1, life is very tired, you are not tired now, later will be more tired. Life is very bitter, you are not bitter now, later will be more bitter
2, think of bald, think of gray wolf, think of Tomcat, I have what reason not to be strong
3, the darkest night, you will see the most beautiful starlight, life is also so.
4, if you have duck pear, put it in the refrigerator, it will become frozen pear.
5, no matter how difficult today, we must firmly believe that: only the past can not go back, there is no tomorrow.
6. I am the sun, no need to rely on whose light.
7, blowing through the bull will become a loud slap, either fan in their own face, or fan in the face of people who look down on them
8, now I do not deserve to shout tired, because I have nothing.
9, if someone throws a stone at you, do not throw it back, and keep it as the cornerstone of your building.
10, no one can go back to the past to start again, but who can start from today, write a completely different ending!
11, carrying too many expectations of the eyes, how dare you easily let down
12, many times, the moment that we thought we could not get past the threshold, after a period of time to look back at the fact that has long been easy to skip; the moment that we thought we could not go through the moment, in fact, endured to stay on the naturally past. All the things that failed to defeat you,
13, will make you stronger. The time is also, it did not defeat you, will give you redemption.
14, there is no longer than the foot of the road, there is no higher than the people of the mountain.
15, the dream is destined to be a lonely trip, the road less ridicule and questioning
16, a person has at least one dream, there is a reason to be strong. If the heart does not have a place to stay, it is wandering wherever you go.
17, the future is confused, I had to bring the strong and brave to go
18, failure, does not mean that you are poor, but to remind you of the efforts
19, in fact, people with the tree is the same, the more you aspire to the sunshine of the heights, the more it is to the roots to the darkness of the ground.
20, one day I want my name to be the pride of your mouth. Low temperature in the refrigerator to effectively inhibit the growth of fungi, prevention of foot odor
Quote: I think back then, I learned kung fu in the mountains and the master for ten years, when I was about to go down the mountain, the master of the long and heartfelt to me, said, apprentice, ah, down the mountain, you must be respectful of others ah. I humbly said, I know, master, respect others will respect you. Master immediately yelled at me: on your broken b kung fu, do not respect others will be killed by others.
1, the teacher asked a question in class, if the gas leak at home how to deal with it, then Xiaoming raised his hand to answer, "Teacher, I know I know, this time I should smoke a cigarette to calm down a little". Teacher: "Xiaoming, get out."
2, Xiaoming, you cry what? Just now the new math teacher wore high heels too high, fell down on the stairs. I can't imagine that you still care about the teacher ah! No, at that time I laughed.
3, today's emergency pulled a car accident old lady, bilateral lower limb comminuted fracture, with intra-abdominal hemorrhage, spleen rupture, I asked the accompanying police: Brother, this old lady how to get? Police: touch porcelain, I: can not ah, touch porcelain can really hurt? Police: Catch her point back, just lying on the ground, the driver is a woman, a nervous pressure over the feeling that they overwhelmed people, and then backed the car back to see. I: ......
4, buddy fell out of love, ... In order to comfort him, I said, "f*ck don't care, is not a woman? If she's gone, she's gone! Don't you still have us good brothers?" He, fiercely inhaled a mouthful of cigarettes, 45 degrees to look up at the sky leisurely said, "are my own brothers I can not lay hands on ......"
5, her crush for a long time he sent a text message "I decided to go to the confession . You will cheer for me?" She: "Well . I'll do it." He: "I'm at the door of that house right now. But I'm too scared to knock." She: "Don't be scared. Be bold. He: "Do you think that person will reject me" She: "How do I know, you go" Put down the phone . She instantly felt heartache ...... suddenly . A knock on the door came . She went to open the door . She saw him with flowers in his hands. She was instantly happy ...... she was about to open her mouth, he smiled and asked her: "Your brother at home"
6, today and friends to play in the square, saw a couple in front of the fight, the female roared: I just let the dog grass also do not let you grass! Male then angry away. The woman turned around and saw us both scolded: look at the hair ah! Friends: Wang ~ Wang ~ Wang ~ brother is also drunk!
7, today in class when playing cards, I looked at the cards caught behind a buddy said, the card is good, I laughed at you also see out ah. Then the class suddenly laughed open, I found something wrong, turn around and look, this week did not sit in the class.
8. One day when I crossed the street, I saw an old man riding a bicycle with a dog in the basket, and I asked, "What's the point of putting a dog in the car? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. ......
9, I: "Mom, I have no money in my wallet." Mom: "Stop it, have you ever seen a fish in a fish and meat dish? Wife cake has a wife in it? And this bra of yours, does it have boobs in it? So it's normal to have no money in your wallet." Me: "......"
10, after the meal, a customer called the owner of the restaurant over, "Boss, congratulations, your kitchen here is very hygienic ah!" "Thanks a lot, I just do my best. However, I ask for advice, you have not visited my kitchen, how can you boast that this place is very hygienic?" "Oh, it's very simple. Everything I just ate here smells like soap!"
