1, a leader set Xiao San's phone number in his hand as? Mayor? Every time the mistress calls, the wife says, Come on! The mayor called! After the leader answered the phone, the mayor asked me to go. When I was leaving the door, my wife told me at the back: Work hard!

2. A business plane crashed and all the leaders were killed. The investigation team asked the old farmer at the scene: Was there no one alive at that time? The old farmer smiled and said: Yes, there was. At that time, a man held my leg and said that he was not dead, but, as you know, cadres would not tell the truth, so I buried him anyway.

3. Two cannibals went to work, and the boss said:? If you eat people in the company, you will be fired immediately! ? After three months of peaceful coexistence, one day the boss scolded them: I told you not to eat people, but you still eat. Fire! ? When two cannibals leave, one can't help cursing the other: How many times have I told you not to eat work? We eat a department manager every day, and nothing happens. Yesterday you ate a programmer and you were found out! ?

4. A leader visited the grassroots, ate there at noon, and served a pot of stewed tortoise soup. After drinking it, the leader felt delicious. Next to an attendant boasted:? The leader is a gourmet, and the tortoise is specialized in soup! ?

5. The top leader of a certain unit talks with the director of his department. Since joining our company for one year, your performance has been outstanding and amazing. In less than four months, you were promoted to department director, and in eight months, you were promoted to unit deputy. Now that I'm retiring, the organization is going to let you take over my post? . The director said happily: Thanks, Dad? .

6. A doctor received a patient with a cold, so he took her to an air-conditioned room and adjusted the air-conditioning temperature to the lowest. The patient was on fire, and I had to cool down because I had a cold. The doctor said:? Turn your cold into pneumonia and then treat it? The patient asked:? Why? The doctor replied:? I can only treat pneumonia? .

7. Director A accompanied the superior leader to inspect the work in his area, and the leader pointed to the distant roadside grass and said:? I think I see a snake over there? ; Director a said:? Yes, the grass has moved? ; The leader took a closer look:? Oh, it's a dead snake. ? Director a immediately sucked his nose:? I said, why does it stink? Leader? Snakes? Kicked:? It turned out to be a straw rope. ? Director Yang quickly said:? I wonder why there are snakes this season.

8. The farmer drove the donkey into the city and was stopped by the traffic police in the city. The traffic police told the farmer:? You can go, but I have to stay with the donkey. ? The farmer turned around and slapped the donkey in the face and said, You heartless thing, you don't even tell your relatives in the city. ?

9. A unit held a staff meeting, and the leader said three unexpected things at the meeting:? I didn't expect the party and the government to know that our wage increase couldn't keep up with the price increase. ? There was a round of applause. ? I didn't expect the party and the government to decide to raise wages for all of us. ? The whole audience stood up and shouted in unison: * * * Long live the Productive Party! ? I didn't expect our financial deficit, and even the existing salary this month will be paid at the end of the year. ? The whole audience sighed: flicker, all flicker.

10, a young girl, many times induced abortion, this time again to abortion, the doctor said with concern: Girl, you can't keep doing this. ? The girl replied:? Alas, you still say, I have been leading like this and I am still not satisfied?

1 1, the director and the section chief * * * took the elevator, and the director farted and said to the section chief:? You farted. ? The section chief said:? I didn't put it there. ? The Secretary went on to say:? I can't afford to excuse me for anything big. What's the use of asking you? From now on, your section chief is exempted. ?

12, the old man took the TV remote control in his hand, switched from the first channel to the first channel, and said to himself with a sigh. Finished, finished? . The aunt who cooked in the kitchen heard what her wife said and hurried over to ask:? What's the matter? The old man said:? Tomorrow, the Central Committee will hold a memorial meeting again. ? Aunt asked:? Who died? ? The old man said:? All the actors are dead. ? When the aunt was shocked, she asked the old man: How did you die? ? The old man said:? He (she) was suffocated by advertisements. ?

13, an enterprise wants to promote a middle-level cadre, and now it is ready to choose the best one in the form of theoretical examination. Its stem is: today's number = yesterday's number+1, and its title is: If yesterday was July 31st, what's the date today? After marking the paper, I found that only A's answer was July 32, and the other people's answers were August 1. When a leader announced:? According to the principle of merit-based admission, after theoretical examination, A was appointed as the manager of a certain department? .

14, the leader of an enterprise went to his subordinate's office of six people and found that five people were playing games online, only Zhang was working, and the leader ran to Zhang's side and praised, yes, only you are doing serious things; Zhang casually replied:? The network cable of my computer just broke? .

15, Lao Yang is a manager and was arrested for corruption and bribery. His subordinates explained to the outside world:? Our general manager is really capable! When he was in office, he ate in a high-class hotel, stayed in a high-class hotel and played in a high-class ballroom. Hey, now something is wrong, and it's also in the high court. Hey, what a cow! ?

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