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Seeking funny couplets
Rome was not built in a day

if you are out to condemn sb, you can always trump up a charge; he who has a mind to beat his dog will easily find his stick; give a dog a bad name and hang him; if you want a pretence to whip a dog, say that he ate up the frying-pan

The first part: boys and girls are poor scholars, endless!

Part two: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part!

Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life

The first part: doctoral students, graduate students and undergraduates, endless!

Downward: last session, this session, next session, next session unemployed!

Horizontal criticism: willing to study and admit defeat

The first part: Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang and Jiang Jiang can all vote!

Downward: experimental building, teaching building, dormitory building, building can jump!

Horizontal approval: unprecedented

Part I: Love your country, your family and your sister.

Part II: Fire Prevention, Theft Prevention and Senior Brother

Horizontal criticism: freedom of love

The first part: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.

Part one: Look behind, there are thousands of troops and horses; Bottom line: turn around and scare away millions of heroes; Horizontal criticism: Oh, my God

Part I: Don't cheat in the exam. Be a schoolmate next year; Bottom line: I would rather have no personality than fail; Horizontal batch: I just want to go!

The first part: Mahjong Poker Golden Flower, lost and went home; The bottom line: the ancient road is thin and thin, and the world is heartbroken; Horizontal batch: miserable!

Uplink: remove the numbers one and two; Bottom line: there are four, five, six, seven, nine; Horizontal batch: only 38!

Part I: Say if you can do it; In a word: you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it; Horizontal criticism: I can't accept it

The first part: I am crazy for you, tired for you, and bear all the sins for you; Bottom line: die for you, be crazy for you, and hit the wall for you; Horizontal criticism: crazy about love.

The first part: the person I love was taken away; Bottom line: people who love me are terrible; Horizontal criticism: Life is hard.

The first part: running with the bulls, transverse comment: Marshal Tian Peng, what is the second part? -I am a pig!

Uplink: pseudonyms, pseudonames and pseudoaddresses; Bottom line: Cheat to eat, cheat to drink and cheat feelings; Horizontal batch: those who are willing to take the bait.

The first part: Redmi pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children; Bottom line: Redmi tortoise soup, a child, a wife, a group of people; Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.

On-line: up and down layers of code, success at once; Downward: it is a matter of course to derail and mix water; Horizontal approval: everyone is happy.

The first part: it is difficult to love and be loved; Bottom line: love and fate take time; Horizontal criticism: Friendship is priceless.

The first part: Redmi pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children; Bottom line: Redmi tortoise soup, a child, a wife, a group of people; Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times.