1, really, I blow my nose in class with a cold, so many people look at me. .

2, a cold can eat a cold spirit, so what should I eat for heartache? Well, you can put a band-aid on your heart. One is not enough, just post two.

3, it's cold, everyone wear thick clothes, don't catch a cold, good night.

4, the weather turns cold, wear more clothes, don't be so coquettish, easy to catch a cold.

I used to look down on colds, but I didn't know that I had always looked down on them until I was tossed about by them.

6, it's cold, passers-by don't catch a cold, put on more clothes.

7. Today, he opened the window for her all day. As a result, I caught a cold and was scolded by my parents when I got home. Now I realize that only my family is concerned about me.

8.-She waited for you to catch a cold in the rain, but you were in someone else's house.

9. * There is a cold called not wearing long pants. Dear, are you wearing long pants today:)

10, peace of mind: love is beautiful, but it doesn't cure colds.

1 1, cold and fever don't want to take medicine or injections, then don't say uncomfortable. Comfort is just warm nonsense. You always want to grow up on others. Are you a waste?

12, if I don't miss you, you won't catch a cold and sneeze. Is it better for you?

13, Suzhou Opera-[Don't hang up when you have a cold, cry when you are bitter, run away when you are afraid, and avoid when something happens. There is still a long way to go. How long can you hide?]

14, I provoked whoever I recruited. My cough got better, my cold came again, my cold got better, and my period came again. Nothing really goes well.

15, he caught a cold, so I secretly sent him medicine not to let him know, yes, I love him, and he will graduate in 50 days. Give me the courage to call his name 955 and I will tell him ~!

16, friends in the small basin, some people have a cold, and they are really flustered. ..

17, not a word he said in our chat record, but I reminded him to remember to eat early, sleep early and take medicine and good morning if he caught a cold.

18, remember to take medicine on time when you have a cold, remember to put on more clothes when the weather is cold, and remember to cover the quilt when it is cold at night;

19, I'm sick, I have a cold, I have a fever, I laugh, I cry, I need your hug, I need your kiss, I want to hold hands, do you fucking understand-

20, Lao tze now by the nose with a cold.

2 1, there is a kind of weakness and helplessness called a cold, fever and runny nose.

22. I have a lot of colds this season. My father, my mother, my elder sister, my sister and I are kidding me.

23. I asked him to accompany me when it rained last night. He said that he was sleepy and went to sleep first, and then he found that he had a cold and went out with an umbrella to buy medicine. He found that he was holding a drunk girl.

24. Can I say that I have a cold? I don't think anyone will feel bad.

25, [it's cold, children who leave home should get dressed and don't let themselves catch a cold]!

26. [The discomfort of a cold still can't suppress my inner pain. ]

27. The weather starts to turn cold in winter. Please pay attention to your health and put on several sets of warm clothes. Don't catch a cold!

28, suddenly found that only a thorough cold can adapt to the weather.

29. I thought that everything would be like a cold, even if I didn't care about it and ran aground slowly, it turned out that I was wrong.

30. It's boring to find a companion. If you watch your favorite channel with me, you should always let me sleep with you, accompany you with noise and accompany you with a cold.

Send a humorous circle of friends on rainy days 202 1 Humorous sentences suitable for sending a circle of friends on rainy days

1. The wind is blowing and the rain is pouring down. Looking closely, there is not even a figure on the street. All the water is wasted, and it has become a flowing river, with countless splashes scrambling to open. From a distance, buildings and trees are modeled after each other.

2. I turned around and left, only to find that my face was already wet, thinking it was raining, but I didn't expect it to be raining.

My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur, but I saw her mount, but I didn't see her owner.

4. It rained after school, so I gave her my umbrella and lied to her. Besides, she took an umbrella and smiled at me, then gave him an umbrella and walked out of the school together.

5. An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I'd rather walk in the rain, it doesn't belong to my heart, and I will never keep it.

6. Rainy days, lonely nights, and wandering alone in the deserted street; Thinking of your charming smiling face, although I know there is no room for me in your heart.

7. If a dog passes you by, it won't look at you if it is in a hurry; If it's okay, it will look at you. If your eyes are more friendly, it will turn around your feet. This kind of etiquette is lacking between people.

8. drizzle, blessing words spring rain gives birth to hundreds of valleys, growing countless happiness; Good rain knows the season and melts away the troubles of ice and snow; Wash the dust in the rain, healthy and energetic; There is no need to return to the drizzle, and peace will always follow. May you see happiness in the rain!

