1. Skit Scripts Adapted from Chinese

Candle Zhiwu's Retreat from the Qin Division

Time: 630 B.C.

Place: Qin's camp in the south of Bishui

Characters: Candle Zhiwu, Qin Bo, and the guards

[Curtain Rising]

(The guards open the door curtains and enter, making a bow.)

The guards: "Your majesty, the king of Zheng is seeking an audience with you. The king of Zheng, Candlewick, is here to see you.

(Qin Bo stopped the pen in his hand, slightly raised his head, thinking)

Qin Bo: Xuan.

(The guards came out, and Candlewick entered)

Candlewick: (bowing) See you, Uncle Qin.

Uncle Qin: (majestically) Don't be rude.

Candle Zhiwu: Thank you, Uncle Qin.

Uncle Qin: What are you doing here?

Candle No. Wu: Now that the armies of both Qin and Jin have come and are preparing to besiege our state of Zheng, we already know that Zheng is about to perish.

(Uncle Qin smiled faintly)

Candle No. Wu: (looking serious) Honorable Uncle Qin, if it is indeed good for you to destroy our Zheng State, then we have to trouble you to destroy Zheng State! (Candle's Wu pauses for a moment) But is it easy to cross over to Jin and make Zheng on the other side your border?

Qin Bo: (stroking his beard and thinking for a moment) What do you mean?

Candlewick: There is still a Jin between Zheng and Qin, and if Zheng were to be destroyed by Jin, wouldn't it become the land of this neighboring state of Jin? You Qin and Zheng are far away from each other, how can you solve this problem? (Candlewick glanced cautiously at Uncle Qin) Is it worthwhile to work hard for all the generals to come all the way to Zheng, only to add land to Jin? (Speaking faster) If the neighboring country is strong, the power of your Qin state will be relatively weakened a lot!

(Qin Bo frowned)

Qin Bo: Your words, sounds a bit reasonable.

Candlewick: (secretly delighted) Thank you, Uncle Qin!

If you are willing to give up attacking Zheng, I, Zheng, am willing to let my country become the master of your eastern road. (A short pause) - When Qin's envoys pass through, Zheng can always supply them with the goods they need. I suppose this is no loss to Uncle Qin.

Uncle Qin: (after considering it for a while) Your suggestion is worth considering. But I, Qin, have an agreement with Jin, how can I easily renege on it?

Candle Noble: (not panicking) I don't know if you still remember, but back then, you did a favor to Duke Hui of Jin, who promised to give you Jiao and Flaw. However, he crossed the Yellow River in the morning and built a wall for defense in the evening, don't you know that? Now he wants to use Zheng as his eastern border, and he also wants to continue to expand his boundaries to the west, which will inevitably infringe upon the interests of Qin!

Qin Bo: (with an angry face) Humph! Our state of Qin is damaged and his state of Jin is benefited, outrageous!

(After pacing left and right for a while) Well, if he is not benevolent, why should I be righteous?

Candle No. 1: That's ......

Qin Bo: I'm ready to take my people back to my country. The promise we made to each other still counts?

Candle No. 1 Wu: (excitedly but without losing courtesy) Thank you, Uncle Qin! Candlewick will come again to sign the contract with Uncle Qin on another day, and I hope that Uncle Qin will allow me to have an audience with him!

(Both laugh)

Uncle Qin: Haha! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!

(Candlewick retreats)

2. The Script for the Acting of Chen Taiqiu and Youqi

Epilogue

Location: Outside Yuanfang's house

Characters: Guests, Yuanfang

Epilogue

[On the brownish-brown front door of the house is a horizontal plaque on which there are written two big red characters in scribal script---"Chen Mansion", and "Chen Fu", which is the name of the house. -"Chen Mansion". From a short distance came a carriage, and when it arrived in front of the gate, with the driver's "paw", the carriage came to a stop. The curtains were lifted, and a head peeped out from it, which looked around]

[A seven-year-old boy outside the door of his house, Yuan Fang, dressed in a blue

A head, which looked around]

[A seven-year-old boy outside the door of his house, Yuan Fang, dressed in a blue

A head, which looked around]

[A seven-year-old boy outside the door of his house, Yuan Fang, dressed in a blue

[A head, which looked around]. -- Yuanfang, dressed in a blue robe and a red-and-hundred lapel, is playing outside the door]

Guest: (realizing that the teenager is Yuanfang) Is your father home?