11. Teacher: Xiaoming, please use an idiom to describe the teacher as very happy. Xiaoming stood up and headed for the classroom door. Teacher: What are you doing to go...answer the question first. Siu Ming: Smiling in the nine springs. Teacher: roll ......
12, today out in a hurry, driving accidentally scraped an old lady, I rushed out of the car, said: sister, all right? The old lady stood up, patted clothes and said: young man, mouth really sweet, sister all right, you go!
13, a male crush on a female said: "I'm getting married." Female: "Congratulations." Male: "You do not have anything else to say?" Woman: "Actually I love you." Male: "Tell you a secret, just now was lying to you ......" Female: "Me too."
14, small name: small flower, you use my pencil? Xiaohua: No, I'm useless. Small name: you really useless? The first time I saw this, it was a very good thing that I was not using it! Small name: Alas, you are the 17th person to admit that they are useless.
15, the elevator has three people, suddenly one of them asked: brother what to eat at noon. A: ate two steamed bread. Back: that must pay attention to nutrition ah. Asked another person: brother what to eat at noon. A: leek scrambled eggs. Back: just now that fart is you put it.
16, and his wife watching TV, saw the ads of the good time seaweed, said to his wife: "wife, let's sing the auspicious three treasures?" Wife: "Yes." Me: "You sing first." Wife: "Dad." Me: "Hey." ...... do not say, kneeling knee pain.
17, a girl on the bus, stepped on my foot, not only do not apologize, but also exports hurt people, scolded me blind. I was on fire! But in my heart, I thought: good men do not fight with women, we have to be a gentleman, why bother with women in general, as if the wife scolded, as if it was scolded by the three, no big deal. The heart calmed down a lot, but also put down the raised hand, face unconsciously, hung a smile, the girl saw my expression change, said in horror: big brother I was wrong!
18, today to go to the cafeteria to play dishes, the master froze a meat dish shaken into a vegetarian dish, I gas cursed. At this point, the person behind said something: "The day I hit the rice, they froze the fish and meat shaking into the leftover fish flavor."
19, one day to play at his best friend's home, found that his home has two refrigerators, out of curiosity, asked. That goods answer: a put vegetables, a put shoes. I thundered, asked the reason, answered: the refrigerator low temperature effectively inhibit the growth of fungi, to prevent foot odor. I immediately messed up.
20, our unit to hold a tug-of-war, our group has four three hundred pounds of two hundred pounds or more, to participate in the time, the leadership said, "You go over there to get the prize."
21, there is a 2B buddies bitchy and I said: others like women with big breasts. Brother not, brother will find a flat-chested girl paper. I asked: why? He said: Brother to personally raise it! It is quite reasonable to say...
22, in my life into the lowest point, my mother said to me: "Children, even if all people give up on you, you must not give up on yourself, know it?" I was moved to answer: "I know." Then my mom turned to my father and said, "He knows, let's go."
23. I chose to jump off a building to say goodbye to the world. Fortunately, firefighters rushed in time to avoid accidents, a side of the onlookers to comfort me, said: "You do not be too discouraged, life which is not successful all of a sudden it? Once not twice, twice not three times, can always die into the!"
24, a test, there is a topic is to write a famous book and the famous quote in the famous book. Xiaoming children's shoes think hard for a long time before thinking of the following answer, Journey to the West Monster, eat my old grandson a stick ......
25, wife is the road, friends are cattle, life is only a road, the road will have a lot of cattle, don't go the wrong way when you are rich, don't sell cattle when you have no money! God Reply: What to do with the cow on the road?
26, I: buddy, recently where to get rich ah. Buddy: Oops, do some small business talk about not rich. I: Yo! When the boss ah, can yo. Buddy: (smug smile) where where. Me: By the way, I'm going to get married, remember to come over to drink the wedding wine. Buddy: What ~ louder ~ hello ~ here signal is not good ~ can not hear clearly. I: (yelled) you fucking pretend to be a fart aca, I played your landline. Buddy: ......
27, I am a kitchen apprentice, there is an old chef special can be installed, especially for newcomers, always things. One day, I learned to fry a dish, happened to be seen by him, loudly scolded and said: you fried some shit ah, bring me over to taste.
28, math class, the teacher out of the question: now there are 10 apples, our class has 11 people, how to share? Xiaogang: pressed into apple juice!!!! Xiaohong: one person a bite well. Xiaoming stood up and yelled: want me to roll on the explicit, do not play with me Yin.
29, lying in bed at night playing the phone, wife in pajamas drilled into my arms and laughed: "so cold Oh!" I played the phone side should say: "I do not feel cold ah." Wife pouted: "good cold Oh, feel which has the same wind." I was playing with my cell phone and responded: "The windows are closed, where is the wind?" Wife a foot suddenly kicked me under the bed said: "Have you never heard of empty cave?" I: "......"
