Chef's marriage

A chef wrote in personals: I am frivolous and cowardly, so I add some salt; If the feelings are bitter, add some sugar; Add some pepper when the feelings are numb, so ask the woman to have all the colors, smells and tastes!

A clever cook

The students told the headmaster that the food in the school cafeteria was particularly unpalatable and completely out of their taste.

After hearing this, the principal attached great importance to it, called the chef in the canteen and criticized and warned. If you don't improve immediately, you can leave. ?

The chef defended:? You don't know the headmaster, do you? They complain about your poor class in the canteen every day. You don't have to take what these children say to heart. ?

A cook is better than a knife.

There are three chefs, from the United States, Japan and China, competing for knife work. In the kitchen, a fly flew by, and the American chef picked up the kitchen knife and divided it by three times and five times. Seeing that the fly was divided into two halves, the judges scored 90 points with excitement.

Another fly flew by and the Japanese chef brushed it. The judges were surprised to find that the wings of the fly had been cut off, so they scored 98 points.

Chef China, who is cutting radishes, smiled and waved a kitchen knife at another fly. Wave a kitchen knife in the air and the fly will fly away. As a result, the judges gave 100.

Chef China proudly said, I made double eyelids for flies. Ha ha ha ha ha. ......

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