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Humorous jokes about the Dragon Boat Festival

It’s almost the Dragon Boat Festival again. I’ve been holding it in for a whole day today and changed a large section of lyrics and prose. I posted it on the Dragon Boat Festival to commemorate those lush years. Once upon a time, Qu Yuan showed his patriotic sincerity with his flesh and blood; today, future generations use the Dragon Boat Festival to commemorate a sincere loyalty; the dragon boat race expresses nostalgia, and the rice dumplings imply reverence, wishing you a happy holiday! The Dragon Boat Festival is my Birthday, today I accidentally learned that Xiao Hong, a talented woman from the Republic of China, also had a Dragon Boat Festival birthday. It was very unexpected. One more person I know was born on the Dragon Boat Festival. I really like this birthday. It always brings me a lot of surprises... Speaking of today It is predicted that Chengdu will become the number one tourist destination during the Dragon Boat Festival. Teacher Ma said the reason why the song in Chengdu became popular? Answer, it is possible. He added, well, Chengdu is said to be the city of leisure, but where is the leisure place? I can’t even tell. Answer, mainly because we are more casual. When I was a child, I loved to gather around my parents and watch them make rice dumplings. At that time, rice dumplings could only be eaten during the Dragon Boat Festival. This was the best memory of the Dragon Boat Festival. I met you by chance on the street today. Shelled mung beans, glutinous rice, salted egg yolks, pickled pork belly, palm leaves, and seaweed all seemed familiar to me. Your busy figures seemed to make me hear the laughter of my childhood again. Thanks for the reminder, it’s that time of year again when the rice dumplings are fragrant. The boss asked today how to arrange the Dragon Boat Festival holiday. I was downstairs, and he told them directly, Kang Shuangqian, there should be no need to take a break during the Dragon Boat Festival. I immediately thought...I have been thinking about it this weekend. Is it more important for Level 6 or Brother Xueyou? Concerts and important festivals bring so many things to people. As we say, we miss our loved ones even more during the festive season. What I miss are probably the food related to the festival. Today I finally ate duck eggs for the Dragon Boat Festival, just like those for the Dragon Boat Festival. The duck eggs tasted better than usual, and I was super satisfied. I gave out the Dragon Boat Festival welfare today, and suddenly I thought of the thing I gave out during the Dragon Boat Festival last year: olive oil, and I didn’t finish it. Salted duck eggs: throw away after expiration date. Zongzi: It’s still in the refrigerator. Wood ear mushrooms: If you haven’t finished eating them, the dry food won’t be spoiled. Current status: A happy little elf~ I learned in the morning that I don’t have to do a business analysis report this month, so I don’t have to rush in these two days~ I sat down with Mengya at noon and chatted about the recent status~ I gave out Dragon Boat Festival rice dumplings and went shopping Ka~Kai Xun~Mom came to Wuhan in the evening~There is a lobster festival in the cafeteria today~The Dragon Boat Festival is a short two-day holiday~ The most impressive thing is a classic article in the primary school textbook called "Duck Eggs at the Dragon Boat Festival". During the Dragon Boat Festival, duck eggs are also on the market. When I was a child, I took my lunch box to school. When I opened it at noon, I would always find the salted egg yolk my mother had peeled out, which was complete and golden. What are you waiting for? The second week of confinement begins today. This weekend is Dragon Boat Festival and Father's Day. It's suitable for men. I didn't even celebrate Mother's Day in May. , because the grapes are still in the stomach. Fortunately, I had a cake in advance to celebrate Putao’s birthday. I had a really hard time today, but fortunately, the painless salary was paid into my account on time, which is the greatest relief. We also gave out rice dumplings