Original text of "Tomboy Diane"

Chapter 1

(1) Mermaid in the Water

Four bad boys no matter what They don't want to believe that the person who swims like a fish in the water and has a body as graceful as a mermaid is actually Diane - tomboy Diane. They are more willing to believe that this "mermaid" is the beautiful Aiwei Or the little witch Qin Tianyue.

The four bad boys had already changed into swimming trunks and stood in a row by the swimming pool. They only dared to do fancy diving moves on the shore, but did not dare to go into the water. He was afraid of jumping into the water and being attacked by the "mermaid".

The fat cat didn't want to look at Diane at first, but the "mermaid" in the water seemed to have a super strong magnetism and forced him to His eyeballs sucked towards her.

"I suspect there is something wrong with the water in this swimming pool." Fat Cat said, "Why does Diane look like a man on the shore and like a woman in the water?" < /p>

"The water in this swimming pool is probably a kind of magic water." Mickey Mouse was serious about it, but he actually wanted to cause trouble. "Fat cat, try jumping in. Maybe you will be a fat cat on the shore. Jump If it gets in the water, it will turn into a skinny cat."

"Childish! I wonder if you have ever heard that women are made of water?"

Dou Ya'er has another fallacy. He is now The whole body is naked, and of course he is wearing a palm-sized swimming trunks. He is very skinny, and the ribs on his chest are clearly arranged in a row. He looks particularly pitiful.

The fat cat The general's belly was straight with white flowers: "Then what are our men made of?"

"It's made of mud."

Mickey Mouse answered within a second, Dou Sprout rolled his eyes at Mickey Mouse with great dissatisfaction. He couldn't come because he thought he was the only one who knew that "women are made of water and men are made of mud".

Dou Sprout stopped managing money, Mickey Mouse, continued His fallacy: "Diane was originally a tomboy, why didn't she look like a tomboy in the water? That's because the water restored her to a girl. Bugs Bunny, do you think I'm right?"

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Bugs Bunny is the real protagonist today. Today is his birthday. That kind of birthday party with birthday candles and birthday cakes really doesn’t arouse everyone’s interest. We just held Bugs Bunny's birthday party in the swimming pool.

Bugs Bunny was stunned there, he didn't even listen to what Dou Sprout was talking about.

Bean Sprout Strange: "You stare at me without blinking, but you don't know what I'm talking about?"

"I'm counting how many ribs you have."

< p>"How many? How many?"

Both Fat Cat and Mickey Mouse came over and counted Dou Sprout's ribs.

The "Mermaid" came over, quietly Yes, they came here from diving. On the other side of the swimming pool, several prosperous girls wrapped in bath towels were all looking this way - a good show was about to begin.

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(2) The two-faced girl in a swimsuit

With a plop, the fat cat who was concentrating on counting the ribs of Dou Sprout was "mermaided" before he could bark. After dragging the fat cat into the water, the fat cat splashed a few snow-white waves, then floated smoothly on the water, like a fleshy ball that had been fully inflated.

Di An originally wanted to pull the fat cat away. He came down and choked on his saliva. Unfortunately, the fat on Fat Cat's body was too thick and the buoyancy was too strong. No matter how hard he pressed, he couldn't get into the water.

The Fat Cat simply put his hands on his chest. Before, he was floating comfortably on the water, letting Diane do whatever he wanted. On land, his fat cat was no match for Diane. It was different in the water. With this body of fat, who was afraid of whom?

In the water, Diane really couldn't do anything to Fat Cat. She didn't want to stalk him, and there were still a few on the shore. Diane dropped Fat Cat and swam ashore.

Dian was particularly eye-catching when she was out of the water. Water beads rolled down her skin as smooth and clear as white jade, and her sapphire blue and lemon yellow high-elastic swimsuit stretched out the softness of her newly developed breasts. waist...

Along the edge of the pool, Diane passed by two women who were lying on lounge chairs chatting. She didn't understand why the two women made such a fuss about her.