Yuanfang: (looks up and thinks: isn't he the uncle who broke the appointment with dad? Hmph! Now arrives. But he still out of politeness) Hello! Uncle, my father and you agreed to arrive at noon, but it is already after noon you do not come, he left first.

Guest: (angrily) Humph! It's not human! With people to travel together, but now left others to go first!

Yuanfang: (angrily) You and my father agreed to meet at noon, but you have not arrived after noon, which is not credit; you scolded the father to the son, which is not polite!

[When the guests heard Yuan Fang's words, they rushed up to him and tried to make amends. But Yuanfang went through the door without looking back and closed it with a bang]

Curtain Call (End of the play)

3. Rewrite the literary text into a play

Characters: Old Woman, Old Man, Dispatcher A, Dispatcher B, Dufu, Daughter-in-Law, Grandson, and the Addresser

Scene: Autumn, 11:00 pm. A dilapidated house. The door of the house is closed, the autumn wind blows, the door shakes a little, the paint on the door has peeled off a lot. Not far away, there is a stone monument engraved with the words "Shitou Village". The wind is blowing this weak house, let people worry about it. Alas, perhaps, there will be a tragedy in this opening ......

[Curtain open, a few barking dogs in the distance, the house from time to time out of the child's cry.]

Narrator: another late fall night, the poet Du Fu came to this house in the village of Shitou to borrow a night, some fatigue, has long been asleep. And the old couple was saying something painful in the dim bright light. Everything was so peaceful. Just then, a rude voice broke the silence ......

[Bang! Bang! Bang!"]

DISPATCHER: Open the door! Open the door!

[The old couple's family wakes up]

Old man (in a whisper, somewhat nervously): They're here again, looks like I'll have to go out and hide.

Old Woman: Just go, I'll take care of the rest! [The old man immediately escapes over the wall from the backyard]

Officer: Open the door! Hurry up! [The policeman couldn't wait any longer, and thumped the old door loudly]

Old Woman: Come, come, come! (opens door) So it's you, sir. What can I do for you?

Officer A: (roaring) Stop nagging! I'm sorry, but I don't know if I can do anything about it!

The old woman: well ...... your honor, my family has no man.

Duty officer B: Do not want to lie to me, quickly called out, lest I do it!

The old woman: (patting the chest, crying and mourning) officer a ~ ~ ~ ~ my three children have been captured to serve, the other day a son sent a letter back (wiping tears), said two sons have died in battle. The living ones are still alive for a while, but the dead ones are gone forever.

Duty A: (angry) enough, the young dead and the old, call your head of the family out, less with me nagging!

Old woman: (still showing a pained look) You said he, he is no longer alive. We really have no one left at home.

[At this time, from the house came a few more children's cries].

Officer B: (ferocious) Dead old woman, how dare you, you said no one at home? （

The old woman (timid, pulling the officer): Indeed there is no one, only a small grandchild who is breastfed, and her mother, my daughter-in-law. Because of this little grandson, my daughter-in-law did not leave.

Dispatcher A: Since there is a daughter-in-law, then, take away!

Old Woman: Have mercy on us, my lord. She has not had a good life since she married into our family, and she doesn't even have a decent dress to go out in.

The police officer B: go! If every household is like this, what about the country? How can I explain this to my superiors?

The old woman (stunned, sighed): or not, catch me well, although I am old, small strength, but my cooking is good, let me go, at least you can still cook for you.

The police officer A B (exchanged words for a while): Okay! Take away!

[The officer escorted away the old woman]

[The night was deeper, everything returned to silence, and Dufu, who had heard all that had happened, came out of his room and saw the old man and his daughter-in-law, who had just come back over the wall, still sitting there and crying].

NARRATOR: It was dawn, the leaves were falling, and a few crows were chirping on the branches of the trees.

Du Fu (carrying his luggage and walking out the door): old man, take care.