9. It's raining. I don't know who you are holding an umbrella for and whose temperature is in your arms.

10. I used to be a top student, too, until one day I wanted to see the world of scum, but I couldn't find my way back.

1 1. The biggest rain I've ever been caught was that you didn't look back under the scorching sun.

12. The whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.

13. I was drenched in rain, and I couldn't tell whether it was tears or water.

14. Suddenly a north wind blew, and a dark cloud surged from the northern horizon, mixed with lightning and thunder. In a flash, the wind was blowing hard, and dark clouds filled the sky. Then the rain drops as big as peas fell from the sky, slamming the windows. Another thunderbolt, deafening. In an instant, the raindrops connected into a line, and with a bang, the heavy rain tilted down from the sky like a falling sky.

15. It rained lightly in the sky, ticking. It fell in the flower bed, on the grass and on the window. I looked out of the window, listening to the songs of rain, and closed my eyes slightly.

16. It's raining. What I'm afraid of is not thunder and lightning. What I'm afraid of is that you are holding an umbrella with others in the rain.

17. It thundered and rained. I wonder if I was the first thing you thought of when you were afraid.

18. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof where I escaped from the rain with you.

19. Who is the person who is with you on rainy days, and who are you thinking about?

20. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. This kind of rain's footsteps, just like notes, make up a beautiful and pleasant ballad.

2 1. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like it, and it asked me to do it.

22. It rains because the sky can't bear the weight of raindrops, and tears can't bear the pain of the heart.

23. This rain should fall in the south of the Yangtze River, wet with moss and red with rouge.

24. It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere.

25. That night, you held an umbrella for her, but you forgot that I was also afraid of the rain.

26. Hua, Hua! Listen, it's the song from the rain. How nice! The rain hit the ground like small beans, smashing out one small puddle after another, with layers of ripples in the puddles. How beautiful! Look, those colorful little umbrellas are like small mushrooms growing in the wind, making the rain scene more colorful. The rain gradually subsided, and the raindrops fell from the sky like the spinning thread of a weaver girl, putting a glittering and translucent coat on the earth. Soon, the earth was wet. Oh, it turned out that it was a drizzle that bathed the earth! Look, the house is more beautiful and the trees are greener.

27. It's raining in the city where you live, and I really want to ask if you have an umbrella, but I held back because I was afraid that you didn't bring it and there was nothing I could do, just like I loved you but couldn't accompany you.

28. You just inadvertently said that you don't like rain, but I think of you every rainy day.

29. You said you would be my umbrella, but now your heart is raining, but where are your people?

30. Your eyes are raining and all my pride is wet. Talk about recommendation if you are in a bad mood on rainy days.

3 1. It's raining. Do you feel missed by me when you are not around? Rain drops into my heart with my thoughts.

32. My eyes are raining for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

33. I like rain. Because it's the only way. I cried and no one knew.

34. Whenever it rains, I will still think of you, and I will think of those pictures that even my breathing hurts.

35. I got caught in a rain and saw the world clearly.

36. Dear, it's raining. Did you miss me?

37. It's gray, and it's drizzling in Mao Mao. I'm also depressed, perhaps because of the air.

38. Storms, heavy rains, heavy thunderstorms, intermittent rainstorms, heavy rains, thunderstorms and even rainy days. Rainstorms in Mao Mao, the north wind is moist and moist.

39. A little warm rain, a cup of happy rain, a spoonful of auspicious rain, some tea, and a pot of good luck rain tea; Give it to you in rainy days. May you drink your resentment and disperse, leave a beautiful and refreshing feeling, see you constantly with happiness, and smile in rainy days!

40. Clouds rolled over the horizon, and suddenly it rained cats and dogs.

Humor to comfort traffic jams, talk about mood phrases

Humor to comfort traffic jams, talk about mood phrases (Part I) 1. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are integrated into the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively.

2. When I got up in the morning, it was slightly rainy. My wife asked me to drive to work and drop her off at work. I said angrily, "Why? I also dragged the floor, washed the dishes, and did all the housework. Why did you reward me by such cruel means? -I would rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride a bike and slip away!

3. Is it easy to be a student? When the typhoon comes, continue to attend classes, and continue to attend classes under the heavy rain. Get off in the traffic jam and go to school to continue classes! It's easy. We!

4. I'm upset about the traffic jam. When labor and capital become nouveau riche, I'll buy a plane. Fuck him.

5. Every morning at the ice crystal gate, I go out in traffic jam. I always say that there is a two-story overpass to be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? Going out every morning is annoying ...

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is staying at home with you; Look at the traffic jam on the street.

7. still hiding half her face from us behind her guitar, I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

8. People who secretly love me, how can you be so calm! Today is Valentine's Day! ! Did you get stuck in a traffic jam on your way here?

9. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy National Day traffic jam!

10. Going out to play at this point is to warm up.

1 1. expressway Auto Show, the luxury auto show with the most complete variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

12. At the traffic lights in front, jam into a pot and cook it. I've been waiting for minutes, but I haven't hired half a step.

13. Under the dense drizzle, you are not afraid of smog and cloudy days. As long as you go out and get on the road, you will get stuck in traffic jams.

14. The highest level of traffic jam is: you still feel uncomfortable without traffic jam.

15. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

16. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

17. Get used to traffic jams, don't worry, hum a little song slowly.

18. Are you bored? I'm not done digging around!

19. This car is blocked, which is worse than gamblers!

20. Every day at this time, the passing cars seem to be meeting together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

Humor to comfort the traffic jam Talk about the mood phrase (Part 2) 2 1. Tragedy, we are almost home, and there is a traffic jam on the expressway.

22. The tourist traffic jam is blocked.

23. The May Day holiday is coming. Are you still alone? Not a person, but a dog!

24.38. Chinese-style traffic jam, expressway Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang, where three cars rear-ended, but later cars missed each other, which prevented the wrecker from entering the scene and blocked it for more than an hour.

25.? Since everyone realized that there would be a traffic jam on the highway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

26. Are you dizzy? Turn left and turn right, the road is blocked! ?

27. If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk. ?

28. What should I do if the traffic jam is bad? Let's dance in the square.

29.2. There is a bad traffic jam in Yubei every day.

30. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

3 1. On the expressway, there was a traffic jam for more than ten hours.

32. Going home for the New Year, traffic jams are also a blessing. Of course, don't be stuck for too long. I have to go home for dinner!

33. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work!

34. "The bridge is blocked every day. If you drive to work one day without traffic jams, you can get on the bridge smoothly. That's really winning the lottery!

35. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, I took the first bus to leave school for the station. I came too early and had to wait for nearly three hours … I should have slept more.

36. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams when you go out in your life! ?

37. I am upset by traffic jams. In fact, it will be better to calm down and look around. If you are upset, just look at me. I'm sure you will be fine, too. Unite.

38. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful way home, but happiness is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

39. Go home for a long journey, when it will clear up.

40. Sorry, there is a traffic jam.

Send a sad circle of humorous friends on rainy days. Self-deprecating sentence

1, you have a good life, I have a good walk! I believe that Hao never left, and you have always been behind me. If something really happens to me, I believe that you will still.

Show up!

2, good memories will always stay in my heart, and bad memories are far behind!

3, people in this life, who have not loved a few scum, who have not crossed friends, who have not taken detours, this is the price of growth. ?

4. Let go of your heart, open your own social circle, don't get entangled in your own small circle, go out more, get to know more people, and let the new life gradually squeeze out the old.

Life.

5. Let go of your past self. Everyone is young and not sensible. Love pays attention to the right time and place. If you miss it, then miss it. May I let myself go as soon as possible.

Himself

6. No matter how big the storm is, it can't stop moving forward, and no matter how big the setback is, it can't stop the determination to continue living! I can't change the weather, but I can smile and change it.

You can't change others, but you can be yourself! I will meet many things and people in my life. I hope I can live a chic and happy life! ! !

7. People and things you miss will be met by others, and you will have the chance to have them if others miss them. Everyone will miss it, everyone has missed it, really.

What belongs to you will never be missed.

8. Why not give one more chance? Giving others an opportunity is also giving yourself an opportunity.

9. I have determined your mind.

Don't say a redundant word.

I see.

No more romantic feelings

I won't bother you again

And I won't look everywhere for your trace.

That's good.

10, love is actually plain, it is daily necessities. You can let go of your reserve and stay with each other. Together, from passion to mediocrity, and then support each other to old age. Not small.

Talk about the romance inside, and there is no wealth on TV, nothing to do with romantic nights, only the ordinary in ordinary life! May every family have a copy of their own.

Love!

1 1, a short story of mind wandering. Memories are memories after all. Love when you meet something good. If you want to feel love, please take your heart. Why think about the past? That's all in the past

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12, don't treat every enthusiasm badly, don't please any indifference, once you have enough disappointment, you can leave and never see it again.

13, even if you love her deeply, you miss her. Maybe you miss her in your heart, and you can only think about it in your heart. You have a good life and you have a long way to go.

Keep going and look forward.

14, love is not calm enough, and it is too lazy to explain. It always makes the little temper break up, and when the real one ignores anyone, the rest are heartbroken thoughts. May we all live.