today. I thought I might not be able to go back to the Dragon Boat Festival, so it would be nice to hide from the whole world here~ The second recommendation is donkey meat roasted. As the saying goes, dragon meat in the sky, donkey on the ground Meat, it goes without saying that it is delicious. When you go to the restaurant to eat, remember to pair it with a bowl of donkey meat soup, whether it is clear soup or thick soup. I personally like clear soup~. In the crispy sesame seed cakes, the fragrant and smooth meat wraps around the tip of the tongue, and then a spoonful of warm soup. What a treat. Today I wanted to find out when the Dragon Boat Festival would be celebrated, and suddenly I realized that yesterday was my birthday, a day that even I had forgotten. My mother, who never takes the initiative to call me, called me yesterday. She didn't mention my birthday. She probably didn't remember it. Mother and daughter may have had a tacit understanding about the birth and thought they should make a call yesterday! The older they get, the faster time passes. I hope that I will be very strong and happy on my next fifth birthday! Today, my mother was chatting with me and suddenly asked me about my Dragon Boat Festival arrangements. I said I don’t know. My mother asked you to take me to play. I didn’t say anything. I didn’t know what to do. How do I tell her that the boy I once said I would take home to show her no longer belongs to me? Today’s Dragon Boat Festival story talks about the year when the Dragon Boat Festival rope was tied in the circle of friends. Today, the Dragon Boat Festival is full of love for the Dragon Boat Festival. I am so touched by today’s Dragon Boat Festival. Welfare today, love in the Dragon Boat Festival, longevity in the unit Dragon Boat Festival Humanistic Care Today’s canteen, strong Dragon Boat Festival flavor Today’s menu: Dragon Boat Festival bean paste, rice dumplings and carrots Today’s best: "I will give you two hundred red envelopes, eat rice dumplings." Feeling me The Dragon Boat Festival holiday has started today with Dragon Boat Festival welfare. Another box of rice dumplings and a box of rice dumplings made by Duobao today were distributed.

I wish everyone a happy Dragon Boat Festival. I had a "Dragon Boat Festival" at Peppa's house today. I'm so happy today~ I don't have to go to work during the Dragon Boat Festival. Surprise volunteer subsidies. If someone from Yougou hadn't bought rice dumplings today, I almost forgot about the Dragon Boat Festival on the weekend. I received a delicious gift from the company today. Is it a Dragon Boat Festival gift or a birthday gift? I started to hate Wang Xizhi yesterday, and today I started to hate Qu Yuan again because of the Dragon Boat Festival copywriting. I changed my avatar today for the sake of Lao Ren. After the Dragon Boat Festival holiday, I am still a cp dog! Today is only Wednesday, but when I get off work, I already feel like I am on a three-day holiday during the Dragon Boat Festival. I don’t know if I can take a good holiday. , have a good rest and have a good sleep. The string that the unknown has been tightening finally cannot be stretched any longer today. . . . I hope everything goes well before and after the Dragon Boat Festival! Today’s breakfast, as the Dragon Boat Festival is approaching, a purple glutinous rice bag given to my mother by a friend, and snacks from "Haibao". We can only eat it and agree on it. Daily post of dad (tonight and Dad called and said that this is Father's Day and the Dragon Boat Festival. The meat has been bought. Why don't you go home?) Last year during the Dragon Boat Festival, I went to Suguo to buy raw rice dumplings. When I came back, I boiled them for a while and I could only eat the cooked outer skin. , Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, I have a pot! I just finished a delicious candied date rice dumpling! I finally found the taste of my hometown. Today I received the company’s Dragon Boat Festival benefits, a rice dumpling gift box and a shopping card. After all, I have only been working for two months. Not really, but I finally feel a little bit real. I’m late again today/I’m