Zhao Benshan’s NBA Brain Teasers
Zhao Benshan “It’s getting late, there are a lot of people, and you are not young anymore. It’s time to take the IQ test!”
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: Gao Xiumin "The Spring Festival doesn't deceive many people. Last year I sold crutches and this year I sold cars. Life in the United States is pretty good. It's hard work.
: Help the stupid guy!"
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:Zhao Benshan "No. 1 Allen Iverson, please listen to the question. You have an illegitimate child who is just 6 years old this year. He has never been born before. See
: I passed you, and now you go to see him with a group of people, and he immediately throws himself into your arms and calls you daddy. What's going on?
: "
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: Iverson was shocked after hearing this and thought, do all the Chinese people know that I have an illegitimate child? "Because he has seen my photo!"
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:Zhao Benshan "Wrong! Because you brought a group of women and you are the only man!"
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:Gao Xiumin "No. 2 Duncan, please listen to the question. John is the referee's son, but he never calls the referee dad. Why?
:What?"
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:Duncan "Because John is also an illegitimate son, he can't scream."
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:Zhao Benshan "Wrong! Please give me the correct answer." Guest Rodman answered! "
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: Rodman replied, "He called the referee mom. One year she called me a technical foul. I
: I also touched her butt..." (Scoun quickly told the photographer, "This is a pinch, please don't broadcast it!")
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:Zhao Benshan "No. 3 Kobe, please listen to the question. Let's talk about the Wizards playing against the Lakers. Jordan dribbled the ball, and you defended in the lower three lanes. O'Neal
: I guarded the top. Three ways, but Jordan still passed by! "
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: Kobe laughed, "I think Jordan is old and old, and I have to defend him. How could he survive, of course he fainted
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: (Jordan grinned on the big screen)
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< p> :Gao Xiumin "Ten points for correct answers! No wonder you got married so early!":
:Zhao Benshan "No. 4 Malone, please look at the big screen, (on the big screen is the year Jazz vs. King, Malone elbowed Wei
: Bo’s face was covered in blood) Please ask: Which one hurts if you hit the head with the left elbow or the right elbow? ”
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p>: Ma Long waved his right arm and said, "Of course it's my right elbow that hurts!"
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: "Wrong!" Weber said in the audience, "It's my head that hurts!" My head hurts!"
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:Gao Xiumin "No. 5 is called Kidd, who specializes in driving fast cars. He said that one day you were driving on a narrow road and a car was coming your way< /p>
: The car was about to hit you. You both stopped the car at the same time. There was no moon in the sky at this time, and the car lights and street lights were all broken.
: It was broken. How did you do it? Did you see it? ”
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: Kidd blinked, “Because it’s daytime!”
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:Zhao Benshan "As expected of a point guard, I answered this question right! It's a pleasure to meet you, can you give me a tip?
:Did you pay for the plane ticket when you came? "
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: Gao Xiumin "No. 6 O'Neal, please listen to the question. Zhao Benshan has three brothers, the eldest is called Big Fool, and the second is called Er Fool
:Son, what’s the third child’s name? "
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: "Three idiots! "O'Neal grinned.
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:Zhao Benshan "Wrong! The third child’s name is Zhao Benshan! I am an old pimple! "Everyone laughed, except O'Neal who still didn't understand.
:He looked confused.
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:Zhao Benshan "No. 7 Wang Zhizhi. When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, tears well up in his eyes. Chinese people have high IQs and are like gold everywhere.
: Shine. Please listen to the question. It is said that there are two astronauts, one is a smoker and the other is an alcoholic. They are going to space for a one-year expedition. The smoker brings ten cartons of cigarettes and the drunkard brings ten boxes of wine. A year later, the two of them stepped off the spaceship. The drunkard was slightly drunk and looked very satisfied, while the smoker looked depressed. Why was this? "
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:Wang Zhizhi clapped his hands and laughed, "He forgot to bring the fire! "
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:At this time, O'Neal shouted, "I finally understand why the third child is called Zhao Benshan! "(Scoun hurriedly picked up Oni
and walked out, "Don't be embarrassed here, I won't bring you here again!")
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: After the party, O'Neal kept feeling depressed about the embarrassing things at the party.
Returning to the Lakers club, I just happened to run into the Philippine coach. O'Neal hurriedly took Fei Shuai's hand and said, "Fei Shuai, let me give you a brain teaser.
Say
: My father has three sons. The eldest is called Big Fool, the second is called Er Fool, and what is the name of the third? "
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: Fei Shuai "The name your father gave you is really weird, but it's quite right! I think I, Fei Shuai, Bingxue and I are smart, how can this question be so difficult to get?
: Me! The third child must be you, O'Neal! "
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: "No! O'Neal shouted, "The third child's name is Zhao Benshan!" ”