Old man: Take care! （

The old man: Take care! (Sending off Du Fu with tears in his eyes)

4. Ask for a 40-minute script

Act 1 Location: Zhu Yingtai's home.

Three chairs and a table. Characters: Yingtai's mother (hereinafter referred to as Yingmu), Yingtai's father (hereinafter referred to as Yingfathers), Mr. Ma, the housekeeper and several attendants.

(Yingtai's father stormed onto the stage, and Yingtai's mother caught up with him) Ying mother: Husband, husband ah ~ (pulling Ying father) Ying father (turning around angrily): It's useless to say anything else, Yingtai's marriage can never be so hasty! Ying's mother: But husband, Mr. Ma is a serious man who is married to a man. ...... (interrupted by Ying's father) Ying's father: How many times have I told you that this is a new era of reform and opening up, and children's marriages can no longer be arranged by their parents. ...... (interrupted by off-screen voice) (Interrupted by off-site sound) Off-site sound: Mr. Ma's bride-price to ~ (a butler-like person walked up quickly, holding a gift list) Butler: My son sent my little man to send these gifts to the two old people, no respect, but also hope to smile. (open the gift list read, attendants hands holding gifts on the stage) Maotai bottle ~ cloud cigarettes a ~ diamond jewelry set ~ KFC takeaway family bucket a ~ home theater set ~ being transported ~ Cadillac a ~ being repaired in the factory ~ France, Paris, the Eiffel Tower a ...... Ying father, Ying mother: ah? Butler: ah wrong wrong, is the French Paris Eiffel Tower visit coupon set ~ and the West Lake Longjing Beijing Roast Duck eighteen streets twist Shaanxi steamed buns Northeast pot dishes Wang Zhi and stinky tofu have been sent into the kitchen Chin this ~~~~ (Ying mother kneeled down, both hands respectfully received the gift list, the butler off the scene) Ying mother: Husband ah, look at look at, other people Ma Gongzi sent people send so many gifts, our Yingtai is not his favorite! ...... 英父：你一个妇道人家知道什么，看看马公子那副德行，怎么看怎么像马桶......（此时马公子已经上场，站在英父身后） 馬公子（掏出手帕抹汗）：多谢伯父没说我长的像冯巩。

Ying father (heard the sound of turning back): you ~ Ma Gongzi (snapped to open the fan): not bad, in the following is the closed moon shy flower fish fall wild goose talent high eight bucket look like heavenly fairy jade tree wind race Pan'an a branch of the pear blossom pressure begonias people send nickname on the world and the world omnipotent beauty and wisdom coexist, heroes and chivalry incarnation - Ma De Cai. (Pulled out a handful of pennies to the air a sprinkle, for the heavenly maiden scattered flowers) Ying mother (rushed to meet up): aigoo ~ Ma Gongzi, quickly please sit down ~ (to the field) Ruhua, quickly go to the horse Gongzi tea ~ (bent down to pick up the money) (field of a male voice: Yes, Mrs.).