sleepy and waiting and running/A Dragon Boat Festival gift box from my parents/I didn’t know the Dragon Boat Festival was so ceremonial before I got married/At the end of the semester, not only the students are tired, but the teachers are even more tired/A teacher’s family unit sent by listening to music, drinking tea and working at the desk at night The colorful rope ~ I just put it on during the day ~ I can’t take it off even if it rains today ~ Do I have to wait until the first rainy day after the Dragon Boat Festival to pick it? Humorous jokes about the Dragon Boat Festival 2 1. Happy rice dumplings, sweet to the mouth , sweeten the mood; the green mugwort drives away the dust and brings clarity; the Dragon Boat Festival text message focuses on the heart and magnifies the beautiful scenery. May you have a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 2. Many festivals have beautiful legends, many blessings have gorgeous words, and many stories have happy endings. I would like to send you my most sincere blessings with this letter: It’s the Dragon Boat Festival, and I wish you all the best! 3. The rice dumplings are fragrant, the mugwort is fragrant, and the dragon boats are competing to cross the Spring River. Drink realgar, wear sachets, welcome the Dragon Boat Festival with laughter and laughter; the gentle breeze will bring blessings to the house, and a happy life will last forever. During the Dragon Boat Festival, I wish you freedom and happiness, and may your family be healthy! 4. Zongzi is sweet, bringing out the beauty of your happy life. Zongzi is salty, which brings out the taste of your harmonious life. The fragrance of rice dumplings brings out your festive laughter. The Dragon Boat Festival is coming soon. I can’t enjoy the rice dumplings with you. I would like to wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 5. Drink a glass of realgar wine, and your good luck will last forever. Eat a fragrant rice dumpling, and happiness will be with you for a lifetime. Wear a small sachet, and your happy life will last forever. Let’s have another dragon boat race. This year will be another great harvest. Dragon Boat Festival I wish you good luck and happiness forever. 6. "Zong" cutting means "粽" cutting off worries; "粽" principle means "粽" clearing away sorrows: "粽" unity means "粽" guiding happiness; "粽"子 means "粽" wishing you a happy life every day Good times. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 7. During the Dragon Boat Festival, the statue of Zhong Kui hangs, and auspiciousness is connected in a row; the moxa leaves and calamus hang, good things come to the home; the dragon boat race, remembering the past and joy in the heart; eating a rice dumpling, remembering the past, the folk customs are rich and colorful, I wish you happiness Come on! 8. Send you a happy rice dumpling, with my blessings; send you a happy rice dumpling, reflecting my greetings; send you a sweetness, soaked with my care; send you a Dragon Boat Festival text message, convey my wishes, and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival Good health. 9. On the Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of May, I send you a text message to send you blessings. I wish you success in your career, flying dragons and phoenixes, good luck coming, dancing gracefully, a good mood, a smile on your face, ambitions, hearing the chicken dancing, endless future, joyful encouragement. 10. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, one smile will run away the sorrow, the second smile will eliminate the worries, the third smile will make the mood good, the fourth smile will not age, the fifth smile will be high-spirited, the sixth smile will bring happiness, the seventh smile will bring happiness, the eighth smile will make a good income, and the ninth smile will keep getting better and better, perfect. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 11. May happiness be like rice dumpling ropes, wrapping around you tightly; may happiness be like rice dumpling leaves, surrounding you in groups; may happiness be like waves of rice dumpling fragrance, lasting for a long time The earth surrounds you.