"Look at the body proportions of this little girl!"

"Really, the typical golden section!"

Both women sat up from the recliners and put their heads together. Diane looked at it from head to toe.

“Look, look, her calves! ”

“Oh, I have never seen calves with such beautiful lines!

Dian touched one of her calves: "Are you going to talk about me again?" ”

Dian didn’t think so. She had never seen her calves in a foreign country, let alone discovered that her calves had beautiful lines. Today was the first time she heard someone talk about her calves. About the golden section Her body proportions are unheard of. If she wasn't wearing a swimsuit in the swimming pool, everyone would be able to see her body proportions, and no one would be able to see her calves, because she never wears skirts.

Dian Chao Doujia'er and the others came over. The boys didn't know what to do with their eyes. They wanted to look at Diane but didn't dare to look at him. They turned their heads to the side and pretended they didn't recognize Diane. Diane, who was used to being a tomboy, never regarded her as a girl, only as a close friend. When Du was in the fifth grade, they competed with the older boys in the sixth grade for the ping-pong table. The older boys took advantage of their height. They were stronger than them and forced them to throw it into the man's face. Later, it was Diane who stepped forward and allowed them to pick up the man's face.

Di An had no idea what they were thinking. What, I just thought they looked very silly today, and Diane found it funny. She stretched out her hand and pinched Dou Yaer's ears. She likes to play this-making boys dance ballet. Diane is 1.68 meters tall. All the classmates in the class were shorter than her, and Dou Ya'er was a full head shorter than her. She only had to twist Dou Ya'er's ears and lift them up slightly, and Dou Ya'er had to stand on tiptoes to dance ballet. Ouch! Dou Ya'er bared her teeth and tilted her mouth to one side, "There are differences between men and women!" There is a difference between men and women! "

This happened to me before. Dou Ya'er screamed "Ouch, Ouch, please show mercy to Diane." Today, the scream was so vague that Diane couldn't hear clearly: "What did you say? ? "

Mickey Mouse answered on behalf of Dou Sprout: "He said there are differences between men and women. You are a girl and we are boys. ”

“Nonsense, I know you are boys. "

When Diane saw that Bugs Bunny had his eyes closed, he twisted his ears and ordered him to open his eyes.

"I won't open them! Bugs Bunny closed his eyes tighter, "You go put on your clothes and I'll open them!" ”

Dian let go and lowered his head to find that his body already had nice curves.

(3) News anchor Luo Lina

This kind of shyness This feeling happened to Diane for the first time. He let go of Bugs Bunny and went to the locker room to change clothes. It was still the same loose black T-shirt with many bags and zippers. Wearing jeans and wearing a towel, her hair was cut into a men's short style. When she came out of the locker room, she became the tomboy Diane again.

The bad boys looked at Diane a little evasively. He was unsteady and had a strange expression, and Diane's expression was also a little unnatural.

Fortunately, at this time, the class news anchor Luo Lina came.

When she comes, there will be explosive news.

"The latest news!" Luo Lina sat down at a white round table by the pool, "Don't you want to hear it?"

This is the bad behavior of Luo Lina. Every time she has to create effects and make things mysterious, but she doesn't seem to be as arrogant as she is today. However, no matter how awesome she is, they have already graduated and will no longer be classmates in the future, and the new news will not have much appeal to them.

"This news is about Teacher Mi. If you don't come over, I will leave!"

Luo Lina really wants to leave. Mickey Mouse hurried over and said all the nice things to him in a low voice, so Luo Lina finally stayed.

Milan once served as their teacher. She was a female college student that Sha Mao and the others found from a KFC shop. At that time, they were in sixth grade and graduated from elementary school in one year. Milan I taught them for one year, graduated them, and then left the school. His dream is to be a TV host. I wonder if her dream has come true now?

After hearing the news about Milan, the girls in bath towels came over and surrounded Luo Lina, urging him to speak quickly.