30, digging ginseng people in the mountains to find a very good ginseng, a shovel digging down, only to hear around the gusts of screams, echoing more than in the mountains and forests, the legend into a fine ginseng value of the city, he rushed to put the ginseng into his arms, his head! He hurriedly put the ginseng into his arms and ran away without looking back. Behind the whole mountain are commotion, large and small mountain spirit ghosts and monsters from the lair out, looking around in fear, alarmed: "wifi it I wifi it who dig the wifi away!"
Editor's note: a husband and wife accidentally got into a car accident, the husband did not have anything serious, the wife was extremely seriously injured facing death, the husband sat on the side of the wife's bed holding her hand, the wife's body continued to convulse and said: "You can ... can not promise ... me ... One thing?" The husband lifted his head and said with difficulty, "Whatever it is, I promise you unconditionally." The wife said, "You...can...can't...don't smile so...so much."
Auntie Mee pushed the pears in a hurry,
Little Qiqi did not hesitate,
and immediately ran after Auntie Mee.
Auntie Mee handed over the pears,
Auntie Mee was determined not to accept the pears,
She said thank you to Little Qiqi,
and Auntie Mee rewarded you with a couple of big sweet pears.
Other tongue twisters:
1.
Hu Su Fu and Wu Fu Su
There is a Hu Su Fu in Hu Zhuang,
and a Wu Fu Su in Wu Zhuang.
Hu Su Fu of Huzhuang loves to read poems and books,
Wu Fu Su of Wuzhuang loves to read ancient books.
Hu Su Fu's bookstore is full of poems and books,
Wu Fu Su's bookstore is full of ancient books.
2, the mountain rock out of the mountain spring
The mountain rock out of the mountain spring, the mountain spring source of the mountain rock,
the mountain spring hold the mountain rock, the mountain rock according to the mountain spring, the mountain spring rushed the mountain rock.
The first thing you need to do is to go to the south of the country with a beanstalk in your hand, and then go to the south of the country with a beanstalk in your hand.
In the big flower bowl, there is a big flower toad.
The big hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his great-uncle's family,
bit the two hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his second great-uncle's family;
The two hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his second great-uncle's family,
also bit the big hitchhiking tail-eared dog of his great-uncle's family.
I don't know whether it was his eldest uncle's dog with a big hitchhiker's tail and ears,
who first bit his second eldest uncle's dog with a two-hitchhiker's tail and ears;
or his second eldest uncle's dog with a two-hitchhiker's tail and ears,
who first bit his eldest uncle's dog with a big hitchhiker's tail and ears.
5. The Lama and the Mute
To the south came a mute, with a trumpet in his waist;
To the north came a lama, with an otter in his hand.
The lama with the otter wanted to exchange the otter for the horn of the mute with the trumpet;
the mute with the trumpet did not want to exchange the horn for the otter of the lama with the otter.
I don't know whether the mute with the horn hit the lama with the otter;
or the lama with the otter hit the mute with the horn with the otter.
The lama went home and stewed the otter-mammoth;
the dumb man ticked the trumpet
Will it be so with our love?1. Disappointment, sometimes it is also a kind of happiness, because there is something to look forward to so will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even if the disappointment, but also a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a little painful.
2, at a certain time, miss a period of time palm prints; hiding in a certain place, miss a let me hang on people.
3, youth, there is always talk about endless once, we can not distinguish those past years is friendship or missed love. Vaguely remember, in the heart had hoped to let the fireflies take us to escape.
4, I just hope that the world can be very small and small, so small that I can see you when I turn around.
5, their own love at the same time also love their own, this is simply a miracle, the gods for this miracle took a name, called love.
6, not forget, just do not want to forget, once, because you let me so try to be happy ...
7, I love you, better than love yourself.
8, no who sorry who, only who do not know who to cherish.
9. Where true love exists, there are miracles.
10, happiness is really simple, you have something to do, something to look forward to.
11, once is once, and then recall is once. The same tune but how can not hear the melody of the past. I'm just a little unhappy, just you will never accompany me to talk about the day.
12, the splendor of the fireworks is short-lived, a lot of love is also like also like fireworks as short, our love will be so?
13, life's greatest happiness, is to find that they love people happen to love themselves.
14, we love each other is happiness, so simple, so difficult.
15, the original as long as the people separated, no matter how familiar the original, will slowly become distant.
16. Don't be in a hurry to say that there is no choice, perhaps, the next intersection will meet hope.
17, love happens because of a smile, because of a kiss and grow, and finally because of a tear and end.
18. With you, I have the whole world, without you, I have nothing.
19. If you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain to hold you.
20, I want you to know that there is a person in this world will always wait for you, no matter what time, what place, anyway, you know there is such a person
21, to go to a place, miss a place, are because of the people there; and not the scenery there, a city will be associated with their own; because there have been a lot of good friends there! ......
22, never a distance, but a decision.
23, in the memories continue to dream better than waiting for heaven in hell