Free and easy!

15, let go of the past, let yourself go, live every day well, and believe that your love is still waiting for you. Brave people are bound to be different.

Future. Come on.

16, all encounters are beautiful, and when you leave, it hurts. Love when you are happy! Cry sadly when you leave! Live a good life after crying,

Because there is still a long way to go.

17, all the troubles are all reasons for being hard on yourself. Bitter words and pitiful words are good medicine to persuade yourself. As long as you are willing to reach out, I will be able to get rid of you.

Pull up the abyss.

18, my former husband, I wish you well, even if it has nothing to do with me.

19, the ex is probably a wonderful thing, thinking that it has long been forgotten, but in fact it will still be remembered.

20. I don't regret my dream, but I hate being in a hurry and spend the rest of my life looking for the right person.

2 1, the foot of the road knows that the person who loved will only be remembered by his own heart.

So I cherish the people I love and don't know what the future looks like. At least I am worthy of having you every day. I don't want to leave too much regret and guilt for the future.

22. Say goodbye to the past and bury your memories in your heart. The cold kiln after the snow, the moment we ran hand in hand, we went back to the past; Campus under the setting sun, rush

Your back in the camera is just like you are fading away now. That's it, everything is as good as the topic.

23. Let bygones be bygones. Now we should work hard and be better to ourselves.

The sun will still rise tomorrow, and life will go on.

Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight

Talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight in the circle of friends (1) 1. Every big weight loss at the turning point in life has ulterior motives.

In this age of individuality, I'd rather be fat and delicate. Don't be thin and alike.

Give me three months. I will become twice me and reappear in front of you at this moment.

Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

5. Originally, I was going to lose weight and become a lightning bolt this year, blinding your, but I didn't want to become a nut wall, blocking your's sight.

6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "you have lost weight".

7. "An inclusive woman" means me.

8. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slender when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

9. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

10. It doesn't matter if he is shorter or more symmetrical. Hey, he's not. A big belly bulges round his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't stand like a melon and lay like a watermelon.

1 1. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

12. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

13. The typhoon came, and people and trees around it blew away …

14. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, and he is destined to read it all his life.

15. Everyone lined up to weigh themselves. Someone just stood up and the electronic scale sounded. Please come one by one, not two at a time.

16. The meaning of being fat is not how much you eat or what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.

17. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

18. Jesus! If you can't make me thinner! Just make my friends fat!

19. A fat man is fatter than others.

20. If you sell me by the weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight (2) 1. With such a little distance, I will soon be able to roll over.

2. Don't call others … boorish just because they are getting a little fatter!

3. I want to be fat into a sea and drown those skinny people who laugh at me!

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to be fat for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

The fat boy's song of youth is really an adventure of meat buns.

6. For so many years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

7. Everyone says I'm fat, but in fact I'm just thin.

8. What's the point of being fat? I came from being thin.

9. I didn't dislike my people when I was fat. I must repay your when I lose weight.

10. It is heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.

1 1. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

12. At that time, Liang Qian was just like a freshly poured sausage, covered in meat and tense. At the moment, like an air-dried sausage, it is dry without any water, and a layer of salt frost is also deposited on the casing.

13. The greatest happiness of fat people is that they are still fat after eating too much.

14. My beauty is said to be unworthy.

15. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow faster, grow faster."

16. You feed me and eat hard. If you get fat, no one wants you. You are mine, but I want you.

17. If you are lovelorn, let yourself gain weight, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

18. Fat people's helplessness: a glance at the small shirts.

19. I can eat all these before I sweat, believe it?

20. People who are not fat say that they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are already numb.

Send a circle of friends to talk about the humorous mood of gaining weight (3) 1. The face is fat for several times, and it is lucky to look at the fat face, and strive to make my life more complete.

2. My face has become a cake, but I still comfort myself. Hum, it's not that I've never lost weight.

You are short for life, but my fatness is temporary.

4. What's missing? We don't know, people are stunned because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more things to eat. If you get fat, it's yours

6. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

7. I don't dislike my people when I am fat, and I must repay your when I lose weight.

Jack, Captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

9. As long as you are thin, everything is versatile. If you are fat, everything is useless.

10. It's not that we are too fat, it's you.

1 1. My three major shortcomings are: fat; Fat; You can't lose so much weight!

12. Fei Kuang is really fat, rolling around Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a barrel, but her voice is like a line, thin and low.

13. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

14. I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

15. What can't even keep nutrition is the scum of human beings.

16. Smiling, my eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the movement.

17. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

18. Good-looking people are called green tea bitches, and mine can only be called Hulk.

19. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

20. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!