Tian Feng’s cold joke:

A man was fishing and caught a squid.

Then the squid said: "Don't kill me, don't kill me, please let me go."

The man said: "Okay, then let me test you with some questions. Let's do it."

Squid said: "Take the test, take the test quickly!"

Then the man roasted it...

Oudi A cold joke:

One day Xiaoqiang came home crying and said: "Mom, mom, my classmates at school say my head looks like a kite."

Then his mother said: "How could that be? What? No? Come and run with me."