! It's 9 words!

Showtime: why?

Furong: the first palm down, "Lady Warrior spare your life", four words; the second palm down, "Lady Warrior spare your life", eight words; the third palm down, immediately dead, you only said a word "ah! ", 8 + 1 = 9. hahahahaha ......

The theft saint white jade soup gave a note to the policewoman, which reads "I want to steal your heart"

The policewoman's heart was hot, the note slipped from her hand, and happened to fall to the bottom. The note slipped out of her hand and fell into the hands of the criminal Yusen, who was checking the night below, and he immediately yelled 。。。。 It's not good~~~ White Jade Soup is going to eat people 。。。。。。。。。。。 Laughing over!

Ten Niang, in order to stay, gave Tong a hundred taels of silver, the guys despised Tong

The guys were outraged: "A hundred taels of silver for you to get rid of ah!"

Tong shopkeeper: "I look at the Jian silver beat the head of the law to faint ...... I this is not to see the money eye to eye a ~ ~ ~ ~"

Tong shopkeeper: "too yes ！！！！！ "

Tong shopkeeper: "......"

Group: "You say you are not shy, ah ~ ~ ~"

Tong shopkeeper bowed his head: "Shy ............ (then looks up and smiles) Shy, and happy ~~"

Lao Xing's self-hypnosis:

This is not clear soup noodles ...... This is not clear soup noodles ...... This is not clear soup noodles ......

This is eel noodles ......This is Shredded Eel Noodles ...... This is Shredded Eel Noodles ......

This is not small pickles, this is not small pickles, this is not small pickles ......

This is Slipped Fatty Sausage, this is Slipped Fatty sausage, this is fatty sausage ......

(and then bite)

Who slipped this fatty sausage? Why is it so salty and crispy?

Yesterday, I watched a robbery scene, robbing the bowl of the beggar

Q: Why did you rob him?

Answer: Is there anyone else on the street at this hour of the night

Q: Why did you snatch his bowl

Answer: Is there anything else

Bai Zhanyang and Xiaoguo jointly stole the ring, and the criminal investigator had to search the pawnshop, antique store and grocery store

Siaoguo: How can you say that there is no such thing?

The criminal police chief: then search the greenhouse?

Small Guo: How is it still not there?

刑捕头：（心情重重地）亲娘来，影响仕途哇!

Pointing to the hoof of the cow, the hand folded.

The dragon is dragon, is a monster cloud.

"I am illiterate I am afraid of who."

Zhan Tang: acting school? Say I'm an acting school?! This is not cursing!!! I am an idolater!!!

Hengshan faction infighting, I heard because the head of the newlyweds to use public funds to build a house ....

Corruption ah how ....

Dazui: "Where can I find a bird's nest?"

Zhantang: "If you can't find bird's nests, find pig's nests, there's plenty to go around...."

Xing: Where is the scene? The body is where? The evidence and material evidence of the temporary residence permit .... ==!

Lv Xiu Cai:What can I do?

The boss's wife looked at him and said: just stay alive.

Then pointed to the counter and said, Stand there and don't move.

Lv Xiu Cai: Why?

The boss's wife: to save energy, eat less for dinner.

Lv Xucai immediately ran in front of the counter, expressionless and motionless.

And today, Old Bai and the criminal constable, the two pose cool.

Lao Bai: "Where's your knife?"

The criminal constable: "No knife in my hand, but a knife in my heart."

Lao Bai: "Wrong, the highest state is no knife in the hand, and no knife in the heart."

The two men then pulled apart - rock-paper-scissors!

The criminal constable loses and protests: "Didn't you say there is no sword in your hand and no sword in your heart?"

Lao Bai: "That's right, I'm a scissors, not a knife!"

Bai Zhan Tang's hair shaking action is too funny

Water Margin. Water Xu.

--- You are not illiterate, you at least know the word "illiterate".

The criminal arresting officer heard that the lost chicken came back, full of frustration, bowed his head and said: mother of God, ah, did a wrong case, affecting the career.

The boss's wife said to the head of the criminal investigation: "I'm convinced that you, I respect you, my heart worships you.

"Only when I reached the top of the mountain did I realize that the wrong road and the right road are just a few steps away. let him read the words on your back before he dies!

(Four words on the back: Good man spare his life)

Dazui: Boss, you don't know, her face, the change is so fast, the acting skill is so high, among the people I've seen in my life, only Ching-hsia and Man-yu can compete with it"

Zhantang: That's because she is not good enough to play well, Ching-hsia and Man-yu are superb.........."

This is a very important part of the story of the "The Greatest Showman in the World".

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