Ma Gongzi (slowly sat down): aunt and uncle, I do not know in the next and Yingtai's marriage ...... Ying mother: aigoo ~ that needless to say, of course ~ (interrupted by the father of the British) British father: exempt from discussion! (stands up angrily and points at Mr. Ma) Do you know what Marxism-Leninism is? Mr. Ma: I don't know. ...... 英父：Do you know what reform and opening up is? Mr. Ma: I don't know ...... 英父：Do you know what the Nasdaq is? Mr. Ma: I don't know ...... 英父：Do you know what is "Who are you"? Mr. Ma: ...... English Father: Do you know who is Leslie Cheung, who is Maggie Cheung, who is Cristiano Ronaldo, who is Yao Ming, who is Tom Cruise, who is Britney Spears? Cruise, who is Britney Spears? (Turning to Ying's mother) Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look! Ma Gongzi: uncle, I ...... Ying father (turn to Ma Gongzi): you what you, what else do you have besides money! Ma Gongzi: uncle really know my son-in-law like the back of his hand, my son-in-law this time is to bring a gift of 3 million ...... Ying father: I bah! You think money can buy everything? Let me tell you, true love is priceless! Do you think 3 million can ...... (gradually reacted to the flavor) 3 million ...... (walked over and whispered to Mr. Ma) Is that 3 million for me alone or for two people ...... Mr. Ma : Of course it's half for uncle and aunt ...... Ying father: absolutely not! Mr. Ma: Then it's a four-six split ...... 英父：三七开，她三我七，否则免谈! Mr. Ma: Then let's do it the way uncle wants! (pulls out a contract) please uncle in the above sign a word, even if it is agreed that I and Yingtai's marriage ...... (contract by the father of the British snatched a hand) Ying father: that needless to say, I heartily 10,000 agree (pulls out a pen to be ready to sign), ah Mr. Ma, the three million is to give the cash or to give the cheque ah! ...... Mr. Ma: Just 300 dollars but also what check ah. Ying father: Yes, on 300 yuan to what check ...... (pen stopped, surprised to look at Ma Gongzi) 300 ...... yuan? Not 3 million? Ma Gongzi: 3 million is the total expenses of the wedding, today to give you the gift of 300 ...... (English father threw the contract to the ground) Ma Gongzi (stooped down to pick up the contract): uncle you want to think that the money is small, we can also discuss ...... English father: he is not the money! Mr. Ma (bends down to pick up the deed) (Sobbing) He can't afford to lose face ...... Mr. Ma: Uncle's lesson is right, marriage is such an important issue should not be measured in terms of money.

But my son-in-law heard that uncle likes to travel, so a few days ago specially bought a vacation home in Hawaii ...... Ying father: this is true? Ma Gongzi (pulls out a set of keys): This is the key to the vacation villa, air tickets I also bought, as long as uncle agreed to the marriage of Yingtai and I ...... (the contract was again snatched by the father of the English father) English father: you're not holding up my vacation ...... (just took out a pen to sign on) (Interrupted by off-site voice) Off-site voice: Master and Madam are not well! The lady has disappeared! Ying father: Yingtai! (Running down the stage and snatching the key from Mr. Ma's hand.) Ying's mother: My Yingtai! (Running off the stage) Mr. Ma (frozen): My keys! (Chase down the stage) (Lights dim, end of Act I) Act II Location: The private school where Liang Shanbo studied. Characters: private school teacher, Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai, accompanied by several children.

Voiceover: Zhu Yingtai has been traveling around since she ran away from her marriage, and this day she came to the private school where Liang Shanbo was studying. Mr.: Guan Guan Ju, in the river boat ~ (clockwise shaking his head, self-absorption) Liang Shanbo (with the children): Guan Guan Ju, in the river boat ~ (counterclockwise shaking his head, self-absorption) Mr.: Shanbo, how many times have I told you, to clockwise shaking his head! Liang Shanbo: Yes, sir.

Mr. Liang Shanbo (with the boys): My fair lady, the gentleman is martyred ~ Mr. Liang Shanbo: Shanbo ~ shaking his head clockwise! (Zhu Yingtai comes on stage and sings "I am a tiny, tiny bird ......") Mr. Liang: Shanbo, go and see who is making all the noise.

Mr.

5. rush

Vocational school boys growing up (campus stage play script) Scene 1: I do I vein Narrator: cool wind has a letter, the autumn moon is boundless, loss of my reading mood is better than the days like years, although I'm not a jade tree wind, dashing suave, but there are I do I vein style ...... Scene (the classroom is a coaxing) Background music: ("Mice Love Rice Prelude"), the music of the "Mice Love Rice Prelude", the music of the "Mice Love Rice Prelude", the music of the "Mice Love Rice". Mice Love Rice Prelude" about a minute) Action: 1, four people sitting around playing cards 2, a person head with long hair to do swing posture 3, a person smoking in the classroom pose money 4, two people arguing and fighting 5, a person wearing jewelry, slippers in the classroom wander 6, a person on the all-night Internet after the classroom sleep (behind the words posted "Internet through train") Scene 2 Recruitment scene Narrator: Day and month flies like a shuttle, three years of vocational school life in the absurdity of the past, we face the pre-employment job fair can only be "a small trick, hoping to fool the pass, the result is how? Please see, they are here ...... Scene: (job fair scene) Set up a recruitment table, write out the words "job fair scene" Background music: (Athletes March) Action: (three applicants appeared) 1, two bosses (played by the students) sitting in front of the table Preparation 2, a student with long hair, wearing jewelry, first holding a mirror in the corner of the stage exaggerated dress up look, followed by childish to go forward to the interview, the results failed.

