1. Have you all seen this advertisement? At its most intense, it was broadcast three times in a row. The entire story was about a tiger fiercely chasing a silly girl who ran into the forest wearing only her underwear and a piece of white sand. The silly girl yelled while running: "Why are you chasing me?" (Who are you chasing if you don’t chase me? If you go into the forest in your underwear, you’re not looking for someone to fuck you.) As a result, the tiger was even more outrageous. He opened his mouth and said: I want xx syrup urgently... I didn’t understand until I saw this. It turns out that this xx Is the acute branch syrup a veterinary drug? Fortunately, I just drank a bottle two days ago when I had a cough. Does drinking veterinary medicine have any side effects? Quickly spit it out - ahhh! ~ 2. Minglan Ginseng Cream is a family of three coming out, and Li Xiang's big-faced beauty is occupying the entire screen. Every mouth is full of this tune: Minglan Ginseng Cream, the whole family "applies" it and the fragrance becomes better. Beautiful~~ Apply it, apply it, apply it to your head! The homophonic pronunciation must be clever, otherwise it will make everyone sick and vomit, then go home and iron your tongue flat before advertising! 3. Jay Chou's xx instant noodle commercial. I dare say I don't hate this guy Jay Chou, especially after listening to his "Dongfeng Po", I feel that this guy is a hit! But for a few dollars, he was ruined. He drank a big bowl of instant noodles, smiled stupidly, and left some colorful soup on the corner of his mouth. The most amazing thing was that there were a few broken instant noodles stuck to it. , that looks off-putting, who would dare to eat this instant noodles? If the advertisement only ends here, to prove that instant noodles are so delicious that Jay Chou doesn’t even care about his image, then that’s fine, it’s okay, he’s still a human being even if he takes off his clothes, but then a woman jumps up to him, She raised the corner of her mouth, as excited as a dog after seeing steaming shit, and wiped the remaining juice on Jay Chou's lips with her fingers, wiped it off and put it into her mouth... Oh, evil~ ~There is an old saying in the Northeast: It is better to watch the diarrhea than to watch the vomiting. What does it mean? Just understand it yourself. If you don't vomit after watching this ad, you have a strong psychological quality. 4. Tianqi toothpaste. The whole family sat together and shouted at the camera with all their strength: "Tianqi~". I have seen people shouting eggplant and persimmon, but I have never seen people shouting Tianqi. Yes, just shout. When I saw this advertisement the first two times, I heard it said: Frog~ That’s right. After this family shouted these two words, they exposed rows of white teeth, and added In that sitting posture, there is a whole family of frogs! 5. Buxue Oral Liquid A female reporter dressed in the 1970s asked a group of old ladies in a bleating voice: Why are you elderly people in such good health? The old lady's face was red, and her smile was scarier than Mei Chaofeng's: "We use Buxue Oral Liquid every day." Come on, those old ladies’ faces were made red by makeup artists, and their lips were so gorgeous. Are these oral liquids cosmetics? Does this mean that the elderly who don’t drink this stuff will not be healthy? Another one, an old lady laughed and said: You are in good health, even if you win a five million grand prize... I know, old lady, if I really win a five million grand prize for you, you won't faint like Zhao Benshan. In the past? There is also a similar advertisement, which seems to be from the Harbin Pharmaceutical N Factory (this unlucky factory has given all Chinese artists calcium supplements, and now it is supplementing more working people with ulterior motives). It has a group of old men and women wearing red clothes. Clothes, wiping their rosy cheeks, while performing the "loyalty dance" of the 1970s, they sang in unison: "We~ have bones, bones, have~ strength, hey! Our bones have strength~!" It's amazing! It’s not easy for these old people and old people to make money by advertising, so I don’t want to lose money.

6. K-gold bracelet A woman was walking on the street. She felt that she was good. She had a broken chain and she didn’t know where to put her hands. At this time, a passerby stopped because of her watch. If you don’t know the time, ask her: What time is it now? This woman secretly rejoiced: Today someone used an excuse to get close to my k-gold bracelet again... kao! I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people! The uncles and aunties who watched this advertisement will each give you a shoe sole to see if you are still pretty or not! 7. Golden Throat Lozenges Poor Luo Da'er, how come he was made a fool by advertising creativity as soon as he came to China? With a silly smile on his face, he revealed his pair of big fangs with a gap of one centimeter in between, which looked like a giant rabbit. At the end, he said: "...Please use the Golden Throat Lozenge"... I saw this advertisement I have always wondered, what is the connection between Luo Da Er and the efficacy of Golden Throat lozenges? Or did Luo Da Er use his voice to shout the ball into the goal? 8. Sanjing Oral Liquid. A woman walked in the door as if on stimulants and shouted: Mom, I bought him Sanjing Oral Liquid. Her mother looked like a class struggle person: "Sanjing Oral Liquid?" Is it from Blue Bottle? "This woman is awesome*: "Of course! Sanjing oral liquid comes in blue bottles! "That tone! Han, I feel like she didn't have to be so awesome if she developed it! 9. Tide washing powder Guo Donglin, this old boy, was ruined. He went straight to a group of housewives all day long and made Tide for these women with sincerity. The test of washing powder was made like a live broadcast. Who didn't know that you and these chattering women were all responsible for it? What's most annoying is that it's obviously an advertisement but it looks like a news report. Elephant. Guo Donglin, if no one asks you to make a movie, you should be more honest and follow Feng Gong to eat Goubuli buns! 10. All the Colgate toothpaste advertisements are the same, with dentists flying all over the sky, appearing in the classroom

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