"Milan really became a host, but not a TV host, but a radio host. Do you know what a radio host is? You can only hear the voice, but you can't see the person. "

Lolina talks too much, and half of it is nonsense. For example, what I just said about "what is a radio host" is nonsense.

Xia Xueer asked: "How did you know?"

"Last night, my mother took me to the Education Bureau to inquire about my high school education. She sat in a taxi "I heard it with my own ears."

Nowadays, people rarely listen to the radio except in the car.

"How are you sure it's Milan?"

"I heard it. I listen to her in class every day, but I still can't recognize her voice?"

"That's not necessarily true." Diane always likes to argue with Luo Lina, "Milan's voice has been trained, and many hosts have voices very similar to hers."

"I'm sure she is Milan " Luo Lina said, "The program I listened to seemed to be a heart-to-heart talk show. It seemed to talk about whether teachers should admit their mistakes to students if they make mistakes. The host said that she had been a teacher for a year. The teacher once wrongly blamed the students, and then she talked about the 'dead fish incident', wrongly blamed the fat cat, and finally apologized to the fat cat."

"It's her, it must be her!" Fat Cat grabbed Luo Lina's arm, "Tell me, where is she?"

"Damn Fat Cat, let me go!"

Fat Cat let Luo Lina go, Fat Cat pinched several red marks on Luolina's arm. Fat Cat quickly blew air there. Dou Sprout and Mickey Mouse were eager to know where Milan was, so they also pretended to be fawning and blew air on Luolina's arm.

While enjoying the air blowing from several mouths, which tickled her arms, Luo Lina said: "I can only hear voices on the radio and can't see people. How do I know where Milan is? ”

Sha Mao and the others immediately stopped blowing and glared at Luo Lina, feeling like they had been deceived.

(4) A piece of breaking news

"I have another piece of news, which is official news. However, I know you will not be interested in this news."

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Rorina used the flyback method. She knew that the boys in front of her all had backbones on their bodies. If you said one thing, he would go the other way. Sure enough, they were looking at her eagerly again. Luo Lina was very satisfied with the effect she had created. She cleared her throat and then began to say: "There is a person from abroad who wants to invest in transforming Baiguolin Primary School into a joint-stock school."

< p> "What does this have to do with us?" Diane argued with Luo Lina again, "We have graduated from Baiguolin Primary School and are about to enter middle school."

"What does it have to do with it?" "Luo Lina followed Diane's words without looking at Diane. “After the restructuring, Baiguolin Primary School is no longer a primary school, it will be built into a school with 12 grades, and we can stay here to study in seventh grade.

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Diane was still skeptical about the news: "Why don't we know about such a big thing? ”

“You all know, can you still call it top secret information? Luo Lina lowered her voice mysteriously, "This news was told to my mother personally by the director of the Education Bureau. If you don't believe it, the school will call back the parents of our graduating class for a meeting in a few days."

Sha Mao and the others thought they could really be together again, so they were all happy. Since the graduation exam passed, they have been in a depressed mood. They have graduated from elementary school, and Milan no longer teaches them. It was a foregone conclusion, and everyone felt bad. They had been good friends since the first grade, and they were about to break up after six years. It was really worse that Luo Lina brought them the news today, which undoubtedly gave them a feeling of clearing up the dark clouds. The feeling of seeing the sun.

Compared to these boys, the girls' reactions were much more complicated.

Ivy was admitted to the best in the city before her graduation exam. The little witch's family has plenty of money, and she plans to attend the most expensive boarding school in the city; Xia Xueer's essays have won many awards, and a key middle school that produces top students in liberal arts every year is preparing to admit her; Diane is also a sports major. A student with special talents, several key middle schools are vying for her.

Dou Ya'er raised a can of Coke and said somewhat sourly, "Come on, let's go our separate ways. Cheers?"

Di An blocked the Coke that Dou Ya'er raised high: "Dou Ya'er, what do you mean?