3, a student look funny, a big grin walked to the front of the recruitment desk, in his pocket to pull out two cigarettes to the boss, hoping to pass the interview, the results failed. 4, a student handheld two bottles of expensive wine, smiling to go to the gift, the results failed.

Narrator: always have to wait until bedtime to know that the book is not read, always have to wait until after the mistake before remembering the teacher's diligent teaching, always have to fail before knowing the importance of struggle ...... alas - if I had known that there is now why should it be the beginning! Scene 3: Dancing Youth Stage: "Seek true knowledge, be a real person." Narrator: Say goodbye to the anachronistic "I do what I do", let's dance youth, the pursuit of ideal, shape a healthy and good image, to meet the beautiful employment prospects! Action: ten people on stage dancing "a dragon" end.

6. In addition to the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in the literary lines in, why is now the ancient costume TV series rarely

The Three Kingdoms literary language is because of the writing of the script or change the script of the people, literary merit is good, of course, is also borrowed from the Three Kingdoms of some of the words of the original.

Now the costume drama, the script itself is crude, the script is let a group of screenwriters, quickly write out, the level and the network article (this phenomenon, Gao Xiaosong's "Xiao said", Feng Xiaogang and so on have talked about).

This is the first time I've ever seen a movie that was written in a language other than Chinese, and I've never heard of a movie that was written in a language other than Chinese.

There is also a decline in the level of actors, scripts, lines in Mandarin, they do not know how to break the sentence, for example, "By the grace of God, the emperor said that" this is the most watched on TV to break the sentence, but the actual sentence should be "By the grace of God, the emperor, said that". ". The actors have become "Mr. and Ms. Numbers", and you expect them to speak the language?

Finally, the level of the audience also declined, said the language, not many people understand, now accustomed to vernacular language, fast culture, watching TV can be two words to listen to a sentence can understand what the meaning of that kind of level of drama.

7. Seek a four-player original skit script to be funny

Look at this There are seven boys smoking ~ was tipped off ~ the teacher called one by one to talk about: [Scene 1] Teacher: honestly smoking? Boys: No.

Teacher: No? Well, have a french fry. Boys are very natural to stretch out two fingers to take over ............ [scene two] teacher: smoking? Boys: No.

Teacher: No? Well, have a french fry. The boy was very careful to take the fries because he heard about A. Teacher: don't you want to dip them in ketchup? I accidentally dipped too much so I immediately flicked it with two fingers! Teacher: No? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

Call the parents to .................. [scene three] teacher: smoking? Boys: do not smoke. Teacher: No? Good, eat a french fries.

Boys because of the first two examples very carefully sweating ate the fries Teacher: do not bring a classmate back? Boys: No. Teacher: very good.

Eat a french fry Boys fearfully ate the french fries, and put the french fries into the jacket pocket The teacher suddenly shouted: the principal is coming. Boys feel busy from the pocket to take out the fries thrown on the ground, with his feet stomped hard .................. [Scene 5] Teacher: smoking? Boys: No.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a French fry. Boys just took the French fries. Teacher: Do not invite me to eat.

The boy rushed to hand over the fries from both hands, and then took out a lighter .................. [Scene 6] Teacher: smoking? Boys: do not smoke. Teacher: very good.

Eat a french fry, the boy ate the fries with fear and trembling, and put the fries into the pocket of his jacket. The teacher suddenly shouted: the principal is coming. The teacher suddenly shouted: "The principal is coming." The boy's palms were sweating and he looked down and said: "Hello, principal! Teacher: The principal will smell the flavor of your mouth.

Boys from the pocket out of the fries: Ana, still here it, the fire are not lit ... [Scene 7] Teacher: you in the end do not smoke? Teacher: You really don't smoke? Okay, let's have a French fry. Boys: very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you like? Boys: [pleased with himself] "Good Times".