I sincerely wish you a happy, happy and fulfilling Dragon Boat Festival! 12. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, and I will give you a pack of rice dumplings: the green leaves are pure friendship; the red and white fillings are endless care; after being cooked, there is romance; bite them open The last is warm; the taste is sweet. I wish you happiness every moment and peace every day! 13. Good wine, light and light, will become mellower as time goes by; good friends, simple and simple, become truer as time goes by; good fate, last for a long time. , until the end of time. Sincere friendship is unforgettable. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 14. The Dragon Boat Festival is here. You don’t need to know how to make the rice dumplings, but they still taste good if you buy them. You don’t need to know how to paddle the dragon boat, but it’s also wonderful to watch on the shore. You don’t need to know how to write deep blessings, but your thoughts will be thoughtful. On the Dragon Boat Festival, I wish happiness lingers in my heart! 15. On the Miluo River two thousand years ago, Qu Yuan was speechless and asked Heaven again; on the Yuanyang River in early May, flying boats followed the water, and rice dumplings and realgar wine were offered to Heaven. Holding mugwort leaves in hand, I give you a sachet to hang: Happy Dragon Boat Festival, may you be safe throughout your life! 16. Read, the Dragon Boat Festival is here. My dear friend, are you okay in the distance? May you have a happy Dragon Boat Festival. 17. Distance, some are near and some are far. Memories are connected to each other. Contact, sometimes more sometimes less. Friendship is eternal. SMS, current paragraph. Blessings, may I be with you every day! 18. Hang a handful of mugwort in front of your door, wishing you peace; pour a glass of realgar wine, wishing you good health; send a plate of rice dumplings, wishing your family a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 19. The Dragon Boat Festival in my hometown, how much joy and joy you gave me! The Dragon Boat Festival rice dumplings are fragrant, the dragon boats are clanging, and good things come in pairs! The Dragon Boat Festival expresses authentic hometown feelings, an ancient tradition, and an admiration and praise for the patriotic spirit of the poet Qu Yuan. Eating authentic hometown rice dumplings and watching the wonderful hometown dragon boat race gave me a special feeling. 20. The Dragon Boat Festival has a good way to maintain health, and considerate food escorts it. Make porridge with brown rice to help digestion, make soup with kelp to detoxify, use cold fungus to cleanse the intestines, soak honey in water to moisturize the skin, yogurt is a good recipe for nourishing the stomach, a handful of peanuts to strengthen the spleen, and blueberry yam to soothe the mind. Happy and healthy holidays! 21. The fragrance of rice dumpling leaves is smelling all over the street. The origin of nostalgia is Luojiang. The lingering love is endless and the wrapping is wrapped with care! I wish you: can't tie up happiness, chew not enough sweetness, can't peel off the happiness, and keep cutting smoothly! Dragon Boat Festival! I wish you happiness! 22. Do you know what I want? I miss you. Do you know why I miss you? Because I like you. Do you know why I like you? Because of your taste. Do you know what you taste like? The taste of rice dumplings. Haha, happy Dragon Boat Festival! 23. I wish you a happy "Dragon Boat Festival": your career will be more prosperous, your popularity will be more popular, your bonus will be doubled, your health will be better, and there will be more beautiful women around you. 24. Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. A plate of rice dumplings is given to you. The rice dumplings are wrapped with dates. I wish you good health and never grow old. The rice dumplings are dipped in sugar, and I wish you happiness and longevity. Different rice dumplings bring the same blessing: Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 25. The same day, fresh eyes, three little rice dumplings, and a hint of sweetness. Fifth is the Dragon Boat Festival, so stay happy. I look forward to enjoying the joy with you during the festival. , the wine is fragrant today, and the Dragon Boat Festival is always wonderful! 26. I’ve finished eating the delicious food, I’ve had enough of the delicious drinks, I’ve played the fun stuff, I’ve had enough sleep, I’ve had enough fun, and I’ve had enough fun. There has been a lot of commotion, and everyone who needs to say hello has been contacted. After the Dragon Boat Festival, it’s time to go to work, so remember not to stay in bed! 27. The peaches are red, the wheat is yellow, the rice dumplings are fragrant and the Dragon Boat Festival is in full bloom, moxa incense is planted and willows are hanging in the hall, health comes and people are prosperous. The dragon boats soar with the sound of drums and the morale of the dragon boat race is high. Zong leaves are fragrant, wrapped in five grains, and your family and business will prosper for thousands of years! 28. I like sweet rice dumplings, and I prefer to miss you silently; I like the warm dragon boats, and I prefer to recall you quietly; I like the fragrant mugwort leaves, and I prefer to look at you quietly; I like beautiful sachets, and I prefer to sincerely Bless you and wish you a healthy Dragon Boat Festival. 29. There is a strong fragrance of rice dumplings floating on the tip of my nose, a beautiful sachet hanging on the bedside, a lively dragon boat race going on in front of my eyes, and pure thoughts spreading in my heart. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, dear friend, how are you far away? May you have a happy Dragon Boat Festival.