"It's not interesting. You guys are going to key middle schools soon. We are still in seventh grade at Baiguolin School. When the time comes, we will find Milan back." teach us. ”

Di An immediately said: “If Milan can come back to teach us, I will definitely not leave.” ”

Xia Xueer, Ivy and Little Witch are also like Diane. As long as Milan can come back to teach them, they can give up key middle schools and stay in Baiguolin School for seventh grade.

Where to find Milan? (5) Looking for Milan

Sha Mao can’t wait to find Milan.

“Where are you looking? ”

“I’ll go to the KFC store to look for it. "Fat Cat said, "Last time, we were in the KFC store..."

"Fat Cat! "

Dou Ya'er yelled, and Sha Mao realized that he had leaked the truth. The four bad guys have been keeping a secret, that is, their encounter with Milan.

Xia Xueer will not let Fat Cat off: "Fat Cat, you haven't finished what you just said! "

Fat Cat pretended to be stupid: "What did I just say? ”

Mickey Mouse stood up to help again: “The fat cat is just a fat cat but not a brain, ignore him?”

Xia Xueer doesn’t think of the fat cat that way. She and the fat cat I've been with Cat for several years, but I still don't understand Fat Cat? His mind quickly made a sudden turn. He said that if he wanted to find Milan, he could only follow the clue of "radio station".

The little witch said that there are hundreds of radio stations across the country. How to find it?

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“I think Milan should still be in this city. Sha Mao analyzed, "Luolina heard Milan hosting the program in the taxi, and taxi drivers like to listen to the city's traffic station most, so the target of our search should be the traffic station." "

Everyone thinks that Sha Mao's analysis is reasonable.

" Let's go to the traffic station to find Milan now. "

Dianne left as soon as she said so. As long as she is here, no matter whether they are boys or girls, they have to listen to her.

Bugs Bunny followed for a few steps, thinking in his heart I still can’t hold back my words: “What should I do for my birthday? ”

Everyone then remembered that they came to the swimming pool today because they wanted to give Bugs Bunny a unique birthday, one that didn’t eat birthday cake, didn’t sing birthday songs, and was unconventional. , this birthday was carefully planned by Xia Xueer and Ivy, and it ended like this before it even started.

“Is your birthday more important, or Milan? "

Bean sprouts and Mickey Mouse said almost in unison, and Bugs Bunny was speechless.

A group of people followed Diane and trotted all the way. Of course, Diane was not trotting, she had two They have long legs and can walk with long strides, while some of them have to trot.

"Diane? Diane!" Fat Cat panted, with a flattering smile on his face, "There is a bus stop in front, I'll treat you."

Everyone knows that Fat Cat is stingy. A one-dollar ticket per person adds up to eight yuan. For Fat Cat, this means two boxes of ice cream or a hamburger. But he really can't run away, and he can't afford to offend Diane. I had no choice but to make this decision.

After three stops by bus, we got off at the radio station building. This is a very grand building, where all the radio stations in the city are located, including the traffic station. As soon as they reached the door, they were stopped by armed police soldiers holding steel guns: "Stop!"

"Let's go in and find someone, a host named Milan."

< p>The armed police soldiers looked upright and did not even look at them: "Please show your IDs!"

Dou Yaer said innocently: "Look, we are all children, how can we have IDs? "

The armed police soldier finally lowered his eyes, glanced at Dou Ya'er, tilted his mouth, and wanted to laugh, but in the end he couldn't hold back his smile: "You guys call the host and ask him to come down and pick him up. You."

Dou Ya'er pretended to ask Sha Mao: "What's Milan's phone number?"

"How do I know?"

No one knows. .

Dou Ya'er smiled playfully and went to get close to the armed police soldiers: "You are a soldier of the people, and you are our brother. Brother, please let your younger brothers and sisters in!"

The people's soldiers "exterminate relatives for righteousness". The armed police soldier holding a steel gun held his chest out majestically and said one word at a time: "Please leave here as soon as possible."

