1. There is a euphemism for constipation: I have a premonition that I will not fly. There’s also a euphemism for having diarrhea: I feel like I’m gliding.

2. I am a little constipated and drink a lot of water every day. Probably because I sit or lie down every day. I walk around the house a few times before going to bed.

3. Eat more vegetables appropriately and choose more dark green vegetables, which is beneficial to relieving constipation.

4. Severe constipation. We have been working from home for more than a month. If this continues, the company will find that it can run without us.

5. Morning sickness and constipation come together. What kind of Monkey King is this? It’s frustrating, day by day.

6. I tried my best to cure constipation. I thought it was a dark dish, but it turned out to be inexplicably delicious.

7. The funniest thing recently is reading an article promoting a super band saying that Yingsu has a constipated face, which made me laugh every time I saw my brother.

8. It’s so pitiful. I’ve had wisdom tooth pain for four days. The most important thing is that I’m still constipated. My lymph nodes still hurt when I go to the toilet and my head hurts when I pull it. Why should I let it go? I'm angry! It’s too difficult

9. What will happen after a month of losing weight if you eat two bags a day? No more dieting, no more constipation, no more fat even if you eat late night snacks.

10. Prunes are really the killer of constipation! At that time, I was pregnant and had constipation, so I ate prunes and the effect was super good.

11. Friends with constipation can try black coffee, iced or hot. After half a cup, I will run to the toilet.

12. I discovered that the smoothness of defecation is directly proportional to the smoothness of the Internet. If you go to a place with poor Internet speed, you will most likely be constipated.

13. I never knew there was such a thing as constipation. One dose of Xieliping really improved my diarrhea. The pain in my stomach is very comfortable.

14. I feel sleepy as hell at this time, but my stomach hurts so much, it hurts like hell, I have constipation, and I have diarrhea! I sat on the toilet and tried to sleep, but then it still hurt.

15. Nine times out of ten, when life is unsatisfactory, you still eat bananas, apples, and yogurt in a variety of ways. It is really difficult to ensure that the stool is not constipated and becomes a little loose.

16. Constipation is not as serious as before. I hope to say goodbye to this trouble as soon as possible.

17. I made my own fried rice water, corn in the steamer, and a cup of honey water to battle constipation. I think it’s fun for me. Although life is hard, you have to be sweet.

18. I was lazy last night and went to bed without braces. At 8:30 this morning, the dentist sent me a WeChat message: When I come for a follow-up visit on Saturday, I must insist on wearing braces and chewing gum! Scared to get constipated!

19. I may have been an evil tutor who tortured students with papers in my previous life, so writing papers now is more painful than constipation.

20. I am very happy that I have lost weight again after eating, drinking, and squirting every day. Yesterday I had a big belly, but I just ate Haidilao and got angry and constipated.

21. I drank herbal tea yesterday afternoon. I have been feeling bitter about it and I am not constipated after drinking it. I went to bed at 10:30 and now I wake up better than at 12:00. I wake up at 3:00 and the pain is much better. I then catch up on my sleep.