Characters: monitor Hu Yitong, literary and art committee member Shi, sports committee member Zheng Ganbiao, health committee member Yu Hejing Jr.

Props: table, two benches, a folder, a pen and two curtains.

Script:

Ben: When I came out, I said as I walked, the class spirit of this class is really poor, and the grades have been declining, and the class teacher is angry. We've been scolded all day, and now it's dog blood all over our heads, looking for teeth everywhere. We have to ask my monitor to recruit cadres.

Body: Take a brisk walk. One, two, three, four, report.

Ben: Please sit down. Are you here to apply for a cadre?

Body: Yes.

Ben: From your tone just now, you seem to have just returned from the barracks.

Body: Wrong, because my father is a soldier, so is my father's father, and my father's father is still a soldier, my father's. . . . .

Ben: Stop, I see. Your family is a military family. Then tell me about your specialty.

Body: At the age of two, you can play basketball, at the age of four, you can play table tennis, at the age of five, you can play football, and at the age of six, you can catch gangsters with your bare hands.

Class: Japanese; That's great. How did you do that?

Body: playing games

Ben: I've been sweating for so long. I haven't asked your name yet.

Body: Listen carefully. Say it, or I'll scare you to death. My name is Zheng Ganbiao.

Ben: As the name implies, you are A Zheng Ganbiao. So what position are you running for?

Body: With my specialty, I must be a runner of the Sports Commission. You see I'm so talented, you can accept me.

Ben: What's in it for me to accept you?

Body: treat you to a good meal.

Ben: I'm curious. What's delicious?

Pot body: ear handle pot copper

Ben: What's that?

Pot body: copper pot with movable ears

Ben: If you want to rebel, someone will drag you out and behead you.

Please give me a chance to sing. . . . .

Ben: Hey, it's like prawns crossing the road with eggs-nonsense. The next person, whether there is anyone or not, goes to bed.

Wen: Eighteen bends of mountain road are sung here. . . . . . . Ah, so cadres are being recruited here. With my singing skills, the literary and art committee members belong to me, grinning.

Ben: Go back to sleep.

M: Hello, monitor. Wake up, shake the monitor a few times, why don't you wake up, huh? . . . Lost money.

Ben: Where is it? Hey, who are you? Why are you here?

Text: Alas, I'm embarrassed when the flowers fall and the moon falls. Talented people know astronomy and geography like the back of their hands. . . .

Ben: Stop, the rooster is on the stage-show your beauty, lady. What is your real name?

Wen: Blink at the monitor.

Ben: The monitor is flashing, too. Stop, madam. If you do that again, I'll ask you out. Say your name quickly.

Wen: Oh, monitor, I'm Shi.

Ben: Shi, Shi laughs: A good stomach is ruined by wine, and a good reputation is ruined by a surname.

Text: Monitor, stop laughing. My parents gave me a funny sketch script "Talent is Rare" for five people on campus.

Sketch creation method

1, go deep into life, be close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. We should use an artistic eye to discover and explore the theme. Huang Hong and Song Dandan, Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin, Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin's sketches "Selling Kidnappers" and "Selling Cars" are all familiar trivia in people's lives. Through their vivid performances, the audience laughed and had endless aftertaste.

2, the theme should be small, not big, to "make big problems small", not "make a mountain out of a molehill". Don't cover everything, and engage in "Gao Daquan". Sketch is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing. Themes with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning are about TV dramas or novels, so don't confuse them.

3, there must be paragraphs and "baggage", the language should be vivid, humorous and funny, and don't speak with a straight face. The most valuable thing about sketches is that the language is vivid, interesting and witty. We should skillfully use various rhetorical devices to avoid telling a straightforward story.

Sometimes a word "borrow" can make the audience laugh. For example, Song Dandan's A White Front Teeth Was Laid off Last Year with Glory, and Zhao Benshan's The Sound of the Waves When he was reunited with his wife are superb examples of language borrowing.