Dian turned around and left, followed closely by the others.

"Di An? Di An? Why don't you have any patience?" Dou Ya'er also boasted, "If I grind for a while, he will let us in."

Di An said : "If you grind for a while longer, he will definitely shoot you!"

Everyone started laughing, especially Fat Cat, whose whole body was trembling with laughter. Diane talks so happily that you have no way out. This is why Fat Cat and the others are both afraid of Diane and love to be with Diane.

Xia Xueer suddenly asked Luo Lina: "Do you still remember the exact time when you heard Milan's program in the taxi last night?"

"It was either seven o'clock or eight o'clock. O'clock...or nine o'clock..."

"Luo Lina, are you too sure?" Diane really couldn't stand Luo Lina, "What time is it?"

< p>Xia Xueer was afraid that the war of words between Diane and Luo Lina would never end. She said: "Let's start listening to the Traffic Radio program at seven o'clock in the evening. I know that at the end of this kind of talk show, a listener hotline is usually opened. At that time, we can call in..."

"Xia Xue'er, I admire you so much!"

Mickey Mouse shouted exaggeratedly. Anyone on earth knows that Mickey Mouse admires Xia Xueer because he often talks about it. In fact, Sha Mao admired Xia Xueer the most, but he only admired her in his heart and never said it out loud.

Sha Mao said that their home only has a TV set and no radio.

These days, not many people have radios. Diane said her aunt had a radio and she listened to English broadcasts every night.

"Then let's go to my house!"

None of them have been to Diane's house. When Diane looked at her watch, it was almost six o'clock, so she might as well take them back directly. Got home. Chapter 2

(6) An old house

Dian has never brought any of her classmates home for 6 years, not even Ai, who was inseparable from her at school. Wei has never been to her house. No one knows where she lives or what her parents do.

Dian's home is on a very quiet side street. Although the street is not wide, there are lush plane trees growing on both sides. The dense layers of plane tree leaves create a long green avenue, which is so thick that no sunlight can penetrate.

As soon as we entered this street, it became cooler and the light became much dimmer.

Daian’s home is a small red building that stands alone. It can be said to be very dilapidated, but in this city with many tall buildings, it is really rare to still have such a street and such a small building. The scenery.

The yard is not big, with several pomegranate trees and gardenia trees planted high and low.

The flowers on the gardenia tree have already bloomed, but there are fist-sized pomegranates on the pomegranate tree. The fat cat couldn't walk at the sight of food.

"Diane, how come I never knew that your house still has a pomegranate tree?"

Diane said: "There are many things you don't know."

The fat cat will not give up until he achieves his goal.

"Diane, I heard that the pomegranates just picked from the tree are very delicious."

Diane said very cheerfully: "Then go pick one and eat it. !”

Sha Mao was waiting for Diane’s words. He stood on tiptoes, picked a pomegranate from the pomegranate tree, and broke it open with his hands. The seeds inside were still white, but the fat cat would lose his mind as soon as he saw something to eat and would be desperate for his own safety. When he took a bite, Diane burst into laughter.

"Ah——"

The fat cat let out a sad cry, with a grimace on his face and a mouth full of unripe pomegranate seeds.

"Eat it! Eat it!" Diane pinched one of Fat Cat's ears, "If you don't eat it, I'll ask you to dance ballet."

"Dai Daxia Be merciful! It's bitter and astringent, I can't eat it."

"Okay, you don't want to eat it."

Di An smiled, twisting the fat cat's ears and lifting them up. , the fat cat stood on tiptoes and howled ouch.

"Are you going to eat it or not?"

"I will! I will eat it?"

The fat cat stretched its neck and swallowed the bitter pomegranate seeds in its mouth. Eat it down.

"Diane, where is your father?"

"My father is far, far away."

This is what Diane's mother told her Yes, I told her this when she was very young.

Luo Lina is the best at observing words and expressions. She found that Diane's expression was not so natural.